Liu Sanshui is a person from the past, and what he said is still very convincing. He Shishi nodded again and again: "Oh, Brother Sanshui, I'm relieved to have your words." I must cut off a few more Tartar heads to earn military merit! ”

When today's son is still martial, there will be a battle between the Ming Dynasty and the Dongyu, and He Shi doesn't have to worry about not having a chance to make a contribution.

Liu Sanshui patted him on the shoulder and smiled meaningfully. Do a good job, I'm optimistic about your appearance.

"Having said so much, you are not tired, Lao Tzu is tired. Okay, let's go see the art team perform. ”

The literary team was first created in the Shence Army, and later it was well promoted.

After the restoration of the Denglai Naval Division, the literary and artistic team also became a good medicine to relieve the fatigue and loneliness of the officers and soldiers of the Naval Division.

Governor Zhang Kentang has always been very concerned about the content of the repertoire performed by the art team. The repertoire performed by the art team is required to be relaxed and witty, and at the same time, it must emphasize the idea of loyalty to the monarch and patriotism. After all, this is an opportunity that many officers and men of the Navy Division are directly facing, and they must be used to publicize it.

said that when Liu Sanshui and He Shishi squeezed over, the school field was already crowded.

Today's play is Dolgon's flirting with a nun, and it is the most talked about of these plays.

After a short introduction, the drama officially began.

Playing Dolgon is a member of the literary team named Chen Dazhu.

The five big and three thick in this life are extremely burly. From afar, it looks like a hill of black towers.

Coupled with its fierce face, it makes people shudder. It was only fitting that he would play Dorgon.

As for the other starring Chun Tao, she is played by Pan Shimei, a popular student in the art team.

Pan Pomegranate was originally from a farmer's family, and the image of this kind of small jasper is very handy.

As for the other characters, they are generally foils, so I won't put them down for the time being.

But said that "Dolgon" laughed loudly, and swayed up to the point of general, causing bursts of scolding.

"The Central Plains is good. If nothing else, the climate is much more pleasant. In the past, when I was in Shengjing, I felt that the climate was very warm, like a small Jiangnan. Today, I understand what is really good. ”

After the opening remarks, "Dolgon" sat down on a chair that had been set up in advance.

"Come on, serve tea to this king!"

A man who looked like a flag soldier immediately trotted over, nodded his head, and handed a cup of strong tea to "Dolgon".

"Dolgon" took the teacup and poured it into his mouth very proudly.

But instead of swallowing, he rinsed it and spit it out.

"This is the best old ginseng tea, others take it as a treasure, but this king only uses it to rinse his mouth. Refreshing, refreshing, hahahahaha..."

All the officers and soldiers of the Navy Division clenched their fists, and their teeth itched with hatred.

Liu Sanshui and He Shishi are naturally no exception.

"This dog tartar is really a tyrannical thing. Such a good old ginseng can be used to make tea, and it is actually used to rinse your mouth! ”

He Shishi said indignantly.

"Don't say it, keep watching. The best is yet to come! ”

Although he has seen it several times, Liu Sanshui still tastes it with relish and looks at it intently.

"Oh."

He Shi nodded very unwillingly.

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost mobilized, the "Dolgon" ordered the banner soldiers beside him: "Today, this king will go out of the city and go to the suburbs." ”

The banner soldier said repeatedly: "The horses have been prepared for the prince, and the slave has asked the prince to move." ”

"Dolgon" nodded in satisfaction.

Although this is in the army, but after all, it is acting, and it is impossible to lead the horses to the point of the general's platform, so the members of the literary and artistic team took a moment and imitated the sound of horses' hooves by sound.

Apparently no one cares about these details, and everyone is watching what "Dolgon" will do next.

The "Dolgon" shouted: "This Zhuangzi is very good, surrounded by green trees, the stream is murmuring, quite a bit of paradise." ”

After saying that, he took a sharp breath: "Look, even the air is fragrant." ”

He took the cowhide sac, pulled the stopper, and poured it hard.

"Haha, it's enjoyable, it's enjoyable!"

"Dolgon" narrowed his eyes slightly, and said loudly, "These, these, and these." All the farmland is not wanted, and the king wants to enclose all this land and let the horses go! ”

As soon as this remark came out, it immediately aroused the excitement of the audience.

"Dog Tartar, what are you arrogant, do you really think that I have no one in the Ming Dynasty?"

"Dog Tartar Hugh is going to be rampant, kill your whole family on August 15 this year!"

"Dog Tartar, I will be your ancestor!"

"Dolgon" turned a deaf ear to the insults from the audience, and said to himself: "The Han people are a bunch of cowardly things, even if they ride on their faces and, they don't dare to let a fart go." This king likes to see their helpless appearance, ahahahaha. ”

"Dolgon" dragged out his laughter for a long time, and when he stopped, he turned sharply to the flag soldier and asked, "What about women, what about women?" How can there be no women with such a beautiful view? Send some beautiful women to this king. This king must not be without a woman for a day, and he will not be happy without a woman. Aha. ”

"Dog Tartar isn't a fucking thing."

He Shi gritted his teeth and said.

The banner soldier said with some embarrassment: "The prince and the slave have just searched and found that the women in this village have fled, and there is only a nun in a nunnery. ”

Instead of being frustrated, "Dolgon" became excited.

"Hello nun, good nun. This king likes nuns, and they have a different flavor! ”

His eyes revealed a lustful light, and he said in ecstasy: "Quickly bring this nun to me!" ”

"Huh!"

Not long after, the flag soldier went and returned, and sure enough, he brought a nun with him.

This nun is tied up like a rice dumpling.

Seeing that the nun had a beautiful face, "Dolgon" immediately swallowed and foamed: "Flower girl, flower girl is very good. ”

The nun was not gagged, so she scolded "Dolgon" and greeted the eighteenth generation of "Dolgon's" ancestors.

"Dolgon" did not laugh angrily, but said: "This king likes to be fierce." Otherwise, it won't be interesting at all. Little slut, you'll know how powerful this king is in a moment. ”

"Dolgon" rubbed his hands together, stepped forward quickly, touched and pinched the nun's breast, and let out a few wild laughs.

The nun dodged left and right, but still couldn't escape the clutches of "Dolgon".

Seeing that the time was almost right, Dorgon kissed him.

"Flower girl, with this king, there are great benefits. You're gone. ”

"Dog Tartar, I'll fight with you!"

The nun was so humiliated that she bit Dolgon's ear hard.

"Ahh

"Dolgon" let out a scream and jumped two or three steps out.

Seeing this scene, the audience applauded.

"Well done!"

"Bite him, bite him!"

"Bite this dog tartar!"

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