Chapter 82: Wrapped?
"Three rays of sun, moon and stars, four poems and elegant songs...... wonderful, wonderful!"
Beside Fang Hong, another examiner named Wang Bo stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Talent is so agile, it is worthy of Duke Xie Yuan!" ”
The Book of Poetry is divided into wind, elegance and ode from the content, among which the "elegance" is divided into big and small elegance, which adds up to exactly four, four poems to three lights, and the wind and elegance to the sun, moon and stars, which can not be more appropriate.
And "A Gust of Wind and Thunderstorm", "Two Dynasties Brotherhood", "Five Dynasties Qin, Jin and Han", although not as appropriate in content and artistic conception as "Four Poems and Elegant Songs", but no matter how you say it, it can be regarded as all right.
The envoys of Chu were four to one, and Tang Xie Yuan was also four to one, and in this confrontation, Chen and Chu were on par.
Everyone present raised their chopsticks silently and couldn't help but look at Tang Ning.
How many people pondered and meditated, racked their brains and didn't come up with a single link, he made four pairs in an instant......
Sure enough, only the demons are the opponents of the demons, this is a confrontation between the demons, and they mortals just watch it.
"This is Tang Jieyuan, right?" That Lord Xiao Li got up from the table, walked over with a wine glass, and said: "I have admired the name of Tang Jieyuan for a long time, and when I saw it today, it really deserves its reputation. ”
With that, he took the wine from his glass.
When the person on the other side stood up, Tang Ning felt a little familiar, but there seemed to be something different.
Soon he remembered that the reason why he was familiar with it was because he and Tang Yaoyao had seen this person on the street two days ago, when she was sitting in the carriage, and he and Tang Yaoyao were holding the carriage and vomiting in the dark.
The reason why he didn't recognize her immediately was because she was different today than she was two days ago.
Tang Ning glanced at her up and down, and whispered in surprise: "Wrapped?" ”
Burst!
Before Master Xiao Li drank a glass of wine, it all squirted out, and Tang Ning wiped his face and looked at her.
A hint of embarrassment flashed on Lord Xiao Li's face, and the envoy of the Chu State had already stood up worriedly and asked, "Lord Xiao Li, are you okay?" ”
"It's fine." The look of shame on Lord Xiao Li's face disappeared, and he looked at the officials in Lingzhou and said apologetically: "I'm really sorry, I choked on ...... just now."
"It's okay, it's okay." Dong Tingshi stood up embarrassedly, looked at Tang Ning, and said, "Tang Jieyuan, go and wash your face." ”
When Tang Ning came back from washing his face, the atmosphere in the hall had returned to normal.
He walked over to his seat and sat down.
A person beside him arched his hand to him, and whispered: "It was really thanks to Tang Xie Yuan just now, if not, we would be embarrassed by the fact that we would be embarrassed." ”
Tang Ning was not only sprayed with wine, but also confused, looked at Xu Qingyang, and asked, "Brother Qingyang, what is going on, who are they?" ”
Xu Qingyang told him what had just happened, Tang Ning was slightly surprised in his heart, it turned out that the woman with a masthosemit they met two days ago was actually an envoy of the State of Chu, what did the envoy of the State of Chu come to the Luming banquet of the State of Chen?
He couldn't help but glance at Zeng Zilou opposite, don't do porcelain work if you don't have diamonds, don't pretend to be forced if you don't have real skills, isn't this running up and begging people to slap your face?
After the small episode just now, the atmosphere at the banquet became lively, and the Lingzhou people present breathed a sigh of relief, and talked with each other at the same table......
After the Luming banquet officially began, there were no rules, the hall could move around at will, and the lifters did not have the restraints just now, and several people at the Tangning table were talking about the couplet just now.
"Brother Tang is really talented, so absolute, he can even come up with four kinds of methods."
"I think the "Four Poems and Elegant Songs" are the best, although a gust of wind and thunderstorm is also right, but it is always a little less artistic conception. ”
"The Qin and Jin ...... of the Five Dynasties, can it be so right?"
……
After discussing this, everyone also felt a little dry and hungry, and when they picked up the chopsticks and prepared to enjoy the feast, they looked at the table and couldn't help but be stunned.
"Where's the dish?"
Zhang Yansheng's chopsticks were already halfway out, looking at the empty plate on the table in a daze.
Fang Xiaopang rubbed his round belly, leaned lazily on Tang Ning's shoulder, and said contentedly: "Finally full." ”
"Enough to eat so quickly?" Tang Ning looked at her and said, "There are still a few dishes that have not been served."
This. ”
Fang Xiaopang frowned and asked, "How many more?" ”
Tang Ning knew that the other party Xiaopang said that he couldn't eat the food at the moment, which was one of the several tragedies in life, looking at her, he stretched out five fingers.
"Five Paths?"
Fang Xiaopang breathed a sigh of relief, if he said five words, he could still eat it.
Tang Ning counted the plates on the table and said, "Fifty." ”
There are many dishes in the Luming Banquet, there are more than 50 dishes, but the amount of dishes is very small, basically a few chopsticks per person, the most primitive Michelin style, but it will not be wasted after eating.
When he was in the kitchen just now, Fang Xiaopang grabbed more than a dozen dishes and ate them violently, Tang Ning noticed that the kitchen steward was a little panicked, maybe this was the reason why each person could only clip one chopstick for the dozen dishes that had just come up.
"Fifty more?" Fang Xiaopang looked at Tang Ning in a daze, and his ruddy face instantly turned pale.
A figure walked up to Tang Ning and arched his hand: "Tang Jieyuan, I'm really sorry for what happened just now, I'm going to punish myself." ”
Tang Ning saw that the little Li who was dressed as a man was still holding a wine glass in his hand, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to block his face.
Fortunately, she didn't squirt out the wine this time, and Tang Ning could only return the salute, saying that she didn't care.
He doesn't know why the other party wants to dress up as a man, but it's not easy to debunk it in person, after all, he has no grievances with the other party, don't embarrass his family, and don't embarrass himself.
With more than ten years of higher education, he does not discriminate against transvestism.
This Master Xiao Li had no intention of leaving, looked at Tang Ning, and asked, "Tang Xie Yuan is very good at couplets?" ”
Tang Ning shook his head: "I just understand a little." ”
"Tang Jieyuan is modest, he can easily deal with such absolutes, if he only understands a little, no one in the world dares to understand." Master Xiao Li shook his head, and said: "I still have a couplet in my heart, I have been troubled for a long time, and I have never made a couplet, I don't know if Tang Xie Yuan can be right?" ”
"I'm sorry." Tang Ning said dryly.
He came here to eat, not right, if he really hasn't heard of it, wouldn't it be as embarrassing as Zeng Zilou?
Master Xiao Li didn't expect that he would respond like this, he glanced at him in surprise, and said, "Tang Jieyuan might as well listen to it." ”
"I don't listen." Downing refused even more simply.
He is a family man, and when he goes out, he tries to avoid talking to strange women, so that he can be worthy of Xiaoru and Xiaoyi.
Xu Qingyang and Zhang Yansheng lowered their heads and stopped looking at him, and the people at the same table also looked away.
If it weren't for him Tang Ning, if it wasn't for the state trial Xie Yuan, if it wasn't at the Luming banquet, they would have left the table a long time ago.
This is cowardice but not fighting, what about the backbone and integrity of the scholar, sitting with him, shame......
Master Xiao Li looked at him and said, "Tang Jieyuan, listen, my uplink is "Shinong Industrial and Commercial Corner Yu". ”
Xu Qingyang and the others had been listening, and when they heard this, they immediately fell into deep thought.
This uplink seems to be unrelated, but it has a mystery.
Shinong industry and commerce, palace merchant corner feather. The front is four karma, the back is five tones, there is a word repeated, and a word is homophonic.
They glanced at that Xiao Li, where did this person's absolutes come from?
Tang Ning finally understood, in addition to liking cross-dressing, this woman couldn't understand what others were saying.
He thought for a while, looked at her and said, "Shi Nong Industrial and Commercial Corner Yu, cold and hot, warm and frugal. ”
The five virtues of gentlemen, who are gentle and frugal are also repeated, homophonic and homophonic, although the order of the two words is reversed, but it is also right.
"...... so fast"
Xu Qingyang and the others couldn't help but glance at Tang Ning, and sighed in their hearts, they only understood the upper link, and before they had time to think about it, his lower link had already come out.
Lord Xiao Li was stunned and looked at him again.
Tang Ning saw that Master Xiao Li was still going to speak, as if he was going to make another couplet, so he immediately waved his hand and said, "It just so happens that I also have a couplet here, and I want to ask Lord Xiao Li." ”
Lord Xiao Li looked at him and said simply: "Tang Jieyuan, but it doesn't hurt to say it. ”
This woman likes to test people so much, if she wants to be quiet, she has to gag her mouth.
Tang Ning thought for a while and said: "My upper link is" riding a strange horse, stretching a long bow, shooting hard stones with a strong bow, although the bow is strong, the stone is harder, if it weren't for Li Guang, it would be difficult to have no feathers." ”
Some people at the same table looked at Tang Ning in surprise, and they really couldn't figure out why he came up with such a simple pair, and even they themselves thought of the next link in a short time.
couldn't help but want to ask, only to find that Xu Qingyang and Zhang Yansheng's expressions were not quite right.
Their brows furrowed, as if they were meditating.
And that little Master Li also seemed to have encountered a problem, and his brows frowned slightly......