The fifth episode, the squinted-eyed sister-in-law scolded on the street

Everyone looked in that direction, and it turned out to be Sister-in-law Liu, who opened a grocery store.

Liu's sister-in-law's original name was Feng Yefeng, who was originally an "old man" in Guangzhou, because her husband had recently made some money from small business, so she was "taken off" from Laoju and went to Yunshui Town, Xiangshan County, to "go to the street". Although she has been on the street, she is still hard to change, she stepped on wooden shoes, pulled a bun on her head, although she did not apply rouge, but she also had light pink and half makeup, red gown, half open arms, revealing a deep **, white and dazzling, stretching out her orchid fingers, and the pointed red nails on her orchid fingers looked old.

The corners of her mouth twitched, her eyes flashed, and she said, "Yo", "This official, you have to ask a price when you enter the village!" Don't say 'open the hall', you have to ask for 'out the towel'! You've omitted this process, right? It doesn't fit your identity in any way. The wind is going down, the wind is going downβ€”"

Liu squinted at this woman, although she is twenty-seven or eighteen, but she is definitely a beauty, although she is not as captivating as the country in front of her, but the plump figure, bewitching posture, and handsome eyebrows and eyes are enough to make people's hearts flutter and want to be in trouble. Liu squinted and smiled, and said, "Miss me, don't you?" You wait, when this side is finished, I'll look for you! ”

Sister-in-law Liu "spitted", and a mouthful of thick phlegm almost spit on Liu's slanted face, and scolded: "I'm really blind to your dog eyes, and I don't pee and pee, what kind of person do I look like, it's really a toad who wants to eat swan meat, and the upper lip is to the sky, and the lower lip is on the ground - I can't find my face!" People like you, who will snub you, if you want to run or not, if you want to bite or not, who will snub you! ”

Liu squinted his eyes but was not in a hurry, and said with a hippie smile: "You can't say that, my Young Master Liu is rich and powerful, you may be new, I don't know yet." Especially my kung fu is good, you'll know when you try it. When you're free, I'll show you how! When the time comes, you'll know what I'm capable of......"

Some of Liu's obscenities immediately attracted some of his dog-legged evil laughs, and some scoundrels who watched the excitement couldn't help but laugh. But many upright people did not admit it, and scolded privately: "What kind of bird is a rabbit with chicken feathers on its head!" "This squint is really a sore on the top of the head and pus under the soles of the feet." "Even if he gave birth to a child, he didn't have a **."

The one who was even more angry belonged to Sister-in-law Liu, who originally wanted to fight and say a good word for the bullied girl, but unexpectedly, she was teased by Liu's slanted eyes. This sister-in-law Liu is not a vegetarian either, and as soon as she wiped her cheeks, those swear words came: "Don't you have a thatched house at home, you come here to spray?!" Did your dad and mom drink and make you a freak? Your mother took you shopping, and others asked: Sister, how much did you buy this monkey? Put your portrait on the wall to ward off evil during the day and contraception at night, as soon as you go out, thousands of mountains and birds fly away, thousands of paths and people disappear, your teeth are like stars in the sky, bright color, far apart, and all like Taishan stone, big and strong, were you thrown up three times when you were born and only caught twice? Now throw you in the toilet, the toilet can vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole can explode itself! I will send you a couplet: Shanglian: The tree does not have bark, and it will die undoubtedlyDownlink: People are shameless, the world is invincible: People are invincible. I can't even pick you off with a slap on the wall......"

That sister-in-law Liu can really scold, and her mouth is like a stinky ditch, endless, and there is no duplicate. Straight angry, Liu squinted his eyes were smoking, and his stomach was bulging, or how to say that there was no ink in his stomach, this kid also scolded Liu's sister-in-law: "You are a 'old move', 'eyebrow history', 'school book', 'pheasant', 'salted meat village', 'saltwater girl', selling B's play, what's the big deal, thousands of people press, ten thousand people things, and you came here to pretend to be serious." You splash B, broken shoes, you splash hemorrhoids in your mouth, your dad I've already made you **, why are you still selling B on the street, go home and call your mom out to fuck everyone. Tell you, even if you tell me to go up, I won't go up. ”

Sister-in-law Liu was not afraid of this, and scolded: "What am I willing to do, can you control it?" The people you mentioned are also paid taxes and money to the state, unlike some people who eat the state, drink the state, and do things that are sorry for the state. ”

The more the two of them scolded, the more ugly they became, the more they scolded, the more energetic they became, and as soon as they entered the needle, no one would let anyone.

The crowd is lively, some people feel enjoyable when they listen to it, and they don't need to spend money, but they listen to a scolding play that doesn't cost money, which is quite cost-effective. Some are accusing this evil eye of being too immoral, and scolding an old lady on the street, and the more fierce the scolding, the more unleveled it seems.

Taking advantage of the two scolding each other, the girl who had helped Gongren wanted to take the opportunity to get out of the clutches of squint. Unexpectedly, Liu Squinted was a squint, not a fool of the girl, his mouth was not idle, and he was still holding the girl's hand in his hand, and he didn't let go. After a long time, Liu Squinted and felt that it was too boring to scold the sister-in-law Liu, so he glanced at those dog-legged people and said, "Don't hurry up, drive this shrew away for me!" ”

The dogs got the order, and they were rough with Sister-in-law Liu, and they pushed Sister-in-law Liu when they came up. Sister-in-law Liu is also bloody, and when she went up to the house and found a kitchen knife, she was about to come up and fight hard.

The officers and soldiers had knives and guns in their hands, and they were still afraid of this woman, and they saw that a sword soldier was about to rise again.

At this juncture, I suddenly heard a loud roar: "It's really Lang Lang, in the Qingming world, there are such things." Eating the emperor and wearing the official uniforms of the officials, is there still an emperor in the eyes of the dog officials? It's really endured and endured, it's unbearable, and I really have no choice but to come out. ”

Before he finished speaking, he heard the officers and soldiers approaching Liu's sister-in-law, "Ouch! "It hurts!" He lost his weapon.

Looking at Liu Squint again, he hadn't figured out what was going on, and he screamed in pain, "Oops, one-" with a strange cry, and he had already let go of the hand that grabbed the girl. Then, I heard "Smack!" Smack!" Two loud slaps hit Liu Slan's left and right cheeks, which hurt so much that Liu Slanted his eyes grinned, and five finger prints bulged on his cheeks in an instant.

A few minions fixed their eyes and saw that it was only an eighteen or nineteen-year-old young man who was dressed neatly and handsome, and he was a little unconvinced. They winked at each other, shouted in unison, and pounced. The first is that the hungry wolf pounces on the food, and pounces on it with all his might. The young man lowered his body slightly, and the dog soldier had already scurried over the young man, and fell to the ground like a rotten watermelon, hurting his neck, and lying on the ground only humming. The second one had already pounced on the young man, and the young man lifted him up like a chicken, and touched his head on the head of the third, only to hear a "bang", and then there was a lot of excitement, and the two rotten melons were broken, and they were rotten, and they couldn't figure out which one was which.

Before the other officers and soldiers could realize what was going on, they were beaten to the ground one by one in a daze. Of course, Liu squinted his eyes and stabbed a fierce son in his face - I don't know the depth, I have to come forward to give it a try, but I didn't expect that the martial arts of the two of them are not of the same grade at all, just after taking a look, the left chest and the right chest were punched once, the arms have not been raised, and the left butt and right buttocks have been kicked again, not to mention, it is quite symmetrical. Liu squinted his eyes and thought to himself, this is a master, if he wants his own life, it will be effortless. Don't hang yourself anymore and rub rouge - it's shameless to die, at this time, it's better to be honest than anything else.

The young talent scolded loudly: "The good Qing Kingdom has been ruined by you scum." Why didn't you go to North Korea and let the guns of foreigners collapse you, why didn't you go to the East China Sea and let the sea water drown you all. You people, hiding in this big rear, well-fed, warmly dressed, and not having a long good character, have learned the ability to bully the common people. It's really a lack of beating, a lack of beating, you should all be punished to serve hard labor on the frontier......"

Gong Ren admired this good man in his heart, and said: "That's a good point! That's great! It's really the strong that has its own strong hand, and the wicked have their own chivalrous rule, why don't you come earlier, come early, and you and this girl won't be bullied like this. ”

The man said, "Everyone has a stage, and I'm giving them a chance to perform to the fullest." ”

The spectators praised this good man for promoting good and punishing evil, and Gong Ren quickly pulled the girl to his side. The girl was frightened by this, and she did not come back to her senses for a while, and her eyes were dull, and she looked even more poignant and moving.

Liu squinted his eyes and was still a little unconvinced, and when he saw that he couldn't take advantage of it, and he couldn't figure out how many bowls of dry rice the other party was eating, he arched his hand to the good man and said, "May I ask this guest officer, who is his surname and where is it?" Unexpectedly, the good man sneered without humility or arrogance, and said: "Tell you what you should tell, and tell you what you shouldn't tell." The secret of heaven cannot be revealed, you can be bored for the time being! ”

Liu squinted and ate a nest of chickens, but there was no way, his fists were out of the world, who made himself inferior to others! The snake seller thought that his opportunity had come, and went up to shine on the right side of Liu's slanted face. Gong Ren looked at it, such a good opportunity, if he didn't grasp it, it would be a fool's egg, since he had it on the right, add another one to him on the left, so he looked at the left side of Liu's slanted face, and made a lot of effort, and came fiercely.

Now it's okay, it's well-proportioned, there was originally only one finger print on the right side of Liu's slanted face, but the left one was added, and the left and right balances it.

Where did Liu Squint suffer such anger, he was going to go up to retaliate, and the good man stretched out his hand to block Slanyan aside. Why are Gongren and the snake seller so domineering, it's all calculated, if there is any irregularity with this Liu squint, the eldest brother will definitely cover it.

Liu squinted now that he feels really embarrassed, let's fight, I can't fight, I can't scold, I can't scold, there is a sister-in-law Liu over there waiting for her to open her mouth! It seemed that there were only thirty-six plans, only the soles of his feet were oiled, and he scolded and said to the young man: "You boy wait, I am not finished with you, you fools." Then he spun around and slipped away.

When the minions saw that the master had run away and what they were still doing here, they also hurriedly pulled the wounded and sick and ran away with their tails between their legs.

It's time for a big show to end, and the spectators have begun to leave, and everyone has gone about his own business. Gong Ren felt that the young man's Beijing film voice was a little familiar, hugged the young man, and said respectfully: "Thank you for this big brother, I didn't expect to go through so many twists and turns in the morning, and in the end, this big brother gave the round." May I ask the name of this big brother? Where is the height? ”

The young man said, "My surname is Wei, my name is Jin Shan, how can I talk about any high level, I am just an ordinary small businessman. In fact, I have noticed you a long time ago, you are young, both chivalrous and wise, which is really rare in the current society! ”

Gong Ren arched his hand to him and said, "How can I have any wisdom, it's just nonsense!" This little brother and I are not only fated, but also a master, just now these groups of people here are in trouble, every critical moment, there is always someone to point out the maze, a thousand words, it turns out to be you! ”

Wei Jinshan laughed and said: "Where, where, I just summarized a few sentences, and you are the master, you can see that the people sue the officials, the officials are afraid of the soldiers, the soldiers are afraid of the bandits, the bandits are afraid of the thieves, the thieves are afraid of the officials, and the clever use of these complex relationships is really wise for the people, wisdom!" ”

Gong Ren said: "How do I know the Tao here, it's just a mistake." ”

The two of them hit it off at first sight, and they were talking about family life here, and suddenly that Wang Dayan came again, grabbed Gongren's hand and neck, pulled him away, and said as he walked: "You have done everything you want me to do for you, now it's okay, follow me!" ”

When Gong Ren saw this Wang Dayan, he liked and was afraid, what he liked was that this person was a good man who hoeed and was peaceful, and what he was afraid of was that he didn't bend a tendon, so he quickly sank his butt and slipped back, saying: "This hero, this hero, listen to me slowly, listen to me slowly." ”

That Wang Dayan stopped and said angrily to Gong Ren: "The first time, those defeated soldiers bullied the common people, you said, as long as I take care of this idle matter, you will join the triad, right?" Gong Ren had no choice but to say, "Yes! Wang Dayan said again: "The second time, you want to save this girl, but you were beaten by others, did you say that as long as I take care of this idle matter, you will join the triad with me?" Gong Ren had to tell the truth: "I didn't say this this second time, I just said, save this girl first, and then everything will be easier in the future." ”

Wang Dayan scratched his scalp and said, "Why do I think that you are playing tricks!" How do I think you're playing tricks on me! I, Wang Dayan, have never been so angry. Today, you have to go, you have to go, you have to go if you don't go, even if you lift, I will also carry you to the triad! ”

Wei Jinshan couldn't stand Wang Dayan anymore, and said: "This good man, if you can't go with you, that's the freedom of others, and you can't force others to make it difficult." The twisted melon is not sweet, I think, you can let it go! ”

Wang Dayan glared at Wei Jinshan and said, "Who are you?" I don't like to hear what to say. If you're not convinced, let's see it in our fists, how about it? ”

Wei Jinshan is not a good stubble, and said softly and hardly: "I grew up eating food since I was a child, and I am not scared, evil does not invade the good, who is afraid of whom!" Originally, I didn't want to meddle in things, but the triad was already in the court files. Since the matter has been called to this extent, I might as well be respectful. ”

Wang Dayan was shocked: "Are you from the imperial court?" With that, he took a step back, and was about to break the net with Wei Jinshan.

Gong Ren secretly complained in his heart, and hurriedly blocked between the two and said, "Here we go again!" Not again! Would it be better for you to stop for a while, and let us all live a little longer! This big brother of the triad, there is a reason why I don't join the triad. To tell you the truth, there is a dad at home who is about to die, and I want to do the filial piety that I should do. If I'm gone, my dad won't be able to survive for a day without anyone to take care of me. ”

Wang Dayan listened to Gong Ren's words, and his words softened, and said: "Filial piety comes first, it turns out that you have a reason, say it earlier." Gong Ren hurriedly argued: "It's not that I didn't say it earlier, but I have to wait for me to free my mouth!" "I'm so busy, there's another one out there who wants to die or live and wait for an antidote, how can I have time to talk to you." I'm leavingβ€”" he said, pulling his legs and leaving.

Unexpectedly, the snake seller had been listening to it for a long time, and at this moment, he stepped in front of Wang Dayan and said, "This big brother of the triad, you still need someone there!" If you want someone, I'm also counted as one, anyway, here has been a bad relationship with the people of the government, the snakes have run away, the business can't be done, and there is no good fruit to eat if you stay any longer, so it's better to forget it the other way. ”

Wang Dayan was overjoyed and said: "I really have the intention to plant flowers and flowers, and I have no intention of planting willows and willows, since you are willing to join, I am not busy in vain." ”

The rat meat seller next to him also came to join in the fun and said: "Since you want him, you have to ask for me, I am like a brother with him, this small business of selling rats is too difficult to do." He went to drink wine in large bowls and ate meat in large gulps, and why did he give me up, and I will go with him? ”

Wang Dayan happily patted him on the arm and said, "Okay, you are also one." After saying that, he took the two of them by the hand and left, ignoring Gong Ren anymore.

If the public tenacity is lost, after all, people have been busy for themselves for a while, and before leaving, they are so angry that they ignore themselves.

Wei Jinshan comforted Gong Ren and said: "I think you will be a pillar of the country in the future, why bother to participate in the triad." Those triads are bandits, key criminals arrested by the government, and sooner or later they will become ghosts under the knife. May I ask you something? ”