Chapter 1076: Kill Him
"Got it?"
Sima Guang got up and said, "If that's the case, please ask Your Majesty to show me." ”
He felt that Shen An was lying, so let Zhao Shu call the shots.
If Zhao Shu delays, it will be if he doesn't admit himself, and Shen An's reputation will stink.
Zhao Shu muttered a little in his heart, and he glanced at Bao Zheng.
Lao Bao and Shen An are wearing a pair of pants, and the relationship between the two is not good, this Bianliang people know it.
So whether Shen Anxin has the bottom or not, Lao Bao Tie must know.
But Bao Zheng really doesn't know!
So Bao Zheng also looked at Shen An and raised his eyebrows.
Is your baby playing for real or is it bluffing?
If it is true, the old man can make Sima Guang regret being born.
If it's fake, then the old man is going to find an excuse to block things today.
Of course, Shen An was playing really, he raised his eyebrows at Bao Zheng, signaling that he was fine.
Brother can make Sima Guang vomit blood!
He was proud in his heart, his eyebrows were raised relatively high, more exaggerated, and he looked helpless.
Bao Zheng sighed in his heart, and said: "Today's weather is not good, the wind is strong, and I can't ascend to heaven......"
Belch!
This reason is very powerful, because what if a person ascends to heaven and is blown away by the wind?
Zhao Shu looked at the sunlight shining in, felt the wind and sunshine, and felt that Bao Zheng seemed to be more shameless than Han Qi.
But it's good to be shameless!
Sima Guang glanced back at the sunlight outside the hall, and felt that compared with these important ministers, he was really a righteous man and a gentleman.
He wanted to refute, but looking at the fierce light in Bao Zheng's eyes, he was stunned.
This is a ruthless character who dares to pull the emperor to spit!
He was really cowardly.
Shen An said in surprise: "No! The weather is good, there is no wind, and it is just in the sky. ”
So you're sure? Bao Zheng almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, stared at him and asked, "Heaven?" Wait for the old man to send you to heaven! ”
Shen An shuddered, and said with a forced smile: "You can really go to the sky, you ...... I was going to tell you last night, but I ate too much on the way home......"
Bao Zheng's face was a little pale, but Zhao Shu snorted dissatisfiedly.
Why didn't you tell me more about it last night? Let's just say that the official family can rest assured, can I rest assured?
Shen An smiled bitterly: "The minister had diarrhea last night. ”
Zhao Shu said dissatisfiedly: "How high can you go up?" One person tall? ”
He felt that one person tall was enough, but Bao Zheng said with a straight face: "Official, half a person tall is enough." ”
Are the officials and Bao Zheng more shameless than anyone?
Sima Guang wanted to spurt blood, so he said: "Shen An said that he ascended to heaven, and he thought it was very high. ”
Fly up to half a man's height...... Is this an ascension? Anyone who bounces better can jump up.
"yes!" Shen An said with a pure face: "Can Sima Yuan dare to sit?" ”
This is one of the gambling games, Sima Guang will be the first to ascend to heaven.
Will it be killed?
Sima Guang muttered in his heart, but he knew that he couldn't refuse, so he nodded and said, "The old man is not afraid. ”
"Okay, refreshed!"
Shen An remembered the spout installed under the bamboo basket and couldn't help but be happy.
Brother has to give you a taste of what a rocket is today.
"Your Majesty, please come to the palace to display."
The hot air balloon is now outside the imperial city, and Huang Chun is guarding it with the villagers. After seeing Su Shi ascend to heaven last night, he swore that the ball was in the people, and the ball was dead.
"Good!"
Zhao Shu had already thought about it, as long as Shen An could send people up a little, he dared to say that this was a groundbreaking achievement, as for whether it was groundbreaking...... I Chrysostom said yes.
It's just how can you send people up?
Zhao Shu was a little depressed and worried that Shen An would fail.
"Your Majesty, the king asks to see you."
Zhao Shu came, Zhao Shu smiled and said, "You came just in time, let's go and have a look." ”
Zhao Ji glanced at Shen An, and Shen An blinked, indicating that there was no problem.
But Zhao Ji felt that his expression was weak, so he said to Qiao Er: "You follow later." ”
Does the king value so-and-so much?
Qiao Er couldn't help but burst into tears.
But Zhao Ji was thinking about how to use him to carry the blame......
Let Qiao Er get closer, if it fails, say that Qiao Er has done it, for example......
Zhao Ji glanced at Wang Chongnian, and Wang Chongnian stepped forward and bowed his head.
"Draw a ......"
Wang Chongnian was dumbfounded, and said in a low voice: "King, the minister won't!" ”
It is said that the painting talisman is bathed in incense, and then it has to be studied hard for decades......
"Do you understand the ghost drawing? Scribble...... Ghosts don't recognize ......"
"Yes." Wang Chongnian understood, and quickly ran to Qingning Palace. He quietly got a pen and paper, then thought about it, and began to draw talismans.
And the kings and ministers over there have already arrived in front of the palace.
"I've seen Your Majesty."
As the first engineer under Shen An, Shehui arrived.
Zhao Shu looked at the eye droppings in the corners of his eyes and said, "It's hard work." ”
"It's very hard, I slept last night when I was poor......"
She Hui muttered, then yawned and commanded, "Get it up!" ”
This airbag is different, and Shehui has created a skeleton for it with things, and it is hard.
The airbag stood upright, and the basket next to it began to ignite.
"What is this?"
Sima Guang asked puzzled. He thought this thing was so unreliable.
"It's something that ascends to heaven." Shen An looked at him with bad intentions, "After you go up, you will guarantee to ascend to heaven, and you can't do it if you want to ascend." ”
Sima Guang glanced up at the sky, the blue sky and white clouds, not even a breeze, it was really a good weather.
"Can this thing fly?"
Han Qi saw that those Taoists were struggling to carry it, so he felt that this matter was really unreliable.
If you want to fly, you have to be light, you have to be so heavy, plus how can a person fly?
Shen An said: "Please wait and see. ”
Let's not compare, look at the effect.
"Alright."
She Hui picked out a piece of eye, feeling that today will be recorded in the annals of history, and she will be famous for eternity.
This is what Shen An said, according to his words, Shehui will definitely leave a heavy mark in the history books in the future.
She Hui doesn't have any material requirements, just what is it for that...... False name, just this bite.
So he cheered up, and when he saw that it was Sima Guang coming, he frowned and said, "Lang Jun, this person is comparable to two people." ”
Sima Guang couldn't help but touch his big belly, and said embarrassedly: "The old man just looks fat, but it's actually very light." ”
After entering the bamboo basket, the bamboo basket sank obviously, and She Hui shouted: "It's so heavy, I'm afraid that the bamboo basket will be worn through, Lang Jun, why don't you change someone." ”
Sima Guang's old face turned red, but he said seriously: "The old man said that he wanted to go up, so no one can replace him." ”
It's so heavy!
It's important to see how you move.
Zhao Shu said in a low voice: "Han Qing, is it as heavy as you?" ”
He was talking about Sima Guang, and Han Qi said confidently: "Your Majesty, rest assured, one minister can be Sima Guang two." ”
Shen An over there said: "It's not in the way, it's him." ”
It's good to sink! Shen turned his head and panicked, will he jump down?
Shen An looked up at the sky, imagined the scene of Sima Guang falling from the sky, and couldn't help but say with satisfaction: "This weather is really good!" ”
Sima Guang stood in the basket very calmly, thinking that it was just a joke. He said lightly: "When will this get up?" The old man couldn't wait to go to the sky to see it. ”
Just swoop.
Shen An knew that Sima Guang was sure that this thing would not be able to fly, so he made a gesture of course.
When the hot air balloon flies later, you have to continue to calm down.
This year is a fantasy, probably like later generations say that we can get on the car today, and tomorrow we can travel to Mars.
Shen An was looking forward to what Sima Guang's reaction would be under this incredible situation.
"Here's the refueling."
"Here's the lead, lit the ...... Ah......h
When she said this, she Hui yawned, Sima Guang was already impatient, and urged: "Hurry up, there are still a lot of political affairs on the old man's side." ”
"Oh!"
You say he's stupid, but no one can beat him in scientific experiments. But you have to say that he is smart, except for smelting, he doesn't care about anything else at all.
So as soon as Sima Guang urged, Shehui subconsciously forgot to remind him that after the fuse was ignited, the hot air balloon would soar.
"Come on!"
He pointed to the handle of the refueling, and Sima Guang stepped on it very indifferently......
Rumble!
The flames erupted, and the Taoists on the side hurriedly picked up the air bags.
Someone was carrying a fire-breathing object on the side to heat the air in the airbag, and gradually, the airbag began to straighten......
When the airbag and Sima Guang were in the same line, the flamethrower he controlled was also aligned with the airbag.
"Come on, come on!"
She Hui looked at the flames happily and felt that today would be a big day.
Poor Road is about to become famous!
"Will it work?"
Han Qi was asking Bao Zheng, "If it doesn't work, Shen An will go to Dengzhou." This is less than two years, are you willing to do it? ”
Shen An has no problem going out, but Bao Zheng is heartbroken when he thinks of Guoguo going to suffer with him, "Why can't you be reluctant?" Again...... When the time comes...... Didn't Yanzhou say that there was a lack of Zhizhou? There can also be an official ......"
This shameless old fellow!
Yanzhou is close to Bianliang, what kind of door is this?
However, thinking of Shen An's release, Han Qi was reluctant, "If he leaves, many things in the court will lack a stirr, it's a pity!" ”
"Zhang has been here for eight years."
At this time, Zhang Bannian came in a hurry, and said recently: "Official, there are monks and Taoists gathered outside the city, saying that they watched the celestial phenomena last night, and there will be a bloody disaster today...... Now they are waiting outside the city...... Some people are clamoring, saying that Shen An is blasphemous, and today is his death......"
"Waiting for what? Waiting to see Shen An die? Zhao Shu waved his hand over there, and Shehui asked Sima Guang to turn off the fire.
Sima Guang thought that Shen An had admitted defeat, and couldn't help but smile and said, "Dengzhou is a good place." ”
Shen An just sneered, he knew that the last time he broke the so-called witch Gu, it would make those people who were chattering with gods a lot less good. And today, once he succeeds in ascending to heaven, the blow to those people will be even greater.
You don't mean anything about ascension...... Why can't you see it? But Shen An got something and sent the person up.
Your ascension isn't reliable, is it?
So they came, ready to see Shen An's jokes.
It's just that the curse is a little vicious, and Shen An will be punished by heaven.
Zhao Shu said lightly: "Those people are good. ”
Everyone nodded, outsiders are powerful, and ordinary people can't afford to mess with them.
But they underestimated Zhao Shu.
Zhao Shu frowned slightly, feeling that a wave of fire was rising.
He said in a deep voice: "When will it be the turn of outsiders to speak?" What do they want to do? ”
Everyone was stunned and couldn't help crying and laughing.
Big guy, they just watch the excitement and want to see Shen An's jokes! It's just that the curse is a little more vicious.
"Zhang eight years!"
Zhao Shu's voice suddenly turned cold.
"The minister is here!" Zhang Banian's eyes were full of murderous intentions.
"Go, the ...... who took the lead"
Zhao Shu's lips moved slightly, "Kill him!" You do it yourself! ”
This emperor is very irritable!
And he kills people at every turn, unlike the emperors of the Great Song Dynasty.
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