Chapter 101: Chengdu Crackdown on Thieves (2)
Under the city, after waiting in place for about a quarter of an hour, Li Xiaofeng on horseback beside Lin Feng began to shake his body back and forth as if he had been caught in a flea, and even the facial features on his face twisted a few times from time to time, and he seemed to be in a very bad mood.
"Xiaofeng, what's wrong with you? How do you think you're always twisting and twisting? Finally, Zhou Chen, who couldn't stand it on the other side, asked in a low voice. Because the two grew up in a village, although they didn't have much contact in the past, they grew up in a small village, and they are familiar with each other, and they are both the leading generals of the Feng family army at this time, so they are naturally more casual and cordial in terms of title.
"No, I'm fine!" Li Xiaofeng had been holding back for a long time, and at this time, he sprinkled the dissatisfaction in his heart on Zhou Chen, shook his shoulders twice, and the armor on his body made a noise, glanced at Zhou Chen, who was asking, raised his head slightly in the direction of Lin Feng, and muttered in a low voice: "Isn't it my brother-in-law, let everyone stay here to bask in the sun this good time?" ”
"Huh!" Lin Feng naturally heard the whispered conversation between the two, and couldn't help laughing, turned his head to look at Li Xiaofeng and chuckled, "Could it be that I ordered the whole army to fly up to the city?" And then beat the enemy army to the ground? Why don't you take the lead and fly up there first? I don't have the skills to do that anyway! ”
"Haha." The core generals centered on Lin Feng suddenly let out a low laugh, and they all shifted their eyes to Li Xiaofeng, who was a little embarrassed, and their expressions full of jokes were undisguised.
"Hmph." Li Xiaofeng didn't care, after all, Lin Feng's words were not wrong at all, not to mention that he couldn't fly at all, he just couldn't help but complain, but Li Xiaofeng viciously glared at everyone who was laughing and wanted to see his jokes, and this move caused the laughter to be even greater, and the atmosphere of the scene was no longer as dead and silent as just now.
"Xiaofeng, are you going to call the formation?" Lin Feng looked at everyone with a smile in the corner of his eyes, groaned slightly, and asked with a low smile.
"Huh?" Li Xiaofeng didn't react for a while, he was stunned on horseback for a moment, and then saw that Lin Feng's expression didn't look like he was joking with himself, but he was still not sure, so as not to cause a group of 'unconscientious' guys around him to laugh at him again, so he just asked with a surprised face: "Brother-in-law, are you really going to call the battle?" ”
"Of course! Do you think I'm lying to you? I am now the commander of the whole army, and every word is a military order, how can I say that I will take it back? Lin Feng nodded with a smile, and after seeing Li Xiaofeng's eyes that were still a little unbelieving, he raised his hand and pointed at Xiyang in the air in the east and explained with a smile: "Calculate the time, the siege troops are almost here, before attacking the city, it's good to go to the city to kill their sharpness first!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Xiaofeng immediately realized, he was already a little impatient, he immediately hugged his fists and agreed, and was about to grab the reins and urge the war horse, Lin Feng hurriedly waved his hand to stop and add: "Tell Chen Lao Thief, what is the meaning of loyalty and patriotism!" ”
Just pinched the horse's belly, after hearing this, it was like a mouse being caught in the tail, he pulled the reins in his hand tightly, turned his head to stare at Lin Feng and asked, "What?!" ”
"Don't you know what it means to be loyal and patriotic? I will popularize it for Chen Lao Thief in a while! Lin Feng looked up and down at Li Xiaofeng, who was a little fierce, as if he suddenly didn't know him, and asked with a blank face.
"Isn't loyalty to the monarch and patriotism the same as loyalty to the monarch and patriotism? How else can it be popularized? How to tell? Li Xiaofeng's facial features suddenly distorted a little, and he already suspected that Lin Feng was indeed joking with himself, and he couldn't help but frown even deeper.
"Alas! Look at me! Forget about such a big thing! Lin Feng patted his thigh, and suddenly remembered that Li Xiaofeng had lived in poverty since he was a child, and he had not received any good education at all.
Seeing this, Lin Feng had no choice but to wave his hand, raised his head casually and smiled: "Whatever you want, if you can't scold a few more words, it's okay to be angry!" ”
"Hey, hey. This is easy to do! Li Xiaofeng also saw what Lin Feng meant, scratched his head and smiled awkwardly, nodded, and urged the miscellaneous war horse to go out of the position, and more than a dozen guards lined up behind him at the same time, in groups of two and two, carrying the giant shield on his shoulders, and trotting all the way to follow.
Galloping all the way, a distance of several hundred meters was almost left behind by the more robust miscellaneous war horse in the blink of an eye, standing three hundred meters away from the city, Li Xiaofeng reined in the war horse, first raised his head and squinted to adapt to the daylight, and then looked at the vigilant archers at the battlement of the city, rows of arrows were exposed, and the sharp arrows were steaming with a cold cold light in the light of the sun, but at this time Li Xiaofeng seemed that all this was just decoration, a distance of more than three hundred meters, even if he could shoot himself, The armor on the body will not be easily penetrated.
"Hey! Old Dog Chen! If you have a kind of it, you will come down and fight with the master for a few rounds! What are you doing as a turtle in the city? The thousand-year-old king is 80,000 years old, and you are at most half a hundred, is it a king or a turtle? Li Xiaofeng, a poor-born royal family, didn't pay any attention to etiquette, and as soon as he stopped, he scolded the city: "And those guys in the city who don't know whether it is the grandson of Wang Ba or the grandson of the turtle, if they go out of the city, why do they want to lock up in the shell with the old Wang Ba?" ”
Chen Jingxuan in the city obviously didn't expect Li Xiaofeng to be so vulgar, in his opinion, Li Xiaofeng, who is a member of the royal family, should at least be more polite and polite than Lin Feng, but the situation in front of him is not only different from what he imagined, but it is even worse than Lin Feng, Chen Jingxuan, who is angry, trembled violently for a while, and has lived for most of his life, except for being humiliated by Lin Feng in the city a few days ago, this is only the second time he has been abused, and it is so vulgar.
"Angry, angry, angry to death!" Chen Jingxuan raised his trembling arm, shook his body and moved to the battlement, raised his hand and pointed at Li Xiaofeng under the city, and shouted angrily with a trace of trembling: "You, thanks to the fact that you are still a member of the royal family, you are so uneducated!" Dare to insult this section in front of the two armies, one day, this section will definitely break your corpse, and the corpse will be broken into ten thousand pieces!! ”
Seeing Chen Jingxuan's somewhat unstable body due to excessive excitement, Gongsun Yun hurriedly stepped forward to help him up, and General Wang on the side was even more one step ahead, and at the same time reached out and patted Chen Jingxuan's back a few times and comforted him in a low voice: "Your Excellency, don't be too angry, this guy in the city is just from a low-level common people, and it is inevitable that he is so vulgar, why should you care about his quick tongue!" Adults dissipate their anger, and they don't have to argue with this kind of market hooligans! ”
"Ten thousand broken corpses? Hehe! Li Xiaofeng didn't expect that a simple sentence would anger Chen Jingxuan, and he was suddenly a little excited in his heart, and the words in his mouth were even more unobstructed, ** naked insulted: "I'm not just talking about you, you are the eighth grandson of the turtle king, your father must be, even your grandfather, your ancestor, and the eighteenth generation of the ancestor, the eighty generations of the ancestor are all the turtle kings who have shrunk into the shell!" ”
Listening to the scolding of his own general, the guards also laughed, but the movements on their hands and feet did not stop, lest the people in the city could not stand the stimulation and release cold arrows, while laughing in a low voice, the giant shield brought by Li Xiaofeng was lined up, and the giant shield more than two meters high suddenly formed a shield wall five or six meters wide in front of Li Xiaofeng, so that Li Xiaofeng's personal safety was more guaranteed, and the insults in his mouth became more and more unbearable and vulgar.