Chapter 130: Familiar Days (I)
In a poor and remote village, there is a mobile phone signal.
But this 6-inch mobile phone doesn't seem so beautiful for ants. Xiao Ran ran to the phone and clicked on the phone, but the phone did not respond.
Yes, this mobile phone is a capacitive screen, and it needs a conductor to use the mobile phone, such as a human finger. He continued to search in the delivery box, and sure enough, he found a touch pen.
The touch pen is not included with the phone and looks like an additional purchase. It seems that this senior sister still thinks a lot......
Xiao Ran ordered to carry the mobile phone to the edge of the Cloud Palace, and now that the number of ant people has surged, it is not a problem to carry such objects as mobile phones. He summoned the termites and Shi brothers in Storm Village and made a special operating lever for the mobile phone.
Tie the touch pen to the lever, tap and slide through the lever, and you can use the phone normally.
It's just that to use the mobile phone normally, you need 50 ants to cooperate.
Honk......
Honk......
After all the preparations were completed, Xiao Ran couldn't wait to dial the phone of the senior sister. Perhaps, this is the first time that the Zerg and humans have spoken directly, he thought.
Honk......
Honk......
"Hey ......"
On the other end of the "......", the phone had been connected, and Xiao Ran suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to be able to make a sound.
"Hey, is it Xiao Ran? Why don't you speak?"
"......" Xiao Ran tried to say hello in whiskers, but there was no sound at all.
"Hey, you speak!" Obviously made the same mistake as the senior sister, she didn't remember at all, ants don't speak human language.
It's a miracle that Xiao Ran, who has become an ant, can understand human language, but to speak human language, at least there must be a vocal organ.
Xiao Ran hung up the phone.
He resent a text message: Senior sister, the mobile phone has been received.
After a while, the senior sister replied: Received, the boss is here, let's do the experiment first.
......
The ant people must not know what this magical thing is. They just listened to Xiao Ran's command, running east and west, completely unaware that they were typing.
With mobile phones, there is a bridge for external communication.
Xiao Ran first played the forced force that hadn't been browsed for more than half a year, but it seemed that the taste had changed. The big black letters occupy the position on the recommendation list:
Goodbye, poverty-alleviation marriage.
Xiao Ran went in to see what the hell this was, it was all remarks about instigating his wife to break up.
Then he commanded the ants to slide down further.
What goodbye to the workplace, what if you don't work overtime today, you will be added tomorrow......
This is forced to fall into such a state......
This kind of thing that Xiao Ran used to think was interesting, but it was boring again. He quit and opened his browser to see what news was going on.
The moment he opened the browser, a large cover ad appeared in front of him:
Kidney-tonifying big black ants, I'm good and he's good!
Behind the advertising slogan, there are two men and women.
This......
Is it true that human beings are the cause of the cataclysm?
"Prime Minister, oh no, there's something new on the wizard's side!"
Just as Xiao Ran was thinking, Jiuli Xiang hurriedly ran over.
Xiao Ran followed Jiuli Xiang to the altar, the wizard was expressionless, and his dark brown face was even more gloomy and terrifying.
"Ahem...... Ahem...... Ahem...... "He just started, but he didn't speak.
"No hurry, no hurry, wizard, what's the situation?" Xiao Ran asked.
"Ahem...... Oh no! After the trolls left, the hexagram showed that the cataclysm was just around the last two days. The wizard finished speaking, and he was like ashes.
"What......" Jiulixiang's face also became solemn.
"Ahem...... Prime Minister, this hexagram shows that when the cataclysm comes, our world will be completely destroyed. The wizard said.
What?completely destroyed?is this the end of the world that the wizard is talking about...... No, it's impossible, Xiao Burning Heart said, the Mayan prophecy didn't destroy the earth, let alone the prophecy of the wizard.
"Our world?" asked Xiao Ran.
"Yes, ahem...... Our world, what we can see, and where we walk, our world ......" Wizard said.
This magic stick, where the ants walked, is not even one percent of this village! I thought that the world was really going to be destroyed, Xiao Ran said in his heart.
After listening to the wizard's words, Xiao Ran pondered that this cataclysm didn't seem to be good or bad.
"Is this cataclysm a troll?" asked Jiulixiang.
"Ahem...... This possibility is not ruled out, today, the trolls easily destroyed the earth dragon, and I don't know when, they destroyed the cloud palace. The wizard replied.
Xiao Ran thought to himself, it is true that the courier destroyed the earth dragon today, and the courier also found that there are so many big black ants in this place, plus ......
Kidney-tonifying big black ants, I'm good and he's good!
......
This!
Could it really be that humans are killing the big black ants in order to be kidneys!
Ding!
I'm a big foodie, what are we going to eat today......
Just as I was thinking, my phone rang again. Xiao Ran flew over to take a look, this ......
An anchor is live broadcasting, maybe just when he left, the leverage happened to be on the live broadcast. The anchor enthusiastically introduced what he was going to taste today.
Today, what we're going to eat is, Dangdang Dang Dang (The anchor took out a big glass jar with a black lump inside) Today, hey, what we're going to eat is a big black ant! Yes, see, this is a big black ant.
First of all, you have to look at the retention period before eating, let me take a look at the retention period of this big black ant. Well, yes, we can see, it hasn't expired yet.
What's next!
Dangdang, dangdang!
(The anchor pulls out a spoon)
Next, of course, it's time to eat the big black ants. This is a black ant that I bought from the Internet, and the seller said that it was a variety of Changbai Mountain, which absorbed the aura of nature.
The seller also said,
This thing is very kidney-nourishing, (whispering, the anchor looks left and right) can't be passed on.
Okay, without saying more, what is the real tasting.
(The anchor scoops a spoonful of black ants with a spoon, and the camera zooms in)
This is a real ant oh, the big black ant species. It smells a little bad, like something stinky, and a little sour.
Oh yes!
It's so sour, this sour smell is not the taste that this baby likes. However, for the sake of all of you, I'll make it difficult.
(The anchor opens his mouth, pinchs his nose, and pours a spoonful of big black ants into his mouth)
Ay!
Ah!
I can't stand the smell!
Oh, my God!
Is this really kidney-stricken!
(Anchor releases nose)
Forehead!
Wait a minute!
It doesn't seem to be that unbearable.
Kind of like ......
It's kind of like a lemon, a little sour. Well, it's a lot like a lemon, except that it feels like it has a mouth bug in its mouth.
Ay!
Damn!
It's disgusting!
How can I say it? Why do I say it? Isn't it just a worm! Why do I say it, I can't stand myself.
Well!
As long as you don't say it, it's actually more like a lemon, sour, and not so unpalatable.
(After the anchor chewed, he ate a spoonful of big black ants)
By the way, there's another jar here.
But,Hehe,Today's challenge is to eat big black ants.,Not all of them are eaten!That's all for today's video.,If you like it, please like it......