Chapter 47: The Whole Person Plan
Wei Zhongdao said disdainfully: "Then let's show it quickly!" We don't have much time to pay attention to you! β
Yun Bin's eyes were cold, his fists were clenched, and he quickly let go, and then said coldly: "Reverse Mei Youwenhua, [you have no culture]
Ru Zhi is sad and hateful, [your IQ is very low] I hear you like water from afar, [I want to ask who you are]
Easy to see through spring green. [A big stupid donkey] Cai Yan and Cai Qing looked at each other dumbfounded, and looked at Yun Bin in disbelief. Both of them secretly thought to themselves, "What kind of five-character poem is this?" What is the truth of Yun Gongzi? "Hahahahaγγγ what a bullshit poem! Zhaojun, he is a liar, and he doesn't know where to plagiarize his previous poems! Wei Zhongdao said proudly, he was still very nervous at first, what kind of quatrain Yun Bin said! Because he can't be a "man in life, a ghost in death!" Such verses, but now Yun Bin spits out such children's verses, which makes Wei Zhongdao happy and despises Yun Bin at the same time.
Yun Bin ignored their expressions, and said to himself: "Lonely little poem, please appreciate it!" If you have any shortcomings, please give us more advice! Wei Zhongdao gave a roll of his eyes and said disdainfully: "Look at your thick skin, it's okay!" If you are so obsessed with learning, I will also point you out! Your broken poem doesn't match before and after, it doesn't make sense, there is no elegance, it's terrible! Show you a way, go back and study poetry and books for ten years before coming out to meet people. β
Yun Bin smiled: "In this case, please go to the study and give me personal guidance!" Miss Cai also wants to see the teaching level of Brother Wilt! Cai Yan didn't know that Yun Bin was helping him to support Wei Zhongdao, so he said with a smile: "Yes! Oh, yes! Wei Gongzi, please help me as a life-saver! β
Wei Zhongdao's face was a little unsightly, he was very dissatisfied with Yun Bin's approach, you said that you should study and learn, but you just pulled me! What a hassle. Seeing Cai Yan say this, Wei Zhongdao was not easy to refuse, maybe he showed something, so he said: "You are uneducated, my name is Wei!" Don't call it a mispronunciation! Okay, lead the way, don't waste time and make Zhaojun wait. β
Yun Bin scolded secretly: "You stupid donkey, you can't read the poems written by fake characters, and you still say that you are a cultural person!" What an idiot. I'm worried that the ancients used to use fake words, and they would see my poems! I'm worried in vain. When Yun Bin took Wei Zhongdao to his courtyard, he saw that Mo Yuan, Mo Yin, Mo Yang, Mo Tian, and Mo Di were all practicing the fighting, it was very intense, and they were beaten all around, and it was chaotic. Nibbling on the dent of wow wow looked at Wei Zhongdao and frowned.
secretly despised him: "Sure enough, a group of horsemen, I don't think I should come here so cheaply!" It's bad luck. Yun Bin saw the five people practicing here and asked, "What about the others?" After Mo Yuan and the others stopped fighting and stood in a row respectfully and neatly, Mo Yuan reported: "Back to the young master, Mo Ren took others to move things, as if Guan Yu and Zhang Zhuang had drunk!" β
Yun Bin was speechless for a while, and said secretly: "The ancients were bold, they were beaten to death just now, and now they drink the wine!" As if nothing had happened, the amount of alcohol was still very large, and it really deserved the name of the cow! The wine is all to be moved, although the alcohol content is not as high as in later generations, but you can't drink it like this! Forget it, let them be. Yun Bin nodded and said, "You guys continue to practice!" Don't be lazy, 5,000 push-ups, 10,000 sit-ups! When they come back, remember to ask them to make up for it. β
Then Yun Bin took Wei Zhongdao into the study, but Mo Yuan and the others outside were excited, and they all gathered around for a small meeting. Mo Yuan said: "Brothers, I bet that the boy won't be able to get out of bed tonight!" Mo Yin said with a flat face: "I bet he broke his leg!" Mo Yang hurriedly said: "Mo Yin is insidious enough, you want to do it yourself, right?" But the young master won't let my mother go all of them. β
Mo Tian smiled lewdly: "I also want to go, when the time comes, I will hang Wei Xiaozi naked in the city, I don't know what will happen?" Hey, hey, heyγγγγγγ" Mo Di patted Mo Tian on the head, and said in a responsible tone: "Mo Tian, your thoughts are too evil!" How can you be so shameless, how do you read the books of the sages? If you want me to see it, feed him a few kilograms of aphrodisiacs and throw them into the pigsty! Mo Yuan said solemnly: "Modi, your kid has become bad, I'm really heartbroken!" By the way, are you ready for an aphrodisiac? β
Mo Yang said dumbfounded: "You are all too shameless, how can you treat others like this?" I, Moyang, will never be in the same league as you. Mo Yin still said calmly: "Since this is the case, then may I ask Brother Mo Yang what is his opinion?" Mo Yang smiled, and said with a high-ranking appearance: "Don't you see that Miss Cai likes the young master?" And that Wei kid actually pesters Miss Cai every day, I don't think this kid is at ease, I feel disgusted when I see him in a daze, I think it's better to fulfill him as a eunuch. β
Mo Yuan agreed: "That's right, he is the most suitable for being a eunuch, with a weird look of yin and yang, looking at me with goosebumps at this time, Mo Tian slapped the ground and said, "Then it's decided!" Let's go back and practice. Then no one returned to his post again, and he fought hard, and the sound was shocking, as if a group of lions were roaring, which made Wei Zhongdao feel tightness and impetuousness. Zhang Fei's collection of books is very special, almost all of them are some simple books on calligraphy and business structure, Wei Zhongdao who read it has a big head for a while, and he has been looking for a long time, not to mention poetry and literature, I haven't seen a line of this kind of word! In the end, the bookcases were all turned over, and Wei Zhongdao stopped looking.
Wheezed: "Piff! Ignorant and lowly people don't have a collection of literature and poetry, and they still learn what kind of study they do! It's really annoying to me. Yun Bin didn't say anything, just stood aside with cold eyes and watched what Wei Zhongdao did, without the slightest intention of hindering, if someone is here, you must be able to find that Yun Bin's eyes have changed in temperature and nature, and the faint red light is flickering, which is very scary, looking at Wei Zhongdao's back with fierce eyes like a demonic beast.
At this time, Wei Zhongdao grabbed the pen, waved his big hand, brushed a few times, and wrote a poem on the paper: "The sorrowful rain is deep in the depths, and the single rice is blown out and gloomy." When did the ancient road follow? The white moon in the morning is crowing roosters. [The author created it himself, but it is not a fact, forgive me. After reading it a few times with great satisfaction, Wei Zhongdao said, "But you memorize my poem, and then go to Miss Cai to explain it and recite it, so it won't be in vain for me to teach you!" Yun Bin scolded secretly: "Damn, bullshit poems, Lao Tzu will make hundreds of them!" It's as if Lao Tzu has taken a big advantage of you, see how Lao Tzu repays you at night! β
Wei Zhongdao saw that Yun Bin didn't speak, but stared at his poems, and said very proudly: "If you want to reach my level, you are still far behind!" Okay, I have something to do, so I'll leave for a while, and remember to memorize it quickly! Yun Bin watched Wei Zhongdao leave indifferently, spit on the ground with a mouthful of saliva, and shouted: "You all have entered the material, heheheheheγγγ" The others also excitedly reported the results, and when it was Mo Yin's turn, Mo Yin threw up a small bag of finances and said: "I didn't steal much, I'm a person who reads sage books, I can't be so excessive!" I kindly fed the horses some croton. β
Yun Bin was speechless, this guy is too shameless, he can still say that he has such a sense of justice, talent! Asked, "Croton?" Where did it come from? Mo Yin pointed to the side of the inn and said: "I found it next door to the manger, I see that there are three barrels of croton there, since you don't use it, don't waste it, just give them all to eat, I'm worried that it won't be enough, so I went inside to get some laxatives by the way." β
Yun Bin and the others could vaguely see the word "medicine" written on the door number next door! Mo Yuan asked strangely, "Mo Yuan, can you explain how much the next laxative is?" β