Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Secret Hidden by the Evil Fairy Cheng
Li Tai and Yan Wan went back and forth, and after a fierce game with outsiders (literally), they finally reached a consensus.
The husband and wife have been married for many years, and the reason why the Wei Wangfu did not add a small county lord is not that the seeds have been genetically changed, nor that the fertile land has become saline-alkali land, but because the cattle that plough the fields are lazy.
In view of this, Li Tai happily accepted Yan Wan's request to lose fifty catties in one year and thirty catties in two years.
Finally escaping from the poisonous hands, Li Tai walked out of the inner courtyard with palpitations.
The predecessor is not easy, the prince has only one wife, and he dares to move with such a mother-in-law with family roots.
With a sad face, he looked back at the inner courtyard, where the hell is Gentle Township, it is clearly the No. 76 compound.
After packing up the mood and returning to the other courtyard, a few scum started to coax, Li Jingren said: "Fourth brother, now that you have won the seven-point essence of Fang Xiang and Cheng Gong, why don't our brothers go to Fang Xiang's house to ask for two bowls of old vinegar?" ”
Li Tai said with a dark face: "Madame's explanation must be listened to carefully, there are only men in the world who respect Madame, and there are no men who are afraid of Madame."
When you reach the age of the fourth brother and me, you will understand everything. ”
Xiao Zhengcheng glanced at his lips and said: "You are two years older than us, we haven't seen any formation, let's talk about it when you have a flat wife." ”
Li Tai......
Everyone frolicked for a while, the sky was already dark, several live sheep had been slaughtered, peeled and washed, and the fresh fish had been cooked and the ingredients were ready.
The live sheep skewered two whole sheep, and the rest were all dressed as meat skewers, and the meat was bright red, fat and thin, which made everyone drool.
Li Tai looked at pepper, pepper powder, cumin powder, these rare spices in ordinary people's homes were neatly arranged, and he couldn't help but sigh that power was really a good thing.
In addition to chili powder, there is no shortage of barbecue ingredients in later generations.
But there is no harm in the absence of chili powder, with cumin, oh Datang is called dry tea, Li Tai is confident that he can make a roast mutton with a good flavor.
Fish and sheep are fresh, sheep are beautiful, and with fish and sheep that grow up in pure nature, even if you just put salt, it is delicious.
The cook of the palace kept the harazi and actively began to barbecue, and Li Tai divided a few sheep and let the servants of the palace eat them themselves.
It's noisy, the bonfire party is all about the atmosphere, and you can't do it yourself to return the whole egg to the bonfire party.
"Boom"
"Boom"
"Boom"
The three fruit wood piles that had been poured with fierce fire oil were lit one after another, and the whole palace suddenly shone like day.
A group of people were so excited that they shouted, the little son, Li Xin and Li Zhi were also playing such a wild show for the first time, and they were so happy that they danced up and down, Yan Wan chased the little son and chased Li Xin, and after a while, the kung fu was already drenched in sweat.
After a stick of incense, the charcoal has been burned, and the cook takes out the charcoal and leaves the courtyard.
Li Tai and Li Zhi put on their kitchen clothes and began to work, directing a group of gentlemen to fight.
Li Zhi is still half reluctant now, and he can't wait to grill a skewer of mutton with a unique flavor right away.
Everything is ready to go......
"Wahahaha, the virtuous son-in-law sincerely invited you to eat roasted whole sheep today, how can Lao Cheng not give you three points of thin noodles?
Yo, it's all on fire at just the right time, hurry up!
The old man is still hungry in order to eat your roast mutton. ”
"Smack"
The oil brushed off.
Li Tai's soul is in a big way, and it turns out to be Cheng Biting Jin's skinless and faceless old man, this is ...... Did Lao Tzu invite you?
I saw Cheng Biting Jin standing at the door of the courtyard with the four brothers Cheng Chuliang, and the five Lei Gongmao faces and beards in a neat mold made everyone dazzled.
Everyone got up one after another to salute, although Cheng Yanjin was a little out of tune, but where his status and seniority were placed, no one dared to ignore him.
Cheng Chuliang had no love and said: "Fourth brother, our father and son will add firewood to you......"
"Humph!"
Yan Wan sneered and said, "Cheng Gong stepped on the wrong door, where is Cheng Gong's beloved son-in-law in my Wei Palace?" ”
Look, you can never ignore a woman's acumen!
Cheng Yanjin laughed and said: "Hey, the girl of the Yan family is also here, hahaha, everyone will be a family soon, could it be that King Wei didn't share it with you?" ”
Yan Wan is stumbling, this is my family, do you really treat yourself as an outsider?
The old rascal said bitterly: "This is the King of Wei!"
You are begging to use the Seven-Star Dragon Yuan Sword as a dowry to marry the little girl today, but the kung fu of turning your head has been forgotten? ”
Li Tai wanted to cry without tears and said: "I don't have ......"
Yan Wan went on a rampage again: "Li Tai!! ”
She glared at Li Tai and Cheng Biting Jin hatefully, and shouted at the maid: "Take the family law!" ”
Li Tai saw that the situation was not good and decided to run, but the old hooligan stopped him, and the four little hooligans rushed up and carried Li Taijie firmly in front of Yan Wan.
"Admit when you make mistakes, and stand firm when you are beaten.
A good man never shies away from his wife's teachings, and since you have courted the old man, it is only natural for your wife to explain and understand.
The Yan family girl doesn't have to give the old man face, but she can beat her hard, if she doesn't pick it up, she understands, this kid will beg the third lady indiscriminately! ”
The old rascal said with a righteous and stern expression, and under Li Tai's desperate gaze, he gave him a look that I was relieved that you were beaten.
The family law is coming, a rolling pin with the thickness of a child's arm!
The husband and wife left again, and Li Tai's miserable howl came from afar.
"Madam, you are wronged for your husband, you listen to my explanation, things are not what you think at all, Uncle Cheng, oh not old rascal, he refers to the deer as a horse......
Yes.........
Tap, the father can testify about this......
Yes...... Jingren save me......"
Li Zhi covered the little son's eyes and turned his head silently......
Lu Guogong, what a sin.
Cheng Yanjin listened to Li Tai's screams, and greeted the four trumpet hooligans and said, "What are you doing with the pestle, don't you go to the barbecue, don't you see that King Wei is ready to do it himself?"
Something that has no eyesight, when you arrive at your brother-in-law's house, are you a guest or what? ”
All......
After a cup of tea, Li Tai stopped screaming, and more than ten dishes of mutton were roasted.
Li Tai limped back to the courtyard and glared at the old rascal: "Cheng Lao...... Uncle, you owe me an account! ”
The old rascal hugged the little son, and the old and the young were skewering with meat skewers with their mouths full of oil, and they couldn't stop swallowing the mouth.
Among the people present, the old rascal was the only one who dared not wait for Li Tai to make the first move, except for the little son.
Spit out a piece of crispy bone, and the old rascal nodded: "It tastes good, and it will be more energetic if you sprinkle more salt."
King Wei, what are you talking about? ”
"I'm going to confess!" Bared his teeth and roared, and it hurt to beat people with a rolling pin.
"Okay, if you have the ability, the old man can give you an explanation, but you have to drink to win the old man!" The old rascal and the old god are here.
"Drink it, bring the wine!" Li Tai decided to let it go, and the old rascal's abnormal behavior must have a reason.
This guy's mind is brighter than anyone else's, and his nonsense is just an appearance, and there must be an unknown secret behind it.
"The wine is coming!
Yo, the fat sheep are all roasted, and the time is just right.
Hahahaha, fourth brother, it took us two days to follow your method, and a bowl of poured spirits has been prepared.
Just in time, let's drink him tonight and not go home!"
Fang Yiai's voice came suddenly, and everyone looked, only to see Fang Yiai and Chai Lingwu carrying two jars of wine, walking into the courtyard step by step, and the four generals behind him also carried two jars.
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