Chapter 3 Miscellaneous Servants in the Palace
"Damn, it turned out that it was the failure of that experiment that made Lao Tzu inexplicably cross! But which dynasty is this! If only the Tang Dynasty was prosperous! Let's also get a glimpse of the beauty of the Tang Dynasty! ”
"Brother, brother, what's wrong with you! Why do you laugh silly and don't even say a word! It can't be really stupid! ”
"You're stupid! No, no, I'm sorry, man, thank you for your kindness! But the little brother has one more question to ask! ”
"Brother, in fact, we are the same kind of people! What can't you say! Just ask! As long as my brother knows, there is nothing that cannot be said! ”
Seeing that the other party was very atmospheric, Jin Shangyu also chased and asked, "That, I don't know which dynasty it is now!" Han Dynasty, Tang Dynasty, or Song Dynasty! ”
"Brother, it seems that your brain is really bad! I know the Han Dynasty, it is a great dynasty founded by the Liu family! But what Tang, Song, whatever, I really haven't heard of it! Alas, look at my brain, you're asking now, aren't you? In fact, it is now the Great Jin Dynasty. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoNo, just today, our old emperor just died! ”
"What, you're saying it's the Jin Dynasty now! And an old emperor died! Then what's his name, can't it be that Sima Yan! ”
"Brother, you are looking for death, be quiet, that is the name of the emperor, we are a little handyman, how can you call it out! Aren't you afraid of exterminating the Nine Clans! ”
"Well, I'm sorry! Maybe the brain is stimulated! Thank you big brother for the reminder! As soon as he thought that he was now a member of the Jin Dynasty, Jin Shangyu immediately realized that he had made a big mistake.
"Damn, why is Lao Tzu's idea so memorized, he actually crossed into the darkest Great Jin Dynasty! It's over, it's over, it's dead! Oh my God, I haven't finished college yet, and I haven't even had a girlfriend yet!! For a while, when Jin Shangyu knew the historical dynasty he was in, an extremely depressed mood arose from the bottom of his heart.
In the following conversation, Jin Shangyu seemed to have no soul, and he couldn't listen to what people said or did. And his mind is full of those swords and swords and bloody rain. What is the night of the murder in the dark moon, when the five are chaotic, one scene after another, like a movie, slowly passing in my mind.
"Brother, brother, what's the matter, what do you want! Look at this rain is so heavy, this job, do you want to do a favor! ”
"Ah, help, help! That, you see, there's a big brother who also came over! ”
"You say he's a coward! I thought you were a ghost, so I ran away! ”
Just as Jin Shangyu was chatting with the older middle-aged man, another middle-aged man standing in the distance also walked over.
I saw him wipe a handful of the rain on his face, and said with a smile: "I said Jin Shangyu, you kid is not dead!" Okay, we finally have a helper! You say yes, dude! ”
"Okay, I ran desperately just now! Is it still useful to say this! ”
"I'm sorry big brother, in fact, I know the reason why you didn't run!"
"This brother, why didn't the eldest brother run away!"
"Needless to say! If your legs and stomach turn tendons, you can't open your legs at all! ”
"You, you, okay, let's get rid of these corpses quickly, there are still more than a dozen corpses waiting for us in the palace!" I said Jin Shangyu, you can follow us in the future! Actually, we little people, if we die, we will die, and if we don't know, to put it bluntly, even if you don't die, no one knows! ”
"Thank you, big brother! Then I'll follow you from now on! ”
"That's right! Come on, come on, help my brother transport this car to the woods first! As he spoke, the middle-aged man, who was a little older, had already begun to push the cart forward.
Of course, Jin Shangyu and another middle-aged man also quickly joined the ranks of the cart.
"Damn, it's the most important thing to live, what's it for! This is the darkest Jin Dynasty! It's a miserable life! While pushing the cart, Jin Shangyu scolded his mother in his heart.
However, the grievances in my heart are aggrieved, and the work still has to be done.
Because of the addition of Jin Shangyu, the three men worked together, and the efficiency was really improved, and it didn't take much effort, and the wooden two-wheeled car went in the direction of the palace again.
"I said Jin Shangyu, wait a while, the palace gate guards may ask for it, you can just say that it is Jin Shangyu, a handyman in the palace! They don't know if you've ever died or not! ”
"That, big brother, are you saying that we still have to enter the palace to transport this kind of thing!"
"What the hell, that's called a corpse! If we don't have luck, who will! Besides, if we can't finish it today, I guess we will have to be transported away by others! ”
"Oh, that's right! Then what are the names of the eldest brother and the second brother! I can't even think of it at all! ”
"This, my name is Liu Box, and his name is Fan Yu! In the future, it is estimated that the three of us will have to rely on each other! After listening to Jin Shangyu's words, the older middle-aged man said his name and the name of another person while pushing the cart.
And Jin Shangyu asked with a smile: "That, I said Brother Liu, are you all so old and haven't married yet!" ”
"Brother doesn't know! Most of the people here were sent to the palace since childhood, and they did the dirty and tiring work at the bottom! It's good to be alive, how dare you think about that! ”
"Yes, Brother Liu is right! In fact, you, Jin Shangyu, have also entered the palace since childhood! No, this morning, you younger handymen were beaten to death by others because they were curious to take a look at the old emperor's spiritual position! ”
"Damn, 'I' died like this! Okay, good, what an out-and-out Great Jin Dynasty! As soon as he heard that he died like this in the morning, Jin Shangyu hated this dark and bloody dynasty from the bottom of his heart.
"You two, what about you! Don't stand still yet! Say, why one more! ”
"Official, that's what we do! Wasn't it just three of us! You can't forget about us kids! ”
"Hey, it's familiar! There should be no problem! Forget it, the one who transported the dead, stay away from us, don't get into bad luck! Come on! ”
"Good come! Xie Guan Ye is accommodating! Faced with the questioning of the two palace guards, Liu Box replied very naturally. Looking at Jin Shangyu, he really doubted his eyes.
"Damn, this old guy, it seems that he has been messing around in the palace for a long time, what an old fritter! actually said that two people became three people! The most important thing is that these two stupid guards still believe it! Although he didn't speak, Jin Shangyu had already silently despised it in his heart.