Chapter 56
Following the big man who checked the identity card before, Lao Zhu turned left and turned dizzy, passed through countless palaces, countless alleys and back roads, and finally came to a small building with no name.
"Here, you can rest here for the next few days! Again, don't run around! If there is anything, I will ask Jiang Fei to invite you! Remember, the contents of the secrecy you created yourself! Wanli smiled and strode forward, Jiang Fei followed closely, leaving only the big man and Zhu Yidao, who was standing stupid on the ground.
Lao Zhu slapped himself violently, what do you say you have nothing to do with that Laoshzi secrecy regulations?
When he was still taking refuge in the mountain near Runing Mansion, Zhu Yidao once discussed some of their things with Jiang Fei when he was bored, and felt that some of the requirements that Jiang Fei said about Jinyiwei were very cumbersome, so he imitated the secrecy regulations of the modern army and plagiarized some of them. Jiang Fei was amazed, saying that these were definitely more refined and accurate than theirs. Be sure to report it afterwards!
Lao Zhu was noncommittal, let Jiang Fei take the credit himself! He is reluctant to participate in these things, although he is also a hundred, but there are many things that are not suitable for exposure. Who knew that Jiang Fei actually did not report to the commander Zhu Xixiao, but directly to Wanli!
The big man watched Lao Zhu slap himself stupidly, and couldn't help but want to laugh. This Baihu named Zhu Yidao is so out of place compared to other Jinyi Wei officials, but he has such a close relationship with Jiang Qianhu. I don't know what Jiang Qianhu values about this idiot?
Lao Zhu turned his head and walked into the small building. Although the sparrows in this place are small and have all the organs, there should be all kinds of guest rooms and halls; The second floor is the bedroom, and it is extremely elegantly furnished, not to mention the antique, and the air is full of a good smell. Seems to be sandalwood? Lao Zhu hadn't smelled it, but he knew it smelled good.
Sure enough, it's the Imperial Palace! Even a small room is so elegant; There was a screen at the back of the room, and around the screen there was a small wooden barrel. What is this? Zhu Yidao was very curious.
Looking at some large and small plank-like objects next to the barrel, Lao Zhu suddenly remembered, this seems to be the toilet?! Is that plank the ...... used to wipe your butt? No, when they were with Shen Yun and Shen Hui, they didn't use this kind of thing but yellow paper!
"We don't have enough identity, and yellow paper is too expensive, so we can only use these." Suddenly the dull voice of the big man came from behind him, which startled Lao Zhu.
"How can you not use yellow paper when you go to the toilet? Is there anyone who cares about you? Lao Zhu was very surprised! I've never heard of seniority even when you go to the toilet!
"Baihu, you're new here, right? What do you do here that doesn't need to be ranked by seniority? "Dahan is also very surprised, you are still a hundred households, and you don't even know this?
Zhu Yidao really didn't know that the relationship between the palace and the palace would be so complicated! It seems that Wanli doesn't let himself be exposed to everyone It turns out that he still has this thought, he is indeed a little careless, thinking that he can surpass everything with the emperor's favor.
Alas, if it comes, let it be!
These days, Zhu Yidao has been extremely comfortable: every morning he gets up to play tai chi and run; Then, when the time comes, someone will bring the food - all delicate and delicious food and pastries; When you're done, you can exercise well, such as push-ups and the like; Go to bed on time at night.
The environment is good or raising people, it has only been a few days, and Lao Zhu already feels that he can't leave this environment - it is difficult to go from luxury to thrift, and it is easy to go from thrift to luxury!
The strange thing is that Wanli has not sent anyone over, and Lao Zhu himself is afraid of getting into trouble, but he really doesn't go out of the door. But he's got a few things to do these days. This hundred households were suddenly promoted by Wanli, and he has never reported to Beizhen Fusi, never seen his direct boss Zhu Xixiao, and never went to Beizhen Fusi for a day; This has only been outside for more than half a year, and it has become thousands of households, and according to Wanli, it can still master a guard and thousands of people.
Whoever puts this on everyone feels that something is wrong! I am a standard airborne soldier, and I don't know what image the commander Zhu Xixiao thinks of himself! This suddenly appeared in front of everyone's eyes, not to mention the ministers and the many eyeliners in the palace for the time being, just Beizhen Fusi can't say it! Only a few of them knew about Wanli's departure, and Lao Zhu suddenly appeared in Beisi, and his identity was unclear, this matter ......
Forget it, I'd better stay here honestly! Anyway, it doesn't matter if Wanli really can't remember, as long as he can send Shen Hui to himself. Old Zhu wished that Wanli had forgotten himself, and it was better to forget!
But it's a pity that Wanli obviously remembered himself as a new hundred households deeply. After less than a few weeks, Jiang Fei rushed in happily, shouting as he ran: "Zhu Qianhu, Zhu Qianhu, you have a treat!" ”
Lao Zhu was a little confused, except for the big man who checked his identity card for most of the month, he hadn't seen anyone else, so why was he happy? And even have to treat yourself! Pity yourself that the tens of thousands of families are all in Jiang Fei's hands, how can you treat them?
Jiang Fei happily rushed in and grabbed Lao Zhu's shoulder, shaking vigorously: "You are now a thousand households!" A thousand households, and a thousand households who control the guards! Shouldn't you be treated? ”
Lao Zhu reacted at this time, it seems that he became a hundred households all of a sudden, and it has only been more than half a year before he has been promoted to a thousand households - even if he takes a rocket, he is not so fast, right?! What's even more strange is that Jiang Fei didn't know in advance that he was going to be a thousand households, and he didn't know what kind of official a thousand households were, and he could have thousands of people under him. But the only thing he knew was that he was finally on the same level as Jiang Fei!
So Zhu Yidao was also very happy: "Yes, I am finally on the same level as you now!" ”
Jiang Fei stared at him with a black line on his face: "Finally? I rose to 1,000 households, but it took almost six years! It's already pretty fast! I didn't expect you to be faster than me, and now you actually say that you are finally on the same level as me? What do you mean? ”
Lao Zhu hurriedly shook his hand and explained: "No, no, no! I didn't expect to be promoted so soon! But don't worry! No matter how far I become an official, you are still my brother! As the saying goes, brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes! ”
Jiang Fei became happy at this time. He is a person with a straight personality, but he definitely doesn't know that the phrase women are like clothes was not said by Zhu Yidao, but by the hooligan named Liu Bei in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
So he told Lao Zhu exactly what was going on. It turned out that after Wanli went back, he hid in the harem and continued to live a life of dogs and horses. It's not that he forgot about Zhu Yidao, but he doesn't have a chance at all.
Since he was still in Ningxia to quell the rebellion, for most of the year, there was a total solar eclipse and two earthquakes in Beijing, coupled with last year's earthquake and palace fire, the patience of the officials for the emperor has reached the limit, and they asked the emperor to repair the province. But Wanli is not in Beijing!
So everyone deducted it. What does that mean? It was the ministers who lay in front of the palace gate regardless of their image and shouted loudly to the palace. The celebrant doesn't really want to get involved in this, and once he does, he doesn't know what will happen!
But this time is different, as soon as so many natural disasters have happened, Baiguan realized that this was an opportunity to raise his image and reputation, and he was willing to let it go! Whether the celebrant can't do it or not, then let's go with a cane!
The meaning of the staff is actually very simple, it is spanking. It's a technical job! The spanking board was not big, it was only two or three turns smaller than the oars, and if this thing was hit on the buttocks, it would have to crack in half if it didn't die. And if the emperor doesn't want to beat too hard, it's just that, and there will be no danger of life if he hits dozens of boards; If you show the slightest hint of killing you, you can kill people in just ten boards!
But the ministers are not afraid! This court staff can leave a name in history! During the Jiajing period, there were still ministers who were proud to be able to be the court staff! Strange talk through the ages!
This time, the scene of the court staff is quite majestic, dozens of white flowers and buttocks are lined up in several rows in front of the palace gate, and the fans of the East Factory are holding big boards and looking at the eunuchs on duty; The family members of those officials outside the palace gate shouted their names in a loud and agitated mood......
Seeing that this situation could not be cleaned up, the poor Shoufu Shen Shixing persuaded this and that; pulled up this and that and went down again; The eunuch Wang An, the master of ceremonies, thought that these people were still the same as before, and they went back when they were tired of crying and tired.
But he seriously underestimated the willpower of these ministers. These old fellows may not have much work in bed, but their ability to cry is still very good, and their endurance is still very long-lasting; These dozens of people cried from morning to noon, and from noon to evening, and they had no intention of going home to eat at all, and they also had the momentum of going home to pick up the quilt and pick up the lamp at night.