A dragon boot came quickly, so frightened that Cao Wei quickly twisted his waist and flashed, and used his coquettish position to escape the catastrophe.

Turning his head and seeing the emperor glaring angrily, Cao Wei hurriedly picked up the dragon boots on the ground and threw them on himself, and said with a sneer: "Your Majesty is really alive and well, you are no longer human, you are a real dragon, a real dragon throwing things is accurate, come, let's put on the dragon boots first......"

Zhu Youzhu sat down helplessly, stroked his forehead and said, "Cao Wei, isn't I really a good emperor?" ”

"If Your Majesty is not a good emperor, there will be no good emperor in this Ming Dynasty, you are much stronger than the first emperor, be confident, our Ming Dynasty will achieve Zhongxing in your hands!"

"Since I am a good emperor, why do you do everything possible to resign and return home?"

Cao Wei was silent for a moment and said: "Your Majesty, the minister found that being an official is too dangerous, and he almost died several times, and the minister has a bad heart, so he really can't stand the toss." Besides, the minister is uninhibited and loves freedom, and he is really not suitable for being an official, or else, after the minister resigns, he will work hard at home, strive to have a son, let him grow up to assist you, and keep it better than his father, do you think it's okay? ”

The non-existent son said that the pit is a pit, there is no moral bottom line, Zhu Youzhi was bruised, and he wanted to take action to lower this evil obstacle, and after a while, he calmed down his anger a little, and said patiently: "Hua Xu is your hard work, if you really resign, then what should Hua Xu do?"

Aren't you doing so much just to make the people rich and prosperous? I know your thoughts, I want to watch you do something, and now that you're only halfway done, you want to get out of the way, isn't that going to make your efforts go to waste? ”

Cao Wei shook his head and said: "Once the seeds are planted, they will be able to take root and sprout on their own in a few years, and bear fruitful fruits, and there is no need for ministers." To tell you the truth, the minister's ideal is not to make the people rich and prosperous, it is just a casual act in a boring life.

The real ideal of the minister is to live his life comfortably, and it is enough to have a big house, a good wife, and a few beautiful maids...... What are you doing with your boots off? Can you come nonsense, the minister has made meritorious contributions to the Ming Dynasty, and the ministers have shed blood for the Ming Dynasty......"

Zhu Youji's three corpses jumped violently, and he was about to throw them out with dragon boots, so frightened that Cao Wei hurriedly hugged his head and fled. The eunuchs and guards outside the hall were not surprised, their eyes and noses, their noses and hearts, pretending not to see.

Cao Wei ran out of the palace in embarrassment, got into the carriage, and whispered: "Go to Beizhen Fusi!" ”

It's a miracle that the leader finally knows that the errand is done. Zhang Meng responded, then drove the carriage and galloped away, and after a short time, he ran to the Yamen of Fusi in Beizhen.

The captain guarding the door knew Cao Wei and hurriedly greeted him. There were many lieutenants who had never seen Cao Wei before, and when they heard that this person was a pacification envoy, they all stopped to watch.

For this lazy and outrageous pacification envoy, the captains are very respectful, they have heard that there is a royal history impeachment of the pacification envoy, but he was violently beaten by this lord in the court, and the imperial history was scared to pee, and afterwards this Shangguan can still leave the palace unscathed to run errands, it is simply a god!

In the lobby of Fusi in Beizhen, Cao Wei sat on the upper seat, took a sip of hot tea, looked at the thousands and hundreds of households standing below, and said with a smile: "Colleagues, don't be polite, this official just came to chat with you, well, you all know that there is an old puppet who impeached this official, right?" One of them is dereliction of duty, forgetting public affairs because of selfishness. This official is worried, so he came to see you. ”

It's strange to believe you! If you are really worried, can you still pee out of other people's imperial history? Maybe today it was just my conscience that I found out and felt that I was sorry for the money I took every month, so I came to the yamen to run an errand.

Although they thought so in their hearts, the thousands of households and hundreds of households didn't dare to say this, not to mention that the officials and universities crushed people to death, just the courage to beat the imperial history above the court was enough for them to bow their heads and not dare to be disrespectful.

Everyone wants to live, so they don't think about it so much. Wherever errands are done, there are indispensable people who tend to be inflammatory, so when Cao Wei finished speaking, a man jumped out, his eyes were slightly red and said: "My lord, you don't have to worry, although you are not in the yamen all day, but you are still worried about your subordinates in your heart, with a superior official like you, your subordinates can do errands with peace of mind!"

That old ...... Yushi only knows the noise, where do you know your mind, adults must not take it to heart, so as not to get angry. ”

The sycophants slapped loudly, and the others scolded in their hearts, and then followed with flattery. Qian Ning looked at the group of colleagues in front of him, and felt a little glad in his heart, he had to know Shangguan in advance, otherwise the status of this first dog leg might not be guaranteed.

Flattery is fine, if you are serious, then you lose. Cao Wei listened to the sycophants of his subordinates without changing his face, and said with a smile: "Brothers, do a good job, the official naturally can't treat you badly, this month, the brothers' salaries are distributed according to double shares, and the silver is out of the official, and it just so happens that the official has recently made a small fortune......"

Privately intercepted more than one million taels of silver, Cao Wei's waist board was a lot harder, and when he talked about silver, he was full of anger, and the others were excited when they heard it, and they flattered him hard. This time, the flattery is a bit sincere, no matter how much the leader says, it is better to actually send a small amount of money, after all, everyone has a mother-in-law and children to support at home.

"Okay, you all go down on errands, Qian Qianhu stays ......"

Thousands of households and hundreds of households naturally obeyed the order and retreated, and when they left, they also glanced at Qian Ning enviously, they all knew that the Lord and Qian Ning had private things to say, and they couldn't wait to replace them, it is rare to see such a generous Shangguan, and they will have to hug their thighs in the future.

Qian Ning puffed up his chest proudly and said respectfully: "My lord, do you want to check the imperial history of the capital?" ”

It is worthy of being a henchman, in a word!

Cao Wei nodded and said: "This official is the Jinyi Guard's envoy, the most evil villain, he is polite to them on weekdays, but he is regarded as weak and bullied by them." In this case, the official should also show his fangs and let them know who can be provoked and who cannot be provoked! ”

"Don't worry, my lord, my subordinates will definitely find out what color this Imperial Lord's underwear is......"

Cao Wei glanced at him and said, "The official saw that you were smiling lewdly and your face was full of red light, there must be some happy event, say it and listen to it." ”

"My lord, my mother-in-law is happy, ha! When the child is full moon, remember to come and drink the wedding wine. ”

Cao Wei looked at him straight and said, "Do you know what it means to come first and then come?" Can't you wait for the officer? ”

"My lord, the land at home is good land, and the subordinates are willing to work hard, and it is also the right thing to grow fruit, how can this matter wait...... What are you thinking, my lord? ”

Cao Wei sighed and said leisurely: "I wonder if it is because of the mismatch between the body and the soul that causes cell division and mutation, so that I can't have children, or whether this body is actually dead, and this official is just a walking corpse......"

"My lord, although my subordinates don't understand what you're saying, my subordinates tell you as someone who has come over that you will always have a good result if you work hard and work weekdays."

"I hope so!"