Chapter 104: Actor Li Feng
"Captain, there's a group of people from the Central Army outside who want to see you!"
On this morning, Comrade Li Xiaopang missed his weight loss plan again, and in this regard, he deeply thought that the weight loss plan was not well formulated, and he would make a plan after a while.
Before I woke up, I heard someone come to report, and I wanted to smash a pillow on it, but after hearing the content of the words, I immediately started to do it, and the whole person instantly became awake, and a weird smile flowed from the corner of my mouth.
"Uh...... Captain, your saliva ......"
The warrior subconsciously pointed at the saliva flowing from the corner of Li Feng's mouth, he always felt that the captain was now as hungry as a wolf meeting meat.
Not really!
Li Feng has been waiting for them for three days, and if he waits any longer, I'm afraid things won't be able to hold on, these bitches can be regarded as coming.
"Go get me a basin of washing water, and bring me my torn clothes, remember, the broken shoes must be brought over!"
patted his chubby face, and tried his best to pretend to be innocent, hoping to give people a stupid and deceitful feeling, after all, only by letting the other party relax their vigilance, this conspiracy can be carried out better.
The warrior didn't know why, but he did as the captain said.
The little fat man really looks like a beggar now, the military uniform on his body is torn, sewn and mended, the patch on his chest is three or four, the shoulder is broken and two holes have not had time to be sewn, not to mention the pants, which are full of holes.
A pair of rag shoes, the thumb is already exposed, and you can still say hello with a slight movement of the thumb.
What a wonderful beggar's outfit!
After going around and finding that he was poor enough to wear this body, Li Feng put on his inner box cannon on his back...... Thinking about it, he was still too rich, so he simply put down the box cannon and asked people to collect a Wang Ba box to hang on, so that he looked like a poor egg.
"Captain, I heard that a group of Central Army came down from the mountain?"
The eagle also got up at this time, he didn't sleep all night last night, I heard that he and Li Feng made a sand table overnight, anyway, no one saw the sand table, whether it was really no one knew.
"That's right, but wait for these unjust bosses, come on, come on, see if I look like a poor bastard when I dress like this?"
The corner of the eagle's mouth twitched, and his clothes looked like paupers, but this figure......
What pauper can grow so fat?
Regarding the eagle's expression, Li Feng didn't see it, thinking that he must be jealous of his talent, otherwise he would have a look of contempt.
Now that the play is done, it's time to meet the guests.
With a wave of his hand, he asked a warrior to go down and call the man up.
In less than ten minutes, seven or eight people walked in, and there were actually two majors in the lead.
"Okay, two, I am the captain of this Dayingshan guerrilla battalion, as for our regular establishment is called the Taiyuan guerrilla battalion, it is not a miscellaneous brand, the chairman said that my unit is subordinate to the Central Army, and the establishment and military salaries are completely in accordance with the reinforced battalion of the entire Central Army."
The two majors who came looked at the fat man in front of them, the other party was dressed in a ragged dress that did not match his figure, and as for what the other party said, they did not have any doubts.
There are two special independent battalions on Tuba Road, there is nothing strange about it, but it is a bit nonsense for the chairman to say this kind of thing himself, and a regiment of their Central Army does not have such a big face for the chairman to say it personally, and the reinforced battalion of the Central Army, there are more than 200 people in this cottage, how much combat effectiveness can it have?
But this time they came to talk about business, and although their hearts were full of contempt and disdain, they had to do enough superficial work, not to mention that they seemed to have competitors now.
"Hello Captain Li, I am Feng Ming, senior staff officer of the Third Regiment of the XX1st Division of the Central Army!"
"I am Qin Feng, the deputy chief of staff of the first regiment of the XX2nd Division!"
Yes, the feelings are still two families this time, but this is better, there is competition to be motivated, otherwise how can it seem that he Li Feng has a fragrant fragrance here!
Enough superficial work has to be done.
Uncle Song only went to command the troops to train now because he couldn't act, otherwise he would definitely be singing here now.
Since the people around him can't do it, then Li Feng can only go alone, he is too good at dealing with these people, and the things for one dollar must be sold according to one hundred yuan, otherwise they can't reflect how good his things are!
To put it bluntly, these people are stupid and have a lot of money, and they only buy expensive ones and don't buy good ones, so they are easy to deceive!
The wronged boss is really the wronged boss, Li Feng looked at these people as if he was looking at a lump of ocean, and he already drooled a lot in his heart.
"I don't know what happened to the sudden visit of the two of you?"
Li Feng can pretend to be like this, this time even the eagle is very surprised, you little fat man is really like a dog when you pretend to be like a dog, it's really like that!
"Uh...... It is because your army has had frequent contacts with our army recently, and everyone is fighting devils on the road of the united front of the Anti-Japanese War. ”
Not a word of truth, not a word of truth, it's all!
This is Li Feng's idea of the two, if you want people to pretend to be noble, this is like going to sleep with a woman in the kiln, and before going to sleep, you have to pretend to be a decent gentleman and chant poetry with a woman.
False!
"I am Li Feng, our troops are stationed here, if you finish reading it, leave immediately, I heard that the Central Army has been fighting recently, I think you miss your comrades very much, Li really can't bear to let you stay too far away from your comrades, so you can only ......"
The next eviction order can still be said like this, the eagle has already given Li Feng one hundred and eighty likes, damn, his cheeks are really not too thick, compared with the captain, it is simply a big deal.
"Uh......"
The two majors were stunned, they didn't expect that Li Feng, who was polite just now, suddenly changed his face, the script shouldn't be played like this.
No way, after laughing awkwardly, the two of them finally continued:
"That's it, Captain Li, we did have something to do with you this time."
It's time to get down to business.
A momentary smile appeared at the corner of Li Feng's mouth, these guys finally got to the point, and the previous twists and turns were fucking bullshit.
"Oh~"
Li Feng groaned slightly and said:
"I don't know what the so-called people are?"
"Uh...... I heard that Captain Li recently caught a devil, I wonder if this matter is true? ”
"Huh? This thing...... Where did you know that? ”
Li Xiaopang's surprised expression pretended to be really an actor, and the eagle felt that he needed to learn a hand, maybe he would be able to use it in the future.
Seeing the captain deceive people to make money like this, he was really happy!
I want to do this in the future, who doesn't want the ocean of white flowers? Their granaries are not yet full, and they have to prepare enough food for the winter.
"This Captain Li doesn't need to ask, we just want to know if your captain really caught a devil?"
Regarding the unkind questions and tones of these two people, Li Xiaopang forgave them very much this time and answered them very enthusiastically.
"Yes, I did catch a prisoner of a devil recently, and I haven't had time to interrogate him, and I don't know the rank of this devil, I don't know if he is an official? Or...... Two help me see? ”