Chapter 80

But now is not the time to study what Wanli thinks, now is not the time to let this little kid go home and tell his father that the guy named Zhu Yidao bullied me and didn't give me food! I don't know if he can't see the food here or what, every time he eats, he stares at the food in front of him, and then looks at the people around him who are gobbling up, so he picks up the chopsticks and puts them in his mouth little by little. Lao Zhu was about to die, but people were always unhurried. Jiang Fei said that this is too normal, when he eats like a wolf who has been hungry for many years, it is strange that your emperor does not skin you.

After a few days, this unusual little kid finally got acquainted with everyone. He would greet each sergeant sweetly when he met them, and begin to say a few words with everyone occasionally on topics of interest. Zhu Yidao was okay, Jiang Fei was somewhat restrained when facing the little kid, and he didn't even know where to put his hand, so he fled in a hurry every time. Zhu Yidao laughed, a big man who kills people without seeing blood, would be afraid to face a ten-year-old child! Jiang Feisheng blushed and explained, this is called respect! Don't be afraid!

Regardless of whether he is respected or afraid, everyone watches Zhu Yidao bragging with the little guy every day, and they all deepen their impression of him in their hearts: This guy really doesn't say anything to his son! But the son of the other family is indeed obedient, unlike the little rabbit cub in his own family, who can't stay at home all day long!

The little kid is very interested in Zhu Yidao's 5,000-year history of China! It's not that Lao Zhu is willing to talk about this, but he really doesn't know what to tell the little kid. After thinking about it, I can only tell him about these things that I am more familiar with, such as the Warring States Period, the Qin Dynasty, and some anecdotes of celebrities in the Tang, Song and Yuan dynasties, such as an emperor in ancient times, to what extent is it mediocre? The ministers reported that there was a great drought in the whole territory this year, and the people had no food to eat, and he actually asked, "Why don't the people eat meat when they have no food to eat?"

The little kid danced with his hands, then shook his head and said, "I don't believe it! ”

Lao Zhu restrained his smiling face and said solemnly: "This is a true thing, it is recorded in history, it is Emperor Jin Hui of the Jin Dynasty, and his father is Emperor Wu of Jin." ”

The little kid looked surprised: "How can there be such an emperor?" ”

"Why can't there be? He lived in the deep palace, everything he knew was allowed to be known by the eunuchs and ministers, and he himself never cared about political affairs, so it was too normal to make such jokes. Zhu Yidao looked deeply at the little boy.

Zhu Changxun nodded thoughtfully: "But how could the emperor let the eunuchs and ministers control?" ”

"When he doesn't care about political affairs and the country, it's a good time for eunuchs and ministers to control the court." Lao Zhu taught bitterly. The little kid didn't speak again, but lowered his head and didn't know what to think.

Immediately after that, Lao Zhu changed the topic, what three emperors and five emperors, Cao Cao and Liu Bei and the like were all in a hurry, and finally there was an audience member who could relieve his boredom. Being with a group of big men every day, Lao Zhu was a little unhappy in his heart.

I didn't expect this little kid to be interested in the Three Kingdoms, and when I asked, I learned that Luo Guanzhong's "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was not only highly praised by the people, but even the royal family appreciated it very much. Although there was no such behavior, there was no objection, so many boring literati and writers tried to find a way to get a hardcover "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" from time to time. Listen to the little kid say, the price of this hardcover version of the Three Kingdoms is not generally expensive, a set of several copies, it costs hundreds of taels of silver!

However, it is obvious that Zhu Yidao talked about the Three Kingdoms and immediately aroused the interest of the little kid, and he yelled for Zhu Yidao to give him a vulgar lecture. What is this colloquialism? Lao Zhu was a little puzzled. The little kid danced and gestured to him, that is, a person, a table in front of him, the table had a case, and every time he came to a wonderful place, that person would snap and slap it, and then say that he knew what was going on and listened to the next breakdown!

After a long time, it turned out to be a review!

Lao Zhu suddenly realized!

So Lao Zhu also began to comment. That's a lot of panache! "Speaking of the general trend of the world, it will be together for a long time and will be ......divided for a long time, and it is impossible to say that several hours have passed, and the little kid is still full of energy, listening attentively to Zhu Yidao's version of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. You must know that the thread-bound books are all in Chinese, but Lao Zhu is speaking in the vernacular, which is not only easy to understand, but also he has added some of his own opinions, which is even more exciting!

However, Lao Zhu soon felt powerless, after all, he hadn't watched the Three Kingdoms Crossing for so long, and he hadn't played the Three Kingdoms game, and some of the plots were a little unrememberable. So he simply followed the example of the proverb and slapped his thigh: "Predict what will happen next, and listen to the next decomposition!" ”

I didn't expect this stop to matter, the little kid shouted for an update! Update! Updates are also shouted outside the window! Update!

The group of brutal sergeants outside the window, when they heard that Lao Zhu was coaxing children, were all excited: Idols! There will be men to coax children! Everyone was lying outside the window, ready to listen to it with their own ears, what kind of coaxing this white and tender Qianhu was. Unexpectedly, this white and tender thousand households would still speak vulgarly, and it was more interesting and vivid than those who spoke at the temple fair, and they were stunned for a while.

When Zhu Yidao talked about the next decomposition, everyone stopped doing it: I was bored when I went back after training every day, and I watched the soldiers during the day and counted the stars at night. Finally, there was an entertainment activity, listening to Zhu Yidao talk about the Three Kingdoms. Who knew this guy wouldn't talk about it!

Lao Zhu saw that the public was angry, so he had to take a sip of water and continue his great cause. It was very late, Jiang Fei walked in and yelled that they were going to sleep, and when they had to train tomorrow morning, everyone was reluctant to leave. Zhu Yidao cleared his throat, which was already a little hoarse, drank a sip of water, and said to the little boy: "Continue tomorrow?" Look at me, my throat is on fire. ”

The little kid pouted unhappily: "You're done!" You said that the first person I've ever seen who can recite "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" without watching it!"

Zhu Yidao was very frightened, there are so many people in the world who read it, can't they recite the Three Kingdoms? The little boy nodded affirmatively, they didn't know anything but to recite the Analects, and there was even such an anecdote about an old and decrepit lifter, trembling to the main hall, and not daring to raise his head and kneel on the ground, trembling. The emperor said a few times that Aiqing was flat, and the old guy couldn't get up, but the eunuch Bingbi asked Dongchang Fanzi to help him, but found that the old guy died because of excessive excitement!

There is also a person who can memorize the university backwards, but he can't even wear his own clothes. Every morning, his wife had to dress him, and a colleague of the Heavenly Prison went to look for him, but saw this person sitting naked on a chair drinking tea, and asked in surprise why he didn't wear clothes? Answer: When his wife goes out, he won't!

Lao Zhu was dumbfounded. It is said that uselessness is life, and it is really not ordinary useless! But you should not despise all the scholars because of this. From the founding of the Ming Dynasty to the present, there have been only two Jinshi with three yuan in the company! One of them is the famous Zhang Juzheng.

No wonder the little kid is so prejudiced against readers, it turns out that he has heard of the unbearable deeds of a very small number of readers! But you still have to read it, but you can't read it dead, you can't read it dead, and it's not all right. Old Zhu earnestly taught. So how do you read it? The little kid asked, confused.

You have to have your own opinions, ideas, and when you look at it, you must ask why? For example, Confucius said that there must be my teacher in a threesome, why? Lao Tzu said that Huang Lao Wuwei, why? Then find out for yourself.

The little kid scratched his head in anguish and asked, "Why is it not all right?"

Who was Confucius's teacher? Zhu Yidao asked with a smile. It's Lao Tzu! The little kid doesn't think as fast as he jumps.

What kind of Confucius studied under Lao Tzu, but created Confucianism? Lao Zhu continued to guide.

The little kid froze.

Think for yourself! Zhu Yidao laughed and went out, as if he was a learned literati, leaving only the little boy alone, and after being stunned for a long time, he looked at Lao Zhu's back and did the first action he had learned since entering the right station: raise his noble middle finger