Chapter 850: Let's pee farther than anyone else
Furong Town, Eighth Route Army Base Hospital.
At this moment, there is a female doctor wearing a mask and hanging a stethoscope, patiently examining the wounded people who are basking in the sun in the hospital.
It was fake for these wounded people to bask in the sun, and it was true that they came out to smoke secretly, but I didn't expect Dr. Shen to be so attentive that he didn't even let them go when they came out.
Cigarettes are not so easy to smoke, especially Dr. Shen is not easy to offend, otherwise the boss will probably be punished again if he knows.
"Chen Er was stunned, I have told you many times not to smoke, your wound is in the lungs, if you smoke now, what if you get infected?" Shen Yi's fierce appearance is also very terrifying, with a needle in her hand, she looks like a landlord's wife.
Of course, under normal circumstances, you can't see Shen Yi getting angry, unless it's a person like Chen Erzi who doesn't want to die, Shen Yi will murder him.
Chen Er was stunned and sighed in his palm, sniffed carefully, and then grabbed the back of his head a little stupidly and muttered:
"How did Dr. Shen know I smoked? It's been a long time since I've been smoking, and I don't seem to smell like smoke in my mouth! ”
"Chen Er is stunned, you old melon skin, lower your head and take a look!" A veteran next to him laughed a little teasingly.
Chen Er was stunned and squatted on the ground, and when he lowered his head to look, he found that there were actually three cigarette butts in the middle of his two legs, and an embarrassed look appeared on his whole face.
"That...... You should have told me, it's a shame! ”
Shen Yi had just finished checking the last wounded and was about to walk into the office when a money leopard suddenly broke in, followed by a fat man behind him.
"Shen Yi, I'm here...... Ah~"
Bang~
The little fat man's long tone flew in before he could finish speaking, and the whole person was facing the ground, lying on the ground like a toad.
When Xiao Jin saw that the boss was kicked in, he walked to Li Feng's side with some pity, and touched the little fat man's head with his paws, as if he was comforting the boss.
Everyone was still surprised, thinking that the boss came back so quickly, but they were even more surprised after a while, fortunately, everyone's psychological tolerance is okay, otherwise in this era when there is no quick-acting heart pill, it is estimated that someone will really smoke on the spot.
There are naturally people who twitch, such as being kicked away, and then lying on the ground Li Feng's body keeps shaking, if he foams at the mouth, it will be more vivid.
"Boss, are you alright?" A group of veterans on crutches or on their backs were ready to come over and help Li Feng up, but they didn't expect this fat man to suddenly stand up with a carp.
Then he made a "yes" to everyone, and showed a very reluctant smile on his face, why do you say reluctantly? Because the two lines of nosebleeds hanging on it were so obvious.
"Boss...... You...... You're all right, right? An old soldier asked tentatively, and the little fat man wiped his nosebleed, and then shouted out the door:
"Gu Jing, Young Master Ben wants to compete with you, do you have the courage to compete with Uncle Ben?"
Just when everyone was puzzled, a person walked in slowly outside the door, and then everyone's expressions changed from confusion to shock, because this woman seemed to be ...... It's exactly the same as Dr. Shen!
The heads of a group of people couldn't turn, looking at Dr. Shen inside, and then at the woman outside the door, they always felt as if they were dreaming today.
"Okay, what do you say?" Gu Jing can't wait to have a fight with this dead fat man, there is no point in winning or losing, she just wants to have a good time, every time she fights with this fat man, she will sleep very comfortably.
Unexpectedly, after the little fat man wiped his nosebleed, an evil smile appeared on his face, and he shouted loudly towards the door:
"That's what you said, we will compare what I say!"
"That's what I said, you can say what to compare, is it to compare leg skills or fists? Or maybe it's better than marksmanship or something? Gu Jing did not show weakness at all, thinking that she could scare the air, and she would be afraid that this dead fat man would not work.
Just when everyone thought that the boss might choose a competition, they suddenly heard this dead fat man say:
"Who are we peeing farther than anyone?"
Burst~
A veteran who was drinking water stuck in his throat on the spot, and then coughed with a red face, and the nurse next to him forgot to beat his back, still immersed in the shock just now.
What did this fat man just say?
Farther than who pees?
Where is this fat man? The old lady wants him to taste the power of alcohol.
Shen Yi also took off his mask at this time, and walked to Li Feng's side with some helplessness and said with a smile:
"Can't you just not tease her?"
"I didn't play tricks on her, what she said to let me set a decision, I can't be undecided, right?" A certain fat man spread his hands as a matter of course, and everyone already felt that it made sense, especially Li Fatzi's appearance of fooling people, no matter how he listened to it, he would be surrounded by him.
Gu Jing's fist was already crunched, and just when everyone thought they were going to fight, they suddenly saw this woman raise her leg and kick the wall, kicking a hole in the brick wall they had just built.
Hiss~
This woman ...... It's kind of scary! No wonder you dare to challenge the boss, feelings for these legs...... It's made of fucking iron!
Just when a group of people thought that the boss was going to make a mistake, they suddenly heard Li Feng counting down there:
"Three, two, one, down!"
Touch~
Just as Li Feng finished counting, Gu Jing's grandson couldn't hold it anymore and fell directly at the door.
Shen Yi immediately rushed over as soon as he saw it, and after helping Gu Jing up, he looked at the fat man with some unhappiness and said:
"You still provoke her even if you know that she has this temper, but you must not do this in the future, her leg seems to have been seriously injured, and it doesn't seem to be well."
"Oh, it's not that I've been seriously injured, it's still in a state of serious injury, hurry up and treat her, what salt water mixed with alcohol also add to her, that thing is a good thing, Uncle Ben is not stingy."
When a group of people heard the boss say this, they couldn't help but shudder, thinking to themselves, why is the boss so ruthless?
But that woman looks so terrifying, she really should leave her with some unforgettable memories, otherwise she will not be able to tear down their hospital with a kick from time to time!
Li Feng found that it was a mistake to help Gu Jing in, this woman seemed to have practiced the unicorn arm, and one of his mother's arms was tightly buckled around his neck, if he didn't have a lot of meat, it was estimated that this woman's strangulation would be suffocated.
It's definitely a communiqué personal vendetta, otherwise even the hospital bed has arrived, why don't you let go of Lao Tzu?
"Sister, you lie down first, let me see your thighs first!" Shen Yi seemed to see that there was a little contradiction between her sister and her lover, so she could only make peace with it.