What does it feel like to splash a basin of cold water on your head?

Chen Yuanfang is like being splashed with a large basin of cold water now, or the kind with ice - Zhancheng is easy to destroy, but Zhancheng's father is not easy to mess with, and Zhancheng likes to sue his father......

As soon as he thought of this, Chen Yuanfang's face suddenly became as ugly as eating: "Forget it, what is it, it still depends on the king's intentions, let's not think about it here."

Now it is imperative to take advantage of the fact that the morale of the army has not completely dispersed, and gather all the troops outside, so that the king can decide the next direction. ”

Fan Wenqiao was about to nod his head, but suddenly came back to his senses: "No, it's not okay to occupy the city, can we go somewhere else, such as Siam?" ”

Chen Yuanfang also came back to his senses: "That's right, there is Siam!" We can't beat the Ming army, we may not be able to beat Siam, it's really not good, the world is so big, there can't be no place for it!

However, if the army should be recalled, it must be summoned back first, or let the king take the two of us to Siam? ”

Fan Wenqiao began to have a headache again: "If you want to recall the soldiers, you have to order the king, but now you ......"

Glancing at Li Li's "Xingzai", Fan Wenqiao said in a low voice: "The demon woman on Ruan's Road doesn't know what demon methods there are, and she is so fascinated that the king doesn't go to court for several days?" ”

As soon as he heard Fan Wenqiao mention Ruan's Lu, Chen Yuanfang's face suddenly became ugly again: "I don't know how the prime minister is now?" ”

Fan Wenqiao said in a low voice: "I always suspect that the prime minister did not surrender, otherwise when we surrounded Yi'an for the first time, the demon god would not have said anything about exchanging the prime minister for the three thousand soldiers." ”

Chen Yuan said: "I also have this suspicion. It's just that now that the wood is in the boat, what can the prime minister do even if he doesn't surrender? Ruan's road has become the king's taboo, and even if the prime minister comes back, he is afraid that he will not escape death. ”

Picking up the wine glass and drinking it all, Chen Yuanfang's expression gradually became a little hideous: "Speaking of which, I am not worth it for the prime minister!" ”

"Be careful! Be careful! ”

Fan Wenqiao took the wine glass and toasted Chen Yuan, and said in a low voice: "Since ancient times, the cunning rabbit has died, and the lackeys have cooked, even if it is you and me, I am afraid that I will not be able to escape this fate in the future, where did you come from to be idle and worthless for the prime minister?" ”

"Hey!"

Chen Yuanfang drank the wine in the cup, slammed the wine glass on the table, and sighed: "Isn't there always a trace of luck?" Now it seems that I don't know if you and I made the right or wrong decision. ”

Chen Yuanfeng's words made the atmosphere in the big tent become heavy.

If you farm the land honestly and don't follow Li Li to get involved in the rebellion, is it possible for your wife and children to warm the kang now? Do you still need to hide in Tibet like a dog?

But then again, what is the picture in the headless thing of rebellion? Don't you just want to live your whole life like this?

"It's a thought."

Chen Yuanfang picked up the wine glass again, and the smile on his face was also extremely bitter: "One thought, now I can only hide in Tibet like a lost dog, and then think about my wife and children hot kang head, it's difficult!" ”

Fan Wenqiao also sighed and said, "Yes, it's difficult! What's even more difficult now is that I don't know how many soldiers are willing to continue to follow the king, and I don't know how many soldiers will surrender to the Ming army? ”

Chen Yuanfang shook his head and replied, "Don't worry about this. It would be better if that demon god hadn't set up a Jingguan, but now that the demon god has established a Jingguan, it is still a big Jingguan of more than 20,000 people, and no one will think of surrendering for a while. After all, who is not afraid of him settling accounts after the fall? ”

……

"My reputation stinks on the streets! Now mentioning me in Jiaozhi, it is estimated that the effect is similar to that of mentioning Ji Gang and Ji Commander among the hundred officials of the Ming Dynasty, and they are all the same people who hate ghosts! ”

Yang Shaofeng snorted hatefully and said, "Is there a fart for me to issue this Anmin notice?" In this matter, I have to let my father-in-law and his old man come forward to be a guarantor. ”

"You're not?"

Zhu Zhanji said: "You let my father issue this notice of peace and mind, and when you turn around, you will pull those soldiers to Daming to do coolies, so do you want my father's reputation anymore?" ”

Yang Shaofeng said helplessly: "Then what do you say?" Is there a fart for the Anmin notice I came out? Who believes? If you were one of the natives of Jiaozhi, would you believe it? ”

Zhu Zhanji shook his head and said, "I don't believe it." ”

"Isn't this the end of it?" Yang Shaofeng asked rhetorically, and then said: "I issued an Anmin notice, and the monkeys who crossed their toes will not believe it, so they can only let their father-in-law and his old man come forward as a guarantor, after all, he is the crown prince of the Ming Dynasty, even if his teeth can't be used as gold, then they can be used as jade or jade, right?" ”

Zhu Zhanji suddenly became angry: "Isn't this question coming back again?" My father came forward to be a guarantor, and when you turn around, you pull people to be coolies, then my father's teeth will not be gold and jade in the future, and it is estimated that even copper can't withstand it. ”

Yang Shaofeng smacked his lips and said: "Otherwise, get Huang Fu back and let him, the political envoy of Jiaozhi, come out with this notice to calm the people, anyway, his image in the hearts of Jiaozhi savages is not bad, how much can he bluff a few people when he comes out of this notice?" ”

"Where is Huang Fu?"

Zhu Zhanji asked rhetorically: "Huang Fu is not in Jiaozhi now, when he arrives in Yi'an, it is estimated that there are not many monkeys in Jiaozhi, and he is still needed to issue this Anmin notice?" ”

Yang Shaofeng collapsed on the recliner and said with a scoundrel face: "It's useless for me to make this notice, and the reputation of An Yuanhou and Baoding Bo is not much better than mine, and it is not good to let my father-in-law and his old man issue this notice, so what do you say?" ”

Zhu Zhanji suddenly became worried, and also collapsed on another recliner next to him, and said with a tangled face: "Why don't you let Luo Tong first take over the lack of the political envoy of Jiaozhibu, and then he will come out?" ”

"It didn't work."

Yang Shaofeng said: "Luo Tong is a very good person, but this bragging problem is well-known throughout Jiaozhi, and those monkeys may not believe him." ”

Unfolded the folding fan and shook it a few times, Yang Shaofeng suddenly felt like Zhuge Liang possessed, straightened up, and said, "That's not right." ”

Zhu Zhanji said curiously: "What's wrong?" ”

"That's not right!"

With a smack, he put away the folding fan again, Yang Shaofeng simply got up from the recliner again, turned around and said, "Why do you want to fool those monkeys?" Monkey, do you still need to fool? ”

"And what do you want to do?"

Zhu Zhanji said: "Did you tell them directly that you want them to do coolies?" ”

Yang Shaofeng nodded and said, "Why do you have to let them go to Daming to work as coolies?" This road to Cochin doesn't need to be repaired? Don't open this cochin mine? Don't plant this cochin tree?

Returning to the Anmin notice, it is written that there is a virtue of a good life in heaven, and all the soldiers who participated in the rebel army of Li Li, as long as they surrendered to the local government within three months, will not be investigated for capital crimes, but only need to work on the construction site for ten years to atone for their crimes, and the government will pay them wages. ”

Stretching out a slap and shaking it back and forth, Yang Shaofeng continued: "Give them five ...... a day No, they are paid three cents a day, and they are in charge of two meals and clothes for four seasons. ”

After pacing back and forth for a few steps, Yang Shaofeng once again unfolded the folding fan in his hand: "That's right, that's it."

Daming was originally going to repair the road of Jiaozhi, let's take these monkeys directly to repair the road now, and the household department has also saved a lot of expenditure, and he Xia Lao still has to laugh and smoke?

Those monkeys have such a good job that only needs to build roads honestly, occasionally go home to see, and occasionally eat meat, isn't it better than following the rebels all the way to the dark? ”

Zhu Zhanji snorted and said: "The salary of thirty wen has become three wen, and three meals have become two meals, so you have the face to say!"

However, after all, there are a lot of monkeys here in Jiaozhi, and they are all from rebels, and giving them three cents is already an extra grace, and they should be content. ”

After bowing his head and pondering for a while, Zhu Zhanji continued: "Are you sure you left them in Jiaozhi to build roads, rather than getting them to Daming to work as laborers?" ”

Yang Shaofeng hummed and said: "Anyway, they are all used as laborers, what is the difference between using them in Daming and using them in Jiaozhi?" ”

Zhu Zhanji said: "That's okay, as long as it's not a joke with my father's reputation, then I'll persuade my father to write this notice to protect the people and do this for you." ”

"Wait."

Yang Shaofeng stopped Zhu Zhanji, who got up and wanted to go out, and continued: "Don't be in a hurry about this Anmin notice, anyway, if you say it now, it will have to be printed at night, and it will be posted tomorrow." ”

"What's the bad idea you've come up with again?"

Zhu Zhanji looked at Yang Shaofeng suspiciously and said, "Who do you want to trap?" ”

Yang Shaofeng suddenly became angry, pointed at Zhu Zhanji and said, "What do you mean?" Also, how can it be called a pit when it is a matter of readers? ”

With a hateful snort, Yang Shaofeng continued: "I'm wondering, can I send someone to pick up with Li Li and ask him to bring a message to Li Li?" ”

Zhu Zhanji said suspiciously: "Send someone to bring a message to Li Li?" What to bring? ”

Hehe laughed, Yang Shaofeng stretched out his hand and pointed in the direction of the south, and said mysteriously: "Where is this Jiaozhi next to?" Champ, Siam, Ailao, these messy places are all next to Jiaozhi. ”

"And then?"

Zhu Zhanji doubted: "Do you still want Li Li to attack Champa and Siam?" ”

slapped his head, and Zhu Zhanji, who came back to his senses, suddenly laughed evilly: "When you were in Qingzhou, you were such a pit Tang Sai'er, and now you plan to pit Lili like this?" ”

Yang Shaofeng rolled his eyes dissatisfied: "What do you call again?" What is a pit called? If you slander my reputation like this, I will sue you for slander! ”

Zhu Zhanji picked up the shelf and said with a smile: "Who is in the hall?" Why did you sue Ben Taisun? ”

Yang Shaofeng continued to roll his eyes: "Don't talk so much, you just say it's okay." Let Li Li solve the mourning prison, Zhancheng, Siam, let's hang the people again, those natives are not allowed to eat pot pulp to welcome the king? ”