Chapter 873: I've Never Seen Such a Shameless ......
In addition to the upcoming military training and physical fitness assessment tests, the most headache for Zhuang Zheng is the internal affairs of Chen Sheng and Yuan Chengcheng.
The first thing that all cadets in military academies have to face when they enter a military academy is internal affairs, one of the three major regulations, which is one of the basic norms of soldiers, and that is a big thing than the sky.
When I solemnly reported for duty, the instructor in charge of the reception saw that he was a growth cadre, so he hardly explained much, and said that you should go back to the dormitory and clean up by yourself according to the regulations of the army.
But Chen Sheng and Yuan Chengcheng are different.
Captain Yu Chen explained, the internal affairs of these two new students, you, as the squad leader, should give more guidance.
A little guidance......
In fact, when he was a recruit, the most annoying thing at the beginning was internal affairs.
But after becoming a squad leader, the most annoying thing is also teaching recruits housekeeping.
According to the regulations of the school, all items are precisely positioned, all neatly aligned, including the number, variety and order of shoes under the bed, the direction of the towel in the basin, toothbrush and toothpaste must be the same, the clothes in the cabinet must be folded out of the edges and corners, from the outside it is a neat sense of hierarchy, each layer is about 5 cm thick, the top layer is folded with a white sheet and covered, and the surface must be completely flat.
Folding quilts is the most basic but also the most difficult, just taken out of the munitions warehouse, all wrinkled, in order to fold into a "tofu block" effect, you must first flatten it.
What's worse is that the school and the army are the same, they also like to engage in small competitions, and the team is happy to do it once a week.
What is the excellent housekeeping mobile red flag, what is the training mobile red flag, after the evaluation, whoever has the highest score will take the red flag back and hang it in the bedroom.
Although this kind of red flag will not have much impact on the individual students, it will have an impact on the class leader.
For example, when it is your turn to be the class leader, how many times you have won the mobile red flag in the class during your reign, and how many times you have won honors, these can be recorded in the file as your personal achievements.
I don't know if it's useful, it's also an honor, isn't it?
Of course, this kind of is not difficult to be solemn.
After being a squad leader for a long time, he became a professional squad leader.
As a cadet soldier, you can't control the rules and regulations of the entire army or military school, all you have to do is obey.
Even in the "Red Arrow" brigade back then, this kind of matter involving internal affairs was equally strict.
Especially when the superiors come to inspect, the whole camp must be sorted out and cleaned in various ways, so as to leave a good impression of the chief without flaws.
The floor is not tidy enough?
It's easy!
A few toothbrushes, a few bags of laundry, and the crevices in the floor can be used as mirrors for you.
Lavatory?
There is only one standard, that is, you can squat in the rice bowl and eat without feeling the slightest nausea.
How?
It is simple, too.
Add a few brushes and a few packs of toilet powder, pour water, don't be disgusting, you should start, such as tiles, that is, the white cement in the tile joints can be brushed out of the original color.
As long as it is not like the training camp of the headquarters reserve, other non-backbone training camps are very easy, at least the internal affairs requirements are not so high, the degree of freedom is much greater, it doesn't matter if the training is tired, and the psychological pressure is not so great.
Looking at the solemn demonstration of how to fold the clothes in the locker, Chen Sheng and Yuan Chengcheng kept exclaiming beside them.
"Wow! Monitor! How did you do that?! ”
"Wow! Squad leader, does it really have to be folded like this? ”
"Yes!" Without even thinking about it, Zhuang Yan answered this question that didn't need to be answered at all.
Yuan Tingcheng shook his big head, and said in a slightly contemptuous and extremely disgusted tone: "Squad leader, isn't this actually doing superficial work? ”
Solemnly heard this, he was stunned for a moment.
It is said that it is difficult to bring the current soldiers.
Changed to a former veteran, he kicked it directly.
But now it is required that no beating, no scolding, or even punishment be allowed.
Be reasonable.
Well, reasonable.
solemnly asked Yuan Tingcheng: "Do you know what this department is called?" ”
"Department of Special Operations!" Yuan Qingcheng was as clear as a mirror in his heart.
solemnly said, "Why do you want to come to this department?" ”
Yuan Qingcheng suddenly became ashamed, scratched his huge head, and said shamelessly: "Actually...... Squad leader, I think so, I'm handsome and in good health, you say, people like me can't be a special forces officer, and I'm sorry for my beautiful face......"
……
That moment.
The entire room 209 fell silent.
No, it's the whole world that is quiet.
Perhaps, even the few latent mosquitoes in Room 209 lying on the wall waiting to come out at night to suck blood woke up from their nightmare because of Yuan Tingcheng's words.
Seconds later, the entire dorm room erupted in laughter that shattered the roof.
"Hahahaha!"
The laughter lasted for half a minute.
Han Dou Sprouts couldn't help it, and said: "I used to think that I was the thickest-skinned, but now it seems that I think of myself too much, Yuan Qingcheng, I compare with you, it is a mosquito and a cow, there is no comparison!" ”
"That's it, fuck, I've seen shameless, I've never seen such a shameless ......" Zhou Hua of the Sky Wolf Brigade also smiled and bent over: "But one thing is for sure, I said Yuan Qingcheng, if you were in our brigade back then, you would definitely be a good hand at lurking, and no one can compare." ”
Yuan Qingcheng asked happily: "Why?" ”
Solemn thought to himself, Mamabi, you still ask?
It is estimated that this guy thought Zhou Hua was praising him.
Sure enough, Zhou Hua immediately gave Yuan Tingcheng a head-on blow: "Because when we are training in the latent, we are most afraid of mosquitoes in the wild, you have so thick skin, let alone mosquitoes, you have no problem when poisonous snakes come!" ”
"Hahaha!"
Several of the growth trainees erupted in pig-like laughter again.
"Gotta get it, you've laughed enough? If you have nothing to do, go and sweep the hallway at the door. "Solemnly knew that he couldn't let a few veteran oils continue to stay in the dormitory.
After all, Chen Sheng and Yuan Chengcheng are still unfamiliar with the troops, and in the eyes of these veterans, they are simply ready-made jokes.
With such a smile, this housekeeping education cannot be carried out.
Han Douya walked out with a smile on his shoulders, and then turned his head to Yuan Tingcheng and said, "Did you see it?" Do you think it's that simple to be a special forces? I said, how much do you know about special forces and special operations before taking this major? ”
Yuan Tingcheng scratched his big head again, and scratched it for a while before he said: "Actually, I don't know much, our family and the people around us have never been in that place...... But my dad used to be a car soldier, and he said that special forces are scouts, and they are very good at training people......"
solemnly thought to himself, he is another father of a pit son......
"Yuan Qingcheng, let me tell you the truth, special operations train officers of special forces, which is a little different from the scouts your father said."
"What's the difference?" Yuan Qingcheng asked very sincerely.
solemnly smiled bitterly and wanted to speak, but he didn't know where to start.
If you want to explain this, you can't explain it until the evening.
"Don't ask anything now, just follow the method I just used to organize the lockers, and the rules I said, tidy up your lockers for me, and I'll check them later."
After speaking, he got up from the ground, pointed to Chen Sheng, who was also going to tidy up his locker, and said, "Chen Sheng, don't be busy tidying up your locker first, come to me first." ”
Chen Sheng heard that there was no need to tidy up those tofu blocks, so he ran to the solemn front of him.
"Squad leader, am I qualified?"
"Qualified ......" solemnly suddenly felt very tired.
He suddenly found himself out of step with the times.
It's the 21st century now, and I've been a soldier for five years, and now there is really a generation gap between young people's ideas and themselves.
"You're not far from it." Solemnly picked up the clippers and said to Chen Sheng: "Before tidying up the housekeeping, I will first tidy up your hair for you." ”
"What happened to my hair?" Chen Sheng took a step back very vigilantly.
Solemnly said: "It's too long, it doesn't meet the regulations of the army." ”
"I don't cut!" Chen Shengyou took a step back: "I have already cut it before I came, and this is already the shortest." ”
Zhuang Zheng said coldly: "It can be shorter." ”
He pointed to his head, and then reached out and grabbed it: "The regulations of the army, until you can't grasp it." ”
After saying that, suddenly he stretched out his hand like lightning, and the person followed and grabbed Chen Sheng's long hair.
"Ouch ouch...... The squad leader taps ...... Hurt! Chen Sheng immediately wailed.