Chapter 142: Whoever Comes, Whoever Dies!

In the East Palace, Zhu Houzhao caught a chicken in his hand, and when he saw Cao Wei coming, he hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Cao Wei, it's good for us to eat chicken today, just eat that roast chicken wings......

"I don't want to do it, I've been short of money lately!"

Zhu Houzhao scratched his head and said: "I don't lack silver, I won't give it to you, it's not a big deal." Liu Jin, bring tens of thousands of taels of silver to Cao Wei! ”

Cao Wei was full of expectations, and felt that although Zhu Houzhao was stupid, he had a lot of money, and he could also fight for his friends, which was really cute.

Liu Jin, who was standing on the side, hurriedly said: "Your Highness, our East Palace's monthly consumption is only more than 1,000 taels of silver, and there are only a few hundred taels of silver left from the inner treasury last month, where did you get tens of thousands of taels of silver?" ”

Zhu Houzhao was silent for a moment and said, "Then bring Cao Wei a hundred, no, fifty taels of silver!" ”

"Poor ghost!" Cao Wei glanced at him with disdain and said, "Fifty taels is not enough to send a flower child." ”

Zhu Houzhao's face was flushed, but he couldn't speak, for the first time he had the concept of money, and he felt that he was very poor. He let go of the chicken gloomily and said stupidly: "Cao Wei, why are you short of money?" ”

"There is a loser in the family, and according to her recent spending rate, in two months, my family will have to eat dirt. The soil in the backyard is softer than the one in the vestibule, and it is easy to swallow......"

Wang Shouren and Tang Yin walked into the East Palace, saw Zhu Houzhao, and bowed: "I've seen His Royal Highness the Prince!" ”

Zhu Houzhao was puzzled: "Who are you?" The eunuch who just arrived? ”

"Not really!" Tang Yin hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand and said, "The two of us are also the attendants of His Royal Highness the Prince, and they were recommended by this Cao attendant!" ”

"Cao Wei, why did you ask the two of them to come to the East Palace? The two of them are eating idle meals at first glance, and my East Palace is too poor to support so many people. ”

"You don't have to worry, the chicken head and chicken butt that we don't eat on weekdays will be eaten by someone now......"

Cao Wei walked among the three of them and said, "Come, let me introduce you to you, this is the prince of our Ming Dynasty, who is the best at cockfighting and walking dogs, don't look at him dressed brightly, in fact, he is so poor that he jingles." ”

Zhu Houzhao nodded and said: "That's right, I am very poor, in the future, you will have to bring your own food when you come to the East Palace, and the East Palace will not care about food and lodging!" ”

The two looked at each other, feeling a little absurd, no matter how you look at this prince, it looks like an unreliable look.

Cao Wei pointed at the two of them again and said: "Houzhao, these two are our new classmates, the one in black clothes is named Wang Shouren, he doesn't like to talk very much on weekdays, and he holds all his thoughts in his heart, which is the most sullen."

The name of the person in white is Tang Yin, also known as Tang Bohu, this is one of the four talents in Jiangnan, who is very nervous and is known as "the friend of women". I'm the best at painting, and I don't know how to paint at the bottom, but now that the peach blossoms have bloomed, let him show his hand in a few days......"

Cao Wei spoke, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "Yes, the peach blossoms have bloomed, and you can earn silver!" ”

Wang Shouren and Tang Yin didn't know why, Zhu Houzhao heard that he could earn silver, and hurriedly said: "How to earn silver?" ”

"Houzhao, do you know who makes the best money?"

"I know, killing people and setting fire to the gold belt, the fat sheep's money is the best to earn, as long as you stand at the intersection with a knife, and when you see a fat sheep, you will grab some road money, and you will soon be rich, if they don't give it, then only the red knife will come in, and the white knife will come out!"

Wang Shouren and Tang Yin wiped a cold sweat at the same time, and they both felt that they had come to a bandit's den, not the East Palace. I made up my mind to listen and not speak, so as not to attract the attention of the bandit leader.

Cao Wei shook his head and said: "Houzhao, robbery is not the fastest way to get rich, and earning a woman's silver is faster than robbery." It is said that the man who supports the family and the girl who loses the family, this is true, if a woman spends money, she is irrational! ”

Zhu Houzhao humbly asked: "Then how can you make them lose their minds? It's too obscene to be drugged......"

Cao Wei knocked his head heavily and said, "Stupid, where do you need to be drugged!" As long as there is one thing that can drive them into madness, and in order to get this thing, they can give a lot of silver, and the silver is not earned by them anyway.

And I have something that can make them crazy, this thing is called perfume, the essence of picking flowers is concocted, and it will exude bursts of floral fragrance when it is smeared on the body, and then the silver is not a lot to carry home! ”

Zhu Houzhao was suspicious: "What kind of perfume can't be eaten, they are women and not stupid, will they really spend money to buy it?" ”

"Houzhao, are you too young to understand women, Brother Tang, Brother Wang, do you think women will buy it?"

Wang Shouren and Tang Yin saw that the two bigwigs had looked over, and nodded hurriedly. Tang Yin smiled bitterly: "Your Highness, the minister thinks he knows something about women, if he really has this thing, I'm afraid it will really make women crazy, and no matter how much money he spends, he will buy it." ”

Zhu Houzhao said happily: "Then let's start making perfume now, if we make money, we will divide it fifty-fifty." There were two spring dogs outside the side hall, and every night I couldn't sleep because of the noise, and when the prince made money, he stoned them to death with silver. ”

The crown prince was so ambitious that the other three all pouted. Liu Jin originally wanted the prince to throw money at him, but he didn't want to be treated the same as a dog, so he was very entangled.

Cao Wei said solemnly: "Thick photos, those who see have a share, according to the rules of the Tao, it is too immoral to eat alone." You will be the one who will be the emperor in the future, and you must remember that everyone has different uses, and even the most incompetent person has an errand suitable for him, and there is also the value of existence.

If these two of our new classmates can prove their worth, then we might as well give them a dividend, if they are of little use to our fortune plan, then we have to kill people......"

Wang Shouren and Tang Yin saw that the two bandits looked unkind, and shuddered fiercely, but they didn't expect that this Lord Cao was even more unreliable than the prince, and they originally thought that it was a good errand to read, but now they found that this was a fatal errand at all.

Tang Yin said: "Your Highness, I have a useful place, I have been to all the brothels in the Jingshi, and I am very familiar with the top brand of the Oiran, and when the time comes, I will introduce the perfume to them, presumably the perfume will be popular in the entire Jingshi in two days." ”

"Kinky!" Cao Wei scolded, then turned his head to look at Wang Shouren and said, "What is the use of Brother Wang?" Wouldn't you be familiar with the girl in the green building? ”

Wang Shouren's face turned red, and he felt that the sage books he had read for more than 20 years were useless now, and he lowered his head in shame.

Cao Wei sighed and said: "Brother Wang, don't say that I didn't take care of you, there is still a lack of a bookkeeper, so you will be in charge!" ”

Wang Shouren said yes, and made up his mind to be a competent bookkeeper, not asking for dividends, but only for life.

Cao Wei hesitated for a moment and said, "Houzhao, if someone is jealous of our business and wants to come in and get a piece of the pie, what should I do?" ”

Zhu Houzhao spat on the ground fiercely and said, "Whoever comes, who dies!" ”