Chapter 1041: Poisoning

Li Zhongyi went to the East Flower Hall to take a look, couldn't help frowning, and immediately ordered his subordinates: "What are you doing here?" Why don't you hurry up and bring the decanting soup? ”

"Whoa." Li Zhongyi spoke, and the maids around Li Qiniang immediately moved step by step under the guidance of the baton.

Most of the service processes of Lao Li's back house are standardized operations, and they can be pursued backwards and implemented to specific people.

The sobering soup had actually been boiled a long time ago, but Li Qiniang drank too much and didn't give orders, and the maids didn't dare to make their own decisions.

In fact, Li Jiajun's situation is roughly similar. Under the strict and meticulous constraints of the order, the military orders handed down by Li Zhongyi can be quickly implemented.

The rules are not without loopholes. In case Li Zhongyi was killed or surrounded by enemy troops, the plan left by the Senate Department became the only action guide for Li Jiajun.

Nothing is perfect!

After so many years of continuous revision and improvement, the regulations formulated by Li Zhongyi have undergone earth-shaking and astonishing changes compared with the situation when they were only a few pages long.

The head of the house came to give orders, and the people immediately found the backbone, and the decanting soup was quickly served.

It's just that the three ladies in the Donghua Hall don't know the power of the special brew "Daughter Red", and they poured a bowl of decanting soup, but none of them woke up.

However, this is not difficult for Li Zhongyi, a famous doctor. He immediately ordered someone to milk the goat, mix the egg whites, pound the red fruit, pears and other fruits into juice, mix them together, and feed them to the three drunken cats.

However, to Li Zhongyi's surprise, in addition to Li Qiniang opening her drunken eyes and calling her "Li Lang" vaguely, Mrs. Zhang and Kong Daiyao may have been poisoned by alcohol, not only salivating at the corners of their mouths, but also drunk and talking.

There was no way, Li Zhongyi could only arrange the tools for gastric lavage. In this era when there are no plastic and rubber products, it is too time-consuming to drill hollow bamboo pipes, and Li Zhongyi can only order people to use water hyacinth for marching and fighting.

None of the people in the house had ever operated the work of gastric lavage, and Li Zhongyi could only go into battle in person. Li Qiniang's physique is good, her ability to metabolize alcohol is good, the degree of drunkenness is mild, and there is no danger to her life for the time being.

Kong Daiyao's alcohol was shallow, and she was the most drunk, so Li Zhongyi ordered someone to hold Kong Daiyao's body, he pinched Kong Daiyao's sandalwood mouth with his own hands to make it impossible to close his mouth, and then held the water hyacinth with his right hand and poured water directly into Kong Daiyao's throat.

poured and vomited, vomited, tossed five or six times, and in the end, Kong Daiyao even vomited out of the green bitter bile. Li Zhongyi breathed a sigh of relief and ordered someone to put her down, and then poured a mixture of goat milk, egg whites and fruit juice.

After Mrs. Zhang was cleaned up, Li Zhongyi couldn't help wiping the sweat on his forehead and instructed: "Come on, send Mrs. Zhang and the little lady of the Kong family back to the Confucian Mansion, and be sure to tell Kong Kun clearly, just say that his wife and daughter are too happy to drink, and they can only drink goat's milk or gruel when they wake up." ”

After Li Zhongyi finished arranging, he picked up Li Qiniang, who was like a drunk cat, and wanted to go back to the room to rest.

Unexpectedly, several maids and maids in the Confucian Mansion were so frightened that their faces were like dirt and trembling.

The green-clothed girl led by her knelt on the ground and kowtowed, crying and begging for mercy: "...... If my wife and little lady return home with such a sloppy appearance, the slaves will have to be beaten half to death and bought into a dirty land. I beg you to be merciful, and let my wife and little lady wake up before returning home...... Please......"

Li Zhongyi looked at Kong Daiyao, the little lady's three buns, the corners of her lips, her pink cheeks, and her beautiful dress were full of vomiting filth, and the clothes from the inside to the outside were all soaked.

Looking at Mrs. Zhang again, the situation is roughly the same, in short, the embarrassment is extreme.

To be honest, Li Zhongyi was a little hesitant. After all, one is a woman, and the other is an unmarried maid, if you rashly stay outside the Kong family, I am afraid that there will be gossip.

Li Zhongyi is definitely a guy, there is no doubt about that, but he thinks he is a man with good taste.

As the saying goes, a friend's wife, don't be bullied. In the same way, the wives and daughters of the subordinates are not allowed to play!

"Oh, your head of the house is so conservative?" Li Zhongyi thought about it for a while, and asked the green-clothed girl who was the leader.

"If you go back to the Lord, the slave and maid are cheaply named Green Shoots...... It's not the slave who dares to chew the root of the master's tongue...... It's just that if the lady and the little lady go back like this, the slaves and maids will definitely be sold to that kind of dirty place...... "The big girl in green clothes named Green Sprout is a good timid little girl, in front of Li Zhongyi, although her trembling face is colorless, she actually made the general meaning clear.

Li Zhongyi touched his chin, squinted his eyes and thought for a moment, and then was relieved. Kong Kun hated people the most in his life and said that he was a shameless outer hole, so the rules in Kong Kun's mansion were ridiculously big. The subordinates in the Confucian Mansion will be beaten up and then find human teeth to sell.

It's just that Li Zhongyi didn't expect that Kong Kun would sell them into a dirty place in order to punish the servants who made mistakes in the family.

"If that's the case, then you can stay here and take care of Qi Niang for me." Li Zhongyi was an extremely decisive person, and he immediately instructed his maidservant, "You, you...... And you, send Mrs. Zhang's mother and daughter back to Confucius. If the people of the Confucian Mansion asked, you would say that the little maids of the green sprouts were very good-eyed and very good at talking, and Qi Niang was very happy with them, so they stayed. Oh, by the way, bring two thousand yuan over and give it to the people of the Confucian Mansion, and by the way, get back the deed of sale of the green shoots and the others. ”

"Whoa." The six or seven sword maids who were personally ordered by Li Zhongyi immediately took Mrs. Zhang's mother and daughter out.

Green Sprouts and the maidservants kneeling behind her were all surprised and crazy, they thought that their future fate would be extremely miserable. Who would have thought that Li Zhongyi would be willing to spend a huge amount of money to buy them into the Li family, which is simply a blessing!

The slave and maid swore that they would serve their masters well and go to the sword mountain and the sea of fire, and they were all willing. If this oath is violated, the sky will thunder five times. Green Sprout and a few handmaidens wept with joy and kowtowed heavily.

"That's it, as long as you serve Qi Niang well, it's okay, I don't swear by blocking spells here." Li Zhongyi was speechless for a while, just a servant girl of the Confucian family, and she actually made a chapter when she was exported, and she would quote scriptures.

It seems that Kong Kun is indeed a guy who cherishes feathers too much, but the means of governing the family are too harsh!

After Li Zhongyi sent Lu Ya and the others away, he hugged Li Qiniang and strode back to her boudoir.

Li Qiniang, who is drunk, is not so ladylike in the bed. She cried for a while, laughed for a while, hugged Li Zhongyi for a foolish kiss for a while, and then vomited wildly, vomiting all over Li Zhongyi's body.

Li Zhongyi knew in his heart that his own woman was very uncomfortable with alcohol, and it was inevitable that she would drink some warm porridge and vomit up. He deliberately stayed to take care of Li Qiniang, mainly because his daughter's body was too delicate and must not be careless.

A little careless, let the cold air hit the abdomen, I am afraid that it will seriously affect Li Qiniang's ability to give birth to heirs in the future.

Li Qiniang made a fuss until four o'clock in the morning, which barely stopped, Li Zhongyi couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief, hugged her into the huge bath tub, washed and peeled her with his own hands, and then hugged her into the big bed.

Just when Li Zhongyi was lying on a high bed and making up for sleep, Kong Kun's family caused a great turmoil.

Kong Kun looked at the drunken Mrs. Zhang and the ugly Kong Daiyao mother and daughter, and was already furious, and when he learned that the green shoots and several people were afraid of the crime and did not dare to come back, they were extremely angry, and smashed his most beloved Jin Dynasty vase on the spot.

"Woohoo, the great luck of Kongmen, there is such a bad wife and daughter, Sven is swept away, and his face is gone, I ...... I'm going to divorce my wife...... I must divorce my wife......" Kong Kun roared angrily, but it did not wake up Mrs. Zhang, mother and daughter, who were suffering from the sequelae of acute alcohol poisoning, as if they were like Tilian, lying side by side on the couch, drunk and unconscious.

Li Zhongyi was tossed by his own woman for most of the night, extremely tired, and slept darkly, naturally he didn't know that Kong Kun was clamoring to divorce his wife.

I don't know how long it took, Li Zhongyi slowly woke up from his dark and sweet dreams, and before he could open his eyes, he felt abnormal chest tightness.

Li Zhongyi has never stopped working hard to keep his muscles and bones, and every morning when he wakes up, he must have a good condition of morning erection.

However, Li Qiniang, who was lying on Li Zhongyi's body and couldn't wake up, one of her pink legs happened to be in the wrong place, which instantly ignited the man's heart and exploded.

Li Qiniang is a man's heart after all, Li Zhongyi promised to wait for the world to be decided, he will definitely hold a vigorous wedding ceremony for her, even if her heart is booming, after all, she is not willing to eat her completely.

Li Zhongyi took a cold shower and was about to eat breakfast, when Li Yanqing hurried over and reported what happened to the Kong family.

Although Kong Kun is a disciple of Confucius, he has always regarded himself as an authentic descendant, and he seems to be a little stupid, but in fact, he knows how to work around. Otherwise, he wouldn't have taken the initiative to join my shogunate. Li Zhongyi didn't look at Li Yanqing, who was standing respectfully, he squinted, touched his chin, and said to himself suspiciously, "No, what kind of trouble is this surnamed Kong?" ”

Li Yanqing didn't dare to answer Li Zhongyi's words, he always had a doubt in his heart, how could Kong Kun, an old pedant and upright gentleman, allow his wife and daughter to approach Li Qiniang, who has no official name?

According to the rules of the Military Department, anyone who approaches the Lao Li family, whether it is a family of gate lords or a flat-headed grass people, must secretly investigate their background and family relationships, so as to find out the flaws that may harbor evil intentions.

Therefore, when Mrs. Zhang personally wrote a letter to Li Qiniang, Li Yanqing had already arranged enough manpower to investigate Mrs. Zhang's family background.

It's just that Mrs. Zhang's net worth is very innocent, and there is no scandal circulating, Li Yanqing didn't find a flaw for a while, so he could only secretly insert eyeliner inside the Kong family to observe closely.

According to the news that Li Yanqing knew, Kong Daiyao's alcohol consumption was indeed not good, but according to the descendants of the Kong family, Mrs. Zhang's alcohol consumption was really not small, how could she get drunk so easily?

This is indeed a big suspicion, but Li Yanqing has no ironclad evidence in his hand, and he doesn't dare to violate the principle of doing things like an eagle dog, so he temporarily pressed the courage to mention it with Li Zhongyi.

The so-called authorities are obsessed, no matter how shrewd and capable Li Zhongyi is, after all, the things he cares about are limited, and they are just small things that he didn't pay much attention to before, so it is inevitable that he will not think about it so thoroughly.

"You say, Lao Kong was angry because I interfered in his family affairs and bought those handmaids? Or, for some other reason? Li Zhongyi touched his short beard, somewhat puzzled.

The matter involved Li Qiniang's perception, and Li Yanqing had no evidence in his hand, so it was impossible to put Mrs. Zhang into a separate volume of conspiracies and tricks based on speculation.

"Master, I think that Kong Kun Lao'er is only afraid that because you gave the huge sum of money to buy a maidservant, you can't pull off your face, right?" Li Zhongyi asked, but Li Yanqing did not dare not answer.

It's just that this kind of housework in the back house is completely different from military affairs and government affairs, and Li Yanqing will never dare to say anything, so as not to cause trouble and harm his children and grandchildren.

"Uh-huh, no, you're definitely not telling the truth." Li Zhongyi's sudden questioning, Li Yanqing only felt that his head had swelled to ten years, and he didn't say his guess, but he was afraid that his head was going to move. (https:)

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