The one hundred and seventeenth episode Heng Guifeng found someone to bully Gui Cicada

In addition to the normal transaction, the brothel also has a business of losing alcohol, also called "Yu Yu", this time it is the eldest young master of Deshou who is the east, he really doesn't listen to things outside the window, and only eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles. Guangdong is a piece of fat, not greedy, difficult to go to the sky, that is, Deshou is not corrupt, and his wife and concubine are at a loss when they receive money. 48,000 taels a year, Deshou does not have bribes.

The eldest young master of Deshou is accompanied by Liu Yanei, who is his master, whose belly he licks, and the ruffian Wu Yi and his gang, there are the four famous brands of the Red Gold Building, and they can be regarded as the worth of the eldest young master of Deshou. The school scholars sat among the guests, drinking, amusing themselves, singing, and dancing, and it was really a fairy day.

Qunshu first played the pipa and came to the door for a period of "Cantonese praise", and when the relationship matured, he sang: "It is difficult to have a heart in the world, and I have to pursue you even if I die." One interview is sincere, while preventing it from being silenced, and trying to see the true feelings of the fruit is just right to weigh it together. Silence and scare are so weak that we are weak-hearted, and we all prevent Bo Xing. As long as he treats me sincerely, I have to try two or three even. I think that there are thousands of customers, and there is no point in the truth, and the truth is scattered, which is more miserable than looking for a needle in a haystack. Besides, you will be true to people, and you will be sincere, and you will be able to talk to a few people. If you think about the fate of each other, you don't have to worry about it. An is scared, and you must not envy people for each reason. ”

After singing a song, it was also poignant and moving, euphemistic and beautiful, and the guests burst into warm applause. Although the eldest young master of Deshou also applauded, he didn't understand, and asked Liu Yanei: "What is this, it's a mess." What do you have a heart, I have to pursue it when I die, there is no three-legged toad, and a two-legged woman has it, do you still need a heart? Hundreds of hearts, thousands of hearts. ”

Liu Yanei hurriedly complimented: "What do these school books know, they just sing nonsense, if they understand feelings, then they won't do this business." There is also that trick Ziyong, just scribbling, it's just a donkey's lips and a horse's mouth. ”

The Gui Chan listened to this song, but it sang to his heart, and silently chanted: "Brother Wang, Brother Wang, I don't know if you are sincere, if you are sincere, I will pursue it in death." ”

The music team played a piece of folk music, which seemed to be on the boundless prairie, the blue sky was full of white clouds, the wind blew the grass and saw the cattle and sheep, the silver phoenix wore Mongolian costumes, came to a Mongolian dance, the shoulders shrugged and moved, reflecting the fierce feelings of the Mongolian girl, and the waist slowly twisted, reflecting the warm praise of nature. Suddenly the music changed tune, as if a heavy snowstorm was coming, the Mongolian girl was fighting fiercely against the wind and snow, and one moment she was blown down by the wind and snow, and she stood up again, and the next moment the mount jumped, she was upside down under the horse, and she got up again, showing the bravery and heroism of man in the struggle with nature.

After the dance, everyone responded with warm applause. Young Master Deshou didn't understand again, and asked: "With such a flat ground, why did she fall, looking at her kung fu so well, it doesn't look like her legs and feet are not good?" ”

Wu Yi hurriedly said to the person who understood: "I must have swept the floor just now, and there was a small pebble on the ground, which tripped her all of a sudden. Liu Ya was amused in her heart, but she had to climb up the pole: "Tell them not to pay the wages for sweeping the floor, it's too irresponsible for the work." ”

After singing and dancing, followed by drinking, although Young Master Deshou is massive, but his stomach is limited after all, and he can't stand it if he drinks too much, so he said to the group of books: "Drink too much!" Drink like a fish! You drink for me. ”

Qunshu is also a famous general in the wine field, she picked up the wine glass, swept the crowd for the young master Deshou, and drank and drank, she drank a little too much. Of course, the drinkers are also thinking about how to let the group drink more, which means to see her jokes.

Qunshu went to the toilet to relieve himself, and after untying his hands, he couldn't lift his pants because he was drunk. It happened that Wu Yi also went to the toilet to relieve himself, and saw the embarrassment of the group of books, and there was bad water in his stomach for a while, so he carried the group of books to the banquet, and then threw them on the ground.

Everyone saw that the group of books was showing their snow-white buttocks, and the big ** was also exposed, and they couldn't help laughing one by one. Even Yinfeng leaned back and smiled and said to everyone: "Do you still want to watch it, if you still want to watch it, I will take it off for her, and everyone will look good." ”

Wu Yi hurriedly said: "Take it off!" Take it off! If you take it off, it will be even more exciting than the show just now. I wanted to clean her just now, but I was embarrassed, for fear that the group would wake up and scold me. Now it's okay, and you'll do it for you. ”

Yinfeng grinned, and was about to come up and do it. At this time, Gui Chan was reluctant, and complained to Yinfeng and said, "Sister Yinfeng, no!" Cannot! Don't listen to their foolish coaxing, if Sister Qunshu wakes up, she won't scold us to death. As he spoke, he quickly put on his pants for Qunshu, covered her **, and then helped her to a chair to rest, at this time Qunshu was still so drunk that he didn't know anything.

Wu Yi teased Gui Chan and said: "If you don't let her take it off, then you take it off!" Gui Chan said half-angrily and half-resentfully: "Why, don't sell your body and don't look at what kind of place this is?" The eldest young master Deshou took out a large piece of silver from his bosom and said, "I'll take the money, just see if you take off your clothes?" Gui Chan blushed and said, "No! No! I don't do this for a living. ”

Yinfeng encouraged and said: "Isn't it just to take off your clothes, Gui Chan, how can there be no reason not to do it if you give money!" Wu Yi also said: "Yes, there is no reason not to do it if you give money!" Do you think I don't know, recently Gui Chan fell in love with a kid named Wang Dayan, so he won't pick up customers anymore, you think he can help you get out of the country, it's too naΓ―ve! What Yue Zhen said just now is also a bit true, that is, I think there are thousands of customers, and there is no point in the truth, and the truth is scattered, which is more miserable than looking for a needle in a haystack. Don't you think? ”

As soon as Gui Chan heard this, he was a little angry in his heart, he was angry not because of anything else, but because Wu Yi knew his secret, so he asked Wu Yi: "Who did you listen to about me and Wang Dayan." Wu Yi glanced at Yinfeng and said, "You don't need to know who you said." ”

When Gui Chan heard this, he understood a little in his heart, and said to Yinfeng: "Sister Yinfeng, I'm going to say a few words to you, how can we talk about our sisters?" Is our friendship important, or is the friendship of our guests important? Yinfeng knew that he was at a loss, so he had no choice but to say: "I'm just talking about it casually, isn't it just that I missed my mouth!" ”

Gui Chan was still angry, so he said: "If you want to say such things, I won't be able to tell you anything in the future." After saying that, he didn't pay attention to Yinfeng anymore.

Wu Yi saw that there was a little coldness, so he said: "It's idle at this time, everyone is drinking, can I tell you a story?" Liu Yanei laughed at Wu Yi and said: "What other stories do you tell, isn't it colored!" Young Master Deshou said loudly: "I am willing to listen, I am willing to listen, let's speak!" Let's talk about it! ”

Wu Yi said with a hippie smile: "However, my story is not told in vain, I have to pay." The eldest young master of Deshou immediately took out 10 taels of silver from his bosom and said: "Money, we don't have it yet, just put it in from this pocket, take it out from that pocket, there are 10 taels of silver here, you speak well, these 10 taels of silver are yours." ”

Wu Yi looked at the 10 taels of silver, and said with bad intentions: "On a big tree in a dense forest stood a male crow and a female crow. And then, there's a sheep grazing right downthere...... Suddenly, a big bad wolf came and ate the sheep! The mother crow said a word to the male crow, and the male crow raped the female crow. What did the mother crow say......

Young Master Deshou said, "How do I know what to say? Say it, say it, what do you say? ”

Liu Yanei still has some talent, and said: "Alas! Below the sheep died. ”

The drinkers burst into laughter.

Young Master Deshou still didn't understand a little and asked, "What are you laughing at, why did the male crow rape the female crow?" It's not good, it's not good. ”

Wu Yi talked again: "There was an adult man who was engaged in business came to an inn, and he saw that there were a lot of gold and silver treasures in the inn, so he asked the boss, why are there so many gold and silver treasures?" The boss told him that I had a five-year-old son and that he had won them. He does three things, if you can do it, you take all the gold and silver here, if you can't, you keep your money, many people can't do it, so my son wins...... I thought that a five-year-old child could do it, but I couldn't do it, so I gave it a try. The boss took him to a room, and there was a beautiful woman in it, and the child went over and kissed her, and he did it, and then the child went over and touched the whole body of the beauty, and he did it, and the third thing was that the child took out the little one and bent it three times......"

At this moment, everyone in the room burst into laughter.

At this moment, Young Master Deshou also understood, and said with a smile: "Okay! Good! This story is good, these 10 taels of silver are yours. Then, Wu Yi, you tell me one more, and I'll give you another 10 taels of silver. As he spoke, he took out another 10 taels of silver and put it on the table, but Wu Yi couldn't stand up, just squatted and covered his lower body. The more he couldn't stand up, the more Young Master Deshou urged him to say, "Quickly stand up and talk about another one?" ”

Wu Yi didn't stand up, Liu Ya pointed at his lower body and laughed.

Gui Chan saw Wu Yi's lowly appearance, and said casually: "Look at your little talent, it's really my aunt who taught you to practice swords, you practice swords, and you still don't practice swords, practice swords!" If you don't practice the golden sword, practice the silver sword! ”

I don't want to say this, I completely offended Wu Yi.

After drinking this time, not long after Gui Chan went back, Wu Yi came to the door and said to Gui Chan: "I heard that you said a lot of bad things about me?" Gui Chan was shocked and said: "What bad things do I say about you, you are a guest, I am a servant, it is too late to serve you, how can I say bad things about you." ”

Wu Yi said: "If you say it, don't admit it, what do you say?" Gui Chan said: "That's weird, if you say it, if you don't say it, if you don't say it, what should you do, what do you say?" Wu Yi said: "You have to apologize to me and restore my reputation." ”

Gui Chan thought that it was really reasonable and unclear to encounter such a scoundrel, so he said: "How do you say to apologize?" Wu Yi said: "You have to invite a table in Wanghai Tower, and the money is not much, 20 taels of silver is enough." Gui Chan was shocked: "20 taels of silver, why should I spend 20 taels of silver to invite you!" ”

Wu Yi said scoundrelly: "If you don't invite it, that's good, you have a good look!" As he spoke, he roared, and seven or eight strong men came up, all of them fierce and vicious, and it seemed that they were about to beat Gui Cicada violently.

At this time, the old bustard was soft and bullying, and he heard everything downstairs, but he didn't dare to go upstairs to administer justice.

At this time, Qunshu and Yaling both came over. Qunshu smiled and said to Wu Yi: "Where did our little girl offend you, and let you be so angry?" Wu Yi said to Qunshu: "You don't know, since Gui Chan fell in love with Wang Dayan, that kid, he was ungrateful, not only ignored me, but also said bad things about me. You think I don't know anything, you're wrong, I'm a roundworm in your stomach, I know everything. ”

Qunshu smiled and said: "Ah, it's just this little thing, I thought it was a big deal, you are also hearsay, we are school books, how can there be a reason not to serve guests, let me persuade Sister Gui Chan, everything is easy to say." Wu Yi yelled: "You like to set up a table or not, if you don't set up a table and don't apologize, let's ride a donkey and read the record book - we'll see!" Walk! ”

Wu Yi led the gang away violently.

Seeing that they were all gone, Qunshu breathed a sigh of relief and said to Gui Chan: "Gui Chan, I didn't say you, these people are not good people, they are all powerful, what are you provoking them for, can't you hide if you can't provoke them!" Gui Chan said: "This is strange, how did some of the words I say reach his ears!" Who is this who has spoken? Yaling said: "I see Wu Yilao walking around Yinfeng's house, if you can't figure it out, Yinfeng is good at pulling his wife's tongue!" Gui Chan thought about it and said, "Who is it if it's not her?" ”

Qunshu persuaded: "Anyway, people like Wu Yi can't afford to offend, he has people in the underworld and white, not to mention us, it's Hongjin Building, he said that if he smashes it, he will really smash it, and the old lady has no choice." Break the wealth and avoid disasters, otherwise, this guest will be invited, if there is no money, let's sisters make up some money. ”

Gui Chan thought for a while and said: "So far, it can only be like this, the kindness of the sisters to help the little sister, the little sister will never forget for the rest of her life." When I have money in the future, I will definitely pay it back. Qunshu said: "What are you talking about, if it wasn't for you last time, I would be embarrassed!" ”

After listening to Qunshu's advice, Gui Chan also wanted to calm things down, so he set up a table in Wanghai Tower, and invited Qunshu, Gui Feng, and Yaling to accompany him, wanting to resolve this matter. Unexpectedly, when it was time to eat, Wu Yi brought seventy or eighty people, and they received an invitation from Wu Yi to come here for a full meal.

As soon as Gui Chan saw such people coming, he was a little angry, and said to Wu Yi: "Uncle Wu, you said that you asked me to spend 20 taels of silver for a meal, no, I also arranged it." What does it mean that you have brought so many men? ”

Wu Yi said: "If you want to use these 20 taels of silver, send me away, it's not so easy." Everyone is here, you have to be invited, you have to be invited if you are not invited, and let you know what the three eyes of Ma Wangye are, and you will have a little heart in the future, if you offend me, it is a curtain on the wall - no door! You can't eat and walk around. ”

Qunshu also got angry and said: "Manly man, the words fell to the ground and smashed into a pit, didn't you go back on your word?" Yaling said: "It's no different from a scoundrel." Even Yinfeng couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "Uncle Wu, aren't you obviously unreasonable, you asked Gui Chan to treat you, Gui Chan also invited, and you brought so many people here, you take the money?" If you take the money, you can ask for it as much as you want. If Gui Cicada is asked to pay for it, how can there be such a reason in the world? ”

Wu Yi played a trick and said to Xiao Er: "Call your boss?" After a while, the boss came upside down and asked, "What's the matter with this uncle?" Wu Yi came to a scoundrel to beat the passerby, and the single coat fell into the mud puddle - unreasonable (li) to make trouble (Nao) and said to the boss: "Put 10 more tables, and the money will be paid by Gui Chan's school book." The boss had no choice but to nod and say, "No matter who comes out, as long as someone comes out." ”

Gui Chan roared loudly: "I will pay for this table, other banquets, whoever likes it will come out, anyway, I won't out." ”

The hotel owner looked at Wu Yi and Gui Chan, and didn't know who should pay for the table again, so he simply didn't move.

At this time, those who were called to eat were not satisfied, and said babblingly: "Hungry, it's time to eat." "Call us, no one has taken the money yet, what's going on!" "If I had known about this, I wouldn't have come."

Liu Yanei said helpfully: "This money should be paid by Gui Chan, his legs are split and pulled is money, where do you care about this bit of silver!" Wu Yi's fox friends also coaxed and said: "Usually we pay to feed them, but now it's hard to catch them, and it's time to bleed." ”

Seeing that Qunshu, Yinfeng, Gui Chan, and Yaling were in a situation of being weak and isolated, the game between sheep and wolves could only end miserably. But at this moment, a big man suddenly stepped in from the gate a few steps, he walked to Gui Chan's side in a few steps, and shouted to everyone: "Everyone, everyone, whether it is a friend or not, how about listening to me?" ”

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