Nonsense (comparison of two men) + New Year's message

Tang Yi: "How have you been all these years?" ”

Wu Ning: "How have you lived all these years?" ”

Tang Yi: "It's just like that, it's very ordinary, it's very ordinary!" ”

After saying this, Tang Yi's face was full of sorrow, what is the virtue of the Guanlan Gang?

Modest!

You must be humble, and you can't make your good brother look too ugly.

raised his eyebrows and looked at Wu Ning: "Then talk about it?" ”

Wu Ning: "Tell me?" ”

"Just say it!!"

Tang Yi leaned back and lifted Erlang's legs.

"I'm not bad, I used to be attached to a wealthy family."

Tang Yibei smiled, "It's just that my father died when I first arrived in the Northern Song Dynasty, so I had to be self-reliant, and I made a fortune by selling raw fried buns." ”

"What about you?"

"Me?" Wu Ning responded, "I'm far worse than you, and before I arrived in Datang, my father died." ”

"Tsk!"

Tang Yi smashed his mouth, sympathetic on the surface, but in fact, he was very proud in his heart, not as good as me, right?

But he still had to be comforted: "Then you are unlucky enough, why don't you drive ...... before you pass?"

Crazy Tang felt, what didn't seem right?

It took a long time to react, "Driving.... Death!? ”

"Your dad is ......"

"Hey!" Wu Laojiu sighed, "If you don't mention it, don't mention it." ”

"Yes!" Tang Yi is not calm.

"In the past, he was the prince? You're a little lucky. ”

"What a thing!"

Wu Ning followed Tang Yi's appearance, humble on the surface and proud on the inside.

"It's just an identity, it's useless, it's burdened by it."

"Well, too." Tang Yi nodded in agreement.

In fact, for them, the prince is indeed not very free.

Datang is a little better, like those royal relatives of the Great Song Dynasty, they were all raised in captivity.

"So, you didn't suffer much, did you?"

Wu Ning heard it: "It's not ......"

After a pause, my heart said, I didn't eat a fart!

Lao Tzu, this prince is wild, right? has been a fugitive for five years, and a wanted criminal for more than ten years!

However, you can't say that, this has to be known to the madman Tang, and he won't be killed by him?

Wu Laojiu said in his heart that he had to think of a way.

"This...."

"This and this and this ......"

"It's not like I didn't suffer hardships!"

Tang Yi was interested: "What do you say?" ”

"This, this... My family is still relatively open-minded to me. ”

"Since I was a child, I have been encouraged to travel the world, see all the world, and see the joys and sorrows of the world."

"Huh!?" Tang Yi almost didn't jump.

"Damn! Everyone in your family is also cross-passing, right? Thinking so forward? ”

Tang Yixin said, why didn't I catch up with such a good parent? is managed by Master Fan every day, and he is grounded at every turn, and he has to copy the "Book of Filial Piety".

"That's right!!"

Thinking of Master Fan, Tang Yiden came to his senses, "My master is quite good, you must not be able to compare with me." ”

"Oh?" Wu Ning raised his eyebrows, "Who is your master?" ”

"Many!" Tang Yi shuddered again.

"What Fan Zhongyan, Ouyang Xiu, Liu Yong, or something."

"Actually, I don't have any skills." Tang Yi shook his hand, "If you don't beg me to be their disciple, you can't make anything, you have to eat and drink well." ”

"Oh."

Wu Ning pondered, this lineup is quite strong, a Chen Ziang is not enough to look at, and it can't be compared head-on.

"Then what, Fan Zhongyan and Ouyang Xiu are your masters?"

"That's right!"

I heard Wu Ning suddenly burst out of a sentence: "Yesterday, Lao Tzu and Di Renjie were spraying." ”

Shaking his head: "We are not masters and apprentices, at most buddies." ”

"Ugh."

Tang Yiden is dumb, you cow!

Tang Yi was anxious: "Su Shi is my friend and my disciple!" ”

"Oh." Wu Ning is neither salty nor light, "Meng Haoran is my godson." ”

Touching his chin, "Li Bai.... Li Bai hasn't been born yet. ”

"However, his father has already agreed with me and recognizes me as a godfather."

Tang Yi: "......"

"Okay!!"

Tang Yi is also a bachelor, you are the emperor's own son, I am just a worker, can't I compare?

collapsed back indignantly and muttered: "I knew that Datang was so moisturized, so I would have gone to Datang." ”

"Huh."

Wu Laojiu laughed dryly, but he didn't dare to answer.

It's been a fool!

"Alas!" Sighing secretly, I said in my heart, I'm not lying, I'm telling the truth.

It's just that, behind the truth, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read!!

......

"That's right." Tang Yi remembered something again, "You... Have you started a family? ”

Wu Ning nodded, and said in his heart, this can be blown!!

Returning to a calm and calm state, "I have already married a family." At the age of sixteen, they were engaged to be married, and the following year they were married. ”

"Your sister-in-law is the first beauty in Fangzhou, virtuous and virtuous, and it is hard to find in the world!"

"Oh." Tang Yi really showed envious eyes.

"It's so good, I'm almost thirty years old and I'm still single!"

"Huh?" Wu Ning pretended to be surprised, "Because no one looks down on you?" ”

"Go!" Tang Yi snorted, "How do you speak?" There are many little girls who fall in love with Lao Tzu! ”

"It's just ......" Tang Yi's face was bitter, "It's just that I'm a little greedy, hehe, I want to marry three at a time." ”

Wu Ning: "......"

Tang Yi opened the chatterbox, "No way, these three, I can't lose any of them." ”

"One is the princess of Da Liao, who abducted me."

"The other is Renzong's beloved daughter, Princess Da Song."

"There is another one, who is the first in the world in martial arts, and has followed me for more than ten years."

"You say, which one can I do if I don't marry?"

Tang Yi smashed his mouth, "Later, there was a famous prostitute, I didn't want to marry, but before that girl could do anything, she gave birth to a son for me." That's .... Accept it. ”

"Huh? That's right! How many pairs of children do you have? ”

Speaking of the little ancestors in the family, Tang Yi's face blossomed with joy.

gestured to Wu Ning, "Lao Tzu has three sons and one daughter!" What about you? ”

“......”

I saw Wu Ning frozen there for a long time, "Ahem!" ”

Finally cleared his throat in embarrassment, "What, this, isn't this New Year, I, I still have to send a blessing to my book friends or something.... Just, let's go first. ”

After speaking, Wu Laojiu slipped away, not giving Tang Maniac time to react.

No way, this really can't be compared!

Out of the door, Wu Ning is still pondering, how can this be compared?

Tang Yi has a wife who is the best in the world in martial arts, well, I have a Meng Cangsheng who is the first in the world in martial arts, and he is barely equal.

Princess of the Great Song ......

The princess of the Tang Dynasty can't marry, a family.

Famous prostitutes....

Qiao'er, a famous prostitute, is also my sister.

The princess could consider it.

After all, the Great Liao of the Northern Song Dynasty is the Khitan of the Tang Dynasty, and the Khitan of the Tang Dynasty also has a princess!

But the princess ......

Forget it!

Wu Ning was not interested in the princess who was about two hundred pounds, in her forties, dressed in wolf skin, and still had more than a dozen children.

Forget it, Wu Ning should go back and be his martial arts alliance leader honestly and clean up his mess!

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It's 2019, and I don't know what beautiful auspicious words to write for everyone, so let's talk about it!

In fact, I have thought about what it would be like if Tang Yi and Wu Ning met a long time ago.

I've always thought it was fun, so I'll celebrate the New Year a little bit in advance today.

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One year....

Time passed year by year, and we precipitated little by little.

No matter how many hardships and ups and downs there are in the past, it is the backdrop for the new year.

Looking back, the bitterness is followed by sweetness, and the loss is gained.

The rest is good, wealth.

In 2019, Cangshan strives to no longer be half-dead.

I also hope that the majority of book lovers will have a happy year, a happy year, and a prosperous year in the new year!

I also hope that the story of Cangshan will accompany you and witness this precious year, a year of take-off, and a glorious year!

Look ahead and be brave! Be braver!

Come on!

Walk with you.

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