Chapter 1 I want to grow up quickly
In addition to being often molested by the sisters-in-law and aunts in the neighborhood, their nine sisters also "bullied" the young and weak little milk baby Wang Da Hammer.
The eldest sister is ten years apart from Wang Dazhu, and now she has reached a good age for Xiaohe to show her sharp corners, a standard beauty embryo.
I always like to kiss my baby brother when I have nothing to do. Rub his ball head, pinch his bun face, and flick his little ding.
I really have nothing to say about the love of my baby brother, and I always think of my own brother when there are any good things, and I am really afraid of melting in my mouth, and I am afraid of falling in my hand.
In her words, Wang Dazhui is the little ancestor of their family, and if anyone dares to bully his younger brother, he will definitely become a tigress and fight with each other every minute.
Wang Dazhui also loves his beautiful, hard-working and capable eldest sister, so he always likes to stay by his eldest sister's side and enjoy her love for him.
"Sledgehammer, what do you think you want to do when you grow up?" The eldest sister pinched Wang Da Hammer's fleshy round face and asked softly.
Wang Dazhui also stretched out his little hand and grabbed the eldest sister's beautiful face unhappily, but unfortunately the eldest sister had already taken precautions and grabbed him with quick movements.
"Hey, I said Sledgehammer, you still dare to take revenge on your sister and me? You said that if you accidentally mess with your sister's face, what should I do if I can't get married? She looked at her younger brother angrily, and she was very happy in her heart, and she was playing tricks on Wang Da Hammer by herself.
"By the way, you haven't told your sister what you want to do when you grow up."
"Our family is not short of money, I think you will study with the old master like Li Gongzi in the town, and then take the exam to become an official."
Wang Dazhui couldn't speak at this time, so it was impossible to answer his eldest sister's question. But he still understood one thing from his eldest sister's inadvertent words, that is, she was already in spring.
"Sledgehammer, my sister is so good to you, you can't be ungrateful when you grow up! If someone bullies me, you have to avenge my sister. The eldest sister suddenly thought of something in her heart, and solemnly told Wang Dazhu.
Wang Da Hammer would not care what she said, because he was fighting against the big hand that grabbed one of his small hands, and wanted to take the hand out of her hand.
Wang Dazhui struggled for a long time, but he only blamed himself for being too weak, so he became the Monkey King who was crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain, and it was useless to resist no matter how he resisted.
Wang Dazhui was thinking about whether to use his killer weapon - when he cried loudly, his father Wang Fugui came back and immediately rescued his precious son from the clutches of his daughter Wang Aoyu.
"Come, son! Tell your dad if your eldest sister is bullying you again? Wang Fugui picked up his baby son and kissed him fiercely.
Wang Dazhui pushed his head away in disgust and grabbed his father's mustache unceremoniously.
Wang Fugui held Wang Da Hammer and threw it into the air again and again and caught it, and Wang Da Hammer was frightened. He was really afraid that he would be killed by his father's carelessness.
Can you all have some good ideas to coax the children, don't torture me like this, okay? Wang Dazhui screamed in fright, and thought unhappily.
Wang Dazhui felt that he was in dire straits every day, and as soon as he was tortured by one, he was immediately replaced by another. It's really a trouble to have too many people in the family, and there are so many people who like to play tricks on him that they can't prevent it at all.
Of course, everyone's care for Wang Dazhui Wang Dazhui can still feel it, at least everyone treats themselves sincerely. Unlike in my previous life, I was always alone.
He likes his current identity very much, and he also likes his big family, except for being bullied, everything else is very satisfied, he often thinks that he is really lucky in his life, born in such a warm family.
If only time could be faster, so that I can grow up, no longer have to wear open crotch pants, and I don't have to be teased all the time but unable to resist.
Days passed day after day, and two years passed in a blink of an eye, Wang Dazhui's eldest sister got her wish and married Li Gongzi, whom she liked, and the second sister also began to prepare a dowry.
Wang Dazhui has learned to dress and eat by himself, and has become a strong little man.
Seeing his son look like a day by day, Wang Fugui and his family happily praised their sledgehammer for being smart and sensible. Not only did he not wet the bed at night, but he also slept alone.
"That stinky boy in our family is a big ghost, not like a child at all, only three years old is a ghost. Yesterday he yelled at me that he doesn't wear open crotch pants and that he doesn't like to wear red clothes yet. Zhang Cuihua often complains and is happy when she goes to the door.
"Sister-in-law of the Wang family, you are showing off to us! Are you still complaining about your son's anger? The neighbor laughed and said that she was cheap.
Wang Da Hammer likes to play together, because he can't play with a group of little kids who play with urine and mud all day long.
He likes to dress himself cleanly and stay in the room alone to read, and he also likes to run to the restaurant to listen to others talk about books, so the neighbors say that he is a little book lover, and everyone praises him for his future success and a reading and becoming an official.
In addition to the eldest sister and the second sister, the other sisters don't like to be together for a long time, because they always feel that they are still children, but they are always educated by them in turn.
It's just that the eldest sister is already married, and the second sister is busy being a female celebrity every day, thinking about marrying herself, so she doesn't have much time to play with him.
As a modern person from the 21st century, Wang Dazhui feels that the entertainment programs of the ancients were really pitiful, there were no TV series, no movies, and no fun video games.
If you are an adult, there are some places to pass the boredom, such as the Qinglou or the Teaching Workshop Division with a lot of beautiful sisters. It's a pity that his current body doesn't allow it, and he really has more than enough heart but not enough strength.
In addition to going to the teahouse every day to listen to other people's storytelling, Wang Dazhui's other hobby is to climb the window on the second floor of the teahouse, because where you can watch the girls and ladies coming and going on the street.
But I can only get over it, and then make a sullen review. He felt very lonely and had no one to talk to.
"you, do you think our sledgehammer is really a little different?" One night, Wang Fugui was lying on the bed, hugging his wife Zhang Cuihua and asking.
"It's a little different, like a little adult, sometimes more sensible than his sisters, I really don't know why his little head is so smart." Zhang Cuihua snuggled tightly in her husband's arms, thinking of her son's full happiness.
"It seems that our ancestors have accumulated virtue, and it is really our blessing that this stinky boy Sledgehammer was born in our family. Since the stinky boy loves to read, he will be sent to the school in two years, and maybe he will be able to win the top prize in the future. The more Wang Fugui thought about it, the more excited he became, and he couldn't wait to send Wang Dazhui to study in the school immediately.
At the same time, Wang Dazhui was also tossing and turning and couldn't sleep, looking at the moon outside the window, secretly hoping that he could grow up faster.