Chapter 0581 - Cooking Guo Jia
Pulled Zhuge Liang to sit down, a few people from the East Palace arrived, Zhuge Liang hadn't come for a long time, he didn't dare to go out, take care of the eldest princess, take care of the children and not fall on his head, he studied in the mansion all day long, and also paid attention to various major events in the temple, including this disaster relief, and even military assessment and the like, in the near future, there are five major events in the temple, galloping, military science, assessment, disaster relief, and foreign trade.
Zhuge Liang's face is still very good, maybe it is the excitement after having a child, which once again made Zhuge Liang grow a lot, he has gradually faded away from the impetuousness of his youth, and there is a very calm, convincing kind of temperament, and sat down with everyone, of course, Liu Mastiff first asked about his cousin's situation, Zhuge Liang said with a smile: "It has been named Zhan... It's very robust..."
Hearing this sentence, Liu Mastiff was stunned, could this be with his aunt, Zhuge Liang's handsome face, with his father's figure... Hiss....
Zhuge Liang said: "When His Royal Highness has free time, he will come to my mansion and see him, and the eldest princess is also very missed..."
The two chatted for a while, and the topic gradually shifted to political affairs, Zhuge Liang talked about the five major political affairs today, and said seriously: "The implementation of the five major political affairs at the same time has a lot of pressure on the temple, and it is at the time of the reform of Shangshu, but I am afraid that there is no way to persuade the Son of Heaven, these five political affairs are very good, especially Chidao, which is the most important, the territory of the Han Dynasty is really vast, and it has reached an unprecedented state...."
"In this case, if you don't build a gallop road, it is very dangerous, and it is not conducive to the control of the temple over the place... Xing Gong wants to build three gallop roads, one from Sili to Ningzhou, one to Xizhou, and one to Jiaozhou, these three are very difficult, to build as for Ningzhou, it is to cross the river, many hills, to build to Xizhou, it is even more difficult... Although there is no river obstruction, but the harsh conditions of the continuous area of Xizhou make it difficult, or the most difficult..."
"Needless to say, Jiaozhou wants to cross the river, and it is still a beast of mountains and forests...."
"Alas, however, it can also be seen that Xing Gong's ability is that during the Jianning period, he was able to build Chi Road in seven boundaries. In today's prosperous era, there may be great achievements, but if Xing Gong builds the Chi Road in Xizhou, I am afraid that the Son of Heaven will do it to Guishan again, and the previous withdrawal of the army is only due to lack of logistics, but if it is a road connection... Luoyang can directly transport grain and grass, as for Xizhou... That's the end of Kushan..."
Zhuge Liang said, he still attaches the most importance to Chidao, Liu Mastiff nodded, did not speak, but Pang Tong on the side said: "However, in my opinion, Guishuang will be beaten sooner or later... The more people, the fewer the fields, if you don't rob the cultivated land elsewhere, you can only make your own people hungry....", hearing Pang Tong say this, Zhuge Liang was a little displeased, but he didn't say anything.
"I sent Lu Yu to help Gong Xing, Gong Xing is going to build a road to Ningzhou, and now he has begun to explore the place..."
"Hmm... What about Zhongda, Gongjin and them?? ”
"They first went to Yanzhou, and now they are in Qingzhou, I don't know the specific things, it is said that there is a thief, this thief is also bold, has smashed some floating temples, Fangshi altars, and beat Fangshi, vainly talking about the destiny of heaven... The three governments of Yanzhou, Xuzhou, and Qingzhou moved at the same time, but they failed to catch this person... Later, Mangong took Zhongda and Gongjin over..."
"I don't know where such a person came from??"
"I don't know, it was the Son of Heaven who sent them over, I heard some from Zhang Jun of the Yushitai, it is said that he is a young student, and he doesn't know his name, but he loves to go to Fangshi, Futu, to abuse, debate, sometimes, when he sees the rest of the people come to worship, he will also abuse and debate, this person is good at swords... Alas, I don't know what kind of mad people can make such a move, and the monks don't dare to preach in Xuzhou, Qingzhou now..."
"Why did such a trivial matter attract the attention of the Son of Heaven?"
Liu Mastiff looked around and said in a low voice: "The floating slaughter sacrifice set up by Emperor Xiaohuan himself was smashed by him... Can Father not be angry..."
Zhuge Liang suddenly realized, but he had some interest in this person in his heart, if he hadn't died in the hands of Manzhong, maybe he would have been able to see him.
The two chatted for a long time, Pang Tong and the others were a little unable to interject, this is the reason why they are dissatisfied with Zhuge Liang, with Zhuge Liang here, all the attention of Liu Mastiff will be on him, and Zhuge Liang is a person who likes to do things personally, and does not give them the opportunity to make contributions at all, how can they like it, those who are more close to him will only listen to him because they admire his talent.
And at this moment, in Shangshutai,
Guo Jia held the edict in his hand, his face was full of disdain, and many officials below looked at this Jianning No. 1 talent with some curiosity, he was crowned by the four subjects, even if he has been in Shangshutai all these years, he also has a great reputation, Guo Jia roughly read it, and threw the edict on the case, he shook his head and said: "This is the decree reviewed by Xun Wenruo??? ”
"Heh, good guy, the assessment still requires people to come to the stage to kill, why don't you just give them fifty soldiers each, fight each other, and finally survive to be crowned??"
"This is not the selection of guards, the assessment of generals, it is so nonsense!! I don't know which fool is going to test his strength! Leading troops to fight, do these generals of both sides have to break their wrists in front of the two armies?? Monkey business!! ”
Guo Jia was extremely angry, he said: "Remove these few, replace them all with mounted archery, the art of war will not change, but it has to be carried out in the form of questioning, and there is no need to assess the scriptures too much, and they are not going to be doctors of economics!" This military strategy also needs to be changed, so that Taixue sacrificial wine is the problem?? Taixue sacrificial wine knows how to fight a fart, let the captain of the Northern Military Academy come up with a question to review!! Guo Jia directly ordered and asked the officials to do so on the spot.
The officials of Shangshutai were a little scared, and said helplessly: "Gong Guo, this is the edict of the Son of Heaven, we can only implement it, we can't change it, we have no power... If you are offensive to change, this is disobeying the edict of the Son of Heaven, and you want to see Zhang Tu..."
"I'm afraid, just do what I say!"
Guo Jia didn't care, so he wanted to assign these things, the officials wanted to cry without tears, and said: "We don't dare...", Guo Jia couldn't convince them, sighed, waved his hand, and said: "Then go back separately, I'll go home too, I want to play the Son of Heaven, such a stupid decree, I can't carry it out!" Listening to Guo Jia's words, the officials lowered their heads and didn't dare to reply.
Guo Jia drove them away directly, wrote another piece of music by himself, handed it to an official, asked him to bring it to the Son of Heaven, and went to the backyard to sleep.
And in the Houde Palace, the Son of Heaven, who was calmly chatting with Xun Yu about disaster relief, was already thunderous at the moment, holding Guo Jia's performance, the Son of Heaven didn't say a word, directly pulled out the saber on his waist, and was about to walk out of the Houde Palace, Xun Yu on the side pulled him tightly, although he hadn't read the full content of the recital, but he already knew in his heart that Guo Jia must have written something that should not be written.
In Shangshutai, Guo Jia is like this, ignoring etiquette and behaving debauched, he often opens his shirt and sits in the study to work, for this reason, Xing Ziang doesn't know how many times he has scolded him, how many years he has detained him, Guo Jia doesn't care, every time he eats a little more wine, he starts to behave nonsense, and he is also one of the two ministers who are forbidden to enter the Luoyang Library, one of them is Zhang Fei, as for why he is forbidden to enter, this is very understandable.
The other is Guo Jia, it is said that once he drank too much and was reading in the library, but he heard someone abusing Wang Fu, Guo Jia didn't say a word, walked behind the man, and began to urinate in front of him, wetting the man, the man almost killed Guo Jiage on the spot, fortunately, there were soldiers to stop him, and since then, Guo Jia has never been allowed to enter the library.
Isn't this guy drinking too much again??
Xun Yu thought in his heart, but he stopped the Son of Heaven to death, these years, I don't know if the food in the palace is too good, his physique, can not stop the Son of Heaven at all, the Son of Heaven dragged him, step by step towards the outside of the hall, Xun Yu hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, Guo Jia's temperament is also influenced by his master, in the past, Emperor Xiaokang could tolerate Wang Fu, why can't His Majesty tolerate filial piety??? ”
Hearing Xun Yu's words, the Son of Heaven stopped, his face was still red, he angrily threw the watch to Xun Yu, and said, "See for yourself, how can I tolerate this guy??" I'm going to cut this guy!! In the letter, Guo Jia mercilessly mocked the decree issued, and said: "If you test your strength, it is better to find a few brute bulls to wrestle, and the winner will serve as the captain of the Northern Military Academy, I don't know what a stupid thing to do..."
"I thought that Wen Ruo was a virtuous person and could help me, but I didn't want to, I was also a fool with an empty stomach, I wanted to get along with him for nearly ten years, and I couldn't help but go to bathe and burn incense, in addition to the stench contaminated by him..."
"I thought that the Son of Heaven was smart, but I didn't want to, such a decree can also be sent to Shangshutai, and Your Majesty can still be healthy??? No disease??? ”
Xun Yu's eyes darkened, and he only screamed in his heart, and almost fell.
No wonder the Son of Heaven is so angry, he wants to cut him in the past, it doesn't matter if he scolds himself, he has been sarcastic for nearly ten years, and he has long been used to it, but the Son of Heaven, how dare he be so insulting, he looked at the angry Son of Heaven in front of him, but forced a smile and said: "Congratulations to Your Majesty, congratulations to Your Majesty!" ”
"What?? Congratulations that I am still healthy and have no brain disease???? ”
"Ahem, of course not, Your Majesty, I have heard that only when you meet a wise monarch, the courtiers dare to speak up and criticize, and he dares to write like this, doesn't it show that Your Majesty is wise?" Xun Yu said a little embarrassed, but the Son of Heaven sneered and said, "According to what you mean, I should still thank him??" Thank you to him for my good health??? ”
Xun Yu hurriedly continued to look at the text a few times, and said with some surprise: "Your Majesty, you look at his follow-up explanation, in fact, the method he thought of is more suitable, in this way, the assessment must be carried out perfectly, this law can be passed on for eternity, and the prestige of His Majesty will also be passed on forever...", he used this seemingly stupid method to divert the attention of the Son of Heaven, and it turned out that the Son of Heaven really ate this set.
Hearing that there was a follow-up recital, the Son of Heaven also took the letter and continued to read it.
"Hmm... Indeed, he was right... Forget it, forget it, just do what he says..."
"Your Majesty Shengming!!" Xun Yu bowed to the Son of Heaven.
"Okay, don't boast about me, revise the edict and send it to Shang Shutai, in addition, if you call Guo Jia, you will call him to the Houde Palace, and I will discuss with him.... By the way, show him, I am still healthy, but I still have strength," the Son .....of Heaven sneered, wiping the sword in his hand.
That's it.
Guo Fengxiao, I can't save you, you asked for it, don't blame me!