Chapter 147: The Other End of the Phone
"Try it, try it!" said the bullet ant to Xiao Ran.
After speaking, the bullet ant used the number just now to explain his identity to netizens, and they began to chat again.
The female netizen typed: Is it really you? Zhengzheng! Why did you suddenly disappear for more than a year, I thought you didn't like me anymore...... Bullet Ant: How so, Zhenzhen, I forgot who I am, and I won't forget you.
Female netizen: That's ...... Do you miss me?
Bullet Ant: Yes, of course, every day, day and night!
After the bullet road finished speaking, he said to Xiao Ran, "Is there any money in the online bank, transfer my number a little." ”
"Money?" Xiao Ran asked.
"Of course, if you miss a girl, you have to give money. Any thought has to be expressed in money, don't you know!" Bullet Ant said to Xiao Ran.
"No money!" Xiao Ran said.
The female netizen typed: What's wrong?
Bullet Ant: Not really.
Female netizen: Then why didn't you express it this time?520, 1314 is fine. More and less, all are righteous intentions. You know, I never cared about that, you don't know how I've survived without you for more than a year. You said you came to see me, but you didn't, I wanted to go to you, but I don't know where you are...... For more than a year, I have been thinking day and night, not thinking about tea and rice, and not wanting to work, whether it is kimchi or salty rice, just like that, I just think that one day you can come to see me......
Bullet Ant: I ...... Zhenzhen, you are so nice!
Female netizen: Zhengzheng!
Bullet Ant: Zhenzhen!
Female netizen: Xiao Zhengzheng, I've never been for money, I really have you in my heart. But every time you surprise me, I'm so happy.
Bullet Ant: Zhenzhen, I'll surprise you next time I tie the online bank to this new number.
Female netizen: (expression, happy)
Bullet Ant: By the way, can I video with you?
Female netizen: However, people haven't put on makeup yet, and they still don't wear makeup.
Bullet Ant: It's okay, people like you without makeup.
The bullet ant launched a video request, and three seconds later, the female netizen connected.
In the picture, a delicate girl appeared, with a melon seed face, white and transparent skin, and a sweet and cute smiling face.
"I'll just say, Zhenzhen is the same as in the photo!" said to Ran.
"It's not open yet. ”
While Xiao Ran was still operating the software, the bullet ant continued to chat with female netizens.
Zhenzhen: What about you? Why are there still three ants here?
Bullet Ant: I'm a little angry, and I've got a few pimples on my face, so I still don't want you to see it.
Zhenzhen: Then why are there three ants? Are you raising ants?
Bullet ants: This is not raising ants, this is returning to nature.
Zhenzhen: Xiao Zhengzheng, you are really literate, just like Tao Yuanming, you know how to return to nature.
Bullet Ant: I think that one day, I will take you into a paradise and never pay attention to the chores outside.
Zhenzhen: Really? I want to have a place like that. In that paradise, build a chic small building with large floor-to-ceiling windows, welcome the morning sun in the morning, and send away the sunset in the evening.
Bullet Ant: Uh-huh, Zhenzhen, outside the house, there is a small yard, and in the yard are two children, a boy and a girl. The boys are smart and the girls are cute.
Jen Jane: Girls are also smart.
Bullet Ant: Yes, yes, girls are smart too. Two small children, both our children. They chase chicks and ducklings, chasing happiness.
Zhenzhen: What a chicken and a duckling!
Bullet Ant: What do you want?
Zhenzhen: Of course it's a bunch of RMB, stupid.
Bullet Ant: Yes, yes, RMB.
Zhenzhen: So, for this dream, I have to save more money now......
"Alright!" Xiao Ran interrupted the bullet ants who were chatting hotly, "The software is ready, can you open it?"
"Open!" the bullet ant's compound eyes, composed of one eye, were full of confidence.
The words 'The other party's beautification has been turned off' are displayed again on the software overlay.
This!what!this!
Bullet Ant: Auntie, where's Zhenzhen?
Female aunt netizen: What Zhenzhen? I am.
Bullet Ant: No kidding, what about Zhenzhen?
Female aunt netizen: I'm just! Xiao Zhengzheng, what's wrong with you?
After the female aunt netizen finished speaking, she suddenly found that the beauty camera had been turned off. He touched his face with both hands, screamed loudly, and immediately turned off the video.
On the phone, the screen freezes at the moment when the video is turned off. An old, dark-skinned face that remained motionless on the screen of the phone. Eyes, mouth, nose, forehead, chin......
Xiao Ran couldn't find a place, which was similar to the "Zhenzhen" just now.
This seems to be a horror movie, and the sudden scene makes people frightened.
Poof! Bullet Ant's heart ached, and he looked at the aunt in the video, as if his heart had been broken.
"Why! Why!
He looked up to the sky and roared.
Xiao Ran patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Think a little more, you have saved a lot of money, and slowly, you won't be sad." ”
"Why!" the bullet ant shook Xiao Ran's shoulder violently, "Why is your senior sister still a senior sister when she turns off her beauty, and my Zhenzhen, if she turns off her beauty, she becomes an aunt!"
Thump!
Seeing this, Tengjiao immediately flew to Xiao Ran's side.
"Prime Minister, do you want me to deal with him?" asked Fuji Pepper.
Xiao Ran shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter, the two of them are now also members of our Seabuckthorn Zerg United Nations." ”
Only then did rattan pepper let down its vigilance.
"Why! Why!
The bullet ants have always refused to accept the reality in front of them.
"I say, bullet ants. The fire ant said, "You are sad hammer, I told you a long time ago that the turtle son was a liar, you still don't believe it, look, now believe it!"
The bullet ants were silent.
"Count the ball, the old drop is not cut, the new drop is not coming!" After the fire ant finished speaking, he gave the bullet ant a hug, "Don't worry, you kid, if one day, I become a human, I will introduce you to a girlfriend as soon as possible." Our sister paper is beautiful and cute, of course, it's all without makeup!"
"Wow!"
The tentacles of the bullet ant trembled violently, and he cried bitterly.
Di Di Di ......
The phone rang again.
The bullet ant looked at it, and it was the information of a female netizen: I am still the same me, just now it was really because I just got up without makeup. If you don't believe me, I'll show you again. Actually, I don't have makeup, I think I'm pretty too, and a lot of our neighbors are chasing me......!
The bullet ant closed his eyes, and at this point, it was no longer known whether he was angry, sad, or desperate.
He clicked on the female netizen's photo album and took one last look. After encountering, he clicked on the information of female netizens and drew to the bottom.
Join the blacklist.
Delete.
"Wow!"
"Zhenzhen!"
"Zhenzhen!"
"Just go with the wind!"
"In the next life, don't let your aunt possess you again!"
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