Chapter 17 What kind of game is pickling girl?

Ling Kun was taken into the Nanjing Palace, put on shackles forged from stainless steel, and thrown into a dark and damp dungeon.

After eating an unpalatable prison meal at noon, he was immediately taken out by the soldiers and went to the main hall of the palace.

Princess Pingnan Xiao Ran sat in the center of the hall, she was still dressed in beautiful red, with white teeth and red lips, clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, harmless to humans and animals, just like a girl next door. But Ling Kun knew that this was not the girl next door, this was a killer star, and he would kill him at any time.

Baishan Shuangsha sat on His Royal Highness and sipped tea with his legs crossed, these two were obviously very valued in the Liao Kingdom.

Ling Kun stood in the center of the hall in handcuffs and shackles, very uneasy and frightened in his heart. Since this princess is addicted to murder, and he fell into the hands of others, didn't he just feed the big knife in her hand?

"Why don't you kneel when you see this princess?" Xiao Ran said coldly.

According to ancient conventions, he should kneel and beg for mercy at this moment, but as an outstanding young man in the 21st century, he really can't do this kneeling.

Besides, even if you kneel, don't you kill? I'm afraid not. Which one of the people on the street didn't kneel when they saw this little evil star, and they were still killed?

So, if you die, you should die better. So he straightened his back and stood on the ground, neither humble nor arrogant, quite a bit of a hero.

"Manly man, kneel to the sky and kneel to your parents, who are you, why do you kneel for you? Can you afford it? Ling Kun said stiffly.

"Hey, this princess is worshiped by 10,000 people every day, and she can't stand the worship of your hairy boy?" Xiao Ran was very angry, and grabbed his big knife and went down to the hall and came to Ling Kun's side.

Seeing this scene, Ling Kun knew that death was not far away, so he simply raised his proud head. In fact, he didn't dare to look at the big knife that glowed blue.

"Do you think Princess Ben won't kill you?" Xiao Ran had never seen such a strange person as Ling Kun, and asked suspiciously.

Ling Kun pretended to be full of disdain and said, "You are a girl's family, killing and killing every day, is it disgusting?" Don't you know that there are many more fun things in this world than killing? ”

"Huh? What could be more fun than killing? Tell me, what do you play? Xiao Ran became interested, handed the big knife to his own soldiers, and stood in front of Ling Kun with his waist crossed.

"I'll ...... Girls. In his previous life, Ling Kun was most proud of racing cars and pickle girls, and at this time he subconsciously wanted to say this, but he suddenly realized that there were no cars in this era, so he took the opportunity to say pickle girls. After saying that, I regretted it, and I talked to a girl about pickling girls, can she be interested?

If only it were a man, Lao Tzu's pickled girl experience is unheard of for him.

"Pickled girl? What kind of game is Pickle Girl? Xiao Ran was really interested.

"Niu, it means girl, for example, you are a girl. Picking up girls is chasing girls. Ling Kun explained.

"How do you chase it? Then you chase it to me. Xiao Ran was interested.

"Huh? I'm chasing you? Over here? Ling Kun was stunned.

"yes, is there a problem?" Xiao Ran asked rhetorically.

Ling Kun looked around in embarrassment, this environment is really not suitable for pickling girls, but since he has been forced to do this, he will reluctantly perform for it.

He suddenly made a move on Xiao Ran, and two hands wearing long iron chain handcuffs surrounded Xiao Ran, forced him to the pillars of the main hall, and assumed a standard wall knock pose.

Seeing that the princess was in distress, Baishan Shuangsha flew up at the same time, but seeing that Ling Kun did not make any further movements, he had to reply again.

Xiao Ran, an ancient chick, where has she ever seen such a scene, she was stunned by this sudden scene, looked up at Ling Kun, and saw that he was holding his hands on the pillar, surrounding her tightly, and his movements were extremely ambiguous. The most terrible thing is that the handsome and evil face is matched with glued eyes, as if the air in the hall is sticky.

Xiao Ran felt that it was difficult to breathe, his heart was beating faster, his cheeks were hot, and his body was weak and unable to lift his strength.

Ling Kun had been on the wall countless times in his previous life, and he was familiar with it, but the ancient woman of the wall was really a new challenge.

Seeing Xiao Ranqiao's face crimson and shortness of breath, eighty percent was about to succeed. Based on the experience of his previous life, if there is no big slap at this time, then congratulations, you can kiss her.

Ling Kun didn't want to kiss Xiao Ran, because she was a murderous little demon star, if it was Zhao Mingyue, it would be fine.

But this can't help him, if he can successfully kiss Xiao Ran, maybe she will spare his life, otherwise with her murderous nature, she has no hope of survival.

Ling Kun relied on his skillful pickling technique to pull the lips of the two closer and closer with a sticky gaze, and ...... closer and closer.

Everyone in the hall was so nervous that they couldn't breathe, they all knew that the princess shouldn't do this in public, but the princess herself didn't object, who would dare to stop it?

Besides, who wouldn't want to see such an exciting scene?

Well, everyone is ready, just wait for the two of them to get closer by an inch, the last inch.

"Smack." The slap that Ling Kun had expected was finally long overdue.

"Bold fanatics, dare to be rude to this princess, I will kill you." Xiao Ran, who had lived for the rest of his life after the catastrophe, was so angry that he pushed Ling Kun away and pointed at him, his fingers still trembling.

"Oops, I'm really sorry, the princess is so beautiful, I can't help it, forgive me." Ling Kun hurriedly apologized, he had dealt with this situation before.

Xiao Ran was stunned again, the so-called reaching out and not hitting the smiling person, everyone said that it was because he was too beautiful that he was in trouble, how could he blame others?

Although Princess Pingnan has killed countless people, she is still very simple in her heart.

Bai Yuming, the boss of Baishan Shuangsha, stood up and shouted: "Princess, this kid is cunning, don't be fooled, wait for the old man to kill him." As he spoke, he flew forward and slapped Ling Kun with a palm.

Xiao Ran was shocked in his heart, and hurriedly stopped: "Stop, who told you to kill him, retreat." ”

Bai Yuming stopped his figure and said, "Princess, this kid is strong in martial arts, and he is full of flowers, so it's better to get rid of it as soon as possible." ”

"I don't need you to teach me, step down." Xiao Ran snorted angrily.

Bai Yuming retreated with a black face.

Xiao Ran understood what it meant to pick up girls at this time, and this is what it meant to chase girls emotionally. Hey, if you don't care, you almost got soaked by him.

"Your game is not fun, change to something else, and if it is not fun, I will kill you." Xiao Ran's whole body was still soft at this time, and he reluctantly raised his breath and asked.

"Others? Of course, there are many. "Ling Kun has no choice, if you want to survive, you have to keep playing.

"Really? Let's hear it. Xiao Ran said vigilantly, if it was a game like pickling girls this time, she wouldn't play it.

Ling Kun thought about it and said, "Then let's dance." ”

"Dancing? What's so fun about that, there are dancing girls in the palace, and this princess has seen enough. Xiao Ran said disdainfully.

"But, disco, did you skip it?" Ling Kun asked weakly.