Chapter 156 Zhu Xianguan Three Years of Cultivation Ask the Buddhist Temple for a moment 52
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Hearing Wu Gui's words, the four pots and the five ghosts couldn't wait to slap him with a big mouth, and their hearts said, 'How can you still attach your ears when it's like this?' I wanted to scold, but I didn't dare, and I didn't know what they had experienced in Dragon Valley, and they suddenly became obedient to Wu Dao's words. In a hurry, the five ghosts had to spend a lot of effort, first taking off the heavy armor on their bodies, and then going to help Wu Gui take it off, and then the two of them worked together to get the four pots out. After several rounds of tossing, the three of them were as tired as old oxen plowing the field, leaning against the wall of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion and panting.
"Three! Third Senior Brother! The five ghosts sat in red clothes and said, "You are just now!" What is the wrong thing you just said? Let's talk about it quickly, we must not just let the little junior brother go, we must take revenge, take a good look at him, and see if he dares to sue in the future, hum! ”
"That's it!" Siguo hurriedly echoed and said: "We must treat the little junior brother well, and tell him not to tell the master about our stealing wine and drinking in the future, otherwise!" Hiss! At this point, Siguo suddenly couldn't help but shudder, and then continued: "That Dragon Valley is so terrifying, I don't want to go again!" ”
"Don't worry, two junior brothers, listen to me first." Wu Dao slumped against the wall of corpses and bones, and said carefully: "You say, where can he run away, junior brother?" Isn't it just running to Xiaokuang Mountain to hide and hide? Let's talk about it, is it fun to beat the little junior brother? Can it relieve gas? ”
"Can't!" Four pots: "At least you have to beat him twice." ”
"Something that doesn't make a living." The five ghosts rolled their eyes at the four pots and asked, "How can you relieve your anger after two fights?" Have you forgotten what we experienced in Dragon Valley? Hum! How can you relieve your anger after two hits? In my opinion, you have to beat the junior brother at least three times! ”
"Three tons?" Wu Dao couldn't help but squirt: "You two shit, shut up." ”
After saying this, the four pots and the five ghosts really shut up and stopped talking. Seeing this, Wu Daocai continued: "Beating him can't relieve his anger at all, we should use the way of others to treat him as a person, and ask the junior brother to go to the Dragon Valley to play." ”
"That's right!" The five ghosts shook their spirits and said with a wicked smile: "With the way of others, and the body of others, it is wonderful, wonderful!" It's so fun in Dragon Valley, it's time to let the little junior brother go in and play by himself. ”
"That's true!" Siguo also smiled evilly and said, "It's time to let the little junior brother go to the Dragon Valley to play!" But! Suddenly, the four pots were stunned and asked, "But what do we have to do to make the little junior brother be punished by the master to go to Dragon Valley?" ”
"Hey, hey!" Wu Gui raised his eyebrows and asked rhetorically: "You said, if the little junior brother smashed the master with an egg, then do you think the master will be angry?" ”
"Of course!" Siguo didn't think about it, and said directly: "Last time, I accidentally soiled the master's clothes, and his old man almost killed me with a look, it's terrible!" ”
"Tut-tut!" The five ghosts smacked their lips, and they didn't understand what they meant, they looked at Guide Wu and said, "Third Senior Brother, although the master will be furious, it seems that this crime is a crime!" It doesn't seem to be enough to punish the junior brother to Dragon Valley, right? ”
"Stupid!" Wu Dao paused and asked, "Let me ask you, what kind of person does the master hate the most?" ”
"Of course!" The three words of the five ghosts shouted very loudly, but they became smaller in the middle of the conversation, for fear of being heard by Zhao Rui, and said: "The person that the master hates the most, of course, is a woman!" ”
"Anthracene?" Wu Guide was surprised: "Why? ”
"Third Senior Brother, you're not...... Oh yes! Five ghosts: "When that happened, Third Senior Brother, you happened to be an egg, and you didn't hatch, no wonder you don't know." ”
"Stones! I'm a stone, not an egg! Wu Guidao was angry and asked, "Also, what's the matter?" Why does the master hate women? ”
"Ahem! Don't mention it! Five ghosts: "This matter is too long, and the specific process is like this!" The master and the ......"
"Hey!" Suddenly, when the five ghosts reached the critical point, the four pots next to him suddenly said 'Hey! He interrupted him and said, "What are you doing?" What are you doing? What are you doing here? Now I'm thinking about how to rectify the little junior brother, not here to talk about the root of the tongue. ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Five ghosts: "The fourth senior brother is right, it's time to end the matter of the little junior brother first." ”
"Alas! All right! Guide Wu was a little disappointed, but when he thought that he could ask the master about it later, he also picked up his senses and said, "Two junior brothers, in fact, my plan is like this. In my impression, the person that the master hates the most is the kind of person who does not admit his mistakes and talks a lot. As for the little junior brother, needless to say, he must have gone to Li Shulin's house, and he had nowhere else to go. So, hehe, later, the fourth child and I will first take a basket of eggs to find the little junior brother, and then secretly lay an ambush around. As for the fifth, you just want to find a way to attract the master, as soon as the master arrives, the fourth and I will hit him with eggs. ”
"Can't you, Third Senior Brother?" Siguo faintly felt a great sense of uneasiness and fear, and asked, "If this is known to the master, then we won't have to be punished to go to Dragon Valley again?" Suddenly, he asked, "Also, what does it matter for us to do this?" Didn't you say that the whole little brother was good? How do you become yourself now? ”
"Stupid!" Wu Gui scolded angrily: "The black light is blind, how can the master see who smashed him?" ”
"That's right!" Siguo: "And then?" ”
"The rest is easy!" Guide Wu smirked: "The master must be angry when he was smashed by an egg like this, and then he ran to ask who did it." At that time, hehe, we will all brush and point to the little junior brother, saying that the little junior brother smashed it. ”
"Wonderful! Third Senior Brother! The five ghosts praised and said: "This method of planting blame is simply seamless, high!" Suddenly, the five ghosts analyzed: "At that time, the little junior brother will be difficult to argue, and the master will definitely believe that he is really angry, and the more the little junior brother quibbles, the more angry the master will be." If we add fuel to the fire again and make up nonsense, then the little junior brother will definitely ...... Hahaha! It's fun to think about! Relieve gas! ”
"Two junior brothers, the most important thing is that!" Wu Gui pretended to be mysterious and said: "This method can be described as killing two birds with one stone, not only teaching the junior brother, but also teaching the master. ”
"Perfect!" The five ghosts praised: "Third Senior Brother, you are simply a genius!" ”
"Hahahaha!" Wu Guidao arched his hand and pretended to be modest: "Pass the prize!" Overpraise! I like this sycophant! ”
"Then what are we doing here?" Siguo's heart blossomed, and he stood up with difficulty, urging: "Hurry up and act according to the plan, I can't wait." ”
"Yes, yes, act according to the plan, act according to the plan!" As he spoke, Guide Wu and the Five Ghosts also stood up. Then, the three of them looked at each other and opened their mouths tacitly, and 'Heng Hengheng' smiled evilly and said: "Little junior brother, you are finished!" "Hundred Plating" Poetry Immortal Sword Preface Claw Book House The latest chapter is free to read for the first time.