Bars felt that he was about to be mad, and he thought that he would be treated with the hospitality of the Ming officials when he arrived in Beijing, but after arriving in Beijing, he found that no one cared about him at all.

A humble little official brought the warriors of the grassland to the Siyi Pavilion and disappeared, from the early morning to the present, not a drop of rice, and his stomach was already growling with hunger. As the most important son of the Great Khan of the steppe, when did he suffer such an insult. The wolf god is above, if you let yourself know who the Ming official in charge of the reception is, keep it and blow him off in the head with a punch.

"Boy, do you know who the official is in charge of receiving foreign envoys?"

Listening to the lame and murderous words, Cao Wei's heart trembled, and he had a feeling that if he said that he was the official in charge of receiving them at this time, he would definitely be bloodied on the spot, and his death would be miserable.

This group of barbaric Tatars didn't know what was wrong, they were so angry when they first came to Beijing, it seemed that they needed to help them vent their fire......

"Hey!" Bars glared angrily, stepped forward and grabbed Cao Wei's collar and said, "Are you deaf?" The warriors of the steppe are asking you, who is the official who is responsible for receiving the foreign envoys? ”

"Who are you?"

Baars snorted and said, "I am the most valued son of Dayan Khan, the king of the steppes!" ”

Cao Wei pinched his nose and said in a muffled voice: "Pineapple, you put me down first, I'm almost out of breath......"

"It's Balsborot, the son of the steppe!"

Cao Wei greedily breathed a few breaths of fresh air after being released, and in his opinion, the smell of this Tatar envoy was like a rotten egg that had been left for a year, and it smelled like a fairy wanting to die, it was simply worse than death.

"Pineapple envoy, my family is sick, very sick, it is said that it is a congenital stromal cell hyperplasia combined with intestinal neuronal dysplasia syndrome, and I vomit as soon as I go out, so I can't come to receive you."

Bars glared at him and said, "What should I do, the warriors in our steppe are already hungry and thirsty!" ”

Cao Wei smiled shyly and said, "Don't worry, our adults can't come, so we specially sent villains to entertain the warriors." I heard that the men in the grassland are all brave and bold people, and the villains have admired them for a long time. The villain will bring the best meat and the strongest wine for the warriors to enjoy. ”

Bals laughed and said, "You, very good, if you were born in our steppe, you would also be a warrior." Hurry up and prepare food and drink, and don't make the warriors of the steppe wait too long. ”

Cao Wei bowed his hand and said goodbye, and Bals patted his belly and said: "I heard that the Han people are treacherous and cunning, but I didn't expect that there would be such a simple and honest person, if he is not a Han, I really want him to follow me to gallop on the grassland......"

If people who know Cao Wei hear what Bars said, they will definitely laugh off their big teeth, in the eyes of enemies, Cao Wei is cunning and treacherous, in the eyes of friends, Cao Wei is witty, but no matter what kind of evaluation, only honest and honest can not be touched.

In the past, Sha Po Wolf also felt that Cao Wei was honest and honest, but since Cao Wei destroyed Sishan Island and burned more than 20,000 people to death, he felt that Cao Wei was the biggest villain in the world.

Out of the Siyi Pavilion, Cao Wei did not go to the restaurant, but went to a pharmacy, saw an old gentleman with white hair, and arched his hand: "Uncle, my donkey is broken, running around all day long, and has been yelling, and I can't be idle for a moment, which is really heartbreaking." May I ask my husband, is there a simple and quick way to solve this problem? ”

The old gentleman stroked his beard and said: "Spring people are full of restlessness, let alone livestock!" There are three ways to solve this problem......"

"It's going to be inferior!"

“…… This little brother, you are doing this to your donkey? The old gentleman closed his eyes and said, "What a beast!" ”

"It's really an animal, old man, what is this inferior method? If you don't fix it up, my donkey will go to heaven! ”

"Simple, since it has too much energy, let it vent its strength and sprinkle some croton into the grass it eats...... Little brother, don't be busy walking, the old decay hasn't finished yet, don't put too much croton, otherwise there will be big problems......"

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Siyikan!

Bars looked at the wine and meat in front of the table, nodded with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "The wine and meat are fragrant, it is good wine and good meat, you kid did not fool our warriors on the grassland, if you can't get along in Daming in the future, you can come to our grassland, and when the time comes, report me to the name of Balsborot, and there will be warriors to bring you to see me." Alright, you go out, the warriors are going to drink wine and eat meat! ”

"Pineapple makes the minister use it slowly, eat a little more beans inside, yes, that's it, that's a great tonic, after eating it, your whole body will be refreshed! The villain retired first, and the ministers ate and drank well! ”

Cao Wei looked at the Tatar envoys who were eating and drinking, and prayed silently for them in his heart, and then left quickly, and when he left, he also finished taking the toilet paper in the thatched house, and ordered the official to clean up the fallen leaves near the thatched house, and gave them half a day's vacation.

Although the officials in the Siyi Pavilion didn't know Cao Wei, they knew that he was a big official just by looking at his bearing, so they didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly completed the things he explained, and then went home happily.

Shortly after the last officer left, a scream resounded throughout the Siyi Pavilion.

"Where's the hut? No, I can't hold it back! No, it's out of the crotch! ”

"Da Ha Lingmeng (prince), the thatched house is over there, hurry up and ......"

Bars hurriedly covered his abdomen and buttocks and ran in the direction of the hut, and when he took off his pants and squatted down, there was a roar. Bars squinted comfortably, and after a moment looked around left and right, letting out a roar: "Where's the toilet paper?" Didn't you put toilet paper in the thatched houses of the Ming Dynasty? In our steppe...... Ouch, no, here we go again......"

Outside the thatched house, two Tatars clamped their legs, covered their stomachs and said, "Da Ha Lingmeng, my subordinates can't hold it anymore, when will you come out?" ”

"What's the hurry! The wolves of the steppe must have the patience of hyenas, and you will wait another half an hour, ouch...... If it doesn't work, just solve it outside...... Here we go again......"

"Da Ha Lingmeng, the merchants of the Ming Dynasty are all black-hearted, the meat they sell is spoiled, and the cattle and sheep in our grassland are the most delicious ......"

Bals said in a sullen voice: "Stupid, it's not a problem of meat at all, it's a problem of beans, we were all deceived by that honest boy, ahh That kid isn't honest at all, and I, Bals, even have a time when I look away, that cunning kid...... No, here we go again! ”

Bars is not a stupid person, on the contrary, he is very smart, otherwise he would not have understood it so quickly, but he understood it a little late, and today's Siyi Pavilion is not destined to be peaceful......

On the way home, Cao Wei hummed an unknown song indiscriminately, and secretly thought in his heart, a big bowl of croton, presumably those Tatars have to toss until tomorrow, so that he can at least stop for two or three days......