As soon as Zhao Huan began to tell the story, the courtiers of the Great Song Dynasty broke out in a cold sweat.

It's just that the story of the official family can't be refuted, they can throw the blame to the story of the emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, and they can't refute it.

But they were defeated without the slightest ability to resist, which lost the face of the ministers of the Great Song Dynasty! Every time the official tells a story, the literati of the Great Song Dynasty will have a few points weaker in their right to speak, the right to interpret knowledge, and the ability to maintain the order of old friends!

This is the reason why they tremble every time they hear the story of the Great Song Emperor!

Zhao Huan cleared his throat and said with a smile: "A certain township sage Kunzhong, whose name is now hidden, is a good friend of his school, separated for many years, and the news is gradually disappearing. A few days ago, I heard that he had a major illness, and he was suitable to return to his hometown, and when he went to visit, he only met one person, and the younger brother of the sick person was also. ”

"Lao Jun came from afar to see, but he had already recovered and went to a certain place to wait. Because of laughter, he showed two volumes of his diary, saying that he could see the symptoms of the day, and he might as well offer them to his old friends. On the occasion of the meeting, I got these two diaries here, which are quite interesting, and read them to the princes, so that everyone should listen to them. ”

This is the beginning of the diary of a madman, about an introduction, here Zhao Huan is a quote, a certain sage, naturally Mr. Lu Xun is undoubted.

This is about Mr. Lu Xun has a brother, who is his friend in middle school, and has not been in touch for many years, and a few days ago learned that this brother who did not want to disclose his name had a serious illness.

When Lu Xun returned to his hometown, he went to visit, and the result was already cured. At the time of his illness, he wrote two diaries to see the brother's illness at that time.

Zhao Huan looked at the courtiers' relieved appearance, and said with a smile: "After reading it, I know that the 'persecution mania' and the like are quite incoherent and absurd. It is not the month and the day, but the ink color and font are different, and it is not known to be written at one time. However, although the names of the people are all from the village, they are not known by the world, and they have nothing to do with the general situation, but they are also easy to go. ”

To tell a story, it is natural to make a sample and explain the background, indicating that this person's diary is written by a persecution maniac, incoherent and absurd, and everyone is from the village, and it is as unsophisticated as Taoyuan.

"This first article says: Tonight, very good moonlight. I haven't seen him for more than thirty years. I saw you today, and my spirits were very refreshing. I realized that more than 30 years ago, I was all faint. However, great caution is required. Otherwise, why did the Zhao family's dog look at me twice? I'm rightly afraid. Zhao Huan finished reading the first paragraph with this notebook, which caused laughter!

When the laughter faded away, Li Mixun shook his head and said, "This person is terminally ill and talking nonsense, but it's funny." ”

Zhao Huan didn't answer, and continued to read the notebook in his hand, which was a tool book that he had already exchanged from the Great Emperor's system, and as he read it, the faces of the courtiers changed from playful to serious.

They have already understood what the Zhao family's dog is talking about.

The dog of the old Zhao family of the Great Song Dynasty, what else can it be! Especially this cannibalistic part, it is really shocking and terrifying.

"Everything has to be studied to understand. In ancient times, people used to eat people, and I still remember it, but I don't know very well. I opened the history and checked, this history has no age, and the words benevolence, righteousness and morality are written on every crooked page. I couldn't sleep horizontally and vertically, and I looked carefully for half the night, only to see the words in the cracks, and there were two words written all over the book that they were cannibalism! ”

"There are so many words written in the book, and the tenants have said so many things, but they all look at me with strange eyes smiling and groaning."

"I'm human too, and they want to eat me!" Zhao Huan closed the notebook in his hand, and looked at the Great Song courtiers who were sweating all over their faces, they all passed through the imperial examination and entered this Wende Palace, which is not a problem for reading comprehension.

The more this is the case, the more they are afraid of such stories, especially when they are told from the mouth of the Great Song Emperor, how can they not be afraid?

Zhao Huan was very satisfied with this effect, he handed over a few copies of the copied "Diary of a Madman" to Zhao Ying, and said: "There is still a long way to go, I won't read it, what about you, just take a good look here, and then after you go back, write a review by yourself, this time it is not mandatory." ”

Zhao Ying handed a notebook to the princes of the court, and the sound of reading was left in the entire Wende Palace.

"What an article! Could it be that the achievement is just for fun, dancing and writing, this countryman is just trying to be sarcastic and sarcastic, just trying to be happy? Fan Sheng flipped through the notebook, and he disagreed with the contents of these articles.

Fan Sheng closed the notebook without turning two pages, bowed his head and said: "Official, where is this person, the minister must confront him face to face!" At this time, I was in the Song Dynasty, and the prefects and prefects of various states fulfilled their duties, persuading farmers and mulberries, without any slackness! In order to prevent locusts, the officials worked day and night, climbing the mountains to catch eggs. ”

"This is slander!" Fan Sheng pushed the zazi on the ground hard, stood up indignantly, and looked excited, they were all from the grassroots officials who did not enter the ranks, swordsmen and pen officials, prisons, and households after they ascended the throne.

They know what the people look like, if it was the content in this diary a few years ago, he Fan Sheng would still be able to recognize it, after all, at that time, it was indeed like the tragic situation in the diary.

But now, in Fan Sheng's eyes, this note is slander and slander, the biggest denial of their diligence, and the biggest insult to their work!

Can he be angry?

"Are you going to eat this countryman?" Zhao Huan took a sip of hot tea and asked with a smile.

This question, Fan Sheng was speechless, Fan Sheng sat in his place with a stupid face, picked up the notebook again, and read it hard, panting heavily, he was still angry. He has already planned to stay in the court, and he will definitely find this person named Lu Xun, and he must theorize.

Of course, he would never find this person named Lu Xun, because Lu Xun was a pen name, and he had to find Zhou Shu.

Li Gang was the first to read it, and he closed his eyes for a long time before he suddenly opened his eyes, stood up, flicked his sleeves, and said loudly: "Official, the minister has a word to play." ”

"Speak!" Zhao Huan nodded and said.

Li Gang said very seriously: "This Xiangxian's article, the minister can understand it, and the minister also has the same idea as Fan Shaoqing, which is really exaggerated in my Great Song Dynasty." I'm not like that. ”

"Don't hide what the official said, if it really developed to such a point in my Great Song Dynasty, I'm afraid that it would have been like that Fang La, entangled millions of people, and came to Bianjing to discuss the law, you must know that Fang La's incident was only because the earth dragon turned over, and the court was stupid and ineffective, and the minister didn't think that this cannibalism was not widespread in my Great Song Dynasty."

Zhao Huan pondered Li Gang's words carefully, it seems that this is indeed the case, Lu Xun wrote this madman's diary in the late Qing Dynasty and the Republic of China, which put aside the Song Dynasty, and really developed to the step of cannibalism, and the people had already knocked the head of the old Zhao family with a flat shoulder.

After all, it was the Great Song Dynasty with more than 100 uprisings in 26 years.