Chapter 53: The Art of Foxes
Hearing a coquettish laughter, Fan Li couldn't help but feel a wave in his heart, and then he was shocked, he had never heard such a breathtaking laughter in the world. Fan Li thinks that he is a very determined man, and he can sit still with a peerless beauty like Xi Shi Zheng Dan, but now he doesn't see anyone, but he can hardly control himself when he hears a coquettish smile. What kind of woman should this be!
With laughter, a red cloud floated in. A girl in a long red dress floated in, smiling like a flower, light as a swallow, a thousand delicate, ten thousand styles. Fan Li suddenly felt his blood boiling, his mind immediately dizzy, his body reacted instantly, and he hurriedly lowered his head, he was afraid that if he looked at it again, he would not be able to control it and make a fool of himself.
The girl ran over in broken steps, saluted Tiger Hill, smiled and said, "Daddy, what's the matter with calling the child?" ”
Huqiu said: "Zimei, the benefactor is here, why don't you go and see each other soon!" ”
The girl turned her face and saw Fan Li, her face flushed, she smiled shyly, and bowed: "It turned out that Mr. was here, and the little woman Zimei had seen Mr." ”
Fan Li suddenly panicked and didn't know what to do. hurriedly returned the salute, and his embarrassment was unbearable. I was ashamed in my heart, why did I panic like this?
Zimei pursed her lips and smiled, and suddenly saw Xi Shi and Zheng Dan, she couldn't help but scream softly, she was shocked by the natural and simple beauty of Xi Shi and Zheng Dan, she has always thought highly of herself. I never knew that there was such a beautiful girl in the world.
Hu Qiu said: "Zimei, these girls are all distinguished guests who came with their benefactors, meet them quickly,"
Zi Mei said: "I've seen my sisters. ”
Xi Shi and Zheng Dan were suddenly flustered and at a loss, although they were both girls, but when they saw Zimei's charming, they couldn't help but jump up "dong dong", their faces were on fire, and they also had inexplicable impulses on their bodies. hurriedly returned the salute, but it seemed clumsy and ridiculous.
Hu Qiu smiled and said: "Zimei, here's the thing, we guard the tomb for King Yu, originally we didn't ask about the world, but now the situation is different, the benefactor in order to restore the country, to the King of Wu to offer these beauties, but these girls only have natural beauty, not enough to bewitch King Wu, you can teach them some of your fox skills, it can be done." ”
Zimei restrained her smile: "Daddy, can you promise so easily?" Don't you know that this can't be passed on? ”
Hu Qiu said: "The benefactor saved your brother's life, we can't repay it, now the benefactor is in trouble, can we not help?" ”
Zimei said: "It's not that the child doesn't repay the kindness, but it is really a strict divine discipline, if the charm is spread to the world, it will inevitably harm the world and lead to fornication." The child will also be damned, and it will affect Daddy and Brother. ”
Fan Li bowed down and said, "Old man, since it's so difficult, then forget it, let's find another way." ”
Hu Qiu's white beard trembled, and suddenly burst into tears, clasped his hands into fists, and prayed to the void: "Heavenly Father and Earth Mother, the gods in the past, Xiaoxian has guarded the tomb for King Yu for thousands of years, abiding by the divine teachings, and has never overpassed. Please protect it from the gods! ”
Fan Li stepped forward and said: "Old man, for the restoration of Dayue, the immortal family risked the curse of heaven, and Fan Li was uneasy. ”
Hu Qiu said: "Heaven's will is like this, Mr. doesn't have to shirk, if the gods blame, it is also my Hu family who should have this calamity!" ”
Zimei said: "Since Daddy insists on this, the child will take a risk." ”
Fan Li said: "I will bring the king to thank Miss Zimei." Said to Xi Shi Zheng Danluo Jiang: "Miss Zimei will be your master in the future, you will call her Senior Sister Zimei in the future." Come over and thank you, Sister Zimei. ”
The three girls stepped forward, curtled their knees, and bowed deeply: "Senior Sister Zimei!" ”
Zimei returned the ceremony and said: "Back then, Pangu woke up in the chaos, wielded a magic axe and the heavens and the earth opened, and the female snail created a man, and taught the fox the art to help the population reproduce. The acquired way is abolished, benevolence and virtue are prospered, and this technique is annihilated. Daji obtained this technique, and the Shang Tang was destroyed. The divine training is out, and it is strictly forbidden to spread this technique to the world. Now that the family has an order, ask Zimei to teach this technique to help Dayue restore the country, are you willing to practice? ”
Xi Shi said: "Dayue destroyed the country, the king was humiliated, and the people suffered. There are many people who dare to die, and women are also hot-blooded. When we were summoned by the general, we have already put life and death on the line of honor and disgrace, and as long as we can help restore the country, we are willing to be taught. ”
Zheng Dan also said: "We are willing to practice. ”
Zimei said: "Okay, let me briefly say it first, the art of fox charm is divided into seven categories: etiquette, etiquette, song, dance, appearance, makeup, and room, and hundreds of subcategories. For example, the category of tolerance can be divided into 72 types such as crying, laughing, body, and step, and there are 108 kinds of laughter. For another example, makeup can be divided into morning makeup, evening makeup, and heavy makeup. Light makeup, glamorous makeup, glamorous makeup. Fifty-six kinds of makeup, including fox makeup. If you learn it all, it will take years. But that's not needed, it's enough to deal with ordinary people like Wu Wangfucha. ”
Xi Shi and Zheng Dan only stared at each other, it was so complicated, can they learn it?
Zimei said: "This also depends on different people, different identities, and different emphases. When you learn it, your original person is completely hidden, and if you don't want others to know your mind, you can disguise yourself. No one else will know what is going on in your heart. ”
Fan Li sighed: "There is still so much knowledge in this matter." ”
Zimei continued: "It's a little difficult to be in the category of houses, where several sisters are virgins who have not been ordained, and if they are dedicated to King Wu, they must be virgins, so this is not easy to practice." But this is very important and must be learned. It depends on the sister's understanding. This point is discussed in detail in the "Yellow Emperor's Neijing", and we will refer to it when the time comes. ”
Of course, Xi Shi and Zheng Dan knew what sex meant, so they couldn't help but be shy and lowered their heads.
Hu Qiu said: "Zimei, let's leave these to the professor in the future." It's dawn, and the guests haven't eaten all night, so go get something to eat to entertain the guests. ”
Zihua said, "I'll prepare." As he spoke, he ran out, and after a while, he brought a large handful of banana leaves, held them in his hand, and said, "Here it is, here it is." ”
Fan Li almost laughed out loud, people say that gods and immortals don't eat fireworks in the world, but we are human beings, we have to eat. You eat banana leaves to live, we can't do it.
Zimei said, "Okay, enough to eat." As he spoke, he took out a stack of plates, then took out a pair of flower scissors, cut out a fish from banana leaves, and put it on the plate: "Shall we serve guests with fish?" ”
Zihua said, "Okay. There are also chickens, and you can't entertain distinguished guests without chickens. ”
Zimei said, "Okay, there must be chickens." So he cut out another chicken and put it on a plate.
Fan Li was surprised, Xi Shi Zheng Dan and Luo Jiang covered their mouths and smiled. Don't bring such a foolish person!
After a while, Zimei cut out a table of dishes. Hu Qiu said, "Sir, girls, please come to the table." You must be starving. Please. ”
Eating plantain leaves? Fan Li and they hesitated, they didn't know what to eat at the table? Do you eat plantain leaves? They've never eaten anything before, is it delicious?
But the host kept inviting, so he had to sit behind the table.
At this moment, a miracle happened, the banana leaves that were cut into fish really became fish, and the chickens became chickens, and what they cut into became what they became. A table of dishes, steaming hot and with an enticing aroma!
Fan Li and the three girls, their jaws fell in surprise.