Chapter 102: Wife Accusing Cao Cao Beware
That night, Yuan Shao held a banquet to reward the three armies.
But everyone has their own ghosts in their hearts, and although everyone blindly praises each other, no one wants to be inferior.
In this kind of boring banquet, Zhang Feng did not eat enough, Dian Wei did not drink happily, and he took the opportunity to return to the barracks.
"Lord, my stomach is still growling!"
Dian Wei straightened his sunken stomach and said innocently.
Zhang Feng said with a smile: "You don't eat the table full of wine and food, and now come back and call me hungry?" Dian Wei, Dian Wei, I think you deliberately tricked me! ”
Dian Wei said with a smile: "How can those vulgar dishes be delicious with the dishes cooked by the lord, I drank a few sips of stuffy wine, and it was tasteless." ”
"Oh! You're your cook! ”
Zhang Feng said a word, but the person got up and walked to the room in the back camp, which was Dian Weiyi, and his stomach began to growl.
After drumming for a while, they finally made a pot of boiled beef, and the greedy Dian Wei drooled, where did he look like a fierce general.
Zhang Feng said disdainfully: "I Dian Wei, can you wipe your halazi a little clean, it has fallen into the soup." ”
"It's out of the way, it's going to be imported anyway."
Zhang Feng was instantly speechless, he didn't expect Dian Wei to have this logical thinking, yes, talking about dining etiquette with a foodie is simply torture, anyway, Zhang Feng has changed the appearance of Ling Wei.
After Dian Wei devoured most of the basin like a whirlwind, he hiccuped and said with a smile: "Lord, I have eaten away!" ”
Zhang Feng fished it three times with chopsticks, but he didn't catch any dry fish, only the soup was left, and his mother was eaten up again, this guy eats faster than fighting.
"Lord, do you know Cao Cao?"
Zhang Feng was instantly attracted by Dian Wei's words, could it be that Cao Cao has a bond with Dian Wei? He could see it in Cao Cao's eyes.
"Look, what did Cao Cao find you?"
Dian Wei learned Zhang Feng's style, used a bamboo stick to pick the residue between his teeth, and replied leisurely: "He hit me off at first sight, asked me if I had a wife, and asked me what I liked?" ”
Zhang Feng's face darkened, this wife accused Cao Cao of digging the foot of the wall, and he didn't know one, so he started to start, it's terrible, it's terrible.
"Dian Wei, quietly tell you a secret that Cao Cao doesn't know, you have to be careful in the future!"
Dian Wei was instantly interested, and asked, "Lord, why can't you tell the secret?" ”
Zhang Feng said in a low voice: "This person likes wives, especially those who have been pregnant, you have to be careful, take care of your mother-in-law, don't let him cuckold you!" ”
Dian Wei understood the first half of the part, and what kind of green hat he was wearing in the back was confused, but fortunately Zhang Feng explained on the side: "It's just that your mother-in-law is asleep, you don't know yet, there is a big grassland above your head, this is a green hat, haha......"
"Cao thief An dare, lord, I'm going to chop him up!"
Dian Wei was angry, he was already bored with Cao Cao in his heart, and he thought that this thief was currying favor with himself in order to cuckold himself, where could he still calm down.
Zhang Feng stopped Dian Wei and said with a smile: "What are you excited about!" I told you in advance, you can still be deceived, stay away from him in the future, now the princes are begging Dong, you can't mess around, mess around, and ruin my good deeds! ”
Dian Wei screamed to kill Cao Cao, Zhang Feng also thought about letting Dian Wei kill all the princes of the Eighteen Roads who had different intentions and would become his enemies in the future, but this was not the case, he needed to take advantage of the situation to create an atmosphere and develop himself.
Moreover, at this time, if he really rises to the occasion and hurts the interests of other princes, I am afraid that he will be classified into Dong Zhuo's lineage, and he will not be scolded by others in the future.
"I remember!"
Zhang Feng said again: "This Cao Cao is a eunuch, and he lacks maternal love, so he likes wives and is clean." ”
Dian Wei nodded, and the two of them blew back and forth for a while, and then dispersed.
The Tiger Prison guards Fan Chou is caught in the abyss, can't eat, can't sleep, Cheng is scared, strictly ordered the guards to guard the pass, no one is allowed to challenge outsiders, fortunately, there are many people, and the dangerous Tiger Pass is a barrier, the eighteenth road princes are blocked outside the pass, and it is difficult to learn an inch
In the camp of the coalition army, under the call of Yuan Shao, the princes of the 18th Route held a banquet and began to drink and have fun.
"Report! Although a few dead soldiers rushed to the juncture, the thieves and soldiers who had no choice but to guard the pass were overcrowded, and the brothers still couldn't capture the Tiger Prison Pass with thousands of dead people. ”
Yuan Shao said drunkly: "That's it, the order, collect the troops today, and attack again tomorrow!" ”
"No!"
The general was ordered to go.
Yuan Shao got up and shouted: "Everyone, now Dong Zhuo's reliance is nothing more than the danger of the Tiger Prison Pass, once the Tiger Prison Pass is broken, why worry about the unexpected event, come, everyone, drink the wine in the cup, and the leader of the Japanese Alliance will personally lead the troops to break through the pass!" ”
As soon as Yuan Shao's words fell, someone got up and added to his buttocks, only to see Jizhou Mu Hanfu get up and echo: "What the alliance leader said is very true, that Dong Zhuo is just a horseman, how can He De confront my eighteen-way princes, and I wish the alliance leader a victory tomorrow." ”
Zhang Feng glanced at this guy, and could only deeply regret it, this guy is Yuan Shao's henchman and sycophant, and at the same time, it is also a stepping stone for Yuan Shao to make a fortune.
This guy can be called the most wimply boss in the Three Kingdoms, and he was scared to death.
Think about Han Fuben is the boss of Jizhou, when the princes in various places crusade against Dong Zhuo, he is also one of the best, as the assassin of Jizhou, sitting on the land of a state, how majestic.
Han Fu had a strong Jizhou army, which could have achieved a career, but was used by Yuan Shao, under all kinds of intimidation, he actually gave up Jizhou, which had millions of people who could wear armor and enough food to support ten years, to Yuan Shao.
Han Fu has soldiers and food, and he actually sent his base in vain, "People are swordsmen, I am fish and meat", which is really enough.
Of course, there is an end to this, and the following is even more speechless.
Immediately afterwards, Han Fu handed over everything he had and became the commander of the light pole.
And Zhu Han, Yuan Shao's subordinate, took the opportunity to bully Han Fu and sent troops to surround Han Fu's hinterland, and he fled upstairs, but Zhu Han captured Han Fu's eldest son and broke his hands and feet. Fortunately, Yuan Shao stopped it in time, and Han Fu saved his life.
At this time, Han Fu was very scared and begged Yuan Shao to let him go, Yuan Shao agreed, but he finally scared himself to death.
Subsequently, he went to seek refuge with his cheap father Zhang Miao.
Later, once Yuan Shao sent an envoy to find his father Zhang Miao to discuss secrets, Han Miao was also present at that time, the messenger whispered to his father Zhang Miao, and Han Fu on the side thought they were calculating themselves, so he got up and went to the toilet, and actually committed suicide with a book knife that scraped Jane.
In the Three Kingdoms, everyone else died on the battlefield, or died of illness, anger, or was killed, but this Han Fu was completely scared to death by himself, which can be described as the most wretched death.
Yuan Shao said with a smug face: "Borrowing the auspicious words of the public, you can break the customs tomorrow, and you can watch the battle with you." ”
Yuan Shao, the leader of the alliance, spoke, and the other princes hurriedly got up and preached for a while, for fear that they were half a step behind, but Cao Cao and Zhang Feng pretended to agree, and Liu Guan and Zhang were not invited to the banquet because of their low positions and Yuan Shao's dislike.