Chapter 1 Ouch, I'm a tantrum!
When I opened my eyes, I was greeted by the dilapidated roof.
I tried to move, but I was tired...
"I'm so hungry..."
Wombly stood up, trying to find something to eat in the house.
As far as the eye could see, there was only a dilapidated mud couch and a dirty bedding on top that could not be seen in its original color.
"Oh my god?"
"Don't have pots and pans?"
"Let's go out and find out if there's anything to eat..."
Pushing open the door and coming outside, the 'yard' is even more difficult to look at.
As far as the eye can see, except for a small patch of withered vegetables in the corner, only dead branches and leaves are left on the ground.
The yard is surrounded not so much by a wall as by a half-man's high fence.
Outside the courtyard, there was a faint sound of festive gongs and drums.
A team of wedding greeters dressed in retro wedding clothes is escorting a flowery sedan chair past the door.
When she arrived at the door, the bride in the sedan chair pulled up the curtains slightly and gave herself a blank look?
"The little girl is very good-looking, but her temper is bad!"
Seeing this scene, the surrounding onlookers were full of ill intentions and whispered.
"Seeing his dejected face, no wonder Bihe doesn't want him anymore..."
"Isn't it? Poor like this, who has ever been with him? β
"What a wreck!"
What about me, the guy?
I'm going to lose my temper!
"Yay!"
"You're talking crookedly behind me!"
Hearing the sound, the old woman with the matchmaker's mole next door shouted: "Look, Bihe is marrying into the Qian Mansion, what do you think?" β
Inexplicable...
"What do I think?"
"A hundred years of good together, give birth to a noble son early!"
Or else?
"Thank you~reward~~~" The sedan chair man shouted, and two copper coins flew out of the sedan chair.
Pick up the copper coin: "Huh? These four sprinkles? β
"Coins?"
Raised his head and shouted at the team: "Pick the door and ask for a son!" β
The people around him burst into laughter.
I was about to scold back, but I saw that they were also wearing retro clothes?
Keep your head down, and so do you!
Gritted his teeth and slapped himself a few times.
Pain!
Not a dream!
Huh? By the way, where is this?
glanced at the little boy lying on the fence: "Balang smash, come here; Brother gives you candy to eat! β
The little guy was so frightened that he quickly buried his head.
"What the hell is this?"
In confusion, my stomach rang again.
"Uh... No matter, let's find something to eat first. β
Looking back, there is a mountain behind the house.
"Let's go up the hill and get something to eat."
I rummaged through the house and found only a worn-out string.
Shaking his head helplessly, he carried a wooden stick and walked towards the woodsβhe was really hungry.
On the mountain road, a rabbit swaggered and jumped in front of him, and he could only watch and have nothing to do.
"There are no knives, no hunting bows, what can I do?"
I looked up at the birds in the book, and fell into deep thought: Do you want to shoot birds?
There are no slingshots!
Oh~
I'm annoyed!!!
Muttering, he laboriously pulled down the twigs from the low tree, and grabbed a handful.
Sit cross-legged and start knitting.
It took more than half an hour to weave a large bowl-shaped object.
"ahhhhhh, it's finally tender."
With an exaggerated sigh, he took out a string from his bosom and tied it to the low end of a small stick.
The 'big bowl' is propped up with a small wooden stick, and a few grains of rice are pulled out from under the bottom of the rice bowl in it.
Stepping back, covering the rope with leaves while holding the other end of the rope in your hand.
Walk more than ten meters away from the 'big bowl' and bury yourself in the leaves.
After a long time, when I was almost fainting from hunger, I heard the sound of birds chirping in my ears!
Although he was excited, he didn't dare to move at all, listening to the movement outside.
Carefully raise your head a little, and you can see several large birds, snatching rice grains in the 'big bowl'.
Breathe like a sniper, waiting for the best moment.
Sou!!!
As soon as the rope was pulled, the 'big bowl' was no longer supported by a wooden stick, and it was covered with a sound, covering all the birds below.
'Quick Step' ran over and a PG sat on top of the 'Big Bowl'.
"I'm tired of it..."
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When I got home, it took a lot of effort to light a pile of dead branches with flint and steel.
He twisted the bird around his neck, plucked the skin roughly, skewered it with a branch, and roasted it on the fire.
"The sparrows are so big here!"
Each one is the size of a chick!
The 'grill' crackled, and the aroma of the roast made the stomach roar again.
On the fence, the neighbor's children watched and swallowed.
looked at the child, then at the barbecue in front of him, pondered for a while, and came to his heart.
"Hey, little brother, do you want to eat meat?"
The little boy nodded, his chin smeared with the dirt on the wall.
"Come here, my brother will give you meat to eat."
Hearing this, the little boy hesitated for a long time, after all, he couldn't resist the temptation of deliciousness, and carefully climbed over the wall, guarding to approach slowly.
He broke off a sparrow's leg and handed it to the little boy, who took it tentatively, and found that it was really for himself, so he opened his mouth and devoured it, as if he was afraid of being snatched back.
Eating the bird's leg almost instantly, the little boy stared at the 'grill' again and continued to swallow.
"Still want to eat?"
The little boy nodded, blushing shyly.
"So, how about my brother asking you a question, and every time you answer a question, my brother gives you a piece of meat?"
"Good!"
The little boy nodded, expectantly waiting for the question.
He took off another bird's leg and dangled it at the little boy: "What's my name?" β
"Your name is Han Rui, and your mother said that you are a poor bastard!"
The corners of his mouth twitched and he handed the meat over, waiting for the little boy to finish eating.
He took another piece of meat: "Why do they say I'm a wreck?" β
"Because your wife went to be a concubine for someone else, my mother said that you have no ability at all, let me grow up and don't learn from you."
The twitching of the corners of his mouth spread to the entire face, and he continued to ask, "What about my family?" β
"Mother said that you came from out of town, and you were alone when you came."
Ou said! So miserable?
While chewing the meat, he handed over another piece: "One last question." β
"These four places of sasking?"
The little boy was stunned for a moment, apparently not understanding.
"Uh... I mean, where is this? β
Then the little boy understood: "Oh, this is in the clouds. β
"In the clouds? Why haven't you heard of it? β
It's good to herd cattle in Altay, why come here after a good sleep...
The clothes on this body don't look like those worn by people at that time?
Suddenly, a guess came to mind!
Leaving two sparrows, he stuffed the rest to the boy: "Little brother, what time is it?" β
"At noon! You can't even see that? The little boy took the bird's meat, and his face was full of retarded expressions.
"I mean, what year is it?"
The little boy scratched his chin and thought for a long time before he said uncertainly: "Some time ago, my mother seemed to say that Emperor Taizong Xiaowen died, and next year will be the first year of the new emperor." β
I'll go!
Emperor Taizong Xiaowen, isn't that it...
Emperor Wen of Han?
So now, the seventh year after Emperor Wen of Han?
Sleep by yourself and run the Han Dynasty is coming?
That's it, it's crossed?
"Ouch, I'm a tantrum!"