Zhou prawns? Your dead fat man's name is too weird, isn't it? Prawns and prawns, how can there be such a fat lobster as you? After I saw you, I directly changed my name to Zhou Dazhu! In Zhang Xiaobei's mind, a fried pig lying in the oil pot suddenly appeared!

"Hey! You little bunny! ”

Zhou Da Prawn was angry when he heard it, and when he stood up, he wanted to beat Li Jiexing. But when he thought about the Erlang kick that Zhang Xiaobei gave him just now, he gritted his teeth so hard that he was unwilling to endure it.

"Let me tell you Zhou Da Fatty, I am not here to make trouble, but I really want to join your Xuanmen and practice a more powerful martial arts!"

"Whew! Where are you in our Xuanmen? You said you want to enter, you want to enter? "Zhou Da Prawn is now two nostrils are bubbling up, and I can't wait to eat Zhang Xiaobei.

"You little waste doesn't even have a spiritual root, and you still want to join our Xuanmen? Hum! I'll tell you now, no way! ”

"Humph!" Zhang Xiaobei said disdainfully: "Didn't you say it before, this dead fat man?" As long as there is any special order of Xuanmen, can't you join your Xuanmen? ”

"That's nature! But you're a little piece of shit, aren't you? The corners of Zhou Da Prawn's mouth slanted, and he looked at Zhang Xiaobei and laughed disdainfully.

Zhou Da Prawn knew in his heart that this special order of the Xuanmen was specially prepared for those disciples who had a background or were selected in advance. And only those who are above the rank of elder are eligible to distribute it at will.

And he had determined that Zhang Xiaobei did not have a special order from Xuanmen before, so now he would dare to ignore Zhang Xiaobei so much.

At this time, Zhang Xiaobei looked at Zhou Da Prawn with a mocking look at him, and his heart sank, regardless of whether this gourd was a special order of Xuanmen. Stretching out his hand and pointing to the table, he said in amazement:

"Look! I have this gourd! ”

"Hulu?"

Zhou Da Prawn was stunned for a moment, and then turned his head away, and saw the gourd that Zhang Xiaobei had smashed on the table just now.

"It's just such a broken gourd, you dare to say that it is a special order of the Xuanmen?" Zhou Da Prawn pointed to the gourd, so angry that he almost dropped it.

"You little rabbit cub couldn't have been smashed in the head by this gourd when you ran out just now, right?"

"How do you know?"

Zhang Xiaobei's words were also unintentional, but as soon as it came out, everyone on the admissions desk immediately turned their backs with laughter!

"Hahaha...... You little bunny, it seems that you are not only a piece of waste, but also a big fool! Hahaha......"

Listening to the ridicule like the waves coming, Zhang Xiaobei suddenly became unusually calm at this moment. snorted coldly at Zhou Da Prawn, and didn't care about others' ridicule of him. He grabbed the gourd from the table, and then tossed and turned.

"I advise you a little rabbit cub, let's hurry up and hold this broken gourd of yours and get out of our Xuanmen! Otherwise...... Hahaha...... Otherwise, if I change my mind later, then you big fool, don't blame me for not finishing with you! Zhou Da Prawn sat on the chair with his big belly, and he was about to laugh.

But at such a time, Zhou Da Prawn suddenly accidentally kicked his feet, and then kicked all the 'trial spirit fruits' placed under the table on the ground.

Looking at these "trial spirit fruits" scattered on the ground, those candidates who came to participate in the registration under the admissions desk were all eager to run up and grab them.

But before they could take action, Zhang Xiaobei quickly bent down first, gathered all those 'spirit fruits' in front of him, and then sat on the ground and started eating!

"Humph! Just go, master, I'm going to eat your Xuanmen poor! ”

"You little bunny, don't think I dare to smoke you?"

Although Zhou Da Prawn had horizontal hair on his face, he stretched out his hand to hit Zhang Xiaobei, but he still retracted it. Because there are regulations in the Xuanmen, you can't use the immortal law on mortals, otherwise, you will be abolished for your lifelong cultivation and expelled from Lingjian Mountain.

"Come on, hurry up and grab the 'Spirit Fruit' in the hand of this little rabbit cub! Hurry up, hurry up! In desperation, Zhou Da Prawn only said hello, and immediately walked out a few Xuanmen disciples.

But these Xuanmen disciples had just walked to Zhang Xiaobei's side, and before they could make a move, Zhang Xiaobei suddenly opened his throat and shouted and screamed, playing a scoundrel.

"Kill people! The disciples of the Xuanmen are going to kill people and kill their mouths! Come on! Kill people! ”

As soon as Zhang Xiaobei shouted like this, these Xuanmen disciples didn't dare to move. After all, they are all pressed by door rules. So they all looked at him viciously, full of resentment in their hearts!

"Kill people? You uneducated little bunny! Zhou Da Prawn was completely bitter at this time, and thought: If this little rabbit cub continues to call like this, it will be troublesome if he attracts other elders!

"Okay, okay, you little scoundrel! I'll let you eat, let you eat! But you don't want to scream anymore, okay? ”

"Okay!"

Zhou Da Praw really wanted to rush up and strangle Zhang Xiaobei at this time, and when he watched him eat the spirit fruit, Zhou Da Prawn felt like he was dripping blood.

Because this test spirit fruit can not only test the level of the spirit root's qualifications, but also help immortal cultivators prolong their lives and increase their cultivation! Therefore, the Spirit Fruit is extremely precious in the Xuanmen, and it can be said that it is very rare for immortal cultivators, and only disciples who have made contributions to the Xuanmen can obtain such a small one.

Especially for mortals like Zhang Xiaobei, this spirit fruit is like a rare treasure. Eat just one, you can test the level of the spiritual root; If you eat two, you can go ten days without eating or sleeping; Eating three can eradicate all incurable diseases and make people feel rejuvenated; If you eat four, you can travel thousands of miles in a day and eight hundred in a night; And after eating five, in the mortal world, it can be described as godlike!

Now Zhang Xiaobei is good, he actually brought this spirit fruit to eat as a meal, and he is still like a nobody. Seeing the other candidates who came to sign up, it was called envy, jealousy and hatred, and everyone stood there and looked at him, swallowing their saliva.

At this time, Zhou Da Prawn suddenly had a bad idea in his mind, planning to take this opportunity to humiliate Zhang Xiaobei fiercely. So he asked him unkindly, and said, "Little rabbit, how does this taste of the spirit fruit?" Okay, right? ”

"The taste? So-so! It's just a little too sweet! ”

"Hey! You little bunny! It's cheap, and it's good, right? ”

looked at Zhang Xiaobei, who was still sitting on the ground and eating a lot, and suddenly became so angry that Zhou Da Prawn was a nameless fire. But as soon as he thought of the swishing idea in his heart, Zhou Da Prawn temporarily suppressed the fire.

"Little bunny, do you dare to make a bet with grandpa and me?"

"Bet? How to gamble? At this time, Zhang Xiaobei deliberately threw a fruit pit at the feet of Zhou Da Prawn, and made an innocent look.

"It's very simple, if you little rabbit loses, then you have to let me Zhou prawns...... Kick you! Zhou Da Prawn said this in a loud voice, as if he was afraid that others would not hear it.

"And what if you lose?" When Zhang Xiaobei heard this, he immediately stood up and became interested.

"I lose? Will I lose? If I can lose Zhou Da Prawn, then I will recognize you as a father! ”

"That's what you said!"

"Of course I said it!"

As everyone knows, at the same time, the gourd that Zhang Xiaobei has been holding in his hand suddenly appeared and disappeared, emitting faint red light......

"Humph! Dead big fat man, I'll say this to you, master, I answered! ”

Zhang Xiaobei agreed to Zhou Da Praw without hesitation, but he didn't notice the change on the gourd, and after a few faint flashes, he became calm again.

"Then don't you regret it?" Zhou Da Prawn looked at Zhang Xiaobei with a wicked smile, as if he already had some plan in his heart.

"Humph! What I said, Master, has always been a word, and it is difficult to chase after six horses! ”

"Six horses are hard to chase? You uneducated little bunny! You just snort, I see how long you can snort? Zhou Da Prawn said, and sat down on the chair with triumph, holding back the happiness in his heart.

"Who loses and who wins is not necessarily strangled! Tell me, what are you going to bet with me? Zhang Xiaobei jumped to a chair next to him, sat down with Erlang's legs crossed, and didn't care about other people's reactions.

"It's also very simple, just bet on whether this test spirit fruit will be useful to you? As long as there will be smoke on your head, even if I lose Zhou prawn! Hey! But if not, then you're going to have to let me kick it! ”

"What?" When Zhang Xiaobei heard this, he was instantly dumbfounded!

After all, Zhang Xiaobei had already eaten a spirit fruit before, and it really proved that he had no spirit root! And Zhou Da Prawn is now going to bet with him about this, making it clear that he wants to humiliate Zhang Xiaobei and not give him any hope of winning. So Zhang Xiaobei, who knew this, was as if he was slashed by a thunderbolt, and he was directly stunned, unable to speak.

But Zhou Da Prawn looked at Zhang Xiaobei at this time, but his mouth was almost smiling. Especially in his heart, he feels even more beautiful. Thinking of another bad idea, he said, "Later, as long as you little rabbit loses, I'll kick you down and sit on top of you." With your small body, how can you withstand the weight of my Zhou prawns? Even if I don't crush you to death, it can cripple you. Hmph, wait for you to die! ”

Then, Zhou Da Prawn asked a Xuanmen disciple next to him to bring a stick of incense. After clicking on it, Zhou Da Prawn only waved his hand, and the few Xuanmen disciples just now immediately ran to the gate of the admissions desk and blocked the way down the mountain. I was afraid that Zhang Xiaobei would lose and not admit it, and run away like before.

"Don't say I don't care about you little rabbit, I'll give you a stick of incense! If this incense is burned and there is no smoke on your head, then you will lose! ”

"Dead fatty, you're obviously cheating!" Zhang Xiaobei had a gloomy face, and he couldn't wait to fry the Zhou prawns directly!

"Foolish? Didn't you learn it from your little bunny? Besides, aren't you just a word, and it's hard to chase after six horses? How? Your horse is gone? ”

"Humph! Gamble, gamble, I'm not afraid of you, sir! ”

"Wow! Still hard-mouthed? Okay, I'll just wait to see how you lose to me! Zhou Da Prawn yawned, and he didn't bother to take care of Zhang Xiaobei again.

In fact, Zhang Xiaobei is not hard-mouthed, but he knows the truth of a promise. So even though he knew that he would definitely lose, he still refused to lose the bet he had just made. Moreover, there was no way back for him. Therefore, although Zhang Xiaobei was very annoyed that Zhou Da Prawn was cheating him like this, he knew more in his heart that if he really wanted to blame, he would have to blame this inexplicable gourd that fell from the sky!

"Which turtle grandson used me to break the gourd pit? If I had known who it was, I would have skinned him! At this time, Zhang Xiaobei held this gourd in both hands, gritted his teeth and gnashed his teeth, and saw that it was a nameless fire.

I was suddenly angry in my heart, and then squatted down and picked up this gourd, and smashed it on the ground with "popping", eager to smash it to a pulp!

"Broken gourd! Rotten gourd! Tell you to pit me...... Call you to pit me! ”

"You little bunny is crazy, aren't you?" Zhou Da Prawn was confused.

"Humph! Do you want to care? I just like to smash, how to drop? ”

Zhang Xiaobei completely ignored the strange eyes of Zhou Da Prawn and other people, and desperately wanted to smash this gourd! When Zhou Da Prawn saw it, he thought he was going crazy. Stretched, leaned back in the chair, and watched Zhang Xiaobei continue to go crazy.

But smashing and smashing, Zhang Xiaobei suddenly found that there was a burst of red light on the gourd again. Because it was very weak, no one else noticed it except Zhang Xiaobei himself.

"Huh? How can this gourd still glow? Zhang Xiaobei fixed his eyes and wanted to take a closer look.

But suddenly, this burst of red light suddenly retracted, and a rune cracked out on the gourd, and then with a "whoosh", it ingested Zhang Xiaobei's face door.

As soon as the spell was ingested into his body, all of a sudden, Zhang Xiaobei felt that there seemed to be a warm current rising between his heart. Then following his meridian veins, he began to jump towards the Heavenly Spirit Cover!

"Zhang Xiaobei, why are you little rabbit cub stunned? I can tell you, I have been betting with others for half my life, and I have never lost! ”

Zhou Da Prawn suddenly closed his eyes proudly at this time, and boasted to Zhang Xiaobei leisurely, looking smug.

"Do you know what my juniors usually call me? It's really not like I'm blowing with you little rabbit, almost every time I do, I can make them lose nothing, and they are left with an empty skin. ”

"So, they all call me Zhou Papi! Awesome, right? ”

"When you little rabbit cub met me today, it was really a big blood mold that has fallen for eighteen lifetimes! If you really know how to smoke on your head, don't say that you are your father, that is, from now on, I will be willing to be a cow and a horse for you, you say to the east, I will never go west! ”

"What you said is true?"