Chapter Seventy-One: The Queen Mother Told Me
"Daddy, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl can still meet once a year on the Magpie Bridge during the Beggar's Festival, why can't Chang'e and Houyi even see each other?"
Women are all sensual, even for a girl as small as Nannan, who was silent for a while and took the lead in asking questions.
"Uh...... Well...... this."
Wu Di can't say that this is a story made up by others, and I can't help it-I thought about it, and then said: "Nan, this story is all fake, Daddy is just talking about it, don't take it seriously!" ”
Looking at Nannan's teary-eyed appearance, Wu Di really couldn't bear it, and hurriedly explained.
"You're a liar! Yesterday you said that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are real, how can this be fake? ”
Qiu Luo also sniffled and said dissatisfied.
The backgrounds of the two stories are similar, both have gods such as the Queen Mother, since the first one is true, how can this be fake?
Still trying to deceive people? No way!
Zhou Ziqiong's face is not very good-looking, but her heart is not comparable to the two little girls Nan Nan and Qiu Luo, she was stunned by Wu Di last night, but after thinking about it, she understood, where is such a story true?
It can only be said that he made it up so wonderfully that they fell into it unconsciously and were willing to believe that it was true.
Today's story is also very exciting, but the ending is more tragic, even if I know that it is fake, I still feel a little uncomfortable.
Wu Di saw that he seemed to have aroused the anger of the people, and as soon as his eyes rolled, he thought of a good idea.
Wouldn't it be over if you tell them another story to divert their attention?
But what to say?
China's 5,000-year-old history has given birth to many love myths, such as Meng Jiangnu, the White Lady, and Liang Shanbo, but in the end, they were all rejected by Wu Di.
Do you think, Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall, sad? Sad.
The White Lady was crushed under the Tear Peak Tower, is it sad? Sad.
Liang Shanbo wishes Yingtai to turn into a butterfly after his death, is it sad? Still sad!
I just told them a sad reminder to Chang'e, and then made them more sad and sad, it is estimated that they have the heart to kill him!
Wu Di still remembers that when he read a novel in his previous life, a certain author was sent a blade by readers because he wore a green hat to the male protagonist, and later the author made a fortune by selling scrap iron, and directly wrote the male protagonist to death, and closed the pen and went away, which is very envious (caught) and admired (crazy).
He didn't have the courage to learn from that warrior, and after thinking about it, he thought of a love myth with a happy ending, that is, the story of Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies.
"Don't worry, I'll tell you one more! Didn't the Queen Mother have seven daughters? I talked about a weaver girl before, and this time I will tell you about a seven fairies! ”
"Don't listen, don't listen! The Queen Mother didn't even let go of the Weaver Girl, and the Seven Fairies were afraid that it would not end well in the end, so they didn't listen or listen! ”
Qiu Luo, this girl is very good at drawing inferences from one another, covering her ears and questioning.
Wu Di was also angry, pointed to the moon gate behind her, and said coldly: "Do you listen?" If you don't listen, go out and turn left! ”
"I ...... Hum! ”
Qiu Luo immediately stood up, turned to look at Zhou Ziqiong, had no intention of leaving, thought for a while, and sat down again.
I'm not leaving, it's for my young lady, I don't want to hear you continue to tell stories!
Qiu Luo defended herself in her heart, and then ignored Wu Di.
When he saw Qiu Luo standing up, Lu San was nervous for a while, and finally he could stay with her for a while, if he drove her away again, would he still look at her?
Fortunately, Qiu Luo sat down again, otherwise he would have been able to cry urgently......
Seeing Qiu Luo succumb to his own Y power, Wu Di suddenly felt high and began to speak.
"Once upon a time, there was a place where a poor family lived, father and son depended on each other, and the son's name was Dong Yong......"
For Wu Di's story routine, everyone understands a little bit, for example, at the beginning, it must be "Once upon a time, there is a place ......", and then the hero of the story, Cowherd, Hou Yi, and now it has become Dong Yong, I have to say that compared with the first two, the name Dong Yong is somewhat normal......
The familiar recipe, naturally or the familiar taste, the story grabbed everyone's appetite at the beginning, no one disturbed halfway, and Wu Di didn't have to go into the house to sleep anymore, until noon when Granny Zhang came over to call them to eat, Wu Di finished the story.
This time, everyone's expressions were much soothed, because this ending was good, Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies lived a life without shame, which met the expectations of the majority of working people.
However, there is always such a discordant voice.
"You're a liar!"
Don't guess, it's a thorny head again.
"Hehe, how did you deceive people? I said, is there something wrong with you? In the end, if the two people are not together, you say that I am a liar, and now that the two of them are together, you still say that I am a liar? What the hell do you want from me? ”
"It's a lie!"
Qiu Luo was not to be outdone, and analyzed: "Since the Weaver Girl and the Seven Fairies are both the daughters of the Queen Mother, why did the Seven Fairies and Dong Yong have a child and finally be together." The Weaver Girl and the Cowherd also have children, and they will be separated in the end? Fake, definitely fake! ”
Not to mention, this little girl has a clear mind, and her analysis is reasonable, if ordinary people are afraid that they will be asked by her, but Wu Di is not an ordinary person, he has always been in the second class when he went to school!
"What about being the daughter of the Queen Mother? There are many children, which parents don't have a favorite? It just so happened that the Queen Mother loved the Seven Fairies the most! ”
Wu Di said that he was very serious, and his face was righteous.
"How do you know?"
"The Queen Mother told me!"
"What did the Queen Mother tell you? When? How can it be? ”
"You want to care?"
"You-"
glanced at her disdainfully, smug, I like to see that she can't get used to him and can't do anything about him!
Wu Di once stood out among many Internet trolls and won the title of the king of the mouth, and when he quarreled with such a mouth cannon, Qiu Luo was obviously not an opponent.
"Qiu Luo, don't say it."
Zhou Ziqiong had already discovered this fact, and arguing with Wu Di was like an egg hitting a stone, especially since his views were varied, and it sounded illogical, but you couldn't find anything wrong.
"Wu Gongzi, thank you for your story, it's very exciting."
Wu Di waved his hand and signaled a small meaning.
"I wonder if Wu Gongzi will tell stories in the afternoon?"
Obviously, Wu Di now has a loyal iron fan, of course, there is also a black fan, who is staring at him very unfriendly.