Chapter 76: Ulala, Transform
What should have been a snowy season was thunder and flashing. A thunderbolt thicker than the other attracted countless people to watch.
At this time, there will be thunder, and there will be calamity.
But when people rushed to the place where the thunder and lightning flashed, they were a little dumbfounded. Did the Heavenly Dao God cramp or not? Thunder from the heavens and thunder on a stone?
Didn't you see that the stone was shattered by electricity?!
The peculiar landscape has attracted heated discussions, and with the end of the thunder, the major storytellers in Taiji City have compiled this matter into myths and legends.
Miao Miao, who was sleeping soundly, was awakened by electricity. The moment she woke up, the pain spread throughout her body, followed by a bone-chilling coldness.
As soon as his consciousness was released, he found that there was water all around, and it was cold and biting. If you look closely, you will be even more surprised.
How can there be so much cold iron?
Hey?
Something seems to be coming at me!
The arm-thick lightning fell into the water, and a scream rang out, "Damn, what the hell, why am I going to cross again?!"
I don't know how many lightning strikes she received, but Miao Miao, who finally survived, remembered in hindsight that she had taken too many 10,000-year elixirs to cause a coma.
Miao Miao, who climbed up from the bottom of the pool, looked at the beautiful scenery around her and suddenly screamed, "That's right! I'm in the Void Realm! Damn, the heavenly thunder can actually split into the Void Realm?!"
"Three thousand worlds, where can you escape the reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao?"
Yan Zifu's voice sounded, "Congratulations, you're advanced." ”
Miao Miao was stunned there, looking at Yan Zifu in front of her, and then remembered that she had been falsely accused. At that moment, anger rose from his heart, and he pulled out the rattan and hit it, "It's you!
It was still an easy move, and the rattan was caught by the man.
A lazy and slightly narrow voice sounded, "Miao Miao, in order for you to turn back into a daughter, I used eight 10,000-year-old spirit plants...... Oh, I've put a lot of effort into setting up an illusion to hide your sudden catastrophe......"
The man raised his eyebrows, hooked his lips and said, "Do you treat your benefactor like this?"
"My sister Ennie!"
Miao Miao was furious, "It's clear that you cheated first, what do you mean that you used eight 10,000-year-old spirit plants?
"Hehe, those who achieve great things are not informal. ”
"Holy!"
Miao Miao's eyes widened, "You are not only insidious, why are you so thick-skinned?"
"With a thin skin, how can you make Miao Miao fall in love?"
Yan Zifu chuckled, "I really didn't expect that Benjun's face could also be used as a beautiful man...... Tsk, Miao Miao admires me so much, she wants to live and die together. ”
"I'll beep you!"
Miao Miao's lungs exploded! How could a good little Langjun suddenly become so hateful!
"Miao Miao, don't you feel cold on your body?"
The man's eyes suddenly became straight, "Tut, if you want to become a great beauty, you have to work hard." ”
Hey?
Why did he look at me like that? Like a scanner?
Miao Miao lowered her head, and her expression suddenly froze.
"Click", a crack cracked, and a scream rang out, "Ah, my Tindin is gone!!"
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and Yan Zifu silently turned his head sideways.
How is this focus always different from others?
"Ahh
A man rubbed his eyebrows.
The reaction was also slow......
Turning his head, he sneered, "A piece of washboard, without Ding Ding, you think you are a woman?"
"Poof!"
Miao Miao spurted out a mouthful of old blood, hugged her chest and jumped to her feet, "I, I haven't grown up yet! You wait, one day I will become a real woman!"
She glanced down at her breasts, tears streaming down her face.
Turned back into a woman!
But, why is it a tablet?!
By the way, by the way, turn back into a woman, what do I look like now?!
I took out the mirror from my storage space, and when I took a look, my mouth was grinning!
Haha, it's finally back! This is what she looked like when she was 12 or 3 years old in her last life!
Big eyes, curved eyebrows, a cute apple face, a smile and two dimples!
Compared with the previous life, the current facial features are more refined. It's as if I've made a fine adjustment, and I've adjusted all the proportions to the best proportions!
The corners of Yan Zifu's mouth twitched slightly, and he suddenly regretted it. Isn't it a little inappropriate to deceive such a second goods to be a spiritual pet for yourself?
I can drool when I see myself, is it really okay for such a person to be his partner?
Changed back to himself, and his mood was better, so he happily retracted the mirror into the space, looked at the man in front of him, and sneered in his heart.
Can bend and stretch out the husband!
How many people in this Void Realm can be encountered! Compromise for the time being, and when it becomes strong in the future, this guy will definitely be tied up and tortured in eighteen postures!
"That's it, the girl won't bother with you if she's in a good mood, so I'll agree to be your partner. ”
The man hooked his lips and smiled, "Miao Miao is so cute." ”
The smile was still gentle, but Miao Miao felt that there was a hint of evil under this warm vein.
It's just that......
It looks even more handsome this way!
Ah! The wanton, wild, lazy, and mesmerizing people in the gentle smile! God knows how a person can combine such contradictory temperaments, this guy is the son of Tiandao, right?!
Seeing that she was stupid again, the man got up, took her hand and put it on his chest, and said in a low voice: "If Miao Miao is obedient, I will also like you." ”
"Die!"
Miao Miao retracted her hand, "Do you want to be shameless?!Do you think I will still believe you? If I were like this, I'm afraid I would have been trampled into the mud by you, right?"
Qi Qicao said aggrievedly: "Big tree, am I bad?"
Yan Zifu chuckled, "You have a little friend in the medicine garden who has opened the spiritual wisdom, right? You can put it here in the future, and soon they will be able to transform into a form to accompany you." ”
After a pause, he said: "I heard that Miao Miao gives countless leaves to Wuji Gate in exchange for spirit stones a year, and Miao Miao can sell her body for money, isn't Ling Xiao as good as you? Not to mention dedicating herself to my beloved Miao Miao." ”
Miao Miao cried angrily!
"You're so shameless that you go beyond the sky!"
"Thank you for the compliment. ”
"Don't talk nonsense with you, let me out. No, tell me how to get in and out!"
"Miao Miao is still angry now, when you are not angry, and you are willing to join hands with Ling Xiao for a lifetime, then I will tell you. ”
"Don't say it so disgustingly, okay? Hand in hand for life? Don't tarnish this word! That's the most beautiful thing for men and women in the world!"
"Yes, I'm a man, you're a woman, there's nothing wrong with ......."
“......”
Miao Miao suddenly found that talking to this person was to find guilt. This guy's mouth is too powerful!
"Then do you want to let me out? How long have I been in a coma? My master should be in a hurry. ”
"Ten days in this world, one day in the outside world, and only three days outside, don't worry. ”
"What? I've been in a coma for a month?"
Miao Miao's eyes widened, and she subconsciously touched her head. This touch, the whole person is not good!
"Damn! Why is this leaf still there?! That's how those demon cultivators recognized me!"
"Hehe, as far as the second transformation spirit demon is concerned, you are already talented. ”
Ling Xiao stepped forward and took her hand, only to see a flash of white light in front of her, and a cold breath attacked, Miao Miao rubbed her eyes, and said in disbelief: "This is coming out?"
"Hmm. ”
"How?"
"I'll tell you when the time comes. ”
Ling Xiao pinned the hair on her forehead behind her ear, bent down and attached it to her ear and whispered: "Miao Miao still has a lot of Bodhi tree marks on her body, you have to work hard in the future......"
The face turned into a red apple in one fell swoop!
"You, you ......"
She pointed at him and couldn't speak for a long time, and suddenly kicked at him, "Rogue!"
"Heh......"
The man's low laugh came, "It's like tickling, you're so weak." ”
"What a big breath. ”
A coercion fell from the sky, Miao Miao looked up in surprise, and saw Erha riding Tai Ritian floating over, followed by a black-haired gorilla...... Oh, I'm sorry, I read it wrong, it's a cheap brother.
Ling Xiao stood with his hands in his hands, although his face was pale under the pressure of the Mahayana monks, he still maintained his posture, and he did not have the slightest intention of giving in.
Miao Miao saw that his body trembled slightly, and said secretly in her heart: "It's a tough guy." ”
But when I think about it, he has no fear! Damn, what a scheming man!
"Boy, you have a bit of courage, and you are worthy of the nickname of the Demon Lord of the Heavens. ”
Ge Yu fell to Ling Xiao, sat on his mount and looked condescendingly, and sneered: "Hmph! dare to abduct Ben...... Damn, what are you doing?!"
"Ulala, transform!"
"Poof", the strongest man in the mainland was thrown to the ground.
"Ah, female, female!"
The naked blonde man excitedly shook Miao Miao's hand, "You are really female! Wangcai didn't lie to me! Female, I learned your spell, Ulala, transform! Ulala, please Ritian......"
"Sister Jiaoni!"
Three voices rang out at the same time!
Fists, slaps, and rattans all hit Tai Ritian in unison, "Damn perverted beast, turn back quickly!"
"It's so lonely, it's lonely, it's been a thousand years, there's no female, I don't care, I want a female, I want a female!"
The lion that had been beaten back to its original form was rolling on the ground, crying with tears in his eyes, "I withered, without a female, I withered......"
"I'll let you wither! I'll let you wither! There are no women in labor and management, and you still want to have females?
The three of them and one beast looked at each other, and after a long time, Miao Miao said with difficulty: "Okay, it seems to be gone......"
"Oh......"
Ge Yu looked pensive, suddenly looked up at the sky, and said, "The weather is good today, go, go, go, eat hot pot." ”
"Damn! It's obviously cloudy, where's the good?"
Miao Miao was also speechless about Ge Yu's hypocrisy. Three steps and two steps caught up with Ge Yu, and said, "Hey, what are you doing here?"
"Hmm, are you just like Ritian, your bones are itchy?"
Miao Miao looked at the lion following behind her, shuddered, and immediately smiled and said, "Master, I'm joking with you." ”
"Hmph! You conscienceless thing! I left my master and ran away by myself for the sake of a wild man! Look at my teacher, I haven't seen you for a few days, and I have lost weight, and I am worried about you. Alas, I can't eat, drink, or sleep......"
"Do you always lie and don't make drafts like the boss?"
"What?!"
"Nope. Nothing ......."
"Little Shushu, you see, how good Master is to you! I rushed over when I knew that you were in a catastrophe! Hmph, Ling Xiao's little trick can only deceive the stupid, where can I deceive the Master? Moved, right? Do you want to pounce on the Master and pick up the Master's clothes and play a game of passionate kissing with the Master?"
He opened his arms and said with emotion: "Ah, ah, master-apprentice love, ah, so excited, little apprentice, Master is willing to play a game of passionate kissing with you......"
"...... I don't want to ...... at all."