Chapter 181: The Country of Fart
Li Yu didn't remember how he left the Jinwu avant-garde at all, only remembered that when Yang Shaofeng gave the order to disband, those Jinwu avant-garde soldiers dispersed like a tide in silence - still neat footsteps, and a queue like a straight line.
Yang Shaofeng glanced at Li Yi, who didn't belong to his eyes, and said with a smile: "Dajun? Maharaja? ”
"Huh? Oh! Li Yu, who came back to his senses, first answered, and then asked: "The champion called Zhongning, but what's the matter?" ”
Yang Shaofeng said with a smile: "What does the Maharaja think of Jinwu's avant-garde?" ”
Li Yi pondered and said, "What an elite teacher! The division of tigers and wolves! According to what Yang Zhuangyuan said, the Jinwu avant-garde is only a second-level army, but I don't know what a first-level army should look like? ”
"First-class army?" Yang Shaofeng said with a smile: "The first-level combat readiness guard is not the same as the Jinwu avant-garde.
In fact, because the first-level guard station is perennially combat-ready, more training items are for war, so it is similar to the Jingo avant-garde at the top of the queue, but it is more than a large part of the combat power. ”
After thinking about it, Yang Shaofeng continued: "Compared with the second-level reserve guard station, the first-level combat readiness guard station is more like an emotionless war machine, and they will not even be involved in disaster relief and disaster relief.
On the other hand, the second-level reserve guard station, in addition to preparing for war, also has to settle fields, and also has to carry out some messy tasks, and even disaster relief has to participate, and there must be some discounts in terms of combat effectiveness. ”
Li Yi couldn't help but say with some envy: "Compared with the Ming army, the North Korean army is simply a cloud and mud, and I don't know when there will be such an elite army." ”
Yang Shaofeng laughed twice and said, "The monarch wants the North Korean army to be like Jin Wuwei? ”
Seeing Li Yi nodding, Yang Shaofeng said, "You say, I'll teach you." It would be easy to go back and send some people from the Jingo avant-garde to serve as instructors and instructors, and it would be easy to train such an army in a few months.
But then again, Korea is a country that is not to be conquered by Emperor Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, so what do you want so many troops for? ”
Li Yu was speechless for a while, so he had to say in a sneering voice: "Prepare for the Japanese, prepare for the Japanese." ”
Yang Shaofeng smiled again: "The affairs of the North Korean army are the affairs of the North Korean army, and the monarch is willing to rectify the army, so he can ask my Emperor Ming for a decree, and let Jin Wuwei send someone over to serve as an instructor, and I will not interfere in the rest of the matters." ”
When Yang Shaofeng said this, Li Ying's heart suddenly ignited a little hope.
It is obviously unrealistic to expect the North Korean army to be trained like Jin Wuwei, but it can't compare to the army of the Ming Dynasty, and can't it be stronger than the army of the Japanese State? Those damn dwarfs......
After basically a long time, Li Yi spoke: "This matter is very important, and Zhongning can't decide, so I still have to wait until I go back to Korea and ask my father." ”
Yang Shaofeng snorted and said: "This matter is originally a matter of North Korea, and it is also the right thing for the monarch to discuss with the king of Korea." ”
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As soon as he returned to Yang's Zhuangzi, Yang Shaofeng threw himself on the recliner, and after calling twice, he urged Ling'er to hurry up and boil ginger soup, and asked the dog to run and call Zhu Zhanji over.
As soon as Zhu Zhanji, who was full of reluctance, arrived at Yang Shaofeng's house, he asked directly: "Have you got a wheelchair?" Or did you just get a stretcher? If it doesn't work out, I'll go back quickly, my daughter-in-law is still pregnant. ”
After being poured a mouthful of foul-smelling dog food, Yang Shaofeng suddenly felt that this society was full of malice towards single dogs, and immediately squinted his eyes and said: "Get in the car, the kind with the door locked, immediately arrange his wheelchair, and the stretcher behind him is also ready."
After another ten or twenty years, let's prepare it for him, and let him serve the food all over the country with a cloth and a cover. ”
Hearing Yang Shaofeng say this, Zhu Zhanji's eyes suddenly lit up, and he sat down on another recliner and asked, "Tell me, what's the situation." ”
Yang Shaofeng said: "I'm thirsty." ”
Zhu Zhanji picked up the teapot and poured a cup of tea, handed it to Yang Shaofeng, and said: "Hurry up and drink, it's not hot to the touch, and say it quickly after drinking." ”
Yang Shaofeng said: "I'm hungry. ”
Zhu Zhanji simply got up directly, pointed at Yang Shaofeng and said: "Don't you have to inch in, it's good to pour you a cup of tea, if you want to say it, just say it, don't say pull it down, and when the time comes, you can write it yourself!" ”
As soon as he heard that Zhu Zhanji wanted to let him write the recital, Yang Shaofeng's face suddenly changed, and he sneered: "Don't, we are good brothers, if you don't help me write, do you want Ling'er to help me write it?" So, sit down first, and I'll tell you slowly. ”
After Zhu Zhanji sat down, Yang Shaofeng spoke: "Actually, I just took him to the Jinwu avant-garde military camp and slipped around, so that the Jinwu avant-garde came to the school to point the soldiers and stand in a military posture, and there was another volley of firearms, and then this grandson was cowardly, and he praised the elite soldiers of the Jinwu avant-garde, and I wish that North Korea could have such a good army." ”
Zhu Zhanji said: "Then what? ”
Yang Shaofeng smiled and said, "Who am I?" He's got a ladder, and I can't climb up yet? I told him at the time that it would be easy for Korea to have such an elite army, and that it would be as simple as asking His Majesty for a favor and sending Kim Wuwei's soldiers to Korea to train the army for them.
I pondered, if this Li Yi was not stupid, he would go back to persuade Li Fangyuan, and ask Daming to send some people over to teach them an army like Jinwu's avant-garde to come out, and then they would be a little stronger than the Wa State. ”
Zhu Zhanji hummed and said: "That's right, anyway, North Korea is my Ming Dynasty's non-conquest country, and the only thing they have to guard against is the Japanese country." ”
Yang Shaofeng sneered and mocked: "What is the country that is not conquered? Even if you take the country that is not conquered seriously, people in North Korea will take the country that is not conquered seriously? It's beautiful to think about!
Teach you a truth, there is no eternal friendship between countries, only eternal interests, including the Ming Dynasty and North Korea. ”
A country that does not levy?
North Korea is indeed the country of the Ming Dynasty, and since the Wanli anti-Japanese war, North Korea has followed the Ming Dynasty to the black, until Chongzhen hung on the crooked neck tree, North Korea has been using the Chongzhen era name for more than 200 years, directly making the Chongzhen era name become the longest era name in history, until North Korea was destroyed by the Japanese state, and it was officially discontinued after singing the cool and cool.
But Yang Shaofeng just didn't want to take this country that was not conquered seriously.
If you don't pack up quickly, these grandsons will become the inventors of the universe sooner or later, because these goods often did this kind of in the Ming Dynasty!
For example, Zhu Laosi's biological mother is obviously Queen Ma, "Taizu Record", "Taizong Record", and even the "History of the Ming Dynasty" edited by Yu Jiannu all admit that Zhu Laosi's biological mother is Queen Ma: Empress Xiaoci Gao gave birth to five sons: Prince Changyiwen, King of Qin, King of Jin, Emperor Jin, and King of Zhou.
However, in "The Origin of Mongolia", Zhu Laosi's biological mother is arranged as a concubine of Emperor Yuan Shun, and Zhu Laosi is also the widow of Emperor Yuan Shun - not to mention that Zhu Laosi was eight years old when the Ming Dynasty was founded, just a seven-month-pregnant concubine of Emperor Yuan Shun was brought back to the palace and gave birth to a child? How honest is Lao Zhude?
As for the other statement, it is a in an egg, and even more - Zhu Laosi's biological mother is Concubine Qi, a North Korean woman......
As for the so-called "Taichang Temple Chronicles", which can be used to test the identity of Queen Ma and Zhu Laosi's biological mother, can such an important thing disappear completely?
In addition to the identity of Zhu Laosi's biological mother, the matter of Zhu Laosi's killing of 3,000 palace maids was also made by these North Koreans: all the 2,800 people who sat in a row came to kill him in person.
Well, the "Yingzong Record" recorded "let Jin Hei and other palace maids go back to North Korea" was ignored - Xuanzong was sacrificed into the palace by North Korea, and the Jin Hei nurse who was released when Yingzong said that she was the nurse of Zhu Laosi's North Korean favorite concubine, and Zhu Laosi killed 3,000 palace maids alive because the North Korean favorite concubine was killed, and when he came back, he also said not to divulge the secrets of the palace......
The premise that live chopping is a technical job is also ignored - the so-called live chopping, that is, Ling Chi, needs to cut a total of 3,357 knives on people, and the last knife kills, Ling Chi needs about three days alone, 2,800 people...... Does Da Ming have enough executioners who can master Ling Chi's craft? Even if there is, it will take at least half a year, and Zhu Lao doesn't do anything else every day, just watching the executioner filmmaker?
The number of palace maids is not the same as being ignored - according to the statistics of "Baoritang Miscellaneous Notes", during the most extravagant period of the Wanli Emperor, there were only 3,506 eunuchs and palace maids, and counting Zhu Laosi's move to Shuntianfu at that time, it was impossible to bring all the palace maids over at one time, where did the 2800 palace maids come from for him to play?
It's a pity that the brain is a good thing, not everyone can have it, the official news does not believe in the grapevine, the more violent it is, the more vigorously it spreads, and the more it can discredit the kind of news above, the more people believe it......
What's the actual truth?
Similarly, you can find the answer by looking at "Li Chao Shilu".
"Li Dynasty Records" records: On the third day of the fifth month of the seventh year of Yongle, the eunuch Huang Yan, the eunuch Haishou, and the Fengyu Yin Fengzhi went to Hanyang (Beast) to give gifts to the king of Joseon. Huang Yankou proclaimed the holy decree and said: "The women who came here last year were fat, numb, and short, and they were not very good. Just look at what your king respects, so the concubines of the concubines, the beauties of the beauties, and the Zhaorong of the Zhaorong are all sealed. Now the king has found two more women, and only one younger, and more to come. ”
Understood, the stick paid tribute to the beauties to Zhu Laosi, but the envoys sent by the people came over and sprayed wildly, saying that the beauties sent were too ugly......
Shameless with a stick? Who are you Zhu Laosi black?
However, the tribute harlequin offered by the stick is not only disgusted by Zhu Laosi, but even the Jiannu Little Wild Badger, who has always had a heavy taste.
In the seventh year of Shunzhi, the regent of the emperor of the Qing Dynasty, the regent Ono Badger, strictly ordered the king of Korea to choose a Korean beauty to serve him, and when he saw the beauty, he began to scold: "The princess is ugly, the maid is ugly, and your country is not half sincere!" If it is sent beautifully, the previous suspicion can be written off. Otherwise, just wait. ”