Chapter 315: His Mother!

Until his feet had firmly stepped on the ground of Tianjin Port, Zhu Gaosui still had a feeling of unsteadiness, his hands grabbed Zheng He's arm tightly, and Zhu Gaosui's face was a little pale: "You support this king, this king always feels that the ground is shaking." ”

Although he went to sea several times, Zheng He, who had to adapt to this situation from the shore, and then his body was also a little swaying, was also helpless: "Lord Wang, this is not the ground shaking, but we just got off the ship, just wait for a day or two." ”

Zhu Gaosui was annoyed and ashamed, and shouted: "This king knows! But this king just thinks that the ground is shaking! ”

After slowing down for a long time, he finally felt that the ground was shaking a little lighter, and Zhu Gaosui remembered that there were two more special characters on the boat: "What about Jiang Xinlong and that barbarian?" ”

Zheng He stretched out his finger and pointed to the side, and said in a muffled voice: "It's embarrassing there." ”

Zhu Gaosui looked at Zheng He's fingers, but saw Jiang Xinlong standing in a daze, and the barbarian who called himself Gargamel was kneeling on the ground and kowtowing frantically, with a lot of unintelligible words in his mouth.

Hooking his finger towards Jiang Xinlong, Zhu Gaosui asked curiously, "What is the barbarian calling there?" ”

Jiang Xinlong took two steps in the direction of Zhu Gaosui, fell to the ground with a snap and struggled to get up, fell and got up, and only after repeated times did he reach the direction of Zhu Gaosui: "Back to His Highness, the barbarian said that he finally came to the mysterious East where the legend is full of gold, and he is thanking their god." ”

Zhu Gaosui looked at Gargamel, who was still kneeling on the ground and screaming, and snorted coldly: "Go and tell him, let him not be embarrassed here, if he wants to be embarrassed, he will be embarrassed after he arrives in Shuntian Mansion, what is the matter with being embarrassed in Tianjin!" ”

Jiang Xinlong reluctantly returned to Gargamel's side and said: "His Royal Highness the prince said that this is just a port, so don't kneel here, even if you want to kneel, you have to wait until the capital of the Ming Dynasty to meet the emperor."

In addition, you have already learned Chinese all the way, so it will be good for you to learn more about it, understand? ”

Gargamel raised his head, glanced at the looming Tianjin Guard City in the distance, then looked at the treasure ship behind him, and asked stupidly, "This is not the royal capital of the Khitan?" Damn the Italian pig, how did he not write it clearly! ”

Jiang Xinlong's face suddenly darkened: "Listen, you damn idiot, this is the Ming Dynasty, this country is called the Ming Dynasty, not the Khitan, the Khitan has been destroyed by the Song and Jin Dynasty, and the Song Dynasty and the Jin Kingdom were destroyed by the Great Yuan, the Golden Horde should be known, that is a subsidiary khanate of the Great Yuan, and the Great Yuan was destroyed by the Ming Dynasty, understand?" ”

When Jiang Xinlong's mouth said the word Golden Horde, a trace of fear flashed in Gargamel's eyes, and when he heard that the Golden Horde was subordinate to Da Yuan, and Da Yuan was destroyed by Da Ming, Gargamel nodded frantically: "Yes, I understand, this is Da Ming." ”

However, what Jiang Xinlong never expected was that Gargamel actually began to kiss the ground under his feet frantically again, and laughed madly: "Oh my God, I will soon be a citizen of the powerful Ming Empire, let that damn Count Gregor go to hell, this madman actually wants to capture the citizens of the Ming Dynasty, I really don't know how much he can't think about it!" ”

Jiang Xinlong's face couldn't help but darken: "Listen, you have to learn the official language of the Ming Dynasty, you can't expect me to translate for you all the time."

Also, His Royal Highness said, when you have completed the naturalization formalities, you must remember to tell the nautical chart and the hiding place of the Codex of Rifle, otherwise he will chop you up with a knife and feed it to the dogs.

Believe me, since His Royal Highness the Prince said so, if you don't say it, then he will definitely chop you up and feed it to the dogs, this torture has an artistic name in Daming, called Ling Chi. ”

"Ling? Late? ”

Gargamel's tongue was a little knotted, and he awkwardly imitated Jiang Xinlong's pronunciation: "Ling Chi? ”

Jiang Xinlong nodded and said: "Yes, it is to put the fishing net on your body, cut off the protruding meat piece by piece and feed it to the dogs, and at the same time ensure that you will be alive before the three thousand knives are cut, in order to achieve this purpose, someone will feed you medicine in the process of cutting the meat, so that you can cut the last knife alive." ”

Gargamel shuddered suddenly, shook his head frantically after getting up from the ground, and shouted: "No, as long as I become a citizen of the Ming Empire, that chart and Leif Voyage Diary are of no use to me, and when I become a citizen of the Ming Empire, I will tell where those things are hidden!" ”

After finishing speaking, Gargamel couldn't help but ask, "Isn't that big city in the distance the capital of the Ming Empire?" That's already a miracle on earth! ”

Jiang Xinlong said: "Sober up, it's just a very small city, and when you get to the imperial city, you will see what a real miracle is!" ”

Jiang Xinlong really couldn't think of what qualifications the city of Tianjin Wei had to be called a miracle.

The scale of the Imperial City of Shuntianfu is a little larger than that of the Imperial City of Jinling, and in the eyes of Gargamel, the already majestic Tianjin Wei is as ridiculous as a child standing with an adult strong man to compare who is taller.

And when Gargamel really saw the Imperial City of Shuntianfu, the whole person became stunned: "My God, I have seen a miracle, this is definitely a masterpiece of God!" ”

Jiang Xinlong looked at Gargamel with caring eyes, frowned: "Listen, we are about to enter the imperial city in a while, and His Royal Highness the Prince is going to visit his father, that is, the most powerful emperor in the world, and at the same time, I will take you to the naturalization of the Ming Empire, so that you can become a citizen of the Ming Empire from now on, and wait until tomorrow, His Royal Highness the Prince will take us outside the city to meet the wisest wise man in the world."

Listen, I won't say anything about good luck in the future, and believe me, he is definitely not as lucky as you. Actually, you are more fortunate than him - many people want to become a citizen of the Ming Empire, and they don't know how much it will cost, and you, just by virtue of that lucky chart and codex, you are the lucky one who is really lucky. ”

Looking at the figures of Zhu Gaosui and the others, Gargamel nodded frantically and said: "That's right, that's right, I'm the luckiest, God has always favored the lucky Gargamel!" To hell with the damned Earl Gregourg! ”

……

Zhen Yi has a headache.

is the so-called misfortune of three lives, and the county is attached to Guo; Three lives do evil, attached to the provincial city of Guo; The evil is full of evil, attached to Guo Jingcheng.

Don't look at the prefect of Shuntianfu is one level higher than other prefects, but the risk of the position of Shuntianfu is also countless times higher than that of other state capitals - not only under the noses of the Metropolitan Procuratorate and the emperor, there are also many cows, ghosts, snakes and gods in the capital, and no one knows which person can have a relationship with which magnates.

To paraphrase Yang's crazy words, it is probably to throw a brick and kill ten people, nine of them are fucking relatives of the powerful, and the remaining one may be the powerful himself.

What's even more disgusting is that there are too many things to deal with by the prefect of Shuntian Mansion, even if there are a large number of fellow intellectuals and judges below who can help share some of them, but the prefect of Shuntian Mansion himself will definitely deal with countless times more things than other prefects!

Especially this matter ordered by His Royal Highness King Zhao, it is disgusting to open the door to disgusting, and disgusting to the home - a blonde and blue-eyed barbarian who came to Shuntianfu to ask for naturalization?

What is this Shuntian Mansion when Lao Tzu?

And this is a fucking household registration, and it's not just anything else, if the household registration is arranged, the land will be allocated, in case this barbarian is a bachelor, Lao Tzu, the prefect of Shuntian Mansion, has to worry about marrying a daughter-in-law for him!

The question is, whose good family is willing to marry their daughter to a barbarian! Even if it's a good sister, she may not be willing!

His mother!

Resisting the urge to pick up her hair, Zhen Yi said with a dark face: "Wu Na barbarian, who is your surname?" Where is Xianxiang, why did you come to Daming, and how did you become a naturalized citizen? ”

Glancing at Gargamel kneeling on the ground, Jiang Xinlong arched his hand and said: "If you go back to Futai, this person's name is Gargamel, from the land of extreme Western Europe, because he killed the son of their local Count Gregor, he had to leave his hometown, with an extremely important chart and codex, he won the blue eyes of His Royal Highness the King of Han and Zheng He's father-in-law, and then arranged for this person to be naturalized." ”

I didn't understand the other sentences, but I understood Gargamel's three words, and Gargamel, who was kneeling on the ground, suddenly nodded frantically, and the ghost screamed in his mouth: "That's right, I'm a barber, and I'm also a doctor, I can heal!" ”

Jiang Xinlong said: "He said that he would cure diseases and be a doctor." ”

Zhen Yi was a little interested - although he killed an earl's son, but he was invited by the earl to treat the disease, and he thought that he had some medical skills?

Stretching out her wrist, Zhen Yi said with a smile: "Come, you take the pulse of this official." ”

Gargamel, who was still kneeling on the ground, looked at Zhen Yi who stretched out his wrist in confusion, and couldn't figure out what Zhen Yi meant, but Jiang Xinlong hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Back to Futai, this barbarian's medical skills are different from my Daming, and it is a treatment method for seeing a doctor and bloodletting." ”

After careful consideration, Jiang Xinlong said: "The so-called seeing a doctor and bloodletting means making a cut on the hand to bleed if there is a disease on the hand, and making a cut on the foot to bleed if there is a disease on the foot. ”

"Where is there a disease, where is there bleeding?"

Zhen Yiqi said: "Isn't that a headache and a foot pain, and whether it's good or not depends on luck?" ”

Jiang Xinlong sneered and said, "That's right, the son of Count Nagligo had a headache and was bloodied to death by him.

However, the charts and codex in his hand are extremely important to the Ming Dynasty, once confirmed, there is no doubt that the territory will be expanded, and the Ming Dynasty can get a large piece of land out of thin air, so he also hopes that Futai can raise his noble hand and arrange for this barbarian to be naturalized. ”

As if being bitten by a snake, Zhen Yi hurriedly retracted her hand, coughed and said, "This is the arrangement." ”