Chapter 18: Thousands of Troops
Zhu Lian looked at Zhao Huan in front of him very suspiciously, not understanding why Zhao Huan suddenly came to say these brainless words to him today, and couldn't help but say: "Your Majesty, but if there is anything wrong with the concubine, you tell me, I will correct it." ”
The reason why Zhao Huan said this is actually mainly because he watched a lot of harem dramas in later generations, so he gave Zhu Lian a preventive shot first, but there was nothing else to do, at this time he said: "No, I just remind you, now is not the crown princess, but the mother of a country, and you must set an example of the mother of a country." ”
Zhu Lian hurriedly nodded and agreed, yes, the identity of the queen, she had never thought about it before, she thought it was a bad thing yesterday, but now that Jin Jun is gone, she is not only a little happy.
"Your Majesty, it's not too early now, why don't we rest early." Zhu Lian said to Zhao Huan a little shyly.
Zhao Huan was out of Queen Zhu Lian at that time, there were also two imperial concubines, as a woman living in the deep palace, she had to find a way to get her husband's favor.
Not early? Zhao Huan is not only embarrassed, it is winter now, it gets dark early, according to the time of the future, it is only eight o'clock now, this shouldn't be when the nightlife has just begun, why isn't it early?
However, Zhao Huan also understands that in ancient times, there were not so many entertainment items, so after the evening, in order to save lamp oil, people went to bed early, and after a long night, the two of them had nothing to do in bed, only to make children, which is why every family in ancient times had many children.
"Don't be in a hurry to rest, Queen, I suddenly thought of a more fun game, why don't we play it together tonight?" Zhao Huan said to Zhu Lian.
Zhu Lian saw the excitement of what Zhao Huan said, and was also aroused, so he said, "Okay, I don't know what game it is?" I'm afraid that the concubines won't be able to play well. ”
Zhao Huan said with a smile: "It's very simple, I'll leave it to you, the queen is smart, and she will definitely learn it." Zhao Huan said, came to the bookcase, took out a pile of good cardboard paper, and began to write numbers on it crookedly with a brush.
"It's just that this game needs three people to play together, queen, you find another person, let's play together." Zhao Huan said to Zhu Lian while making game props.
Calling another person to play, this can stump Zhu Lian, it is already night at this time, it is obviously impossible to call outsiders to play, and these minions next to them are naturally not suitable, in this way, then you can only invite other concubines, thinking of this, Zhu Lian couldn't help but feel unhappy for a while, after all, no woman wants to share a man with other women.
"Why don't I send someone to ask Concubine De to come over and play with us?" Zhu Lian said tentatively to Zhao Huan.
"Whatever, this kind of trivial matter, you can make your own decisions." Zhao Huan said indifferently.
Although Zhu Lian was unhappy, he still asked Concubine De to come over.
After Concubine De came over, Zhao Huan had already made a simple cardboard game, and Concubine De came over and asked curiously, "Your Majesty, what is this?" ”
"Oh, this thing is called Solitaire, it's a game I just invented, so Concubine Ai and the Queen should play with me." Zhao Huan said to Concubine De.
Concubine De looked at these cardboards full of ghost drawings, became more and more curious, and asked, "What do these symbols mean by this?" ”
Zhao Huan briefly introduced the rules of the game to the two people: "The name of this game is called Fighting Landlord, and the number on it is 1......"
After listening to Zhao Huan's words, the two women not only covered their mouths and laughed, Zhu Lian said with a smile: "Fighting the landlord, aren't you the biggest landlord, Your Majesty?" Is Your Majesty ready to let the two of us tease you? ”
Zhao Huan realized that now his identity is indeed the biggest landlord in the world, he is not angry, and said with a smile: "Okay, just the two of you to fight me, if you win the fight, I will be rewarded, if you lose the fight, but you will be punished." ”
The emperor's women are naturally not idle people, after listening to Zhao Huan introduce the rules of the game and playing two more games, they have already mastered the tricks.
"Okay, now that you've all learned, let's get started." Zhao Huan said to the two.
"Your Majesty, what punishment will you receive if you lose?" Concubine De asked.
Zhao Huan looked at the two beautiful girls in front of him, as an otaku in later generations, he couldn't help but get up and said: "I don't think it's as good as this, if I win in the end, you two will sleep with me tonight." "One dragon and two phoenixes, this is what Zhao Huan wants to do in his dreams in the future, and this will finally have the opportunity to practice.
Hearing Zhao Huan's proposal, the two women were slightly surprised, Zhu Lian looked shy, and said to Zhao Huan with disgust: "Your Majesty, what are you talking about?" ”
Concubine De glanced at Zhu Lian, but suddenly plucked up the courage to say, "It's all up to Your Majesty's orders." ”
This is interesting, Zhu Lian didn't expect Concubine De to agree, glanced at Concubine De with some unhappiness, and said-for-tat: "I'm also worried that Concubine De's sister won't be able to accept it, since Sister Defei you think it's okay, then sister and I are naturally okay, everything depends on your majesty." ”
Zhao Huan actually said it casually, but he didn't expect the two of them to agree, so he said with a smile: "Okay, I'm happy today, so I'll tell you a joke." ”
Zhao Huan cleared his throat and said to the two people in front of him: "It is said that in the dispute between Chu and Han, Xiang Yu was besieged by Liu Bang by the Han River, and at night, Xiang Yu and Yu Ji said goodbye. ”
Xiang Yu said to Yu Ji: "Yu Ji, this time the army is defeated, in order to prevent you from falling into the hands of the enemy, I will send you on the road tonight." ”
Yu Ji said to Xiang Yu: "King, the concubine doesn't want to die yet!" ”
Xiang Yu's face was painful, and he said to Yu Ji: "I don't want you to die, but once you fall into the hands of the enemy, you will definitely be humiliated by thousands of troops." ”
Yu Ji thought for a while and said to Xiang Yu: "Qianjun, the concubines can still stand it!" ”
Xiang Yu said helplessly: "Yu Ji, but there are still 10,000 horses." ”
After finishing speaking, Zhao Huan couldn't help but laugh to himself, but he found that the two women in front of him looked a little ugly, and Zhao Huan realized that the current situation in the Song Dynasty, saying such a joke, probably made them feel a sense of sadness.