Chapter 342: I Have Orange Seed Wheat Skin
For the description of eunuchs, "looking at it is not like a human body, looking at it is not like a human face, listening to it is not like a human voice, and observing it is not close to human feelings" This description is simply a classic among the classics.
But since he came out of Shuntian Mansion and went to Jiaozhi, this eunuch who didn't speak much along the way didn't look like it in this classic description at all, if it wasn't for his white face and beard, he was afraid that he would be more like a Confucian than like a eunuch.
Stretched out his hand to catch the confession thrown by Zhu Zhanji, and after reading it carefully, the eunuch got up and bowed to Zhu Zhanji: "Yes, the slave and maid know." ”
When the eunuch went out, Zhu Zhanji set his eyes on Yang Shaofeng: "What should Wang Tong do over there?" ”
Yang Shaofeng laughed, and stood up with a cruel smile: "The eunuch Ma Qi who guards the town wants to be cold, and the prefect of Yi'an, Yun Qintian, wants to be cold, how can he Wang Tong not be cold?" You and Marquis An Yuan are drinking here first, and I'll go back when I go. ”
Zhu Zhanji said: "Go directly?" ”
"Just go, of course."
Yang Shaofeng replied with a sneer: "It is estimated that this stupid roe deer still doesn't know that Yun Qintian has sold him, and it just so happens that he will come directly to the door and arrest him now." ”
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Under the curfew, the city of Yi'an seemed to be very quiet, and the sound of horses' hooves and the crackling of torches from time to time spread far away, and occasionally a few dog barks were heard, adding to the sense of solemnity.
Until the gate of a courtyard, Yang Shaofeng grabbed the reins of the horse and waved his hand behind him, and the Qianhu in front of the young army surrounded the entire courtyard, and several Jinyi guard captains relied on brute force to directly knock the door open.
The heavy gate smashed a cloud of dust and smoke on the ground, Yang Shaofeng laughed wildly and rode his horse inside, shouting loudly: "Chengshan Hou!" Your case has been sent! ”
Just finished shouting, but saw a large group of people in the courtyard looking stupidly at the fallen courtyard gate.
Yang Shaofeng, whose laughter stopped abruptly, was also a little dumbfounded.
Shouldn't a group of people be woken up in their sleep? Why are you so ready to run away?
This is so different from the imaginary plot!
Is it so difficult for Lao Tzu to play a villain? You're just so uncooperative?
Oh his mother!
A person dressed as an ordinary person in the crowd looked at Yang Shaofeng and shouted, "Yang is crazy!" We have no grievances in the past and no enemies in the near future, you actually smashed the door of my house? ”
Yang Shaofeng sneered, just wanted to answer, but then came back to his senses - no, he wanted to perform a villain, but this does not mean that he is a villain, this thick-eyed Wang Tong is the real villain!
Coughing, Yang Shaofeng said gloomily: "On this big night, is Chengshanhou planning to go out to play?" Or are you planning to move? Anyway, I'll take someone to your new home to burn the bottom of the pot? ”
Wang Tong said angrily: "Deceive people too much! Yang is crazy, you are also a noble in the army, why do you deceive me like this? You wait, the old man must join you! ”
Yang Shaofeng rode his horse forward a few steps, and when he arrived at Wang Tong, he whipped it with a horsewhip, and pulled out a blood mark on Wang Tong's face: "I'll go to your uncle, what face do you have to say that you are a noble in the army?"
Look at you like this, you should have guessed it?
When I came, Yun Qintian confessed, saying that you not only secretly negotiated peace with Li Li, but also promised to fight for Li Li's canonization, and Li Li would repay you with a lot of money? You're so bold! ”
Well, that sounds right!
Targeted by a large number of firearms and bows and arrows, Wang Tong could only hold back his anger, covered his face and said, "What nonsense! Secretly negotiating peace with the thief is just the old man's delaying tactic. As for the rest, what evidence do you have to prove it? ”
Yang Shaofeng said gloomily: "The name Ruan Diao, you are not unfamiliar with the Marquis of Chengshan, right?" ”
Finally found his senses, Yang Shaofeng smiled and waved his hand to Wu Ming and the others behind him, and ordered: "Take them all!" Dare to resist, don't kill! ”
Wang Tong looked at the group of Jinyi guard captains who were slowly surrounding, and suddenly pulled out a long knife from the hand of a personal soldier behind him, and shouted across his neck: "The surname is Yang!" You forced the dignified marquis to death, old man, see how you explain to Your Majesty! ”
It feels better!
Yang Shaofeng looked at Wang Daodao with a smile: "You wipe it, I'm here quietly watching you wipe your neck, I look down on you if you don't wipe it!"
As for how I will explain to the emperor's grandfather? You're dead, and when the time comes, the dirty water won't be splashed by me? What do I have to confess? ”
The long knife fell to the ground with a clatter, and Wang Tong stretched out his hand to a black and thin Confucian next to him and shouted, "He is Ruan Diao!" Yang is crazy, for the sake of the old man who has not made a big mistake, is it good to give the old man a chance? ”
Unexpectedly got such a big fish as Ruan Diao, Yang Shaofeng's mood suddenly improved: "Okay, you go and tell Da Ming Law to see if Da Ming Law wants to implicate your family?" ”
Wang Tong said in a deep voice: "You want the old man to die!" ”
Yang Shaofeng laughed and said, "Don't you deserve to die?" Take them all! ”
Leisurely and leisurely took Wang Tong and Ruan Diao and others back to the Yi'an Mansion, Yang Shaofeng directly asked people to carry Ruan Diao to the side courtyard where the banquet was located, and as soon as he entered the house, he didn't say polite to anyone, he directly picked up the wine glass and poured a big sip: "Look, there is a stupid roe deer here!" ”
Ruan Diao didn't understand what a stupid roe deer meant, but it wasn't a good thing to think about, so he struggled and shouted: "If you want to kill or chop, listen to you, why humiliate me so much!" ”
Zhu Zhanji was stunned for a moment and asked, "Who is this person?" Don't look like my Ming people? ”
Yang Shaofeng laughed and said: "This stupid lack was not originally my Ming people, this thing is the number one strategist under Li Li's grandson, and it is also Li Li's right-hand man, Ruan Diao!" ”
Zhu Zhanji was even more dizzy now: "Is he still in the city?" ”
"Who knows?"
Yang Shaofeng shrugged his shoulders and replied, "When I went, this stupid man was messing with Wang Tong and planning to run away, but he didn't expect to be blocked by me. ”
After finishing speaking, Yang Shaofeng pulled over a stool and sat down, and shouted at Ruan Diao: "Say, where is Li Li's grandson!" ”
Ruan Di frowned and said, "If you want to kill or chop, listen to it!" The rest, I don't know! ”
"Tsk," Yang Shaofeng praised: "This official is so big, it's the first time I've heard such a cheap request!" ”
With a cold expression, Yang Shaofeng should directly instruct Wu Ming: "To meet his request, cut him fifty knives first, but you can't kill people for me, you have to ask questions!" ”
Wu Ming bowed down and responded: "Don't worry, don't say it's fifty knives, even if you cut five hundred knives, your humble position can guarantee that he is still alive, unless Champion Duke lets him die." ”
Ruan Diao struggled and shouted: "The two countries are fighting each other, and they will not be killed!" Don't go too far! ”
"No, this is not a war between two countries, and you are not an envoy."
Yang Shaofeng shook his finger and said: "Jiaozhi is the land of the Ming Dynasty, since ancient times, Li Li is not the lord of a country, but a traitor, so you are not a minister, you can only be regarded as a small leader among the bandits, that's all."
For people like you and Li Li, this official has always killed one and killed one when there are two, not to mention that you still ask for live chopping, such a cheap request, how can this official not meet you? ”
After finishing speaking, Yang Shaofeng glared at him and shouted, "Wu Ming! What the fuck are you doing? Hurry up and take someone down and cut fifty knives, and ask me everything I need to ask! ”
Wu Ming smiled and bowed down, turned around and left with Ruan Diao, Yang Shaofeng turned his head and said: "In ancient times, the second master was warm wine and cut Huaxiong, and now I Yang Shaofeng captured Wang Tong in the banquet, and I should be a big white!" ”
Zhu Zhanji pursed his lips and said, "What is there to boast about when you capture Wang Tong?" But tomorrow, Marquis An Yuan will lead his troops to the battle, and Yi An will also start to rebuild the fish scale book and household registration book, and some of them are busy. ”
When Zhu Zhanji said this, Yang Shaofeng couldn't help but sigh along: "There was a merchant in ancient times who bought a batch of ramie, citrus, wheat, and animal skins in Sichuan, and shipped them to other places for sale. Halfway through the boat, the oars were in a hurry, the oars were broken and the water was lost, and the boatman was very anxious, and asked the merchant: You can't sail without oars, is there anything straight in your cargo bag that can be used as oars? The merchant comforted him: Don't worry, I have orange and wheat husks and I don't know whether to be an oar or not? ”
Zhu Zhanji asked with a confused expression: "What do you mean?" ”
Yang Shaofeng said: "It means that I want to scold people!" ”
Zhu Zhanji nodded and said, "Then I also have orange and wheat skins, and I don't know whether to be an oar or not." ”
"Then you still talk about a hammer!"
Yang Shaofeng snorted and said: "It's annoying enough to do these things in Jiaozhi, I have to measure the land tomorrow, and I have to divide the land for the monkeys in Jiaozhi?" When I think of these monkeys to cultivate my land, my heart hurts! ”
Zhu Zhanji also snorted and said, "Then you say a hammer?" When the Marquis of Fengcheng came to Jiaozhi, what bullshit ideas did you have, and you forgot about it? Aren't these methods the ones you came up with in the first place? ”
Yang Shaofeng said with a sad face: "This time, that time." At the beginning, I asked the Marquis of Fengcheng to come to Jiaozhi to do these things, let's move our mouths in Shuntian Mansion, I naturally don't care.
But now we're in Jiaozhi, and I'm going to see the land measured with my own eyes, and I'll see how I can live by giving it to those monkeys! ”
Zhu Zhanji suddenly laughed wildly, half-squinted his eyes and said, "Otherwise, you will directly arrest the laborers, regardless of the land?" ”
Yang Shaofeng's eyes suddenly lit up: "It's okay!" At the beginning, I asked Fengcheng Hou to pull a batch of fights, but now that we are here, the disobedient ones will be slaughtered directly, who do you need to win over? That's it!
Tomorrow, the people who should measure the land will continue to measure the land, and go back to Xia Lao to find the people who have migrated Yunnan and Guangxi, and as for those monkeys, let them go back to the trees and gnaw the fruits! ”
Zhu Zhanji snorted and was about to speak, but saw Wu Ming, who had just gone out not long ago, hurriedly turned back: "Your Highness, Zhuangyuan Gong, something is not good." ”