Chapter 909: The prince wants to be a man
On the day of Shangyuan Festival, Zhang Yanling knew that the matter of sealing the marquis had been postponed again, so he was angry, and he was ordered not to leave the mansion. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
At this time, there was a person in the palace who was as depressed as Zhang Yanling. The listless man sat in a chair and looked behind a small set as he staged an uninteresting shadow puppet show about a monk riding a white horse and taking three apprentices to learn scriptures from the West.
It is the bear child Zhu Houzhao.
"Big brother, I'm hungry."
There's a thick voice in the back that says the lines.
Ordinary eunuchs, because they were clean when they were young, did not form an Adam's apple, and spoke softly, but this eunuch who dubbed Zhu Bajie was different, he was only purified in his thirties, and his speech was no different from that of an ordinary man.
A eunuch next to him said: "If you are hungry, go eat peaches, newly picked peaches ......"
Hearing this, Zhu Houzhao waved his hand, waved his hand and said, "Okay, I've watched it a few times, it's not interesting at all, you guys retreat!" ”
"Yes, Your Highness!"
For them, the prince's dormitory was very dangerous, and if they didn't make a good fuss, they would be beaten by the prince, or dragged out and beaten by the prince. As a close attendant, Zhang Yuan couldn't leave without permission, he walked to the prince's side and stood there respectfully.
Zhu Houzhao was pondering, and his face was a little troubled, not for anything else, mainly because he had just heard that his mother was pregnant, and it was likely that he would give birth to a younger brother.
When the second brother was born, the bear child didn't understand anything, even if his sister was born, he was only seven or eight years old at that time, and he didn't understand the difference between multiple younger brothers and sisters, but now he knew that if the old lady gave him a younger brother, this younger brother would probably have to compete with him for the throne in the future.
Yes, when Zhu Houzhao heard that he might have a younger brother and realized that the throne under his father's ass might not be hiss in the future, he was immediately irritable, and let him drink the soup boiled with dragon liver and phoenix gallbladder without appetite.
"Father-in-law Zhang, you said, if the queen mother gave birth to a prince, will my father abolish the crown prince of this palace?" Zhu Houzhao asked.
Zhang Yuan was startled when he heard this, and hurriedly replied: "Your Highness, what's the matter...... How so? His Royal Highness is the crown prince......"
Zhu Houzhao was indignant: "This palace just asked you if there was such a possibility." ”
The reason why Zhu Houzhao sits firmly on the throne of the crown prince is because he doesn't even have a half-brother, but if there are more than one brother of the same mother in the future, then the situation will be different, after all, now the emperor is in the prime of life, and the bear child will have to wait for twenty or thirty years to ascend the throne, who knows what the future will be?
Even if Zhang Yuan realized this problem, he didn't dare to say it openly, so he could only say as tactfully as possible: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, you are now almost an adult, and you have come out of the pavilion to give lectures, and the little prince has not yet been born......
Zhu Houzhao pondered for a while, his eyes lit up, and he nodded: "That's right." I'm thirteen years old, and my brother hasn't been born yet...... By the way, how long did it take for him to be born? ”
Zhang Yuan said: "Go back to Your Highness, and conceive in October." ”
"Born after 10 months...... Oh no, I heard that the doctor was already three months pregnant, that is, he was born in seven months, and by the time he was my age, I was already twenty-six years old, haha. ”
Zhu Houzhao pulled his fingers and finished counting, and suddenly felt that his position as the crown prince was very stable, and his previous worries were swept away.
Zhang Yuan smiled: "What His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said is true. ”
"Yes, yes, it's best for my mother to give birth to a princess, I heard Mr. Shen say, there is something called probability, a woman is pregnant for ten months, and she gives birth to a son or a daughter, it stands to reason that it is half to half, that is, there is half a chance, I don't have to worry that my sister will rob me of the crown prince."
"In addition, there is another 10% chance of giving birth to a fool, 10% of the chance of being born and dying, 10% of the chance may be a heavenly eunuch, 10% of the chance of hanging up before he grows to the age of three, and finally he will not live to be ten years old...... Wait, I'll add it, oops, it's already ten...... It's so good! ”
Zhu Houzhao learned the half-baked "probability" from Shen Xi, and actually calculated that the child in the old lady's womb was ten percent sure that it would not affect his position as the crown prince.
Zhang Yuan shook his head when he heard this, feeling very unreliable.
What my nephew taught you?
According to this, the queen either gave birth to a princess, or the little prince will definitely die, even if she is lucky enough not to die, she is a fool or a yin and yang person?
However, Zhu Houzhao's self-consolation method worked very well, he immediately became energetic, and instructed: "Gonggong Zhang, go and bring the martial arts novels of the prince, and the palace should read the martial arts novels well!" ”
Zhang Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, no matter what, as long as the prince didn't lose his temper indiscriminately, that meant that he and the ass of the little eunuchs would not have to suffer, and he asked respectfully: "Which one does Your Highness want to read?" ”
"Look at ......"
Zhu Houzhao thought about it for a while, and suddenly became worried, "I have finished reading "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", "Dragon Babu" and "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng", I have read almost every book two or three times, and I can almost recite it. Mr. Shen too, I don't know how to write me two more. Father-in-law Zhang, you go and take a random copy to the palace, and read it to the palace. ”
This time, Zhu Houzhao didn't want to watch it by himself, but wanted to listen to the story, and he didn't have to bother his eyes to listen to others, which made him feel very comfortable.
Zhang Yuan heard that it was "casual", so he went to the bookshelf in the inner hall and took a copy, but he still picked it slightly, he took "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng", he knew that Zhu Houzhao thought Guo Jing and Xuzhu were too stupid, Qiao Feng was bright and upright, but he was from Fanbang, and Duan Yu's emotions were too entangled......
The bear child likes Lu Xiaofeng's spirit rhino finger the most, and he can resolve the opponent's attack invisibly with a finger clip, so that Zhu Houzhao has been using his finger to clip the lit candle for a few days ago, and then he can extinguish the flame with a clip, and it seems that it is done.
Picking up the book, Zhang Yuan began to read from the book, Zhu Houzhao listened very attentively, even if he had read it before, there were mistakes or omissions or places that he did not remember, and he often read and listened to it again the second time, and he would find it very interesting. I know the general direction of the story, but I will inevitably forget some details, and it still sounds fresh.
Just when the bear child was having fun, someone suddenly came outside, Zhu Houzhao looked back, and a pretty little palace maid stood at the door.
Zhang Yuan hurriedly put down the book, got up and asked, "What are you doing?" ”
The little palace maid trembled and said: "Back to Gonggong Zhang's words, the queen mother sent a slave maid to invite His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to Kunning Palace. ”
On the occasion of the Shangyuan Festival, the emperor and empress wanted to take their son to the family reunion, which was a very common thing for the royal family.
Zhu Houzhao was very happy when he saw the little palace maid's beautiful face, he ran over to help the little palace maid and asked, "Sister, how old are you?" ”
One sentence made Zhang Yuan feel the urge to vomit blood, the dignified prince actually called a little palace maid "sister", if this matter spread, this little palace maid would have to be beaten to death...... Take advantage of the crown prince, you don't want to live anymore?
But thinking about it again, this is Zhu Houzhao's initiative to be courteous, and it seems that he can't blame others.
The "tricks" of these pickled girls were learned by Zhu Houzhao from martial arts novels, and a certain shameless little prince called the little girl "fairy sister" all day long in order to pick up girls, and finally hugged the beauty. Zhu Houzhao immediately adopted this method, stalking and fighting, and when he went up, he grabbed the slender jade hand of the little palace maid and pinched it in his palm and rubbed it carefully.
The little palace maid was not very old, only fourteen or fifteen years old, and she was extremely frightened when she saw Zhu Houzhao behaving like this, but her hand was grabbed by Zhu Houzhao and she didn't even dare to move.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince asked you, didn't you hear it?" Zhang Yuan said with a straight face at this time.
The little palace maid was so frightened that she hurriedly replied: "Slave maid...... Fifteen years old. ”
"You're fifteen, I'm thirteen...... No, I'm fourteen years old, you see that we are the same age, you are one year older than me, will I call you sister in the future? ”
Zhu Houzhao took the little palace maid and walked into the dormitory, and when he got to the bed, he shouted at Zhang Yuan, "Father-in-law Zhang, you go out, there is something to do in this palace, you can't come in and disturb!" ”
Zhang Yuan finally felt that something was wrong.
The prince is now thirteen years old, and he is no longer an open-minded child, and the reason why the emperor and the empress removed all the palace maids inside and outside the palace is that they are afraid that Zhu Houzhao will mess with the palace maids.
But at this time, Zhang Yuan didn't have the courage to disobey the prince, so he could only try his best to save: "His Royal Highness the Prince......"
"Get out!"
Zhu Houzhao took out his majesty, "If you don't leave, this palace will ask someone to break your dog's legs!" ”
Zhang Yuan was very worried that something would happen, but under the coercion of the bear child, he had to obediently go out of the dormitory, he knew each other very well, and he was afraid that people would see the situation inside, so he closed the palace door, and guarded the door alone, afraid that someone would come to disturb him, so that even if there was something, he could not admit it afterwards.
And inside, Zhu Houzhao was like a victorious general enjoying his spoils, reaching out to untie the clothes on the little palace maid.
The little palace maid was ignorant and didn't know how to resist at all, and finally her delicate body fell on the prince's sleeping couch, her body was tense, and she let Zhu Houzhao do whatever she wanted.
But Zhu Houzhao has no experience in this area, even if he probably knows, he doesn't know a lot of things, and finally he asked the little palace maid curiously: "Hey, sister, do you know how...... Have a baby? ”
The little palace maid shook her head honestly.
"Forget it, you don't know, I'll look into it. You lie down and don't move, if you move, you may not be able to have children, I only ask! ”
Zhu Houzhao seriously began to "study."
After two quarters of an hour, there was a sudden cry of "wow" in the dormitory, which startled Zhang Yuan who was standing at the door, Zhang Yuan didn't dare to push the door in, and hurriedly asked through the door: "Your Highness, what's wrong?" ”
"It's okay, it's okay, this palace is fine, you are not allowed to come in!" Zhu Houzhao is still in it to continue his great transformation from a boy to a man.
Finally, after another incense time, the door of the palace suddenly opened with a "bang", the little palace maid rushed out of it with her clothes, crying and running away, Zhang Yuan couldn't help but sigh in distress, walked into the palace door, and saw the dormitory, the disheveled Zhu Houzhao was holding a small obscene clothes, sniffing hard, and said while sniffing: "Well, it's so fragrant." ”
Zhang Yuan hurriedly stepped forward: "Your Highness, you ...... Are you sick? ”
"It's okay, the blood is not from the palace, it's the young lady just now, I don't know why she is bleeding." Zhu Houzhao pursed his lips and said, "You call someone to come in and clean up, remember just now she said that the queen mother asked the palace to go to Kunning Palace, and the palace went first, and after you cleaned up, you will come with you." ”
Zhang Yuan saw the bloodstains and knew what was going on, thinking to himself, if the prince went to Kunning Palace at this time and was asked by the queen, wouldn't everything be exposed? He hurriedly asked the little eunuch to enter the palace to clean up, helped Zhu Houzhao get dressed, and the master and servant went to Kunning Palace. (To be continued.) )