Chapter 181: It's a lot of weight
The banquet was agreed to start at the unitary time, but the guests did not come after a while, Ning Jiuniang was angry, and she was about to attack, Cao Wei glanced at her calmly, and said: "To be the boss is to be calm, and the joy and anger are invisible, otherwise you won't be able to show the boss's bearing." ”
Ning Jiuniang felt that what Cao Wei said was reasonable, so she did it steadily, and then poured herself a bowl of wine, and looked at Cao Wei while drinking, feeling that he was very attractive after watching it for a long time, and it was not bad to keep him as a husband......
Ning Jiuniang looked very presumptuous, Cao Wei was not calm, under the aggressive eyes of the bandit leader, although he would not be looked down upon, he would have goosebumps, and he could fall to the ground with a slight shake. Cao Wei felt like a cooked fat chicken, and Ning Jiuniang was thinking about which part to start with......
"A certain family is late, please don't blame the owner of the village, and a certain family will punish itself three cups and make amends to the owner of the village!"
There was a burst of laughter, and then a few men walked in from outside the door, and after saluting Ning Jiuniang with fists, they each found a place to sit down.
Cao Wei saw that no one was sitting within three feet of him, touched his nose, and said: "You are all heroes who stand up to the sky, you have no scruples about acting without scruples, so it doesn't matter if you are late for a while, as long as you drink coolly, don't be polite and polite." Just now, this good man said that he would punish himself with three cups, and in my opinion, he should be punished with three bowls. Come, let me first salute all the heroes. ”
Cao Wei poured a full bowl of wine, and then drank it all, such a hearty words and deeds made the big men nod secretly, and they also followed a bowl of wine.
They have been bandits for many years, they are uninhibited and love freedom, they just don't like people who are twisted and pinched, hypocritical and polite, and Cao Wei's words and deeds are just right for their appetite, so they have a high opinion of Cao Wei.
The big men originally thought that Cao Wei was a poor scholar who could only do what he wanted, but they didn't expect that he also had a bit of the heroic temperament of the children of the rivers and lakes. If you make a dead hand tomorrow, will it be a little unsophisticated......
Tengshan said with a smile: "Three bowls of wine are naturally not a problem, a certain Tengshan can be called the first in this White Snake Village, not afraid of drinking, but afraid of no wine!" ”
"You're Tengshan?" Cao Wei's eyes lit up, and he got up from his seat, still holding a bowl of wine in his hand. He walked up to Teng Shan and said: "I heard that Teng Hero is born with divine power, using more than 80 catties of double-plate axes, and has the courage of ten thousand people, today we must drink a bowl alone." ”
After Cao Wei finished speaking, he raised a bowl to invite wine, Teng Shan was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said: "A certain family can't afford to be a hero, since Brother Cao toasts, a certain family has to drink!" ”
After Teng Shan finished speaking, he also drank a bowl of wine, and Cao Wei returned to his original position and sat down. Ning Jiuniang smiled and said, "Why can't Uncle Teng be a hero?" I think that our cottage was still small, and the foundation was unstable, which attracted other forces to covet it, and led the crowd to attack my White Snake Village. You guarded me left and right, and a double-plate axe in one hand made dozens of men unapproachable, and I felt that you were a mountain, as long as you were there, I would be fine. I remember that Uncle Teng called me Ning Yatou at that time, not the owner of the village! ”
Tengshan said with emotion: "I can't imagine that the owner of the village still remembers this incident, now that I am old, I am a little powerless to make the double axe, and I want to ...... back then."
A thin man sitting next to Tengshan whispered: "Tengshan, the owner of the second village has explained, let's not come here to catch up, just drink ......"
"Cao Wei, look, this is Uncle Black Ape......" Ning Jiuniang smiled: "Don't look at Uncle Black Ape is thin and small, but he should not be underestimated." Uncle Black Ape is the best man in our White Snake Village, with a short knife in one hand, and he can easily take people's lives. Uncle Black Ape wasn't so short back then, it was because I was too naughty and always let Uncle Black Ape carry it, which made him shorter, and now I can't help it. Come, I'll give you a bowl! ”
"It's not that the owner of the village presses, but that I am old and sick, and now I can no longer carry the owner of the village. The owner of the village has grown up, and he is no longer the little girl who likes to mess around. The black ape recalled the past, and was also full of emotion, so he picked up the wine bowl and drank it all.
Ning Jiuniang poured herself another glass of wine, walked up to a man, and said, "This is Uncle Kuimu, I want to ...... back then."
After some introduction, Ning Jiuniang said with red eyes: "Your uncles are old, my Ning Jiuniang has also grown up, in the future, I Ning Jiuniang will hold up a piece of the sky for your uncles, my father is dead, and please let your uncles live for two more years, don't let me support the White Snake Village alone, it's not that Jiuniang is afraid of hardship and tiredness, but I want a few uncles to accompany Jiuniang for a few more years." ”
The scene was a little dull, Tengshan raised his head and drank a bowl of wine again, and said in a muffled voice: "Master Dazhai, we know why you invited us to drink, but we promised the second village master to take Cao Wei's dog's life...... Gaffes, Brother Cao, don't mind, let's do it, let's give Brother Cao a life, only break two legs, do you think this is done? Otherwise, I really can't explain it......"
Cao Wei's eyelids twitched, and he smiled bitterly: "How can you make it difficult for you heroes?" Although you make a move, Jiu Niang and I invite you to come today, just want to have a drink with all the heroes, don't talk about other idle things, come, drink and drink! ”
"Brother Cao is a real man, since this is the case, we will only break one of your legs to ensure that it doesn't hurt, can you?"
“…… Come, drink and drink! ”
After the two pillars of incense, Ning Jiuniang fell asleep at the banquet, Ning Jiuniang's eyes widened, and said, "Several uncles have excellent drinks, how can they get drunk so quickly...... Is wine poisonous? ”
Cao Wei burped and said, "It's not poisonous, it's just mixed with some sweat medicine, quickly help them into the room, tie their hands and feet and gag their mouths, and my legs can be saved tomorrow." ”
Ning Jiuniang's eyes were full of brilliance, and she said with a smile: "You are so insidious, you can think of such a shady method, you really deserve to be a scholar...... How did you fall too? Pretend to be something, get up and get to work. ”
"These uncles of yours can really drink, I added sweat medicine and they can resist for so long, every time you toast, I will drink a bowl with it, and now the whole person is dizzy, a few of them will be handed over to you, I will go to rest first." After Cao Wei finished speaking, he stood up, walked straight out, and then walked into a room in a daze, found a bed and fell asleep.
Ning Jiuniang angrily sent someone to carry the drunk people back to the bedroom, and then sneaked into their room, tied them hand and foot, and randomly found some cloth and stuffed it into their mouths.
When he finally wanted to stuff something into Tengshan's mouth, Tengshan suddenly opened his eyes and said: "Owner of the village, it's okay if you tie your hands and feet, it's too much to stuff something into your mouth, not to mention that what you are going to stuff into my mouth is still a pair of bottoms that I haven't washed!" ”
Ning Jiuniang hurriedly threw away the underwear in her hand and said stupidly: "Uncle Teng, why didn't you fall?" ”
"I Tengshan has drunk a lot of wine, and as long as I drink it, I know what's in it. I don't think that kid is bad, it's a good match for you, it's better to be a good person, and fulfill you, you go quickly, I can't hold it anymore, that kid's sweat medicine is very sufficient......"
Ning Jiuniang returned to the boudoir and found Cao Wei lying on her bed and falling asleep, kicked him down, then pulled the quilt and slowly fell asleep.