Chapter 6: The Sacred Tree is too shameless
"What? Is this Taoist priest talking to me? Is it a sound transmission?"
Miao Miao is not the ignorant Erwuzai when she first came. After being stunned for a while, he immediately found out that the person who came was a master of the late stage of Jindan, and he seemed to have found himself, what should I do? !
She felt a little dizzy, and somehow remembered Brother Xuanzang.
She felt that she was similar to Xuanzang's brother, didn't Wuqionghua and that crow say it?
Look at your own branches, huh, you will be boiled and eaten? No, Taoist priests don't eat meat, maybe they will be fried and eaten, or steamed, steamed elm money rice is also very delicious, I don't know what it tastes like?
It should be quite fragrant, but the girl is a holy tree!
Wait......
Is this the time to think about this?!ah?!Yang Miaomiao, people have found you!
Saying......
Do Taoist priests eat meat or not?
"Big ...... Big...... Tree...... Tree ......"
The little mushroom's trembling voice came, "You, you've been discovered, you, you, why are you talking to yourself......?
“......”
After the ghost-like silence, Yupu spoke again, "After the monk builds the foundation, he will not eat the things in the world, and use the Bigu Pill to satisfy his hunger, the higher the realm, the less he eats the Bigu Pill, if the head master has turned into the divine realm in half a step, and uses the aura of heaven and earth for use, he has long used the Bigu Pill." ”
"What's the meaning of that life? Cultivating immortals, cultivating immortals, cultivating is at ease, but as a result, you don't eat anything, so what do you have to live for so long?!"
Miao Miao dismisses it, as a top foodie from a foodie country, if she doesn't eat, it's better to kill her!
Hey?
Wait, what's weird?
Half an hour later......
"Little mushroom, mushroom, me, I just talked to this Taoist priest?"
"I, I think so......"
The little mushroom trembled and said: "Also, and, big tree, this, this is not a mortal Taoist, this, this is a real ......"
Yu Pu smiled slightly, "For my Wuji Gate Sacred Tree, the opening of spiritual wisdom is a big deal, why should you be afraid?"
"I, I'm afraid you'll eat my ......"
Miao Miao felt that her tree trunk was blue, and it seemed that it was impossible to pretend to be dead, so she could only pretend to be pitiful and soften the other party's attitude!
Yes, that's it!
Thinking of the strategy, Yang Miaomiao immediately became energetic. With a sad tone, he said pitifully: "The demons are not separated, I heard a crow called Licrow say that humans will catch us......"
The corners of Yupu's mouth twitched. Suddenly, with a fingering, a black thing fell from the sky, and a flattering voice came, "Master, your lovely spirit pet little crow is waiting for your summons......"
Vomit!
Who is this?
It's disgusting!
Huh?
Miao Miao's face changed!
I rub!
The girl can't be so unlucky, right? That talkative demon is the pet of this Taoist priest?
"What did you say to the sacred tree?"
Yupu Zhenren looked at the dark eyes of the crow and asked, "Are you dissatisfied?" ”
"Quack!"
The crow fluttered, "Which turtle grandson said bad things about me?!Master, don't believe him, I am loyal to my master!"
it!
This bird can actually speak in tongues, it's so mysterious!
Wait, is the turtle grandson scolding me?
"You're a turtle grandson, you're a turtle grandson, your whole family is a turtle grandson!"
Miao Miao was furious, "Your turtle son said it to himself last time, saying that your master is not good to you." I only give you a little bit of animal food a day, and I often ask you to do this and that, and say that your master's little Ding Ding is so small!"
"It's you stinky tree!"
Licrow was furious, "When did I say that the master Tintin is very small?!"
"You said it, you said it, you said it!"
What do you think?
Angry, right?
The girl's trick to divert Dafa is really wise! You can't say "small" to a man, otherwise you'll die a miserable death!
glanced at Licrow suspiciously, and Miao Miao gave 10,000 likes for her wit!
Hey?
Why do you feel cold? The temperature seems to have dropped again.
Look at it again, Mom, the trunk of the tree is going to turn green, and Yupu's real face is so ugly!
That's great!
He's furious!
Roar, dear!
Roar, dear!
Forget me, dear!
"The Sacred Tree!"
"Yes, yes, yes. ”
Miao Miao's voice was full of joy, "What does the real person command?"
"Is that really what the crow said?"
"yes!"
She replied simply, but why did she think something was weird?
Hey?
There seems to be some strange sound, a bit like grinding teeth......
"Sacred tree, you are a holy thing of antiquity, and according to legend, you have the power to purify evil spirits and soothe demons in your heart. How can such a holy thing be full of nonsense?"
As soon as he lowered his head, he saw the grass near the tree, and snorted coldly, "Hmph! This grass has always been obscene, and you must have taught the sacred tree badly!"
Xiaocao had woken up from the confusion just now, and when she heard this, she suddenly fainted again, and shouted, "Real person, it's not me, it's a mushroom!"
"Huh?"
Yupu Zhenren's face was very ugly, and that face looked like a night owl in the dark night at the moment, cold and terrifying.
His eyes narrowed, and he swept around Miao Miao's body like a scanner. Suddenly, his eyes shot out of essence, and he snorted coldly: "Why am I Dao?
After that, it was a bend of the fingers, and I wanted to get rid of the small mushrooms.
The little mushroom was frightened and shouted, "The real person spares his life! The big tree is already obscene, and it has nothing to do with me!"
it!
Miao Miao, who just wanted to intercede, was angry when she heard this!
Okay, you little mushroom, betraying your friends for glory, won't your conscience hurt like this??!!!
"Dare to quibble?!"
"The real person is right, he brought me badly! It just wanted to gas your apprentice so that the three of them could join together, and said that it was for the sake of sectarian harmony. ”
Miao Miao looked righteous, "I stopped him!" Little mushroom, admit your mistake quickly, otherwise the real person will kill you when he gets angry." ”
"Big tree, big tree, you, are you really good like this? Doesn't your conscience hurt if you frame me like this?"
Little Mushroom's crying voice came, "Who is it that popularizes the knowledge of cultivation for you every day?Who is it??!......
"It's grass. ”
"Poof!"
The little mushroom spit out a mouthful of old blood, and the mushroom powder on his body fell one after another, "Big tree, I can see through you!"
Yu Pu frowned, he has lived for more than 200 years, how can he be so easy to fool? Miao Miao didn't speak, it was okay, this speech, Yu Pu could see it in a few clicks. The sacred tree not only lies, but also frames others.
Thinking of this possibility, Yupu Zhenren fell into a stupor.
Is this really a tree spirit?
Demons and spirits are actually the same species, and the only difference is the way of cultivation. In addition to this, they all have one thing in common: simplicity of mind.
But how does this sacred tree look ......
It's a bit obscene!!
What the hell is going on? I remembered the scene just now and my own female apprentice......
Yupu rubbed his eyebrows, it can't be because of this that the mind is polluted, right? Although the previous spiritual wisdom has not been opened, if it is contaminated with too much worldly emotional cause and effect, it is also possible that the mental nature will be polluted.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help gritting his teeth, and said hatefully: "Holy tree, don't say it, the old man understands......"
"What, what, what do you understand?"
Miao Miao looked confused, and then said very doggedly: "Real person, the kid who just ran away is called Mu Xiu." Before, he and a female cultivator named Wang Jidie were doing some embarrassing things with me...... Well, I've told you everything, can you stop telling others that I'm turning on my spiritual intelligence? I don't eat people, I will eat moonshine, and I won't hurt people. ”
"Quack! real person, this tree must be a demon tree if it is so obscene, he slandered me, and the real person reported it to me......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Yupu Zhenren grab the crow's neck and throw it into the spirit pet bag on his waist, and coldly spit out two words: "Quack!"
"I don't need you to say this, I already know it. ”
"Huh?"
"I just saw the little beast's inscription on the trunk. ”
Yupu remembered that his apprentice had died in an unknown way, and there was a trace of sadness on his face, "You just saved my apprentice, and this seat will answer your request." When the head of the sect comes, you will play dead, you know?"
"Playing dead?"
Yupu frowned, "Just don't release your divine sense!"
"Oh, understood, understood. ”
"Actually, it doesn't hurt if you tell the boss. You are an ancient tree, the treasure of my Wujimen Town, and you have the effect of suppressing the demons in your heart. Back then, Master Zu planted you here just to bless my Wuji disciples. It's just that the ancestor also left a rule, don't care about you, let you grow, so as not to hinder your cultivation from mundane things in the world, so there are very few people who know your usefulness. It is a great joy that you have now turned on your spiritual wisdom, and the master knows that he will treat you well. ”
"I don't need to take pills, absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, why do you want to treat me well?"
Yu Pu was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "In addition to having you, the ancient Taixu Bodhi tree, to secretly suppress the demons, there is also a spiritual spring, if the head of the sect knows that you have opened the spiritual wisdom, he will definitely send someone to irrigate you with the spiritual spring......"
"Cut, your ancestor said that he wouldn't let you take care of me, how can the head ......?"
"This is a mistake, the master said that when you did not open the spiritual wisdom, now the spiritual wisdom has been opened to teach and care. ”
"That's ......"
Miao Miao's heart was a little moved, "If I get nourished by the spiritual spring, can I get a human body as soon as possible?"
"Yes!"
With a beating in her heart, Miao Miao remembered the joy of being a person, and suddenly felt that it was not impossible to let the head know......
Just wanted to agree, but saw two people flying in the sky, the same two people who were talking in front of her last time. I saw Yupu get up with the statement and salute busily, "I've seen the master." ”
Miao Miao fixed her eyes and looked, isn't this the old man from last time?
It turns out that he is the master!
Wow!
It's actually a Dao Shi in the late Yuan Infant period, so powerful!
Miao Miao hadn't yet discovered that she could see through people's cultivation at a glance, and her mind was full of Yupu's words. Can that spiritual spring really make you turn back into a human body sooner? Wouldn't it be better to soak in it?
While she was thinking nonsense, the old man asked, "Yupu, but the sacred tree has opened its spiritual wisdom?"
"Back to the head master, the disciple just used his divine sense to communicate with the holy tree, but the sacred tree did not respond, and the disciple did not know whether to open the spiritual wisdom. It's just that the disciple is fighting and making trouble here, and his strength is not as good as that of others, and he was injured, but when he saw a little green light coming out of the holy tree to heal the wound, and now he has no reaction at all, the disciple estimates that it will be a precursor to the opening of spiritual wisdom?"