Chapter 311: I'm Not Cow Dung, I'm a Flower (Praise)

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Shen Xi, who was a party to the incident, was not asked for any opinions, and then he was inexplicably "married".

The conditions for this marriage are somewhat complicated, Xie Yun's children should be married, and they need to fake marriages to avoid the forced marriage of the government; In addition to wanting to help the sisters tide over the difficulties, the Zhou family also wants to establish their "sovereignty" in the marriage of Shenxi, I am in charge of my son's marriage, I let my son marry first and then divorce, see how you still give my son Zhang Luo's marriage to the old lady.

Hui Niang may also have her own considerations. Shen Xi sighed secretly, he always felt that Hui Niang avoided him intentionally or unintentionally, or Hui Niang also took advantage of this marriage to alert herself, and no longer have any more thoughts of non-separation.

So, Shen Xi has not yet been admitted to the lifting of people, and he is about to prepare to marry a new lady and enter the door.

Zhou's attitude is that he must be fast, and he can't let the old lady in Ninghua know about it, otherwise the old lady will have to obstruct it. As long as Shen Xi has been married, the young lady of a big family will have scruples when she enters the door again, in fact, this is also a disguised paving for Lin Dai to enter the door.

Zhou was worried that her husband would not agree, but who knew that Shen Mingjun unexpectedly stood with her in this matter, and offered to help hide the old lady from Ninghua, which made Zhou overjoyed. Xianggong is finally no longer just a good son of his mother, and he has begun to think about his wife and children, so I will definitely repay Xianggong in the future...... It's a pity that Zhou didn't know that Shen Mingjun agreed so happily in this matter because Shen Mingjun was too concerned about Xie Yun'er and didn't want her to stay away from his sight.

After Hui Niang accompanied Xie Yun'er to Xie Mansion for a while, Shen Xi's marriage to Xie Yun'er officially entered the process of three books and six ceremonies.

As for what Hui Niang said when she took Xie Yun'er to Xie Mansion that day, Shen Xi couldn't know, he only knew one thing, the marriage with Xie Yun'er was just a formality, and a few days later, he would have to divorce Xie Yun'er with a letter of resignation. In the future, he will continue to use Xie Yun'er as "Aunt Xie", and call him "Sister Xie".

The famous goddess doctor in Tingzhou Mansion is going to get married, or Mrs. Lu, who is in charge of the Chamber of Commerce, is personally handling it, and the matchmakers in the city are about to break through the threshold. I want to know which blessed son can marry such a good lady and enter the door.

When they learned that Xie Yun'er was going to marry Shen Xi, the attitude of the matchmakers changed quite quickly: "Flowers are inserted in cow dung. In their eyes, Xie Yun'er is not the flower, and Shen Xi is not a puddle of cow dung.

"I said Mrs. Shen, Ling Lang is young and promising. Now he is already a talented man, and in the future, he will be a public scholar, why do you want to marry Miss Xie? We have a lot of famous ladies here for you to choose from, all of them are as beautiful as flowers, and the one born is called a water spirit, and the dowry is extremely rich. If you want to marry someone now, it's not impossible to hold a grandson next year, as long as Ling Lang's body is okay, those ladies can be born......"

Hearing this, Xie Yun'er was embarrassed next to her. She also knows that she is a bit of an "old cow gnawing tender grass", she can marry a man a few years younger, but she wants to marry Shen Xi, who is only twelve years old, and the age difference between the two sides is too great.

The most important thing is that Shen Xi is eleven-year-old and is recognized as a "prodigy" in Tingzhou Mansion, such a young man is a golden egg in the eyes of the Fucheng matchmaker's world, but this golden egg is about to fall into the "dung pit" now.

The Zhou family couldn't say that this was a fake marriage, so they had to laugh and excuse themselves: "Miss Xie is knowledgeable, and she and her concubine used to be sisters. Marry her into the door, and the concubine can rest assured. ”

The matchmaker couldn't say anything, and she was very disappointed, of course, they still had to work hard for the errand. Shen Xi and Xie Yun'er got married, which seems to be a matter of two families, but they also need the matchmaker to come out to match, otherwise there will be a mistake in the marriage. Zhou chose a matchmaker who looked decent and asked the matchmaker to go to Xie Mansion to propose marriage.

After the matchmaker left, Hui Niang comforted Xie Yun'er and said, "Sister, don't be too careful." These women, who have been walking the streets for a long time, have long tongues, and they like to tell right and wrong the most, and take pleasure in belittling others. ”

Xie Yun'er smiled: "My sister is serious, in fact, my sister herself knows that she is not worthy of Xiaolang." ”

Zhou said disdainfully: "Don't look at other people's little ghosts, but in fact, there are many problems on his body, and he can't climb his sister." ”

Just when Zhou and Xie Yun'er were arguing about who was not worthy of whom, Shen Xi, who was the protagonist of the marriage, was being entangled by two little Lori. Both little Lori are questioning him why he is "forgetful".

"Brother Shen Xi, aren't you going to marry Sister Dai'er? Why are you going to marry Aunt Xie again, who will be your wife in the future? ”

Lu Xi'er was confused, her previous imaginary enemies were all Lin Dai, and now for some reason, the elders who had always been able to look up to her wanted to compete with her beloved brother Shen Xi. She still has the confidence to rob her with Lin Dai, but she can compete with Xie Yun'er, she feels that the two sides are not of the same magnitude.

Lu Xi'er still had the heart to ask, here Lin Dai has already wiped her tears and become a little resentful woman.

"It's not really married, it's just pretending...... Playing house, you know? is to marry on the surface, but in fact, there is nothing, and this Sister Xie will still be your Aunt Xie in the future. ”

Lu Xi'er nodded as if she didn't understand, Shen Xi's words, it was still quite easy to get her, but Lin Dai was an enlightened girl after all, and she sobbed quietly: "No, if you want to get married, you have to have a cave room, and then Aunt Xie will have a child with you, and even if you marry again in the future, that person can only be a concubine when he enters the door...... Woohoo......"

Lu Xi'er's big eyes were full of curiosity: "What is a concubine?" ”

Just when Shen Xi didn't know how to explain, the arrival of the Zhou family finally relieved Shen Xi.

As soon as Zhou entered the door, he shouted: "Hanwa'er wants to study, what are you two pestering him here?" Get out of here, don't run around these days, you know? ”

Lu Xi'er let out an "oh", took Lin Dai's hand and left...... She still believes in Shen Xi's words very much, Shen Xi said that this is a playhouse, so she believes it unconditionally. She thought to herself, I also played with Brother Shen Xi, and I was also Brother Shen Xi's little daughter-in-law in the game!

As long as it's not true, Lu Xi'er doesn't care much, but Lin Dai's eyes are still red, even if she is scolded by Zhou, she still can't stop her tears.

Zhou came over and said to Shen Xi: "Han Wa'er, I have discussed with your Aunt Sun and Aunt Xie, the marriage will be done in four days, and the time can only be as far forward as possible, and when the time comes, you and Aunt Xie can come and kowtow to me and your father." As for your eldest brother, he will take the government exam these days. Don't bother, lest your aunt find out...... She has a long tongue and will definitely tell your grandmother. ”

Shen Xi nodded, Zhou's this is to be watertight. It is best to marry and divorce the wife, and the old lady still knows nothing.

Zhou helped Shen Xi tidy up his clothes: "Look at you, you're still a big child, and you're about to marry a wife in a blink of an eye, but unfortunately you can't have children." But it doesn't matter. Isn't this a good care for you? Let her give you a doll in two years, this girl has a big butt, she must be easy to give birth, and she will give birth to a few big fat boys in the future. ”

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If you want to get married this year, it will take a year and a half just to prepare for the wedding process, but under the principle of simplicity and speed, in just a few days, all the preparations have been arranged.

April 26 is a good day for Shen Xi to marry Xie Yun'er and enter the door. In order not to let the Wang family and Shen Yongzhuo's mother and son notice, the marriage was not even held in the courtyard of the Shen family, and Shen Xi's wedding was specially arranged in the "Lu Mansion", and Shen Xi and Xie Yuner's "wedding room" was also in the east wing of the Lu family's third courtyard.

The team to welcome the relatives was blowing and beating, Shen Xi didn't have to pick up people in person, he just needed to change into a big red dress and wait at the door of the Lu Mansion.

Shen Xi saw Zhou's anxious look when he walked around, and reminded: "Mother, the eldest aunt is not familiar with the place, and she basically doesn't go out on weekdays. It won't be so coincidental to find it. ”

Zhou tiptoed and said, "Where am I worried about your aunt, what if she knows now?" It's too late to tell even your grandmother! I wonder why this welcoming team hasn't come yet......"

Shen Xi smiled dumbly, it was just a fake marriage, but it was regarded as real by the Zhou family. Shen Xi looked around. "Where's Daddy?" ”

"Who knows where he went, they all said that even if it is a fake marriage today, he must pretend to be presentable, is it difficult for him, a father, to go out to work on his son's wedding day?"

Shen Xi thought to himself, probably because Shen Mingjun felt uncomfortable and went out to hide Qingjing.

If Xie Yun'er is married to someone else. He may be a little better, but the target is Shen Xi. You must know that Xie Yun'er originally had a better choice to find someone to fake a marriage, that is, Shen Mingjun himself, took Xie Yun'er into the door as a concubine, and then took a break, although nothing happened in the end, but it can be regarded as "once owned".

But after Xie Yun'er married Shen Xi, even if Shen Xi took her off after turning back, Shen Mingjun would never have another chance in his life, first of all, he would not be able to pass the ethical hurdle.

The team to welcome the relatives finally came, the big red sedan chair arrived at the door of Lu's house, a group of neighbors came to ask for money, Hui Niang had already asked the maid to prepare, first sent the money to the family, and the neighbors moved the position of the sedan door away, and let Shen Xi step forward to kick the sedan door.

Waiting for the car door to open, Xie Yun'er was dressed in a phoenix crown and covered with a red hijab, because she couldn't see, she almost tripped over the sedan bar as soon as she walked out.

Shen Xi stepped forward to support her, and as soon as her hands touched, Xie Yun'er hurriedly withdrew her hand.

"Hahaha......" The onlookers next to him laughed, and this laughter was full of urgency and jokes, after all, Shen Xi, the groom, was not as tall as the bride.

Suddenly, someone asked, "Does the groom marry a daughter-in-law or a wife?" ”

The laughter was louder.

In their opinion, Shen Xi's marriage to Xie Yun'er is definitely one of the most incredible magical events, after all, Hui Niang and the Zhou family have treated Xie Yun'er as a sister before and after, and now suddenly Xie Yun'er has been demoted by a generation and has actually become the daughter-in-law of the Shen family.

Shen Xi was about to enter the door with Xie Yun'er holding a piece of red silk with a flower ball, and someone said, "Isn't it the Shen family marrying a daughter-in-law?" Why did you enter the Lu family? ”

Zhou shouted: "Do you need to worry about it? ”

"Appeal ......"

A bunch of people followed, but Hui Niang knew how to maintain the scene and let the maid send some more happy money, and finally no one made any more trouble.

Shen Xi and Xie Yun'er slowly entered the courtyard, and when they arrived at the front of the hall, Xie Yun'er suddenly stopped, the main hall was the place where she and Shen Xi worshiped the church to get married, as long as the ceremony was completed, she would officially enter the Shen family. She hadn't felt anything before, but when it came to the end, she wanted to regret it.

The matchmaker smiled: "Bride, it's time to enter the door to worship heaven and earth, if you miss the time, you will have bad luck for the rest of your life." ”

Xie Yun'er turned around and wanted to say something to Hui Niang.

Hui Niang stepped forward, took Xie Yun'er's hand, patted it, and said, "Sister, don't think about it, what's the matter, wait until today's wedding is over." ”

Xie Yun'er nodded, and with the support of the matchmaker, she entered the main hall with Shen Xi.

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