Chapter 253: What a big bamboo pole

Fan Li said: "Lord Wang Sun, you led troops to disturb the people, and you actually harassed the head of the king's father-in-law. You're looking for the rhythm of death. Now you are afraid, and you beg me to save you, but how do you know that I can save you? ”

Wang Sunxiong said: "Uncle, Xi Shi was recommended to the king by you. She can have today, and you can't get there. Mrs. Shih Tzu should listen to you. In addition, Xi Shi's parents have become relatives of the king from an ordinary person, and it is all your credit, you are kind to their family, you say a word, ask them to dissipate their anger, no longer pursue it, and do not complain to the king, Wang Sunxiong can escape with his life. ”

"Haha!" Fan Li laughed, "Your Excellency, you can see it so accurately." To tell you the truth, although I Fan Li has a lowly status, I can really talk to Xi Shi, Xi Shi's parents will also listen to my advice, and I can also speak on the king's side. I, Fan Li, can really save your life. Suddenly his face turned cold: "But why should I save you?" Who are you? Is it my son? ”

"It's not."

"Are you my grandson?"

"It's not."

"Are you my boss?"

"It's not."

"Are you my friend?"

"It's not."

Fan Li stared at Wang Sunxiong and said, "We are nothing, why should I save you?" ”

"This ...... This one...... My lord, didn't we have a one-sided relationship? When you took Mrs. Xi Shi and Mrs. Zheng Dan to Wu Kingdom, didn't you pass by my military camp? Didn't I give you a feast? Did you raise 50,000 silk coins? ”

Fan Li smiled and said, "Adults will really find reasons. Yes, that's the case. But on the basis of this, am I going to save you? ”

Wang Sunxiong said: "In addition, my uncle and I are officials in the same dynasty, don't we still have the friendship of colleagues." In any case, please raise your noble hand and let it go. ”

Fan Li turned his face, looked at Wang Sunxiong's pitiful appearance, and sighed deeply: "I, Fan Li, am really a useless person, and my heart softens when I see others in danger." Well, I promised to talk for you one more time, but, can't guarantee that I will make sense. ”

Wang Sunxiong's face stretched out, and he smiled and bowed repeatedly: "Thank you, uncle!" Thank you, Uncle! ”

Fan Li said: "Wait, don't be in a hurry to thank you first." In order for this to be successful, the first thing to do is to keep it secret. My lord, can you guarantee that your subordinates don't talk nonsense everywhere? If they go around talking about you leading troops to bully the king's father-in-law, sooner or later it will reach the king's ears. No one will be able to save you then. ”

Wang Sunxiong said: "I can guarantee this, my subordinates are veterans for many years, and I have taken them for so many years, and they still have feelings for each other." I told them not to talk nonsense, they definitely won't talk nonsense. ”

Fan Li said: "Very good, the matter is halfway." There is another half that is solved, and it will be fine. ”

Wang Sunxiong heard that there was another half, he didn't know what this other half meant, and looked at Fan Li with a glare: "Uncle, what does it mean that there is another half?" ”

Fan Li said: "Isn't it obvious? You promise your soldiers won't tell you about it. It is also necessary to ensure that Mrs. Shih's parents, relatives and friends of their family will not pursue this matter again, and will not mention this matter again, so that Mrs. Xi and the king will not know about it. You say, don't you? ”

Wang Sunxiong said: "Yes, yes, that's the reason. ”

Fan Li said: "This thing is a bit difficult! You are good at being a soldier, and everyone has to listen to you when you give an order. But the common people are not easy to reunify, for comparison, I persuaded Xi Shi's parents, who are also the king's father-in-law, to forgive you, but what about his relatives? What about friends? I can't persuade them one by one, can I? If only they were muttering in the ears of their Shih Tzu parents all day long. and the neighbors in their village also complained, saying that although they are relatives of the king, what is the use, but they are not casually bullied? It's okay to say it once, it's okay to say it twice, talk too much, talk it for a long time, and something will happen. ”

When Wang Sunxiong heard this, his heart was half cold again: "Uncle, what should I do about this?" ”

Fan Li said: "I have to find a way to shut them up." ”

Wang Sunxiong said: "How can you tell them to shut up? ”

Fan Li said: "I won't talk much about this, my lord, you can think about it yourself." ”

Wang Sunxiong said pitifully: "Wang Sun's brain is stupid, please ask your uncle to make it clear." ”

Fan Li scratched his head and said, "I really can't help you with this." It's up to you to figure it out yourself. ”

Wang Sunxiong looked dazed: "Uncle, when it comes to this, you just tell me directly, what should I do?" ”

Fan Li sighed and shook his head: "Let me give you an analogy, have you ever seen people raise pigs?" ”

Wang Sunxiong said: "I've seen it." But he didn't know why Fan Li said this.

Fan Li said: "Okay! Ask you, when are pigs most willing to sleep? ”

Wang Sunxiong said: "When you are full, you are most willing to sleep. ”

Fan Li said: "What if the pig is hungry? ”

Wang Sunxiong said: "If the pigs can't eat enough, they will bark indiscriminately." ”

Fan Li said: "How can I get them not to call? ”

Wang Sunxiong said, "Give them food." ”

Fan Li said: "Don't you understand? Why are you still asking me? ”

Wang Sunxiong nodded knowingly, blinking: "What do you mean, give them food to seal?" ”

Fan Li said: "This is what you said, I didn't say it." ”

Wang Sunxiong breathed a sigh of relief, the problems that can be solved with money and grain are not problems. He said tentatively, "How much does Uncle think he should give?" ”

Fan Li said: "Five thousand quintals is almost enough." ”

Wang Sunxiong took a breath of cool air: "So much!" ”

Fan Li said: "If you give it to Xi Shi's parents, 100 quintals is enough, and if you even give it to relatives, friends and neighbors, 500 quintals is enough." But this will make it easier for accidents, and all the villagers who have been harassed by you will not have red eyes? At that time, there were many people talking and saying everything, so it was strange if nothing happened. ”

Wang Sunxiong was embarrassed and said: "Uncle, you know, I just took out a little military ration, and if you are a soldier, you will have an accident." ”

Fan Li looked at Wang Sunxiong and said, "My lord, you have been stationed in Yue for more than ten years, and you have looted a lot of money. Don't think I don't understand. I'll check it out. Now that your life is at stake, do you still have to worry about your money? If you take out a little bit of your own money, the problem will be solved. As for me, I'm just showing you the way, it's your business whether you can go or not, when something happens to you, and then you want to find me Fan Li to talk to you, I'm afraid you won't be able to find me. Okay, that's all for you, what to do is up to you, I'm going to Xi Shi's house to see his parents. ”

Wang Sunxiong panicked: "My lord, don't," he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, five thousand quintals is five thousand quintals, as long as the uncle settles this matter." ”

Fan Li said: "Look, isn't the matter over? However, Lord Wangsun must make a promise that in the future, you will strictly admonish your team and disturb the people again. ”

Wang Sunxiong said: "Yes, yes! I can guarantee this. ”

Wang Sunxiong led the team away, and Zimei "giggled" for a while. Fan Li said: "What is Zimei laughing at? ”。

Zimei smiled and said, "I laughed at Fan Jun for knocking on a big bamboo pole." ”

Fan Li also smiled: "Isn't it a piece of cake to clean up a Wang Sunxiong?" ”