As an experienced keyboard warrior, and an online writer who studied and upgraded to Zhongguan Village in the book friend group and Tieba, Yang Shaofeng felt that even if he was not a big troll in the sky, he should not be defeated by the heroes of Dugu, that is also Shaofeng's life, not weaker than others.

But it wasn't until March of the eighteenth year of Yongle, when he had just returned to Shuntian Mansion from the Wa Kingdom, that Yang Shaofeng really knew that he was called the Ming Imperial Troll with Ming characteristics.

Yes, the Ming royal troll.

From Zhu Chongba's establishment of the Ming Dynasty to Zhu Youzhen's unlucky child hanging on the old crooked neck tree in the coal mountain, the Ming Dynasty has always had royal trolls.

Zhu Chongba set the damn "Fengxian system".

The so-called "Fengxian system" is the right to speak and hear about the official with the characteristics of the Ming Dynasty - not only spraying, but also getting salaries, and Zhu Chongba's descendants strictly abide by Zhu Chongba's "Emperor Ming Ancestral Training", and in the end of the Ming Dynasty for nearly three hundred years, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty has not cut the authority of these royal trolls.

What's even more fucking up is that these trolls can squirt as much as they want.

You must know that there is a "false accusation" in the Ming Dynasty, but these royal trolls don't have to care about any false accusations and other issues, they can spray boldly with confidence, and they can't spray less.

Because the trolls also have performance reviews!

In order to ensure the working environment of the speakers, and not to exhaust the speakers, the Ming Dynasty has made special supporting facilities in two aspects:

First, the officials are only responsible for spraying. As for the investigation and rectification, these time-consuming and laborious things are done by a special agency - the Metropolitan Procuratorate, and there are also 110 special political envoys in charge of the Ming Dynasty's Southern 7th and 613th Political Envoys, and by the way, they visit the royal trolls of the investigation team part-time!

Therefore, the Yanguan in the Ming Dynasty is a serious sideways, anyone or anything, as long as they are targeted, they have enough time and energy to fight with you.

Second, there are a large number of officials. The Ming Dynasty was afraid that the officials would be tired, after all, spraying people was a very tiring thing.

Take the six departments as an example, there are four people in the official department, eight people in the household department, six people in the rite department, ten people in the military department, eight people in the criminal department, and four people in the engineering department, a total of forty royal trolls, who are in charge of the attendants, regulations, supplements, gleanings, and inspecting the six departments of the hundred divisions, which belong to the fixed-point spray! Set people to spray! Professional squirting!

You must know that these people are all high-grade, belonging to the Ming Dynasty's official court, the so-called speech official, refers to the supervision of the imperial history of the Metropolitan Procuratorate and the six departments to give these royal trolls.

Finally, they are invincible all over the world, and spraying colleagues has become extremely boring, and they can't produce professional pleasure at all.

Therefore, these royal trolls gradually set their sights on the emperor!

The emperor wants to spray when he gets married, the emperor has fewer concubines, the emperor has more concubines, the emperor has more concubines, and the emperor has more concubines, and the emperor has fewer concubines, don't take the concubines? Squirt to death!

The officials knew better than anyone about the emperor's food and clothing - the emperor did not have any privacy, everything had to be recorded in the "Living Note", and the officials could consult it at any time.

From this point of view, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty is the saddest, people are clearly looking for you, not only can you not blame others, but you also have to publicly praise them when they scold the most!

Probably no one believed it when he said it - the emperor bribed the minister, and the emperor secretly gave gifts to the minister, and the Ming Dynasty happened, and the key thing was that the emperor did not succeed in the end, and it was recorded in the history books in the end!

As another example, look at the combat effectiveness of the officials:

After the change of Tumubao, the one who took the lead in killing Ma Shun, the commander of the Jinyi Guard, was Wang Hong in the Huke Affair - Huke was one of the forty Six-Branch royal trolls in the Household Branch!

Because the scene was too chaotic at that time, in order to make the emperor a good audience, the teacher Yu Qian, who didn't smoke or burn his head, even tore the emperor's dragon robe!

If someone thinks that the emperor Zhu Laosi cannot be sprayed like the later emperors, it is a big mistake.

On the sixth day of the third month of the eighteenth year of Yongle, Yang Shaofeng and others waited for the return of the Japanese kingdom, and someone jumped out at the court meeting, and frantically aimed the nozzle at Zhu Laosi and the bigwigs in the court, and there were as many as ten sprays, from literature to martial arts, one by one!

First, the stupid people of the Ministry of Officials take the money given by the court and don't do what they should do, many of the original quotas should be one or two, the Ministry of Officials dare to arrange three or five, seven or eight, or even a dozen, and the evaluation is unfair, those who have taken seven or eight rounds of the examination will not be promoted, and those who have taken one or two rounds of the examination can be promoted. There must be something wrong with the officials!

Second, what kind of place is that? That's the money bag of the Ming Dynasty, but now the household department is also with the officials, eating people's food and not doing people's affairs, in previous years, the tax grain could not be collected for two or three years, and there were four or five years that could not be collected, the household department ignored it and did not say anything, and every year in the name of urging tax grain to send officials outside, so that these moths are in the township below, so that the people are uneasy, and the tax grain can not be collected, and finally only these spicy chickens are fattened!

It's better now, big guy, you don't collect people's taxes, these spicy chickens don't come back, some stupid people are still urging the arrears of previous years outside, and some of the granaries in various places are so much that they can't fit it, and some are empty and can run mice, he Xia Yuanji didn't see it, it's damned!

Third, the Ministry of Etiquette in charge of etiquette is not a good bird, the envoys of various countries came to the Ming Dynasty, these spicy chickens are not only not good to entertain, but also do not take people seriously, often arrange the envoys to the drunken fairy building even if they live, the boss gave back to the envoys They dare not to withhold it, they should be killed!

Fourth, the Ministry of War is in charge of the world's soldiers and horses, but the spicy chickens of the Ministry of War don't know what the current situation is in the guard, and is there a situation where they eat empty pay and drink the blood of soldiers? Can those Qiubachi still fight? What do you don't know, what are you doing with the military department? Shouldn't it be slaughtered for the New Year?

Fifth, the Criminal Department and the Metropolitan Procuratorate are in charge of the criminal name, and as a result, these spicy chickens are black and white, right and wrong are reversed, which makes people feel aggrieved and have no complaints, and some unlucky eggs have been locked up by them for three or five years or even ten or eight years, and there is no explanation, these spicy chickens are simply ruining the reputation of the country, and they should be dealt with well!

Sixth, the Ministry of Industry is not a good thing - to build the imperial city, the Ministry of Industry uses hundreds of thousands of people, regardless of whether the people can survive or not, the poor comprador materials take a penny to buy a hundred pennies of things and let the merchants make change, the private businessmen can't fucking live, these spicy chickens still don't care about the pit people, and they only care about the people, and they don't care whether people should serve or not, do you say these spicy chickens have a good thing?

Seventh, the rules set by Hong Wuye back then, weapons in the army are not allowed to be privately hidden and privately made for takeaway, but now there are as many swords and swords as dogs in the homes of ordinary people, who made these things? Who sells it? Shouldn't there be an explanation for the War Bureau? Shouldn't the armament bureaus of the guards also have an explanation?

Eighth, during the years of Hong Wuye, the eunuchs in the palace went out to buy things and only accepted in kind, but now they don't accept money in kind, and they charge 100 yuan for a penny of money, and they go back to the palace for a penny of things, and leave 99 Wen for themselves, this is not wanton greed, sucking the blood of the people?

Sure enough, the eunuch without a bird and those spicy chickens in the Ministry of Industry are just a raccoon dog, and there is no good thing!

Nine, when Hong Wuye, the guards and flag officers and sergeants formed a team, and the top knew who their subordinates were, and the lower knew who their superiors were, and now some spicy chicken things were allowed to enter the guard post where they were without authorization, and they also recruited fugitives and scoundrels to fill the army for their own use. Can you do something else?

Ten, many guards have fled from Qiu Ba, and the combat strength of the guards is not one in ten, and some of the guards are simply empty, and they can't even find anyone who can fight, what is the use of those spicy chickens in the Governor's Mansion and the Ministry of War of the Five Armies? What else can you do?

This royal troll named Deng Zhen is really powerful, from the Sixth Department to the Fifth Army Governor's Mansion to the Inner Court, he also insinuated Zhu Laosi.

Then something happened that made Yang Shaofeng, who had just come back, ecstatic - Zhu Laosi pinched his nose and recognized it! Xia Yuanji, who dared to beat Hu Guang in front of Zhu Laosi, also pinched his nose and admitted it!

Moreover, Zhu Laosi also made a decree, requiring all departments, from the Sixth Department to the military government to the inner court, to reflect on themselves, and quickly get rid of these problems, so as to save themselves from being sprayed in the future! If someone repeats it, use their heads to appease the trolls' wrath!

That's good!

Yang Shaofeng usually wanted to toss something, but he was cautiously trying to toss, only daring to provoke Zhu Laosi occasionally, and he didn't dare to play with all his strength at all, many things were wanted to do but didn't dare, and he didn't dare to spray.

Now with Deng Zhen, the queen troll, taking the lead, Yang Shaofeng is finally at ease - according to the theory of "monks can touch me", he Deng Zhen can spray, and I can spray like someone Yang!

There's nothing to say, I'll spray him Zhu Laosi in a while!

The dignified six champions of this son, you let this son be a sesame official from the ninth grade, and you pushed all these messy things on this son, won't your conscience hurt?

I'll squirt you tomorrow!

What county order, what academy or the like, this son doesn't care, this son will go to the Metropolitan Procuratorate to be a supervisor of the imperial history, and go back to communicate with Deng Zhen, a big troll, so that he will work harder to spray you in the future!

Zhu Laosi, who was sitting on the dragon chair, took in the faces of everyone in the court.

When his eyes fell on Yang Shaofeng, Zhu Laosi's face darkened imperceptibly-I was sprayed, and this bastard still had a ecstatic expression? What do you mean? How many dishes?

Zhu Laosi, who was unhappy in his heart, simply coughed and said, "Yang Shaofeng! ”

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