Chapter Forty-Eight: Thinking About Life in the Latrine

Li Longji's words sound ordinary people, but in Pei Min's ears, they are like a thunderbolt from the sky.

It was noon, and he had just arrived at the pear orchard for less than an hour.

From the palace to the pear orchard, it takes half an hour to walk fast, and almost an hour to walk slowly.

As the emperor, Li Longji's words and deeds were noticed by the officials.

As long as it is not a matter of urgency, it is impossible for Li Longji to move quickly.

In other words, not long after he arrived in Liyuan, Li Longji got the news and rushed from the palace.

If that's all there is, it's not surprising.

Yesterday, he hid from Li Siqian and didn't publicize it, and there were only a few people who knew about it, and most of them were people he trusted.

But Li Longji still knew, and he said it so casually, it was natural.

What does this mean?

It shows that Li Longji is in control of all this, and he is 100% sure that all this is true.

This also shows from the side that all his whereabouts are under Li Longji's monitoring and control.

It's horrible!

Pei Min asked himself if he didn't do anything sorry for Li Longji and sorry for Datang, but thinking that there was a pair of eyes behind him that he didn't know where to hide and stared at him, he still couldn't help but feel terrified.

Especially recently, for the sake of Gongsun You's affairs, he came into contact with a witch master like Li Lao.

If Li Longji knew about this, would he think too much?

Many thoughts flashed through his mind, and a cold sweat broke out on Pei Min's back.

Fortunately, after years of training, although Pei Min couldn't do the super god realm where Mount Tai collapsed in front of him and his face did not change, he also had enough city government, so he quickly adjusted his mentality and said, "What Your Majesty says, the minister can't understand." Ministers have always been upright in life...... What's more, His Majesty is important, and the minister can be regarded as the number one person in Chang'an, and he never hides it. ”

Li Longji said with a smile: "What is the truth, Jingyuan knows it in his heart." I am glad in my heart, and I will not argue with you. How about it, many years in the future, this pear orchard can still be recognized? ”

Pei Min naturally went down the steps and responded: "It's not the situation of the year, and the changes in the pear orchard have made the minister unexpected." Not only the environment, but also many innovations in dance music, which opened the minister's eyes. ”

Li Longji left first and said, "I'm here in a moment's time, and I haven't eaten lunch yet!" Jingyuan accompanied me to drink and watch the dance......"

Before the Song Dynasty, most of the ancients followed the system of two meals a day.

However, this habit was limited to the common people, and the first level of scholars and doctors mainly ate three meals, while the emperor mostly ate more than four meals, and basically ate when he was hungry.

After all, no matter how poor the world is, you can't starve the emperor, not to mention that it is a peaceful and prosperous world.

Pei Min followed behind, his mind was a little restless, and a strange feeling controlled his thoughts.

In the middle of the Liyuan Dance Club and Music Club, there is a palace specially built for Li Longji.

As the matter of Feng Chan was gradually formulated, Li Longji was extremely happy, inviting Pei Min to eat and drink, while watching the song and dance of the pear garden.

Pei Min was obviously not in a state, there were thousands of thoughts in his head, a mess, but unlike the previous fog, there was a feeling that he had ignored something.

Want to calm down and analyze carefully, but where can he calm down in this case?

I have the heart to put aside and not think about him, and I am worried that this feeling will disappear, and I can't grasp the point in retrospect.

It's muddy!

Pei Min simply excused himself to be flattering, used the most old-fashioned urine, ran to the dance club, and plunged into the toilet, thinking about life.

Some people say that being in a small space helps human thinking.

Yes or no, Pei Min didn't know.

But at the moment, he was leaning against the door of the toilet, sorting out the mysterious things that flashed in his mind.

He put the cause and effect of the whole thing, and what he knew, little by little, in his mind like a movie, fast forward and slow, thinking carefully from beginning to end.

Over and over again, think about the doubtful place a few more times, and skip it directly without objection.

Obviously, I think the answer is in front of me, but I can't grasp the clue.

"Bang bang bang!"

There was a quick knock on the door.

Pei Min was distraught and ignored it.

The knocking on the door was getting heavier.

Pei Min was angry, and opened the door suddenly, but saw a red shadow crashing into his arms.

Pei Min was so frightened that he hurriedly opened his hands to hold it, his feet one after the other, standing on the ground, and blocking the force of the collision with his solid horse step skills.

When I looked down, it was Xie Aman.

Xie Aman's eyes were closed, and he had a resolute and brave expression.

"What are you doing?"

Pei Min's tone was a little unkind, there are several toilets here, why did you pick someone's this?

Could it be that the one you casually enter is a little more fragrant?

Maybe it is!

Pei Min looked at the incense in the corner.

Xie Aman opened his round eyes, looked at Pei Min in front of him in surprise, and said, "Ah! You didn't fall? ”

“……”

Pei Min couldn't keep up with Xie Aman's brain hole for a while, and didn't react.

After a while, Fang Cai laughed angrily, put his foot on the door of the house, put the little girl in his arms on his thigh, and slapped it heavily on the buttocks.

"What nonsense......

"Let's see if you dare to talk nonsense......"

It was heavy again, and it felt soft, and I couldn't help but hit it again.

Xie Aman kicked his hands and feet wildly, and said aggrievedly: "It's not to blame Aman, Aman saw you run into the thatched house with his own eyes." I didn't come out for a long time, I really thought you had fallen! ”

"Then you won't shout?" Pei Min was speechless.

Xie Aman said: "You are a big man, if you really fall, how can you have face if you spread it." Aman is for your good, for your consideration, you still fight Aman. ”

She pouted, tears pouring down her face.

Pei Min thought that she was a child, and he didn't bother to bother with her, so he pulled her up, and saw that the little girl was pouting aggrievedly, her eyes were red, and she wanted to reach out to wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes.

Xie Aman raised his head and said, "It's stinky, so I don't want you to wipe it." ”

Pei Min pretended to be fierce and said viciously: "Your ass is itching again?" ”

Xie Aman hugged his ass with both hands, ran away in fright, made a grimace at him, and shouted from afar: "Even if you fall in next time, I won't come, hum......"

The arrogant little girl made Pei Min smile.

Xie Aman turned around as he ran.

It seems to care too much about the back, and instead ignore the big tree in front of it.

Pei Min was about to remind, but Xie Aman had already bumped into it.

With a "bump" sound, holding his head, Xie Aman squatted on the ground, grinning with hiss.

Pei Min glanced at the latrine and came to a conclusion: "In the latrine, you may not be able to think about life effectively, but there is a danger of falling into the pit......"

He strode towards Xie Aman, and suddenly, a flash of inspiration moved in his mind, he cared too much about his opponent and ignored the basics.

Xie Aman's collision opened the mystery in Pei Min's heart, and everything was like a cloud, and he was instantly cheerful......

"Haha!" He laughed out loud and walked briskly in front of Xie Aman.