The line of sight was blocked, which made the dignified generation of senior monks quite dissatisfied, and they couldn't help but complain, "Why does Lord Wang always push the monk's bald head to the side of the lady?" Although the monk is a monk, if he talks about it at home, the monk still has to call his wife a brother and sister. ”

The brothers and sisters-in-law of the Wang family pretended not to understand, "The two of you completely ignore the existence of poverty, I'm afraid it's not too kind, right?" ”

The three spectators saw it with relish, and even a bench under their feet was about to fall apart, and they didn't notice it, and with a burst of exclamation, the three of them fell down together.

When they poked their heads out of the courtyard wall again, the courtyard next door was already empty, but Qianqian suddenly appeared behind them, "Third brother, Master Hongzhi, the gentleman does not stand under the dangerous wall, what are you looking for, don't you need Qianqian's help?" ”

This gentle and gentle sentence made the three of them fall down again, Master Hongzhi tidied up his appearance, put his palms together and said the Buddha number, "Amitabha, those who know their fate do not stand on the rock wall, and obey it." ”

After saying this, he looked left and right, and then asked himself, "Why is the monk here, could it be that the problem of sleepwalking has been committed again?" With that, he swaggered away, flashing the shadow wall of the back garden and the small gate in the courtyard, and the master began to flee, running back to his room, not even daring to light the oil lamp.

Wang Fuzhi looked at his sister embarrassedly, and suddenly thought that he had a toothache, so he hummed and pulled Zheng to escape.

Only a few days later, Pang Tianshou, the master of ceremonies, and Gao Bizheng, the Marquis of Wu'an, and Jin Bao and others from the Ministry of Rites came to the palace to pay tribute, and the auspicious time was on the day of the Double Ninth Festival.

After the announcement period, the palace also began to move, decorating the house, decorating the courtyard, purchasing banquets, and putting up and down the mansion with lights.

"The emperor has nothing to do, and he came back so early?" Qianqian pinched the hour and came to the door of the inner courtyard, knowing that the waves would definitely come back on time, so she stood there looking at him expectantly, and when she really saw him, she pretended to be arrogant.

"Well, you're back, have you had lunch?" Tianlang asked.

"Not yet, wait for you to come back and eat together, there are fat and big crabs for lunch today, let's go, sister, please you, hehe!"

"Still eating crabs?" Tianlang frowned, "That thing is cold, and you can't eat it often." ”

"Got it!" Qianqian's face was reluctant, and she pouted and looked a little aggrieved, "I'm about to get married, you just let me indulge my taste buds during this beautiful time when I am about to get married, can't you?" ”

"What does this have to do with the taste buds? Am I going to abuse your taste buds when I'm married? If you are greedy, don't make these excuses that are not nutritious, crabs are really not allowed to be eaten anymore. ”

"I know, today is the last time of this month, ah no, it's the last time in the first half of the month, and I want to eat it again in the second half of the month, you won't have an opinion, right?" Qianqian measured a finger and dangled it in front of the heavenly waves with a straight face.

Seeing that Tianlang didn't agree, Qianqian grunted and said, "What's wrong?" Can't you eat two or three times a month? And half a month later, I was already married, and the interesting things in the boudoir can only become memories. ”

Tianlang finally couldn't hold back anymore, and his face warmed up, "Okay, but you have to remember what you said, you can only eat two or three times a month, and you can only eat two at most once." ”

"What are you doing, you have to take care of how many you eat?" Qianqian's eyes narrowed, and she looked fierce.

Tianlang looked at her and didn't speak immediately, Qianqian tilted her head and softened her tone, "Then three, okay?" Oh, please, I'm a person who doesn't have any hobbies, I'm stupid, not gluttonous, and very well-behaved, but I just like to eat crabs. ”

The little couple is playing and making trouble, the witnesses have long been used to it, when they have lunch, Tianlang doesn't eat much, and patronizes Qianqian to peel the crab shell, "Eat more crab meat, crab roe should eat less, most of the cold parts are concentrated in the crab roe." ”

Tianlang said seriously, peeling the crab shell seriously, but he didn't find that Qianqian's eyes were already full of hatred when he looked at him, and suddenly found that Qianqian didn't say anything for a long time, and he didn't pick up the crab meat he peeled, and Tianlang's eyes passed over Qianqian's slightly pursed mouth.

"What's wrong, why didn't you eat it?"

Qianqian didn't answer him, and said to herself, "Fourth brother, come on, look at my eyes." ”

"What are you looking for?" The waves are incomprehensible.

"Have you ever noticed that the image you have in my eyes has become vicious and shameless? What do you say about the crab roe, in fact, you want to grab the crab roe from me to eat, and you are hated by others! ”

...... "Punish your heart, Tianlang couldn't argue, only smiled dumbly, "Okay, then crab roe will be for you, right?" Crab meat for me! ”

"Why? Are you my boss, or am I your boss? ”

"Of course you're the boss, I'm just your fourth brother!" The sky and the waves are staggering.

"Okay, take back the crab you peeled yourself, crabs, it's interesting to eat your own peel, your dedication is in vain, and don't forget to throw down fifty taels of silver after eating, let's AA."

"I'm relying on my eldest sister, you're too dark, aren't you? I let the Sprinkle family take fifty taels of silver, and I was embarrassed to say that it was AA with people, is this meal so expensive? With fifty taels of silver, the sprinkle family is enough to invite you to a half-month meal, okay, not to mention that you still don't lead the love after receiving it, and insist on what kind of AA it is, you cheat your husband so much, and you are not afraid of retribution? ”

Tianlang was a little anxious, but Qianqian's face was light and light, and she bared her little white teeth and smiled at him fakely, "Yes, yes, I'm afraid that you will be too ruthless and suffer too much retribution, so your wife and I, I will do something to retribution on you, and I will pit you a few times a day, which is better than you accumulating anger and resentment, and a big retribution in the future." I'm doing this for your own good, don't you know that too many people will be struck by lightning? ”

"I haven't ever cheated you, eldest sister, and besides, don't you laugh at all the silver I came from, take so much silver as your dowry, and you don't see that your conscience is condemned, why aren't you worried that you will be struck by lightning, you won't become so vicious just because you don't let you eat crabs, you curse me?"

"It's so vicious, whoever doesn't let me eat delicious food, I'll be in a hurry! It doesn't matter who made the dowry, the important thing is that I don't feel guilty at all in my pocket, it's you who cheat, not me! ”

"Ah, and then you laugh at all the benefits, and then put down your rice bowl and start scolding the cook, don't you? Wife, you are simply the embodiment of justice! Is it about to have a bitter lord to help you set up a shrine? ”