Chapter 331 How to write the word mandarin duck

The next night, after Tianlang came back, he was still chatting with Ling Xihu, and the two seemed to have endless words.

"Friends? Of course, although I don't have many friends, but I have to be behind my wife. ”

"In front of outsiders, why do you call me a girl?"

"Because my precious wife is a silly girl."

"Hey, don't forget my kind words and advice to you, you can have a lot of friends, and you can develop slowly if you have few at present, but you can only have one wife."

"Well, I must remember my wife's earnest teachings, but I don't mean that friends are like siblings and wives are like clothes......

"There must be a lot of clothes, isn't it, Zhu Tianlang, you have the guts to fatten you, dare to say it again?" Ling Xi's eyes widened.

Tianlang's timid hands surrendered, "The second half of the sentence is not what you think, the second half of the sentence of 'friends are like siblings, and wives are like clothes' should be 'If anyone touches Lao Tzu's clothes, Lao Tzu will cut off his hands and feet.'" ”

Ling Xi was so amused that she couldn't stop for a long time, and finally Qiong sniffed, and finally she was fine, and sighed again, "If you dare to only use me as clothes, I will cut off your hands and siblings first." ”

"Let's wash your face first, do you have a like you lying on the table like a man? It's best to find an iron and burn it, half of the face is pleats, hehe, like a Shar Pei. ”

"Zhu Tianlang, you ...... I'm annoyed by you, I'm tired, let's go, I want to sleep. ”

"Hehe, don't make trouble, by the way, if the queen mother and the concubine agree to come down, will I be able to marry you justifiably after the first month of the next year?"

Tianlang was kicked out of the room and asked in the courtyard.

"Okay, but if the two houses agree with me, do you know what to do next before the wedding?"

"Before the wedding, of course, you are preparing for the wedding?" Tianlang frowned and said seriously.

Ling Xi had already narrowed his eyes and ignored him.

"Don't don't, you wait a minute, let me think about it, well, it's a proposal to you? It's not right, the emperor's wedding has a very strict procedure, according to the "Book of Rites" ......"

"Zhu Tianlang, if you pass the level of your queen mother and concubine, remember to chase me again when the time comes." Ling Xi said to the man outside the window in a solemn tone.

"Really want to chase you again?"

"That's right, chase me again, I caught up, all the messy procedures are with you, and you can't catch up with me......"

"What if I can't catch up?" Tianlang asked anxiously.

"What to do?" Ling Xi scratched her head a little, it seemed that she hadn't thought about this question yet, "What should you do when the time comes, you can do it yourself, I'll wash my face and brush my teeth first and sleep." ”

This is Ling Xi, a heart is very big, if you want to understand, you will think about it, and if you can't understand it, you will throw it to Tianlang to think.

Early in the morning, Ling Xi, who had just finished washing, saw the guy again, Ling Xi ignored him and sat in front of the dresser by himself, thrush.

Looking at the beauty in the mirror, the warmth of Tianlang's happiness slowly ripples in the early morning of winter.

Swept Emei lightly, the beauty made up, and saw the guy's pig brother in the mirror, Ling Xi couldn't help but let herself laugh.

Tianlang admired himself alone, and there were words in his mouth, "Wife, Ouyang Xiu's "Southern Songzi", the words and sentences in it seem to be the most suitable for you, called 'phoenix bun gold clay belt, dragon pattern jade palm comb.' Walk under the window and smile and help each other, love the way, the thrush depth into the time is not. ”

"Yes, I'm afraid I should laugh and ask, 'How did the word mandarin duck give birth to a book?' Before you can write the words "you and me", don't bother me if you have nothing to do, according to the procedure I said last night, Miss Ben and you are still ordinary friends.

Belch...... It seems that the little girl said that after the two houses agreed, it was serious to let him chase her again.

Just after breakfast, Pang Tianshou came to urge Tianlang to go to court, after the court meeting, Tianlang rushed to find Ling Xi, "Is it ready?" I promised to take you to lunch with the queen mother and the concubine. ”

Ling Xi hesitated, and Tianlang began to carefully search her face for as much information as possible, "You won't dare to go, right?" ”

"Oh, no," Ling Xi was a little nervous, and suddenly reacted that this was Tianlang's mockery of herself, and said with big eyes angrily, "Who said I didn't dare to come, I just haven't dressed up properly." ”

"Hehe, let's go, the ugly daughter-in-law will inevitably see her in-laws."

"Who's ugly?"

"Yes, you're not ugly, you just love to be awkward with yourself," Seeing that Qing'er was also there, and she was already dressed up very beautifully, Tianlang smiled and nodded to her slightly, causing Yu Qing'er's pretty face to blush and lower her head again.

Tianlang whispered to Ling Xi, "Don't worry, you are very powerful, you forgot that you once made my parents obedient to you, and almost forgot that I was my own child, and I regarded you as my own daughter." ”

"Hehe, you don't come much, you were just a naughty boy who didn't like to read at that time, but now, you have become the prince charming in everyone's minds, and I'm still just a Cinderella."

"Then I'll give you a pair of beautiful crystal slippers!"

Yu Qing'er really didn't understand what the two were talking about, so Ling Xi shook her head abruptly, "But after twelve o'clock, the carriage will still turn into a pumpkin, and I'm afraid that they will beat it back to its original shape." ”

Tianlang said seriously, "Qianqian, as long as I have a breath, no one in this world can beat you back to your original form, if there is really that day, I will accompany you to change back to your original form." ”

"Then what is your Buddha-figure? Stinky fox, big python? Ling Xi quipped.

"No, I'm a frog, the people in the rivers and lakes call me a toad, I've been waiting for your fragrant kiss, and you refuse to give it."

Ling Xi finally smiled, "In Western fairy tales, a frog has at least a chance to turn back into a prince because of a kiss, but here, you won't get a fragrant kiss, only a knife." Ling Xi clenched his little fist and shook it in front of Tianlang, "Then turn you into a ...... 1. Plates, dishes! Hehe. ”

"Wow, it's so romantic, please eat me quickly." Tianlang is too shameless.

"Are you disgusting? Let's go, I'm a cook, your dish is just for sale, and this girl is not interested in eating insects. ”

Tianlang was dumbfounded, "Okay, let's go to the interview now to see if you have the qualifications to be hired as a cook." ”

Ling Xi's eyes were not good, Tianlang hurriedly coaxed her softly, "Let's go, it's an interview, if you like to use it, you don't need to pull it, the frog prince will still hire you to make him into a plate of dishes, hey, do you like to make him spicy or sweet and sour?" ”

Ling Xi sneered and glanced at him, "Alas, you don't have the consciousness to be a toad at all, do you think you're a crayfish?" ”

"It's all good, it's a dish on the left and right, even if it's dragon liver and phoenix marrow, it's just a knife in the end, isn't it all a benefit for the majority of gourmets."

For seeing Ling Xi's figure in such a family banquet, the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother Ma are psychologically prepared, compared with Du Heng Fangzhi, Ling Xi is not carefully dressed, and was ridiculed by Tianlang for a while, but Shi Shiran followed, and even on the way to come, the steps were very big.