228 Beasts are inferior
On the morning of this day, Ling Kun Hache was sleepy on his horse for a long time. Guarding a big beauty who has captivated the country and the city all day long but doesn't dare to do anything, he is really enough, from ancient times to the present, except for a nonsensical Yanagishita Hui, it is estimated that he is the only one left.
This reminded him of the joke that was inferior to the beast, as if it was tailor-made for him, so he couldn't help laughing.
Although Shangguan Chengcheng walked in front with a strained face, the rest of his eyes were observing Ling Kun at any time, and when he saw him laughing alone, he asked, "What are you laughing at?" ”
"Nothing, a joke comes to mind." Ling Kun said with a smile.
"What joke?"
"You want to hear it?" Ling Kun asked.
Shangguan Chengcheng thought about it for a while and nodded, the road was too boring, it would be good to tell a joke to pass the time.
"Okay, I'll tell you about it, but I declare in advance, this is a joke, and no one should sit in the right seat."
"Speak quickly, shout, where is so much nonsense." Shangguan Allure said angrily.
"Once upon a time, a man and a woman went to stay overnight, but there was only one room left in the inn, and the two had to live together. When sleeping, the woman drew a line on the bed and said that if you dare to cross the line, you are a beast. Early the next morning, the man really didn't cross the line, and the woman didn't say a word, and slapped the man twice. The man was very aggrieved and said that I didn't cross the line, so why hit me? And the woman said, Thou art not even as good as a beast. ”
Helian Jingying, who followed behind, was a person who came over, and instantly understood in seconds, and immediately laughed, lying on the horse and trembling, all about to die.
Shangguan Allure, a pure girl, how could she understand this kind of joke, looked at them with a blanket face and said, "What's so funny about this? ”
"Uh, isn't it funny? It seems that your smile is quite high, let's go, let's go. Ling Kun held back a smile and urged her to keep walking.
Helian Jingying smiled for a long time and finally eased up, and asked, "Ling Kun, it seems that you also have feelings, but since you are so sensible, why do you want to do such a thing that is inferior to a beast?" ”
"Hey!" Ling Kun sighed and said, "Even if the beast is not as good, there is still a life, if I do the beast thing, I am afraid that I will not even have my life." ”
Helian Jingying thought of Shangguan Allure's perverted strength, nodded thoughtfully: "Really, there's no need to take your life, find a chance for your sister to give you." ”
Shangguan Chengcheng had been thinking about where the joke of this so-called joke was, and at this time, listening to the conversation between Ling Kun and Helian Jingying, he finally reacted. She grabbed the reins of the horse and stopped Ling Kun and scolded angrily: "Ling Kun, you make it clear to me, this girl doesn't mean that." ”
"Look, you see, you're in a hurry again, aren't you? I've said it all, that's just a joke, don't sit in the right seat. Ling Kun spread his hands and said.
Well, it seems like that's exactly what I said. Shangguan Chengcheng was speechless, so he had to turn his horse's head and continue walking. This dead Ling Kun is obviously talking about the two of them, what a bullshit joke.
In this way, it makes her very embarrassed, she can't live in a room tonight, if she does, will he be a beast, or is it better to be a beast? Hey, let's live separately, otherwise Helian Jingying Nasao Fox will still think that he is the same person as her.
No, if she is allowed to live alone, these two dogs and men will not be allowed to roll together in the middle of the night, and they will not be able to stay awake all night and watch.
Thinking of this, she sneered and said, "Hmph, this must be your exaggeration and want me to drive you out." No way, this girl will be consumed with you, so you can continue your internal strength. ”
Ling Kun buried his head in despair, why didn't this chick eat oil and salt?
Looking at Helian Jingying, who was as greedy as a peach beside him, he could only sigh regretfully and continue on his way.
In this way, under the strict defense of Shangguan Allure, the three of them walked to Wushan County, where they had to cross the wide and dangerous Yangtze River.
On the Yangtze River, ordinary boats and rafts do not dare to cross the river, and the only way to cross the river is to take a big boat at the ferry. There is only one such big boat at Wushan Ferry, and it takes two days to make a round trip.
When Ling Kun and the others arrived at the ferry, the big boat had just gone for a day, and it would take another day to cross the river, so they had to find an inn near the ferry.
At this moment, the ferry hotel has gathered a lot of people who plan to cross the river, most of them are people from the rivers and lakes who are going south to hunt for treasures, so they look at each other very unpleasantly, and they are all cold and cold, and the smell of gunpowder is full.
There were four big men sitting at one of the tables, carrying strange-shaped weapons on their backs, and the first bearded man saw Ling Kun and two stunning beauties, a trace of strange color flashed in his eyes, and he said loudly: "Three children, are they also going to Qinzhou to hunt for treasures?" Look at you weak
Look, dare to go down to the ancient tomb? I heard that there are a lot of unjust souls in there, so it's better to take refuge in my Sancai Gang, Uncle Han covers you. After saying that, he laughed to himself, and the rest of the people laughed too.
Most of the men in the hotel are men, who doesn't salivate when they see beauties like Shangguan Allure and Helian Jingying? They were all thinking about how to start, but they were preempted by the Sancai Gang, so they shouted one after another: "The Sancai Gang is a fart, the two little sisters might as well follow us in the cold stone cave, we are the most experienced in tomb robbing." ”
Someone went even further, and directly pointed at Shangguan Chengcheng and said: "This little lady, you and Lao Tzu go back to Fuhu Village to be the wife of the village, and ensure that you enjoy all the glory and wealth." ”
Shangguan Chengcheng's face was cold, and his eyes showed murderous aura.
Helian Jingying sneered and said, "Dog village master, you yourself are still waiting to get rich, why do you give others glory and wealth?" ”
"Huh? How do you know my surname is Gou? The lord of Gou Zhai asked suspiciously.
"Because you look like a dog." Helian Crystal chuckled. In fact, she has been walking the rivers and lakes for a long time, recruiting people everywhere for Xixia, and she also knows something about these small sects, and she has long known that there is a Fuhu Village, and the owner of the village is surnamed Gou, which is just used to ridicule at this time.
The owner of Gou Zhai was furious, slapped the table and stood up and scolded: "Stinky girls are shameless, Lao Tzu slashed you with a knife." ”
The leader of the Sancai Gang also slapped the table and stood up and said to the master of Gou Zhai: "You dare, these two little sisters are now the people who are sheltered by my Sancai Gang." "Just now they were three little girls, but now they have directly become two little ladies, ignoring Ling Kunsheng.
Ling Kun blinked his eyes and said, "What do you mean by the Three Talents Gang, all of them have those three talents?" ”
Helian Jingying pursed his lips and smiled: "Minions, stupid materials, waste materials." ”
The Han gang leader narrowed his eyes and looked at the three of them: "Yo hi, you are not small, you are sent by that sect, who is the master?" Register your name. ”
Ling Kun first came out of the rivers and lakes, and it was still in the fresh period, and when he saw the common registration number on TV coming out, he quickly stood up and said loudly: "Well, listen well, the little master is Ling Kun, a disciple of the Furong Palace, and the people in the rivers and lakes give him a nickname...... Belch...... Super Wings. "Since the name is reported, of course it must be accompanied by a godly nickname, otherwise it is not enough to show identity, and TV is like this.
"Poof." Shangguan Chengcheng and Helian Jingying couldn't help but squirt out two sips of hot tea at the same time.