I saw what I shouldn't see, and heard what I shouldn't hear, do you want to strike first and kill this dog emperor? Waiting online, it's urgent......

Xia Yuanji looked left and right, looked at his old arms and legs, and then looked at Zhu Laosi, who was on his back, and finally had to give up this extremely tempting idea.

After a burst of chickens and dogs, Zhu Gaoxu finally caught the little rooster that almost escaped in his hand again, and then stood in front of Zhu Laosi with a smile, looking a little helpless.

Zhu Laosi looked at this second son, who was taller than himself, and suddenly wanted to laugh.

No matter how tall his son is, he is also his own son, and his silly appearance seems to be no different from when he was a child?

Seeing the corners of Zhu Laosi's mouth rise, Zhu Gaoxu hurriedly raised the little in his hand, and said with a smile: "That Yang crazy fried is delicious!" Today, the child invites his father to eat chicken! ”

The smile on the corner of his mouth disappeared, and Zhu Laosi snorted and said, "Who told you to come to Shuntianfu?" I don't know how much of a sin it is to leave the fiefdom without an edict? ”

Zhu Gaochi leaned over and bowed down and said, "Father, it was Erchen who wrote a letter to the second brother, calling him to come to Shuntianfu to relax, so that he could accompany Erchen to talk." ”

Zhu Laosi didn't pay attention to this bullshit, but snorted dryly and ordered: "Let's go, let that little bastard go and fry this chicken, let's have a good drink tonight." ”

Zhu Laosi is the emperor, yes, but Zhu Laosi is also a father - before his son does not threaten his throne, Zhu Laosi prefers to see his sons get along in harmony rather than sabre-rattling.

The scene of the brother and brother Gong in front of him undoubtedly shows that the relationship between the two Zhu Gaochi brothers is good, just like the relationship between himself and his eldest brother Zhu Biao.

Pity......

As soon as he stepped into the Yang family Zhuangzi, Zhu Laosi said with a smile: "If all the Zhuangzi in the world are like this Yang family Zhuangzi, how many should there be." ”

The corners of Xia Yuanji's mouth couldn't help twitching, and he said in a low voice: "There are cement roads paved in this Zhuangzi, where are other Zhuangzi having this good thing?" The champion is willing to spend money on the villagers, but the other squires are willing to do it? ”

Seeing Xia Yuanji jumping out again to block himself, Zhu Laosi couldn't help but snort, and went straight to Zhu Gaochi's small courtyard under the leadership of Zhu Gaochi's brothers, and by the way, Zhu Gaochu went to notify Yang Shaofeng and his son to come over.

When Yang Jichun saw Zhu Laosi, he hesitated at first, and then pushed the golden mountain to bow down like a jade pillar, and choked up: "Humble Yang Jichun, long live my emperor, long live, long live!" ”

Zhu Laosi circled around Yang Jichun, who was kneeling on the ground, and snorted coldly: "You didn't want me to give you the title at the beginning, you had to change this thousand acres of fertile land, do you regret it now?" ”

Yang Jichun shook his head and said, "No regrets." Your Majesty doesn't know that there are still a hundred and ten old brothers in the army in the Yang family's Zhuangzi, and they often drink with them, but they are also happy.

As for the title, although the humble wants it, this leg is already useless, and he can no longer carry a knife into battle, and asking for a knighthood is just a shame for His Majesty, it is better to farm honestly. ”

Zhu Lao Siqiang resisted the urge to kick it, and snorted coldly: "Get up." You gave birth to a good son, you blocked me back then, and now this bastard thing is also blocking me, I really want to hang both of you father and son and smoke! ”

Yang Jichun stood up from the ground and sold his son: "If that little rabbit cub makes Your Majesty angry, hang him up and smoke him later!" ”

Yang Shaofeng, who had just accompanied Yang Jichun to get up from the ground, looked at his father with a confused expression, and then at the little rooster that was still in Zhu Gaoxu's hands, and couldn't help but be angry in his heart.

Why? If you want to be hung up and smoked, you have to slaughter your own chickens, and you will entertain this family with good wine and food? You guys are bandits?

Zhu Laosi glared at Yang Shaofeng and sneered, "What are you still standing here for?" Why don't you go and slaughter the chicken? Hurry up, prepare the wine and food, and hang you up and smoke a quarter of an hour late! ”

As for saying that this chicken was stolen by Zhu Gaoxu from Yang Shaofeng's family - his father, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, his old man also stole a cow, what is it to steal a chicken.

Yang Shaofeng looked at Zhu Laosi's appearance as a bandit, coupled with Zhu Laosi's relieved look when he looked at Zhu Gaochi's brothers, as if his son would steal chickens and how glorious it was, and then looked at his little rooster's loveless appearance, he couldn't help but snort secretly several times in his heart, and then carried the little rooster to the kitchen.

Glaring at Zhu Zhanji, who came over, Yang Shaofeng couldn't help but snort coldly, stretched out a finger, and said to Zhu Zhanji: "Another one, one or two silver, on your account, nine out of thirteen, the interest rate of the donkey rolling, remember to pay back the money quickly!" ”

Zhu Zhanji sighed indifferently and said: "The chicken was stolen by the second uncle, and it was eaten by my grandfather, you slaughtered it and cooked it, what does it have to do with me?" Even if you look through the Da Ming Law, you can't find this one~"

……

Zhu Laosi also fell in love with the Yang family Zhuangzi inexplicably, so much so that after dealing with Zheng He's sacrifice of prisoners and the border market, he would run to the Yang family Zhuangzi after a little time.

For many old people in Yangjia Zhuangzi, many old guys from Yanshan Zuowei know the identity of Zhu Laosi, but they know but can't say it.

For the young men on the Yang family's Zhuangzi, this is a little old man with a strange temper, the godfather of the eldest young master, who likes to hang out in the Zhuangzi when he has nothing to do.

The ones who like Zhu Laosi the most are actually not those old brothers from Yanshan Zuowei, nor Zhu Zhanji and Yang Shaofeng, nor the two brothers Zhu Gaochi who are always scolded, but those bear children in the village.

The old man is very good, not only does he not have any shelves, but he always carries candy in his sleeves, as long as he wants to eat candy, he can go to the old man to cheat on one or two.

As for the old man always likes to take the two dogs of the eldest young master's family out for a walk, it is nothing to the bear children who are not afraid of the ground these days, anyway, those two beasts are very humane, and the people on the Zhuangzi never bite, and they like to tickle them the most.

Zhu Laosi sat under the big willow tree basking in the sun as usual, and in front of him were two big black dogs lying on their stomachs.

In a month's time, Ergouzi and Zhu Zhanji, the mastiff dog called the big dog, grew a little, and it was no longer a fleshy black briquette, but two and a half sized dogs, similar to the size of ordinary earth dogs.

In addition to running around Zhuangzi every day, these two dogs like to be taken out by Zhu Laosi for the rest of the time, and then lie down in front of Zhu Laosi and squint.

Zhu Laosi sometimes couldn't help but sigh, this emperor has been in office for a long time and is really boring, he is regarded as a lonely person in front of him, and he doesn't even have a confidant, so he can only say a lot to these two beasts: "You say, are those two bastards sleeping again?" In my opinion, except for the earth dragon turning over, these two bastards are unwilling to move! ”

The two dogs didn't know what Zhu Laosi was talking about, and they didn't care what Zhu Laosi thought, anyway, they had beef to eat with the old man, which was better than anything else.

Zhu Laosi just threw out a piece of beef, intending to see who could grab these two fools, but saw that the second dog suddenly squinted his eyes, got up with the big dog, the dog hair all over his body exploded, and his mouth let out a whimper.

Zhu Laosi curiously followed the eyes of the second dog, but saw nothing, the big dog suddenly turned around and bit his trouser leg, intending to drag himself away.

It's weird.

After coming to Shuntianfu for more than half a month, these two beasts have never behaved like this except for their spiritual side.

The second dog turned around and roared at the big dog, and kept spinning around on the ground, the big dog suddenly became a little anxious, and the dog's mouth that was pulling Zhu Laosi's trouser leg was even harder.

Zhu Laosi touched the head of the big dog with a smile, and said with a smile: "What? Someone's coming? ”

The big dog was even more anxious, let go of Zhu Laosi, ran away two steps, turned back and wagged his tail at Zhu Laosi, signaling Zhu Laosi to follow him quickly, until Zhu Laosi followed him, the two dogs trotted in front and went towards the inside of Zhuangzi.

All the way back to the small courtyard where Zhu Zhanji and Yang Shaofeng were, the two dogs rushed into the courtyard and barked wildly, while Yang Shaofeng and Zhu Zhanji each occupied a reclining chair to stand up.

Zhu Laosi couldn't help but scold with a dark face: "Look at the lazy appearance of the two of you, you can't compare to the big dog and the second dog!" ”

After Yang Shaofeng and Zhu Zhanji got up and saluted, Zhu Laosi said, "What's the matter?" These two brutes had never been like this before. ”

Yang Shaofeng hesitated: "Didn't you have a dog plague?" Why don't you stew the big dog? The dog meat is quite fragrant. ”

Zhu Zhanji said angrily: "Fart! If you want to stew, stew your second dog, my big dog is not as good as you! ”

Zhu Laosi scolded angrily with a dark face: "Lao Tzu killed you two brutes!" ”

Yang Shaofeng was about to see if Zhu Laosi would be bitten when he hit the Tibetan mastiff, but he saw Zhu Laosi's hand pumping towards him and Zhu Zhanji.

With a strange scream, he dodged Zhu Laosi's slap, and Yang Shaofeng said: "Grandfather is angry, and grandson knows that he is wrong!" ”

Zhu Laosi was even more angry, pointed at Yang Shaofeng and scolded: "Okay, little bastard, you dare to hide!" ”

was about to take a step forward and smoke again, but Zhu Laosi suddenly stumbled, if it weren't for Yang Shaofeng and Zhu Zhanji hurriedly stepping forward to support him, I was afraid that Zhu Laosi would have to fall down at this moment.

The barking of the big dog and the second dog became more and more manic, and the dogs in the whole Zhuangzi also barked, and even the chickens and ducks who usually did not dare to bark loudly also called.

Yang Shaofeng was stunned, but he heard someone outside the door shouting: "The pig has run away!" Come on! ”

The sudden appearance of a big rooster at the head of the wall, the shaking from the feet, and the falling tiles on the roof, clearly showed the cause of all this - an earthquake!

Yang Shaofeng let out a groaning scream from his mouth, and then pulled Zhu Laosi and ran out, shouting to the dog as he ran: "Go to the master and the lady, and let everyone in the Zhuangzi go to the school!" ”

PS: Yesterday's sacrifice was really useful, and I got up early today, and I wasn't too sleepy when I coded words. Since it is effective, then I will continue to sacrifice "The Great Good Doctor" today