With a dry cough, Fang Jun said: "Your Majesty is wise and martial, humble and open-minded, and he is really a model for the subjects of the world. Looking at all dynasties, which emperor was able to examine his own shortcomings and have the courage to adopt the advice of his courtiers? Therefore, please keep your original intention, reflect on yourself from time to time, and never be slow to be happy and not want to forge ahead...... What, the so-called people learn badly as soon as they have money, and His Majesty has hundreds of millions of goods in his pockets, which is very easy to wear down His Majesty's fighting spirit, so that His Majesty is often content with pleasure because of the temptation of these goods...... Why don't you use these goods to fund Weichen to strengthen the Foundry Bureau, and lay an indestructible foundation for Datang, so that Datang can dominate the world for thousands of generations......"

At the beginning, His Majesty Li Er was still smiling, squinting slightly, and was extremely useful to Fang Jun's sycophants.

Who doesn't like to hear good words?

Moreover, Fang Jun, the "minister", can always scratch the itch of His Majesty Li Er, and the sycophancy he utters often makes His Majesty Li Er's cool pores open all over his body, and his heart is refreshed!

Brave to accept advice and broad-minded, His Majesty Li Er likes to hear such comments the most!

However, when you listen to it, it feels a little wrong......

!

This kid is still worried about my inner money?!

Immediately furious, shouted: "Bastard, dare to say that you are not worried about my money? Lao Tzu tells you, there is no door! Is it easy for me to save some money? Do you know how much money I allocated to the household department before? Now that I see that my inner money is rich, I will make up my mind? Don't even think about it! ”

!

Is it easy for me to be the emperor?

"At the end of the Sui Dynasty, the people in the world were struggling to make a living, production was almost all paralyzed, and everything was in ruins, and after ascending the throne, the old hooligan Jieli took advantage of the fire to rob and almost emptied the Guanzhong treasury...... Do you know how those days came by? ”

His Majesty Li Er became more and more angry the more he spoke, and finally became angry, Huo Ran got up and walked in front of Fang Jun after the bookcase, and scolded with a halberd: "I never have more than four dishes per meal, and the degree of application in the palace has been cut by half compared with the time of the first emperor, and the palace maids have dismissed two hundred people, and Empress Wende's dress can't even cover the top of her feet...... I am the Emperor! We are not as good as Qin Shi Huang, who dug mountains for the burial of the mausoleum army, and we are not as good as Emperor Yang of Sui, who enslaved the world by dragon boats, is it just to maintain the dignity of an emperor, and you are not satisfied? It would be fine if Wei Zheng's old man came to me and said so, but you are not only my courtier, but also my junior, and you are simply not a human being! ”

This time, His Majesty Li Er was really angry, and he scolded his head and face, and spat Xingzi sprayed Fang Jun's face......

Fang Jun was terrified!

He didn't even dare to wipe his face, so he could only lower his head vigorously to avoid the splashing spitting stars, regretting it in his heart......

Am I so cheap?

It's okay to tease this Tyrannosaurus rex......

As for the funds needed by the Foundry Bureau, in fact, he already had a case, and he didn't need to ask for His Majesty Li Er's internal funds at all. But just now I looked at His Majesty Li Er's complacent expression a little unhappy, and somehow my brain twitched, and I said such provocative words like a nervous disorder......

In fact, his original intention was to make a joke, and he usually had a lot of irregularities in front of His Majesty Li Er, and he didn't see this person who was so angry because of this, His Majesty Li Er was still very unruly...... But now after listening to His Majesty Li Er's angry scolding, Fang Jun found out that he had stabbed His Majesty Li Er's sore spot.

As an emperor but living a poor life, every copper plate has to think carefully about where to spend it, the history books may feel that this is an excellent quality, but for the emperor himself, it is not a glorious thing.

In particular, His Majesty Li Er mentioned Empress Wende......

The relationship between these two couples naturally needs not be repeated, but as the emperor, he let his wife's dress not cover his feet...... What kind of guilt and self-reproach is this?

No wonder His Majesty Li Er is so angry!

Fang Jun wanted to slap himself in the mouth, but this mouth owes ......

But then again, of course, we talked about your sore spots, but what sentence is not a straight word? I know that as an emperor, in addition to being diligent in government and loving the people, I should be low-key and simple, and use all the money where it should be used.

When His Majesty Li Er was tired of scolding and glared out of breath, Fang Jun hurriedly nodded and bowed repeatedly, and apologized: "Your Majesty, don't be annoyed, it's Weichen who is talking nonsense......

His Majesty Li Er snorted and panted, glared at Fang Jun fiercely for a while, and then kicked Fang Jun's leg and scolded: "You bastard are planning to be angry to death? Hurry up and get out, I'll be angry when I see you! ”

"Yes, yes...... Wechen is at fault, Wechen will get out......"

Fang Jun apologized one after another, walked to the door, heard footsteps outside, ringing and clanging, and faintly heard the sound of talking, suddenly stopped, turned around and said: "Weichen is indeed wrong, Your Majesty has become martial arts and dominates the world, even if it is Emperor Qin, Han Wu and Emperor Yang of Sui, it is difficult to look at Your Majesty's back." What is the opening of the mountain as a mausoleum? What is the dragon boat dozens of times down the river? Your Majesty has abundant internal funds, and he should dig up the entire Jiuzhi Mountain as an imperial mausoleum, wouldn't it be ten times larger than the mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang? Then block the Grand Canal, build a gallop road from Chang'an to Yangzhou, open the mountains and meet the water to build a bridge, and gallop down Yangzhou, which is much faster than a boat......"

His Majesty Li Er was stunned......

!

Since you dare to say such ridiculous words, is this mallet looking for death?

Then he was furious, his eyes were round, and he shouted: "Stop for Lao Tzu!" ”

Where will Fang Jun stand?

"Didn't Your Majesty tell Wechen to get out? Wechen is going to ...... out."

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned around and ran.

His Majesty Li Er's lungs are about to explode, run?

If you run away monk, can you still run to the temple?

yelled: "Come on, give Fang Jun this guy to me ......"

Before the words fell, a delicate and slender figure appeared at the door, it was Princess Jinyang.

Princess Jinyang's delicate and bright little face was full of doubts, and she looked back at something while walking, walked up to His Majesty Li Er, and said strangely: "Why did my brother-in-law run away in a panic?" Ignore people when you talk to him! It's weird...... Hey? Father, your face is so ugly, you seem to be very angry...... Who is so bold as to make his father angry? ”

Interrupted by Princess Jinyang, His Majesty Li Er also forgot to let the guards catch up with Fang Jun and take him down, and said angrily when he heard this; "Who else? It's not Fang Jun, who is not a son of man! ”

Princess Jinyang was startled, it was rare for her father to be so angry, so she hurriedly stepped forward to support His Majesty Li Er's arm, and said softly: "Father, sit down, my son will pour you a cup of tea to dissipate your anger...... In other words, what trouble did my brother-in-law make my father so angry? ”

Sitting on the chair, reaching out to take the tea poured by Princess Jinyang, although His Majesty Li Er was angry, he was never willing to get angry in front of Princess Jinyang, took a sip of tea with anger, and said Fang Jun's bastard with anger, and then said angrily: "Tell me, does this bastard want to kill me?" Do you actually regard me as such a poor and extravagant faint king? It's not like a son of man! ”

Princess Jinyang was stunned, her eyes rolled, and then she raised her sleeves, covered her lips and giggled.

My brother-in-law is really treacherous, he must have seen me come over and knew that I could dissuade my father from punishing him, so he had the audacity to say those words to deliberately anger his father, otherwise how would he dare?

His Majesty Li Er's face sank, and he looked at his favorite little daughter with a hesitant expression, and said unhappily: "What are you laughing at?" Could it be that you, like that bastard, think I'm a dumb man? ”

Princess Jinyang smiled, turned to the back of His Majesty Li Er with light steps, and a pair of snow-white Rouyi pressed on His Majesty Li Er's broad shoulders and gently kneaded, and said softly: "Father, can't you see that your brother-in-law is deliberately angry with your father?" ”

His Majesty Li Er snorted: "Bold, I am the Son of Heaven, do you really think that I can't cut off his head?" ”

Princess Jinyang grinned, blinked her eyes, and said, "Actually, my father should understand my brother-in-law's good intentions." ”

"What?" His Majesty Li Er laughed angrily: "Do you still want to understand him for your father? Listen to what that mallet is saying, it is a sarcasm for the father! ”

Princess Jinyang gently kneaded His Majesty Li Er's shoulders, her eyes were shining brightly, and she chuckled: "So after listening to my brother-in-law's words, does my father still have those thoughts of extravagant enjoyment?" ”

His Majesty Li Er paused slightly......

Well?

Could this be Fang Jun's alternative admonition?

But immediately, I saw my little daughter's eyes burning, staring at her with a little nervousness...... Immediately smiled bitterly.

She's really an outgoing girl......

Princess Jinyang kept staring at her father's expression, and when she saw her father laughing, her heart suddenly relaxed, and she felt a little proud of completing the task......

Since her brother-in-law believed that she could dissuade her father from punishing him, she naturally couldn't disappoint her brother-in-law......