If you want to provoke the Weiping county official, you need certain means, but it is really not difficult to provoke such a person.

Seeing that the splash was injured like this, he still couldn't believe it, and couldn't help asking: "Is it really my ...... who hurts?"

Li Bai said: "It turns out that you are so discerning, but I have always misunderstood you, it is really undeserved." Although you didn't do it personally, it was also your personal order, you bastard relative, not only wronged me, but also always went against me, not only intimidated me, but also intimidated me, hit well, hit well, twenty boards are too light, you should beat him one hundred boards to eliminate the fire in my heart. ”

Hearing his words, the county official Wei Ping was immediately furious: "Bastard, how can I be so indiscriminate......"

Weiping County Magistrate said: "You are indeed quite a bastard, even if the six relatives don't recognize it, it's not your method, at least you have to ask the case to understand before you do it!" Isn't it a bastard like you to beat people like you without asking? ”

"I said, my lord, if you want to deny your six relatives, if you don't understand anything, I can teach you."

"What will you be?"

"Anyway, I also sold vegetables back then, let me tell you, this is an official, and selling vegetables is the same reason. You don't ask anything, you just hit people,,, you are indeed a. Li Bai said, putting his left hand on Wei Ping's shoulder, looking very kind.

The county official of Weiping was furious: "What kind of system is it? What kind of system? Do you still have any rules, be serious, what do you look like, this is a public court, a very serious place, you are really a bastard like this, you lose your majesty, where is the face of the official? Bastard stuff! ”

"What's more, am I familiar with you? We don't know each other. ”

Li Bai said: "You bastard, bastard, bastard, I know, you, bastard dog official!"

Wei Ping was so angry that he couldn't say a word.

Originally, it was an insult to him, but Li Bai scolded himself several times after becoming the main man, so it's no wonder if he wasn't angry!

Li Bai decided to strike while the iron was hot, so he didn't stop, "I thought you were a clean official, a good official, but I didn't expect you to be a corrupt official, a dog official, a dumb official, a fool, with all due respect, I really saw the wrong person." You're really a dumb official! ”

"Call you Bao Qingtian, I'm phew! Do you deserve it? Li Bai made a vomiting appearance.

At this time, the hall burst into laughter, and everyone laughed out loud.

Even laughed out of tears.

It was also at this moment that the goal of keeping Weiping County officials from coming to Taiwan was achieved, and the purpose of satirizing Weiping harshly was also achieved!

If this is not enough, it is not enough to complete the task.

Li Bai has no rut!

Just wipe him out directly, Li Bai forget it.

Sure enough, the voice of the system sounded: "Congratulations to Li Bai, you have successfully completed the task, and you have successfully completed the task so that the county official Weiping can't step down, lose face, and successfully satirize Wei Ping, it is worth congratulating you for completing the task, but you don't have to be proud, if you are just barely completing the task according to the level, you are more than half short of perfection, and the perfect completion of the task is not what you are now."

"Tick, congratulations, congratulations, don't worry about being wiped out, and get 300 points of benevolence ......"

Hearing the introduction of the system and hearing the rating of the system, Li Bai was speechless and burst into tears!

Lao Tzu worked so hard that he barely passed, is there any mistake? Well, it's very hard indeed.

Damn, don't worry about it so much, you're cheating me, right, I've worked so hard, I'm just barely passing, it's too difficult. Lao Tzu has worked so hard that he barely passed, so unwilling, like a basin of cold water poured down.

It's too difficult, fuck, this task is so bad, who can complete it perfectly, unless it's not a human being, and wants to achieve the perfect completion of the task, it's too difficult, it's like impossible! can barely pass, he has already used the strength to feed.

In addition, he was very curious, what it would be like to complete the task perfectly, he was too curious, after all, it was already so difficult to achieve a barely passing grade, to achieve perfection, it was like a fatal challenge, challenging 100,000 impossible!

He wanted to ask the system, what does it look like to complete a task perfectly? He also understands that it is absolutely impossible for the system to tell itself.

Forget it, he won't be wiped out anyway, he's already done the task anyway, and he's still bothering about this, and he doesn't bother to care about what it looks like to complete the task perfectly.

Completed the task, albeit only barely passing.

The county magistrate of Weiping was suddenly furious, his face was full of serious anger, and he patted the shocked wood and said: "You want a human witness, this is a human witness!" You openly flirt with a woman from a good family on the street, this is a human witness! ”

Li Bai looked a little confused, wait, let me digest and digest it, this bumped into a person on the street, how did he become a woman from a good family again, damn, this must be the credit of that splash! deliberately put the charge on himself, but this crime is indeed serious enough, much more serious than hitting someone.

This uncle is in cahoots with the two of them, as if they want to put themselves to death!

Li Bai said: "Are there any other crimes?"

The county official Weiping flipped through the booklet and said: "There are other charges, of course, and this son wants to act bravely and stand up for the women of the good family, but he was beaten up by you." Is there such a thing? ”

Li Bai said: "First of all, I want to affirm that she is not a woman from a good family, she is a female liar, and secondly, I have not molested her at all, I am above board." The woman touched the porcelain, bumped me, and wanted to get oil and water on me, but I was a poor ghost, and she didn't catch anything, and then, obviously she hit me, I quickly held her, and when I got here, how did I become a woman who molested a good family? My lord, you slander me, you need proof? ”

"After that, although I don't know who chewed your tongue in front of you, you listened to slander, do you know that you are a careless person? As Wei Qingtian, you can't judge arbitrarily. Those who offer gluttonous words are too hateful. ”

The county magistrate of Weiping was shocked, and said sharply: "Nonsense, how can this official wronged a good person, the facts and material evidence are there, how can you quibble?"

"Excuse me, what is the truth? What is the evidence? ”

"Did you hold her hands?"

"Yes!"

"You've already admitted it, that's the case, dare to say that I wronged you!?" The corner of Weiping's mouth sneered.

Li Bai said: "My lord, what kind of crooked reasoning are you? This is called molesting a woman of a good family? ”

I'm not convinced! I'm against it!

The Weiping county official said: "The protest is ineffective! Repulsion! Thou knowest not that men and women give and receive kisses? This has constituted a molestion of a good family woman! This is a felony! ”

Wei Ping conspired with witnesses to put Li Bai to death.